Alky thread

You may have the start of a stomach ulcer

Also have a look at this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroesophageal_reflux_disease

Let me start a trap thread then

correct, i believe in english "all the [x]" is equivalent to second person plural (akin to "you all")?

what the fuck

What were you expecting? "it's just the bubbles tickling your heart through your stomach user, just laugh it off."

not this bullshit ill tell ya that

i have no heart burn, chest pains, or any of that shit

So just too many bubbles then?

whats the fix?

straight vodka?

Get in there & scrub those bubbles out of your stomach.

Has your stool been dark colored and metallic smelling?

If so, you probably have a small peptic ulcer.

Not that big of a deal, they go away. I have had a couple. The more you have the more likely it gets that you have a BAD ulcer. (one that doesnt go away)

Just dont drink or use aspirin for a couple days.

You're not an alcoholic. You're a sodomite. Drink liqour, or eat/drink water before. Goddamned pussies nowadays, fuck. Maybe you'd be better off drinking pseudo-beer you queer.

golden brown like an indian and the smell is usually frothy, sort of like coffee but with shit.

other times its just straight up rank dead corpse tink, but nothing metallic.

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Post your favorite beers, chums.

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Same, I can't bear alcohol since I did a coma a few years ago. The thing is that I want to get wasted like I used to in high school. Now whenever I drink more than 2 bear I puke and go to sleep. Fuck that I used to drink ten times more before starting to feel drunk.

Same, I can't bear alcohol since I did a coma a few years ago. The thing is that I want to get wasted like I used to in high school. Now whenever I drink more than 2 bear I puke and go to sleep. Fuck that I used to drink ten times more before starting to feel drunk.

I'm an actual alcoholic. I shit liquid every 3 hours all day every day. It's not fun knowing I've fucked up my intestinal tract, not to mention my liver which probably looks like Swiss cheese. I've been to the ER twice this year directly related to alcohol induced health issues.

But yeah, cheers you nigger sodomite

Also, drink pic related
It's made with Fireball and Rum Chata

jesus fuck

does eating a diet help with this or is it hopeless?

feels

Nothing helps. It gets worse when I stop drinking. But on sober days shitting myself is usually the least of my worries.

This happens to pretty much every alcoholic, at some point it just becomes life

I've had a few health problems this year but drinking makes me feel better (in the moment.)

I've only had beer 5/7 of the last week, which is about half the days this year I haven't drank.

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just fuck my shit up fam

There's nothing wrong with recreational drug use if you keep it together.

You've got some other problem, go to a doctor

About your appetite… You probably have a stomach ulcer. take some anti acid pills or whatever and see a doctor for the other things. but they might be a byproduct of not eating

Buttchug grain alcohol. Bypass the stomach completely.

Or just abuse benzos.

For how long? I had something like that, hurt all over and didn't want to eat for 3 months last winter and spring, spent $500 at the doctors to have them tell me it was 'probably a virus, come back if it doesn't go away.'
minus the leg swelling and retardation (though I always sound retarded when I haven't socialised because of sickness.)

Working on a sixpack of this good local shit, plus a tallboy of MGD as an appetizer.

good to know that I'm a thread killer on multiple Chans

Bump

Drinking pic related because I'm a poor fag.

This shit started happening to me when my drinking increased drastically. Its pretty much the early stages of "Wet Brain."

I don't have kidney pain, but pancreatitis is a motherfucker.

I'm

If you want to see what happens to end-stage alcoholics then google Ascites, Hyperammonemia, and Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. I spend some time in the medical field, so it's even worse that I know exactly what happens to us

As always, cheers you nigger sodomites

dry alcoholic here. Not by choice

How's the shakes treating you bro?

Most of you mean larger, not real beer. If you want to know what your drink actually tastes like, allow it to warm to room temperature and then drink it. Tastes liked watered down piss, huh? That's because you can't accurately taste something that's cold and that's why you always drink larger cold, so you don't have to taste how shitty it is. But wait, you only drink larger to get drunk, right? Then quit beer and start doing Jenkem, it's just as shitty and far cheaper.
If you want to enjoy a beer, drink real ale.

This message is for you self-dragon-dildoing- fuck-tarded lurker alcoholics who couldn't resist reading this gay ass "alky thread."

Keep up the good work

This fuck-head knows what he's talking about

GOAN GIT THE WIAH BRUSH N DETTOL WILL U

I for one drink cheap beer despite liking the real stuff because I can drink it nonstop.

What stouts do you drink, alchanons?

haven't had a beer for 3 days. been drinking for 13 years and hopefully going to stop this year for good. waking up w/acid stomach is an easy fix. dont drink in the mornings/afternoons. use that time to drink water and try eating more dairy products. stay away from spicy or citrusy foods. get hammered all you want on anything you want.
trick is to drink 3-4 tall glasses of water before hitting the sack

say goodbye to heartburn, holiday heart, and spooky wakeups

Honestly, the only issue I have with alcohol at times, is when it gets to the point where people begin using it as a crutch to begin talking or interacting with other people.

Otherwise I don't care much

PURITAN
All that you hold dear shall be corrupted in the name of glory!