NEW HIGH SCORE GOING TO BE ATTEMPTED AT 12 EST

user that fapped 3 times in an hour here. Im going to be attempting to reach a new high score. I'm hoping to cum at least 5 times in one hour, at 12 AM EST.

I'm currently preparing for the challenge, what are some tips that you guys have for me?
Should I get drunk or not?
What are some good foods to have beforehand?
Energy drinks, yea or nay?
If all goes according to plan, after I shoot my third or fourth load, I should be firing blanks, so no furthur cleanup required.

Wish me luck, will keep updated with timestamps.

Shit, I got my timezones confoosed, since I bet most ameriburgers here are on the east coast, I used EST.


Correct that to 1AM EST

Honestly, I'm far more potent when I'm hungover. I bet with a good hangover you can do 5 in an hour easily.

Shit man, I'm lucky to fap once a month.

Why don't you reverse the process and try to stop fapping?

it's a much more rewarding difficult challenge.

After tonight, I'm going on nofap.

Does that mean you'll fap tomorrow?

Yes.

T -1 MINUTE
PORN ENABLED
VASELINE EQUIPPED
TOWEL ON STANDBY
MAKE US PROUD, BOY

Orgasm 1 down
only 1 ml of cum due to fapping earlier today


DICK IS SORE

Degeneracy

Orgasm 2 down.
Dammit,I might not even make it to 3

HAND IS SORE

think about feet and persevere.

IT'S GOING SOFT

10 MINUTES TO REVIVE IT OR ELSE THIS WILL BE A CATASTROPHIC FAILURE

give it a minute break, then slap it against a table a bunch of times.
t. sometimes helps with meth dick

Water.

IT'S OVER, TIME'S UP. 3 TOTAL ORGASMS WITHIN PAST HOUR

FAILURE OF THE GREATEST PROPORTION.
BOGEY MOM SPOTTED, PERFORM EVASIVE MANEUVERS.

Will try again in 2 weeks maybe once my libido comes out of non-existence.
Until then, I'm going to shower.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU sodomiteS

what piece of shit porn did you watch that you couldn't get right back up and make a decent splooge?

probably 3d

I respect you for trying though. Actually respect is a strong word, maybe appreciation would be better.

this sounds like a school shooting in code

nah, I was looking at futa for the first two and ended my 3rd with japanese scat femdom.

stop. please.
you can fap your dick so much you fuck it up.

OP

Same here, hungover and a cum machine.

I once jerked off 14 times in 4 hours, my dick was pretty sore after that but I still jerked off the next day
Youre just a fucking pussy OP, I even posted my achievement here

ONE MORE CUM
ONE MORE CUM
ONE MORE CUM

You know you can have multiple orgasms without cumming right?

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5 times in 1 hr? I did that back in the dark ages with only 5 local channels, no magazines, no tapes, not even a girly poster on the wall. Certainly no internet. I almost made 6, but lost it.

I don't even recall why I was trying.

those are rookie numbers
silly boys and their inferior orgasms ;)

those are rookie numbers
silly boys and their inferior orgasms ;)