Lost virginity

Lost my virginity last friday to a chick who was a lil chubby but fucking hell it was amazing.
She told me I was good at eating pussy. Honestly, pussy tastes like salty gooey flesh that tastes nice. She took my head and fucking buried my nose in her vagina. I'm pissed I did this half drunk. I didn't even spread her vag lips and really get in there or look at it as much as I'd like to.
Anal feels nice. You can really feel the tightness of the sphincter.

Ugh one thing that feels interesting is the feeling of shaved pussy pube stubble grinding against your face.

Boobs feel like heavy little blobs. Nipples are nice.

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass is nice

Grinding your dick outside of a vag to tease was fun

I wish it would've been longer. I didn't cum tbh because of whiskey dick. That and she was a bit lazy tbh. She didn't sleep the night before.

She literally complained my dick was too big for both holes and it made me feel like a man when she said I felt good.

Problem is now I want more sex…

I left the fucking hotel a wreck. Fucking booze, condoms, food everywhere.

Crossed a lot of shit off my bucket list. Anal, lost virginity, vagina, play with big tits, fuck an 18 year old, make a girl squirt, eat out vag…

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Now that your bucket list has much crossed off, kill yourself
Do it
Do it now
End it all
You fucking faggot

Not OP but I remember being just like you until I lost my virginity about a month ago (24 yo to my 22 yo GF I met on POF).

Good job OP!

im a 28 year old virgin, how do I lose it?

so was this a hooker, Tinder meet up or what?

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Now go forth. The world is your oyster.

Dead chicken.

Good job.

Good bye, friend. It's time you leave this place, and leave all of us behind.

You must now move on the greener pastures.

You must move on to Reddit.

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Good on you OP. I remember the first night I had sex, with my long-distance gf of 2 years at the time. I couldn't cum, but we must have fucked 4 times with a condom before we said "fuck it" and did it raw. I proceeded to cum harder than i ever have in my life.

We haven't used a condom since, and we've lived together in the same place for a year now. Life is good as a non virgin, man.

Sorry for blogposting

Flat-chested women bang like a dunny door in a windstorm, believe me!

We'd been friends for ages, and we kinda friend-zoned each other for about 3 years. One night, we just kinda went "fuck it", and hit the sack together. It was one of the most erotic sexual times of my entire life! She was an absolute demon in bed! She was a country girl - growing up on a farm must have give her 'ideas'! No-one would ever know just looking at her - she was a "Plain Jane" in many ways, but she was gorgeous as well (in my eyes). Twas like she was trying to outdo herself to blow away the stereotype of 'plain-looking' flat-chested girls… I lost count how many times I creamed her muffin that night… she was a demon… she bit, scratched, howled… I'm getting horny at the mere memory!

The best part is - 20 years later, we are still really good friends! Yes, amazingly, our friendship survived the 'one-off fuckfest' experience!

Another added bonus was - no-one ever found out about it! None of our friends were none the wiser - even her housemate, whom we were both good friends with! If only she knew - the older housemate would have killed me! I had to wear high-necked skivvies for a fortnight afterwards, just to hide the bite and scratch marks around my neck!

I always dreamed that *I* would 'break' my flat-chested friend in the cot…. but, in reality - it was the other way round!

We still joke about it, all these years later.

True story. Fuck you if you don't believe it.

Well, I'm not in too much of a hurry to lose my virginity.

What you spent an entire night doing could have been done in under 3 minutes

fucking captcha sure as hell is not stopping spam

This reads like bad sales copy.

>>>/4chan/ is that way friends

This has been written like this guy is saying it

LOL Terrible way to lose your virginity.

I'm lucky that my first time was with a hot skinny redhead chick and that I only used my looks to attract her. :)

this story is faker than my moms tits
and thats pretty fucking fake my friend

Tindr

uh… sure. what was she like though?

You're a fucking liar.

What sort of redneck 1930s Oklahoma analogy is this user?