Brit/pol/ #957: Why Did No-one Else Make One Edition

We urge our readers to beLEAVE in Britain and vote to quit the EU on June 23
thesun.co.uk/news/1277920/we-urge-our-readers-to-believe-in-britain-and-vote-to-leave-the-eu-in-referendum-on-june-23/


Labour's Tom Watson: EU free movement rules must change
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36523759

Waah waah waah! 'You’re a typical middle-aged bloke who interrupts women’ Labour MP hits out at Brexiteer
express.co.uk/news/politics/679770/middle-age-bloke-digby-jones-and-rachel-reeves

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express.co.uk/news/world/678295/European-Union-EU-referendum-Holland-Netherlands-Brexit
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/742808913876242432
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3641755/Clement-Freud-child-abuser-Former-Liberal-MP-molested-girls-young-10-TV-documentary-reveals-two-victims-tell-pain.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3641390/Goldman-Sachs-banker-paid-425-prostitute-good-looking-friend-spend-night-Libyan-investor-five-star-Dubai-hotel-bid-win-investment-deal.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-telegraph-eu-debate-with-boris-johnson-and-alex-salmond-all/
youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/pope-francis-rejects-donation-from-argentinian-president-maurici/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Daunt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/introducing-brexit-and-chill-the-confusingly-pro-remain-campaign/
thebookseller.com/news/waterstones-forced-axe-jobs-if-uk-brexits-333676
newsletter.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-news/south-african-denies-injuring-asian-doctor-in-alleged-one-punch-incident-1-7431321
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36429860
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36499790
pornhub.com/video/search?search=pussy-pump
twitter.com/montie/status/742830356873805824/photo/1
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_Scottish_independence_referendum,_2014#Results
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Newspapers_and_magazines_2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Leave
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Remain
standard.co.uk/news/politics/londoners-face-traffic-chaos-when-farage-brexit-flotilla-floats-up-thames-city-chiefs-warn-a3271141.html
youtu.be/m0C8gQZmU9E?t=8m50s
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
rt.com/uk/346505-brexit-how-long-leave/
lmgtfy.com/?q=donald tusk
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4o63ll/57_tory_mps_pledge_to_vote_down_osbornes_brexit/
oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
filmon.com/tv/bbc-news
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/14/leave-eu-cartoon-racist-nazi-brexit-antisemitism-1945
twitter.com/jimwaterson
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743015973171658752
twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/743009943712862208
twitter.com/hashtag/BattleOfTheThames?src=hash
twitter.com/hashtag/sv21
twitter.com/DarrenRJones/status/743013009489072128
theoccidentalobserver.net/2016/05/philip-green-jewish-criminality-and-the-cost-of-economic-parasitism/
youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE&list=PLU12uITxBEPEoCeVvq344LJGtNQxrqyTJ&index=25
breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/13/man-shouting-allahu-akbar-stabs-policeman-paris/
youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE
standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html
encyclopediadramatica.se//User:ImNotPlaying/BritPol
archive.is/IhEBY
twitter.com/CoxeyLoxey/status/743035956517822464
twitter.com/timothyleach/status/743002441222852610
twitter.com/eatmyhalo/status/743032409436921861
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743044532019859456/photo/1
8ch.net/pol/res/6338540.html
8ch.net/pol/res/6338543.html
twitter.com/EatMyHalo/status/743043301805334529
twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/743027146482941952
twitter.com/AnonBabble

What's he asking for lads?

1st for I'm on a tablet

THIRD FOR IM A LAZY CUNT THATS WHY

This is the most demoralising conversation I think I've ever had…

Holland BACKS Brexit: Dutch people urge Britons to QUIT doomed bloc and lead EU revolution
express.co.uk/news/world/678295/European-Union-EU-referendum-Holland-Netherlands-Brexit

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David Frum messed with the wrong puritan

The brexit will fail

white girls will willingly wear the hijab

muslims will win

twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/742808913876242432


Fuck this is cringy


They should of consulted Britains true meme army

The thought of a Yank saying cunt makes me cringe.


This is why civic posting should be banned, it leads to spackers thinking they're welcome among us.

Is that her?

She's so rank

If you could actually leave Europe with the islands as Remain suggests, where would you relocate them?

Came in at the end of the war when we were obvious winners.

Fuck off, Yank, we could have done it without your help. The Ruskies helped more than you.

Saved us from a war that didn't actually happen.

m8 it's funny

Weren't not in this thread with you.
You're in this thread with us.

Ban smack in the Atlantic Ocean on the equator. We can have our place in the sun and be able to conquer the nigs and the mexifags.

Your memes will get weaker

You'll be banished from the continent, again.

This time, Europe will claim some of YOUR land in the aftermath.

No lad, you're a lonely little shit poster with no reason to be here.

because you're a bunch of cuckolds. brit/pol/ is literally more active on halfchan. more oc too, not just more posts and users.

About that, it seems like a lot of pacific ocean Islands have rather nice climate, why is it that we in Britain have "bad" weather?

God he's so prickly

do I hear just a little buttblasting?
Just a tiny bit?

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Some good memes produced in the last thread lads, get em spread out. I bet Kassam would get em retweeted,

if ireland isn't a real country like this poster in the irish thread says, then shouldn't they not be independent?

He's right though.
Some prick talking shit about him and his brother
Making shit up for dramatic effect.

Hitchens is showing him up massively

not even with a stunt cock

I like it when you are early on in a thread tbh

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3641755/Clement-Freud-child-abuser-Former-Liberal-MP-molested-girls-young-10-TV-documentary-reveals-two-victims-tell-pain.html

serves him right for marrying her in the first place tbh. men should know better by now.

lucky guy tbh. Should just fuck someone better on the side and then leave this bitch. Cunt deserves it.

lads I want to shake the hand of ARR NIGE

who has a schedule for the Brexit bus ?

Take your headphones off and check for yourself, cucky. Filtered.

sarcasm, of course

(((Freud)))
OY VEY!
Who coulda predicted it?

I agree. I am sure there is no truly safe relationships, but certainly you must have some sort of idea what kind of person it is you are engaged to.

came in at the end when it was all but over

entered late again once the tide had already turned

sat on their fat ass in europe and got their ass handed to them in asia

i feel so saved

Oh shit, they're saying this could be linked to Madeline McCann.

Why were you debating this on omegle, and why are you so terrible at debating?

I think he is sigmund freuds grandson

Failed men always makes me sad, lads. Obviously I am one myself, but at least I am on Holla Forums.

how so?

Lad…

topkek

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Hehas probably had any contact with women

I am a fat NEET mummyposter who is waiting on a call from the job centre.

i guess they were in the same circle of friends.

What did he mean by this?

Special place in hell for him tbh

shurely shome mishtake?!?

her too, the coal burning whore

I can't even tell whos joking any more.

Wow he's a special sausage, also
WEW

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hello you cunt

This Jahans posting is getting on my wick tbh
He's a fucking thick prick with some severe mental health issues and an over inflated opinion of himself
Tell him to fuck off and grow up
Hopefully he'll post a live video of him hanging himself
Him and his ilk are a huge part of the problem Britain faces nowadays

This is why I always downvote him
He's just so thick.
I feel bad for him. I want him to do well. But he's just so clueless

Can one really use left-right paradigmto describe the revolutionary war?.
Is he really worried about christians after what just happened?

hello you cunt

at some level he enjoys the humiliation it brings

Why is it always the "national treasures"

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

Said it before, say it again- Fry is a nonce

He idolises ancient rome/greece (manboy love) and wrote a book about a schoolboy having a relationship with their teacher

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why did she get so flabby and washed up lads?

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She's 56 years old lad tbf

HAHAHAHA, 2014 BUT STILL

Jew genes…see father Nigel for further details

Nigella is hot, fag.

WE WUZ ROMANS AN SHEEEEEEEIT

lel…where do you get newspaper fonts?

(((Goldman Sachs))) banker 'paid £425 for prostitute and her good-looking friend to spend the night with Libyan investor in five-star Dubai hotel in bid to win investment deal'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3641390/Goldman-Sachs-banker-paid-425-prostitute-good-looking-friend-spend-night-Libyan-investor-five-star-Dubai-hotel-bid-win-investment-deal.html

use a web debugger, F12, select the node, type the text, take a screenshot

I have a Harvey story


he only lasted there a few months

Don't forget he's "bipolar'.

Hes actually just depressed because he idolized oscar wilde, and thought acting like him would carry with it an endless slew of asses to fuck.

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Lad, you're not him

Because you're a faggot lad.

Polite burger sage.

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topkek

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Reminder, this is what we're fighting for, lads.

JUST

The founding fathers were more right wing that Holla Forums's wet dreams are of a would be politician.

Age, Cocaine habit, married to a Jew

She is a jew, lad

pricy

That can't be real… I'm not studying, working all the hours God can send, stressing out about next week, neglecting family, no friends for people like this.

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thanks

Damn right it is.
I can't wait to return to good old fashioned class warfare. Britain's proudest tradition.

I don't know about you, but I'm fighting for the ability to string them both from lampposts with no consequences.

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Am I moral, lads?

Fuck off you stupid child.

What a terrible movie trailer. Trying to make it so that the Romans (white people) are evil for oppressing the Jews. Re-writing the story of Christ in order for the Jews to look heroic and the white man to look evil. Also, that editing and music was editing. Also, NIGGERS WEREN'T ROMAN.

No lad you are a nigger

Don't worry, m8. Based Mel is making another film about Christ.

Goldman Sachs are one of the banks shilling for us to Remain after having fucked Greece over….fucking corrupt degenerates…if only the public knew

I can't help it, lad. I am emotionally detached because my parents didn't raise me properly tbh. Maybe I would be concerned if it was my dog, I am not sure.

I hate Frankie Boyle but that was actually pretty funny. Was that the infamous joke that Torpedoed his career?

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He'll probably do whatever the Jew directors tell him to do to get back in their good books.

thats the one

NOICE
The Telegraph EU Debate: Viewers award victory to Boris Johnson and Priti Patel in head-to-head with Alex Salmond and Liz Kendall
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-telegraph-eu-debate-with-boris-johnson-and-alex-salmond-all/

He hasn't yet. If he was going to do that, he would have done it years ago.

That is ghetto nigger tier tbh.

test

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Liz tbh, priti is getting a bit heavy set even though it doesn't show on her face

You're either a nigger or a school shooter type.

I'd be a nigger if I let them fight and didn't think of the consequences, no?


Jesus, lad. I never had any emotional connection with anyone. Doesn't mean I'd shoot up a school for no reason. smh

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Filtered tbh

agreed

You're a nigger for letting it happen in the first place, you fucking nigger. You fact that you also get "excited" by it also shows how much of a nigger you are.

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how old are you , it could just be that you're immature and there's hope for you yet

They shouldn't fight at all if you trained them properly, that is why you are a nigger

Anybody else watching the Trump birthday rally?

They always pep me up.

I wish ARE Nige held similar events for Brexit tbh.

Lads, my mate's studying physics at Oxford and he's a bit on the fence about leaving because of the impact it'll have on his career as a scientist, have we got anything regarding this, how science would be better off out of the EU?

link?

He's fucking 24 or so years old and he shits up threads all the time with his stupid nonsense. Filter and report the cunt, and stop giving him attention.

youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho

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cheers

Take pity on me, lad. It's not my fault.


25, however I am pretty immature.


Not my dog, and cats never met a dog until my brother got this one. I was hoping they'd stop seeking each other out after a few fights, but the cat is a cunt that is always looking for trouble. Seriously it's like a tiny tiger beating up a big dog. Quite amazing to watch. I am sure anyone would find it exciting if we knew there was no possibility of injury.


Please don't lad. I never filter anybody.

tell him ukip meps are voting to leave even though it will end their careers. then ask why they are so much better than he is?

WE

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WUZ

AMERICANS

lel
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/pope-francis-rejects-donation-from-argentinian-president-maurici/

That image is was a proven hoax.

It was one nigger regiment that fought under the French for fucks sake, stop being proud of yourselves.

It's so fucked up how that works, lads.
Don't know how I'd cope if I couldn't wank tbh

Tricky one tbh, lad.

EU project money being lost will impact most academic fields. Nothing that couldn’t be replaced with Government money and there is no reason why Britain couldn’t take the lead and set up it’s own projects but there would be an short term impact.

Truthfully voting remain purely to protect your funding is selfish and there is no reason that British sciences wont end up actually being stronger in the long run as a result of leaving the EU table.

French colonial soldiers…probably from Senegal

LADS

My mate works for Waterstones and he was saying the managing director was warning against Brexit. Basically saying that there would be job losses etc.

I had a look into this James Daunt character. Nothing particularly unusual…

Until I looked into his father…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Daunt

I WONDER WHY HE WANTS TO STAY IN THE EU EH LADS?

Think Breitbart would be interested in this story?

Leaving this here for easy access when it happens

who /savingthemselvesformarriage/ here?

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Get laid tbh, bit late for a youngster like you should got to bed lad

why not lad?

make sure to always wank before an important decision or you'll have bad times.

those are the 369th (americans) armed and equipped by the french

KEK

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/introducing-brexit-and-chill-the-confusingly-pro-remain-campaign/

because I don't want to be filtered myself

send it to them tbh

How the fuck can you bare the jerryposting or anglofocused D/C I have no idea

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Do you have any evidence? Did he send an email to all staff members or something?

me. I'm also

Hue

I don't really have any standards, lad. However I leave threads when they devolve into jerry vs anglo posting since I don't like conflict.

Don't worry, lad, we'll find a wife one day.

MAKE SURE WE GET FOR BREXIT LADS

Are you also the 'race mixing is fine' poster?

It's just never happened to me.
Call it bad luck idk I've just never had the opportunity and at this point I'm not really imagining an opportunity will come up in the near future.

Sometimes I get really hung up on sex.
Then like just now, I have a wank and I'm like "lmao who cares about sex, let's leave the EU".

ROLLING

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leave

He said it's on their intranet.

But it's also in this link.

thebookseller.com/news/waterstones-forced-axe-jobs-if-uk-brexits-333676

All those drawings make those 'celebrites' look even more like spastics. That's something I didn't think possible, but the remain campaign did it.

When it comes to Ginnie? Yeah.

I'm so jaded, at this point I'd settle for a honorable death fighting in the coming race war.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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I like you, lad.

Is the pope catholic?

I would say that I feel the same way, but obviously I don't since you're a GCHQ agent tbh

Not to rub salt in the wounds lads but we live in a time of massive debauchery, what's going wrong in your lives?

racemixing is obviously fine if it's in a foreign country and white male/non white female. How is this not a closed issue at this point?

If we don't race mix in other countries at some point we can never have a white world. We can't just kill non whites we'd have to breed them out until they become Italians or something.

“I hate those Pakis, I’m sick of those Pakis.”


newsletter.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-news/south-african-denies-injuring-asian-doctor-in-alleged-one-punch-incident-1-7431321

Fuck no.

Clearly not.

He's about as Catholic as Mohammed.

Holy shit, that guy reminds me of the Harry and Paul sketch

It really wouldn't of been that hard to colour correct the van

Stop making sloppy OC lads

TRUMP JUST SAID "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK"


Dubs confirmed

Awh, come on lad, that guy kept his stutter hidden so well and it only came out when his nerves got jittery.

Thats largely why, in my case. Every time I've been close, I suddenly remember that I'm supposed to be above the working class drunkards and skanks and instantly burn the bridge.

Were things more reserved and twee, dignity wouldn't be in question and I'd have no need to sabotage myself.

Or maybe I'm thinking about it too much.

How did you hone in on that post lad?

you'll probably end up with traps

God no. even if I had fapped to traps which I obviously haven't since I'm not a homo, I'd never be able to date or fuck one. Just a waste of time. For a wife I have a very clear objective. Live together and have children. That's it tbh

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Haha good one friend. A good joke, well made. now that we're pals we can meet in person haha. have a big brit \POL\ meet up. haha. give us your house address, lads.

The sun coming out for Leave.
Murdoch finally backs us, and he always picks the winning horse. This is it lads, surprisingly huge news - not sure how it wasn't a bigger deal

England a shit

That sounds like a good idea lad. Let's all meet up, but to know that you're all real could you all post your National Insurance numbers?

same tbh

Marriage is a meme anyway.
Mum's convinced herself I'll be the son that has a great wife and loads of grandchildren for her.
I don't know if she honestly believes that or if she thinks that's what I want to hear or if it's what she wants to believe but it seems a bit unrealistic at this rate.

That's how, lad.

Filtered tbh

Worlds are colliding lad. Big things will come from this.

Can't you just find me yourself, lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36429860

OMAR WOULD BE BETTER SHOOTING UP THE BBC

Why does Murdoch want a Brexit, lad?

That slimey Auskike gives me the creeps tbh.

I smell a ruse.

mfw the Sun suddenly changes it's mind the day before the referendum in an unprecedented U-turn

My nigger!!
…have some OC

I imagine it has to do with our ability to prioritise the commonwealth if we Brexit

I think he just wants the brexit voters to buy his paper tbh also great game

He backs winners, that’s what he does via The Sun.

Waits until late in the game and then throws himself behind who he thinks the winning team to be and he is almost always right.

Nope.

t. Traditional Catholic, go to the local SSPX church every sunday.

(checked for Brexit)
Can't remember him being wrong tbh

THE MADMAN IS READING THE SNAKE AGAIN

He's said that it's easier to bribe MPs rather than MEPs but I don't really give a shit about that, as long as it means we're out I'm fine.

Link?

YOU'RE NOT GAY YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEE

Neither can I.


I love it when he reads The Snake!

youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho

youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho

oops this was for (you)

jesus is that real? What the fuck is wrong with that fucking snatch mate

The Sun is a populist paper that goes with the prevailing opinion of it's readers.

Best rally yet

They were left wing. They were supported by the Whigs. The Loyalists were the right wing Tories.

I doubt it, lad

Why does it look so meaty?

Go on then, which one was better?

What was the Nige quote he used?

Does he know the founding fathers believed in a whites-only nation?

Finish your education by that I mean tertiary, get /fit/ keep studying, reading, self-improving.

You look around you at those lads who are at school getting the girls, or bikes as they should be called, and by 25, they are usually in a dead end job, dead end life, kids, but a partner who they detests him if they are still together, and that's a very generous view of how most idiots who value their school time on sex rather than study.

I'm 27 was a virgin until 18, kept studying, still study, work hard, have a very good paying job, travel to HK and back few times a year for business, don't give up, just have patience

I don't know, lad. There's been so many. Not watched them lately though, had a bit of Trump fatigue tbh

Some of the YUGE California rallies were better IMO. Insane energy levels.

He started yelling
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK

You win an Owen™ for that performance

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36499790
Even the BBC says the "science will suffer" meme is mostly bollocks

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I didn't lose my own until I was 19 lad, although I'd been to parties, had love interests and snogged lasses I never made the move.

The girl I first shagged wasn't someone I knew from schooling and whatnot, so I wouldn't worry about it. It helps very little in matters of confidence, all it really does it alleviate the burden of being labelled a virgin. Honestly, getting /fit/ and /lit/ did more for me than women ever could.

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i thought everyone on here's been blocked by him

Of course it's bollocks, they are saying it because they get EU grants from the fucking culture bastards

It belongs to LilyAllen, meaty/ puffy because it's has all of Londons niggers through it.

Send to Guido Fawkes as well

Go to bed lad, it's your bathday tomorrow in the morning

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He's the quintessential lefty, storming out of interviews and blocking all opposing narratives.

But lad, that isn't normal. Like there's seriously a problem there. It's definitely fucking warped. If it isn't photoshopped, or there's a serious infection, I don't know what. I've seen a lot of them in my time and that shit is fucking unnatural. Nobody, surely nobody, would even attempt to put their dick in that… if it's even possible

So you're telling me a needle would cause an eruption of puss?

Can't see where to send it to them lad…

I didn't study either.
Currently flunking my A levels.

Dad wasted his money sending me through private school. I've probably turned out worse than I would have if I'd just gone to a comprehensive.

Every day's different and all that shite but honestly at this point I'm so stuck here, imaging a situation where I get into a girls pants is like describing the shape of the universe.
It's literally unthinkable.


Never done any of that myself.

Got invited to two parties when I was 16.
Made an arse of myself and made myself miserable.
Then I said on Facebook the holocaust never happened and I became the school joke.
Deleted my facebook then because I was reported for antisemetism and mum got a phone home from the deputy head.
Needless to say there were no more parties after that. Or social interactions for that matter.

Just me sitting on Holla Forums at home and playing games.

I feel like a waste of space a lot of the time.

Guido is pretty based, I often delve into the links provided in the sidelines.

You were right about the rally, lads. Making some solid points very early

Those pesky Russians are still bullying me on youtube.

What are you watching lad?

Best I can do after two bottles of p0o-tato likkor

Only lefties would support betraying the crown tbh

Do a BTEC or some shit then
Hue

Donald Trump rally, but I think it ended. I'm watching it from the start

youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho

Murdoch doesn't want Brexit

This isn't r/unitedkingdom lad.


His times paper is likely to come out as remain. The Sun is a populist paper that swings whatever way the public goes. E.g they went labour for Blair. Because of this they've never backed the wrong side in 40 years

IMAGINE ARE NIGE IN NO. 10 AND THE DON IN THE WHITEHOUSE


Holy moly, my sides.

Anybody no blocked by Owen on twitter you know what to do…

How long until Trump becomes the Burgerführer?

nah it's still going m8

Ok just go back to basics, as another user said.
Get /fit/ and read. Get /fit/ for self confidence, for health too. Just keep reading too, your mind is just as important, more so. Never neglect it.

I have some news for you
pornhub.com/video/search?search=pussy-pump

And Check'm! holy shieeeet!

Election is November 8. Inauguration January 20.

Yeah, erm. This tbh.

*Looks sheepish* Didn't want to be the one to point it out.

Get /fit/ and social skills almost seem to be gained by osmosis.

What's the point of it?

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I've got some shit sorted out for training.

I don't read books. Read mostly articles online and in the papers.
I started running a month ago.
Don't think I'll ever get /fit/ but the running makes me feel like I'm at least doing something with my time.

I can't be asked to get social skills at this point.
Yeah, great, I can have some stupid boring conversation about nothing with a girl in a club then fuck her for a few minutes.
Then I can never see her again and wonder why my life still feels empty but pretend everything's actually fantastic as can be and lie to everyone.
The world's shit. This country is shit. This city is shit.
My facial expression and demeanour reflects the shit I've been brought up in.

Just googled fat pussies and this came up. Looked similar
Never come across one.


Preventing damage to your fist when punching them in the cunt

Feels good lads.

I think you are desperate for Jesus to be honest fam.

Why not find love both from Him and His Church?

Forget the trip, SA?

You're not the only person to have been dealt a bad hand lad, but you're certainly one of the few to give in so easily.

Who /makinglatenightBrexitOC/ here?

Hold your horses there, Robot. Social skills isn't the ability to chat up dumb sluts and plough them. It's having the energy to actually engage with people rather than the stifling exhaustion of social awkwardness. Trust me, I've experienced both, and it's a path well worth taking.

I don't think God exists.
I like Christian culture though.


I don't read because I don't see the point. I dislike fiction and I can read most of my non fiction online in PDF format.
Used to read a tonne of non fiction before I discovered you can just get it all online.

I don't lift because I'm cynical. I think personally it's a load of bullshit I wouldn't be able to sustain or want to sustain.
Can't think of anything more unpleasant to do with my time than sitting for an hour in some air conditioned room on a machine pushing and pulling weights.

I'm not as photogenic tbh lad

twitter.com/montie/status/742830356873805824/photo/1

Lovely painting tbh

wheyyyyy lads wheyyyyy

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Have you tried reading Mere Christianity, its not exactly an argument for the existence of God more it shows the logic and reason of Christians and their belief in God.

Actually arguments of God do exist kinda of but its really an infallible view

John Atkinson Grimshaw is the official Brit/pol/ painter.

Based Grimshaw

Yeah, this won't piss the plebs off at all

It would look too suspicious if every newspaper was arguing for the Turkish invasion.

Public speaking is one of my strongpoints.

Wouldn't consider it social skills though. Social skills is being able to sustain a conversation about some inane bullshit and still find the will to live.
Like football. If you can talk about men kicking a fucking ball around a pitch for twenty minutes you have god tier social skills.

Tbh lads I'm starting to come around to the idea of getting rid of the Monarchy. They're such useless cucks these days. Even based Phil the Greek barely does anything.

Which papers other than the Sun have declared?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_Scottish_independence_referendum,_2014#Results

Makes you think

Who do you lads think will be the next conservative leader after cuckman goes (He's basically fucked if Britain stays or goes)

The Express, The Daily Mail and The Sun.

Based Blair

Getting my Uni results tomorrow, worried a bit tbh

ISHYGDT

If you get rid of monarchy, it's incredibly hard to get it back. As much as I agree with your lack of satisfaction in the current royal family, becoming a republic would be, in the long term, a fucking disaster.

Could you link if possible?

If we leave, Cameron will be ousted, my money is on Boris, he's the one on the Leave Campaign, he'll be the victor, he should be leader of the Tories.

I don't think God exists because if he did I would have felt/seen something heavenly in my life.
So far though everything's been pretty mundane. Leads me to the conclusion that either he's turned his back on us or he's just a fantasy.

The world's so unequal and unfair.
How I can be born into such undeserving wealth and still turn out shit whilst people can be born with pennies and grow up to become better men than I'll ever be is a mystery to me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Newspapers_and_magazines_2

Good, let him make his threats of doom and gloom. We're all sick of you cunts.

I can explain that.

You're a faggot

Faggot son of a multimillionaire.

Wonder if I'm a common tale.

While I appreciate it, it doesn't appear that this Wiki link provides actual declarations. I will wait and see

Lucky bastard tbh

Does anyone have the Nigel Farage Remix video saved anywhere? I can't find it.

The world is horrible because we allow it to be that way. Man is a sinful creature deserving of destruction. God is so loving he sacrificed his Son so that we can be made whole and live for ever with Him.

In terms of feeling something. I reckon you have experienced God in some way but just haven't recognised it as such. If you search for God, you will find Him.

I had the exact same outlook before I ended up in a relationship.

I hated school and the only friendships I maintained were so that I wasn’t completely alone. In my final year I just gave up and spent all my spare time in the library browsing conspiracy theory forums.

Thankfully I had a hobby that made me a fair number of friends in college. These friends had pretty active social lives and against the odds I managed to have a pretty normal set of teenage years. I wasn’t a normie but I had fun. I was a crypto autist tbh.

Truthfully I was terrified of the opposite sex, I fumbled my way through any advances that were made at me, sometimes in the most autistic of ways (like answering the phone to a girl who had gotten my home number from a friend and literally sperging out halfway through conversation and hanging up only to tell her she had got the wrong number when she rang back).

I would probably had never have had a gf if it wasn’t for a good friend of mine who one day asked me to come out with him his date and her sister. It was obviously a double date so I sperged out and told him I would call him back, switched my phone off and ran a bath so I wouldn’t be available if he called the home phone. He did and my Mum answered and told him I was in the bath but to come around anyway. By the time I was out of the bath he was at my door with the girls and I had no choice.

His dates sister ended up being keen on me and I brought out what I thought was my A game (later on she would tell me she had partly been so intent on getting on with me because I was so aloof so fuck knows how I normally come across when I am not trying). And I ended up in a several year relationship with her.

Having a gf changed my outlook totally, for the first time in life I was actually happy. I’m no degenerate but I have sampled a few drugs and nothing has come close to that feeling.

Years have passed and I am alone most days browsing Holla Forums same as I was at school browsing those conspiracy sites but just having had the experience has left me forever changed. I may not be happy but I know what it is to be happy and know that it could happen again.

Get a gf, lad.

Of course I vote for UKIP lad but morons keep voting for the Conservatives

smdh at leftist and cuckservatives tbh

For one night with two attractive chicks that's actually a pretty good deal in terms of typical escort pricing.

this one but the better version?

I don't want his money.
When he's gone in a few years my brother can have the pot.
He can look after the houses too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Leave
List of people and groups that are based

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Remain
List of people and groups that are getting the gas/rope

Why not? Money is a very important thing

What a complete faggot you are. You're so pathetic you have to hide behind a woman to deal with reality. Fucking cuck.

lad you're not a fucking pleb, you're an aristocrat. stop LARPing as that cunt in pulp's 'common people'

read homer's odyssey and imagine you're telemachus

God damn it I love Holla Forums.

He's going to be a bumbandit that's why.

Sounds like a nice experience.
I'm glad you had it and enjoyed it.


Have no use for it.
Don't want the responsibility of it.
It's unearned. I don't want to be riding off his success.

The way I currently live I could sustain myself on about 20k a year.


I'm not an aristocrat and I never will be.

Way dad brought me up he deliberately made sure I never knew about his wealth.

MUMMY

Maybe you're such a depressive failure because you want to be as an excuse to not have to take any action whatsoever? You sound like a lazy cunt.

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I'm not depressive and I don't consider myself a failure.
I'll be heading into work in less than a year.

Depends how you define failure though I guess.
I've failed the ability to attract a woman, yeah, true.
Failed the ability to have a happy childhood, yeah.
In other fields though I think I'll be a success.

Omar should have shot them

I sent him this with:
Owen, why did you pozz all those neg holes at pulse? you should be ashamed of yourself.
I hope it makes him cry

WEW

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It's true lad. Fucking faggots thinkhappiness is just handed to you, not something you earn yourself through hard work, suffering and skill.

Anyone got a good video of the Union jack flapping in the wind?

All the ones I'm finding are shit tier

^This tbh lads.

You should read some Schopenhauer lad, he's right down your alley.

This is more to my liking.
Magical girls don't make you happy.

Why live?

I almost miss Russell tbh lads

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Take the money you fucking faggot, holy shit. Why make your life harder than it needs to be.

Happiness is temporary no matter how successful you may be, we're all dogs chasing cars. Finding contentment is about as close to permanent joy as you'll ever get.

A relationship made me happy, they are a pretty important part of life in my opinion. How many great men in history have been without the company of a woman at some point?

I’m not reliant on a woman, I might not be ecstatically happy right now but I am not a butthurt depressive winging on a Senegalese shadow puppetry forum.

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Top banter

keksimus maximus

Life will never be hard for me.

Between a villa in Greece, a mansion in East Sussex, one in Notting Kill and a flat in Hampstead me and my brother are set to inherit over fifteen million in property when dad dies and that's ignoring bonds and shares he's invested in over the years.
I don't know why the fuck I'm telling you people this.
It's just so fucking weird. How did I end up being born into this.
It's not fair.


I'm glad a relationship made you happy.
It isn't really helpful to anyone though.
"Get a GF" isn't advice.

Yes it fucking is that is exactly what it is. Go out and get a girlfriend, it will cheer you up.

Either that or go and spend some of daddies money on a shrink and stop shitting up Brit/pol/.


Get a fucking grip you odious unbearable ultra tosser. Don't want it? give it away! Problem solved.

Sweet, enjoy your blessings lad, and use it for some purpose of you can. RWDS

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Start a RWDS and I will pledge allegiance to you.

This guy's unfortunate. I've been a dole bludger all my life with fuck all money and never wanted for pussy for the last twenty years.
Mind you, I can play the guitar.

Good.
Yer it's not fair, doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself with all the stuff you have, and the stuff your dad is leaving you.
I'm poor lad, don't be poor, it's not fun, and there is no honour or pride in it.

That's not advice.
Some tart slept with you and now you're happy.
Great stuff.

That's what I plan on doing.


I can too.
Been playing for years.

One of the only things I would spend it on would be making my political dreams reality.

But that's not the life for me.
My brother can do that.

is anyone going to see the brexit flotilla tomorrow

Then why haven't you twigged it yet?
Just ask what their favourite choon is and then play it them. It will be some pop bollocks that if you've heard it on the radio once you'll be able to play it instantly if you aren't a pleb.

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Sadly i can't living too far away and having a shitty job

You are probably a lovely guy, I tend to think most people on Holla Forums are pretty decent folk but right now you are being a whiney little überwuss and possible supreme gentleman.

Did you use any of your wealth to get any Leave propaganda printed up? I’m sure you could have rustled up a few grand to do so.

Even if we stay I think the Dutch will leave. They used direct democracy to vote down a trade pact but the EU forced it through anyway.

Every cunt can play the guitar.
I don't fucking want that.

This whole stupid life we live where we live in these stupid fucking bubbles and do these stupid fucking things.
I don't want some stupid tart.
I don't want to be at some stupid fucking party.
I don't want to sit awkwardly and talk to women.
I don't want to live in this shitty stupid fucking country where all we do is play our stupid fucking instruments while the country burns.
I don't want to be just another fucking cunt. I'm not just another stupid fucking cunt.
They live their stupid fucking lives.
They go to their stupid fucking schools.
They're worthless. They're fucking worthless.
All of them think they're so fucking special and they're so fucking valuable when they're not.
They could die and nothing would change.
All of them could and will be replaced with pakis and fuck all will change because this country is a stupid fucking husk of nothing.
Talking a lot about nothing, doing allot about nothing.
Driving, reading, playing, sunbathing.
It's all so fucking pointless.
This whole fucking.
Demonstrating is fucking pointless, marching is fucking pointless.
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING

The great mass of everything amounts to nothing.
Every single fucking piece of information. It's all useless.

Here's the fucking thing, right?
I've had such an abnormal childhood (and it really has been fucking abnormal, you don't know the half of it) has been leading up to something.
I'm not an "early bloomer".
I'm not a "late bloomer".
I'm me. I'm going to fuck something up.

This country makes me sick.
Politics, economics, the streets, the people.
It's all pointless and something wil change.


I am a supreme gentleman.

Difference is I've got far bigger intentions than just trying to shoot up some dorm of stupid sluts.

Lad…

Fucking hell lad no doubt GCHQ is on their way right now

I read it tbh. Was kinda edgy but I understand the sentiment.

Pure Kino tbh

You're obviously a shit guitarist.

TWEET

Lad, I'm not sure what you're planning here.

I can play Astrurias at 132 bpm.
Go fuck yourself you worthless pop cunt.


They can't do shit.

I'm sick of everything.
You know it's all a load of bullshit, right? Everything here is. Every single thing to do with politics and relationships and your social life and what's this and that and the other and "Ooooh what's Sophie doing XDDDDDDDDD" it's a load of absolute shite. Facebook, Twitter, your fucking everything is just cancer.

WEW lad you really need to get laid tbh

Style is for boys, scruff is for men, boys.


What is your ideology lad? What would your perfect world look like?

You're sounding like a typical nihilist at this point.

So could I over twenty years ago as a lad. no one gives a fuck if you can play beginner babby spanish guitar.
Can you play anything back to someone after hearing it only once? I would rekt you at a game of duelling banjos.

those are french askaris, look at the helmet idiot, also look at the cut of their jackets, yanks didn't wear jackets and have lebel bayonets you idiot

didn't know about that. i am now, thanks lad

Based Rob Liddle

damn that thing would grip your cock harder than a xenomorph in an airlock

tbh

I don't plan anything. I know.

Right?

When I was in school and I started debunking the holocaust on Facebook you know what happened?
Whole fucking world came down on me. School were threatening to call the police and have me investigated, suspensions were being talked about, everyone hated me.
What happened?
I fucking got away with it.
Same with the Muslim comments.
I got away with that, I'll get away with it again.

I just know I fuck things up and I'll do something that'll seriously fuck things up.


Yeah I can.
Playing three pop chordes in succession whilst singing about some stupid fucking bullshit about love and sex isn't a skill you talentless cunt.


White nationalist.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPIKK

standard.co.uk/news/politics/londoners-face-traffic-chaos-when-farage-brexit-flotilla-floats-up-thames-city-chiefs-warn-a3271141.html

It is if it gets you laid idiot. That's what I was trying to point out earlier.

and being able to play the intro to Spanish Caravan is not something to boast of on Taiwanese spear fishing forums.

ROD

OH WOWW BAHAHAA BRO XDDDD


YOU PUT YOUR WILLY IN A VAGINA??!??!?!

OH MAN IF ONLY I COULD MAN OH MAN WHEN I'M 50 AND THIS COUNTRY IS MINORITY WHITE AND I'LL LOOK BACK ON PUTTING MY WILLY IN A VAGINA!?!?!?!?! XDDDDDDDD

Kill yourself.
Honestly, go ahead.
You're exactly the kind of cunt I'd put in a gas chamber.

Noice.

I know. You're seething with jealousy that a chav like me has fucked more women than his age in years. All of them white.
If you really class yourself as a white nationalist, you'll stop being a fool and start giving some white kids to the world.

“I went a year or so back. F***ing outrageous that you can’t smoke in Auschwitz. I had to sneak round the back of the gas chambers for a crafty snout.”

Rod "kikes can go swivel" Liddle

lol he used to work for Labour. The reason he got a BBC job.


Then he did a total uturn on the Cucks and had to quit when they found out he didn't conform to left wing bbc

I know, I should meet some new people. Well everyones on Reddit and Twitter so I'll make accounts there.

So fucking pozzed. Degenerates dancing on the graves of other degenerates.


I fucking hate you faggots, but I don't have any where else to go because I'm not as pozzed as Owen Jones is.

15 million I could abduct your wight daughters, sell them to pakis, have them raped and have you thrown in prison for libel if you ever spoke out.
Folk with less money have done far more than that, believe me.
Would I do that?
Nope. Just illustrating how utterly worthless you are.

Here's the thing:
In society class exists, right?
To this society and to all society's you are literally worth as much as a paki.
Actually less because a paki won't be unionised, right?

You could have 50 LE WHITE KIDZ and they'd all be as worthless as you.

I'm a white nationalist insofar as keeping people I like.
You, I don't like.

To be fair, he'd be producing white kids in a world in which white kids are trained to hate their race and become lefty cucks for diversity and degeneracy.

Oh shut up you spastic.

THEY'RE PUTTING OUT COMFY LEAVE POLLS TO SOFTEN US, GET OUT AND VOTE


fuck i'm only joking this has been rigged from the start, Labour and In campaigners have already been told about the pro leave postal votes. no doubt they'll be doctored

This world is generally trash and under the sway of satan. Even if I could have kids I wouldn't tbh.

No you couldn't because you're some anonymous fuckwit on the internet and you have no idea who I am. Suck my cock fag.

I'm out.
If leave wins I'll never come back here.


Your MP knows who you are.

You know what's a regular occurrence right?
White chav kids are taken from their racist parents and put into foster care.
During the process government officials rape them and the kids never remember it fully because the trauma of leaving their parents masks it.

You arne'te ever going to change society.
Especially not so by shitting out children.

In theory, yes, but in practice? No.

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Wew

But you (who is gay) does not.
Got any more threats to make over the internet to someone without a username? I'm sure your money will add all the more weight to them.

Are you backing Leave lad?

Fucking hell lad if you want a radical extremist site try looking for a Jihadi one, they'll suit you better

It's an example, retard.

The whole point of this is you're literally worth dirt to the people at the top of society and it doesn't make a lick of difference how many kids you shit out.
That's why it's fucking pointless.

You sleeping with women and having white children does fuck all to alleviate anything because the people at the top are infinitely more sinister than some Jewish caricature in a top hat.
They don't care how white an area is, they care how malleable it is and a bunch of white kids brought up by some chav are about as malleable as you can get.
Never breaking the illusion, never fighting back against anything, never going anything.

The way this system sustains itself is by you playing their game. You thinking children will go anything but bring you pleasure is playing into their game.
Only you can actually do something but you'll never do something.

Link to article please.

If nobody has any children the struggle will be over within a generation. Don't be short sighted.

And just how is 'stop breeding, white man!' going to save the future of the nation, oh enlightened one?

I'm telling you nothing but truth.

Paki rapes are the crust of this.
They're literally nothing compared to what the elites are doing when you aren't looking because they think you're fucking retards.
There's a world of deceit there that'll never be uncovered unless the nature of society collapses in on itself.


Why would I be?


Children are for personal pleasure.
They aren't political and they never will be.
There's nothing wrong with having them but there's nothing good with having them either unless you want to be happy.

See:

Nobody said that.

It's just political babies are pointless in so many ways.
It's a sexual fetish more than anything.

It's like you've never read a word Hitler wrote…

That was within another paradigm.
It was different and it's different now.

Because anyone who supports the EU is invariably an apolitical fuckwit with delusions of a pan European identity playing directly into the hands of the puppeteers?

Mate, I had faith in you but now I just see you as a thick cunt who ruined his own life.

Lad you sound batshit tbh
Huge pits of dead orphans that open up a portal to hell? :^)
Sure we know that or are you talking about something extra spoooky

I meant to say why wouldn't I be.
Of course I'm backing leave.

Babies aren't political.
I could go into much more detail as to why.

You really don't want my genes reproducing tbh m8

Wrong.

Everything IS pointless.

That's the nature of the modern world. Nothing has form and nothing can have form because the dimension we're living in doesn't allow it.
It's just liquid. We think we understanding something and then we don't because it slips through our hands and mixes with something else and before we know it, it's gone.

That's not a mistake. This world has been constructed deliberately such that you can never take anything seriously and there can be nothing serious. Nothing is sincere and nothing is heartfelt. Nothing is solid. Facts drift about meaninglessly and nobody can keep them.

History is the perfect example.
It's currently slipping away from us.
That's deliberate. History which is supposed to be solid is being mushed and morphed and debated because the world can't have something solid. Everything needs to be mushy and vague and drenched in suspicion.
Black queens of England…

Lad come on stop being an aspie

Live your life.
Have drinks, be happy, marry, have kids all that bullshit.

At the end of it you'll be longing for something permanent.

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Hue

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I'm being serious.

Granddad died a month or so ago.
Grandma's dying.
Both of them are proving my theory right.

You're being trolled you faggot.

A grand total o two people, well case closed time to go home i guess

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Don't make me laugh lad, mummy's asleep. Seriously though. /White/ Nationalist? You American?

A family is permanent. A family is purpose.

Tbh lad, you're hardly one to talk about who's putting who in the chambers. You a low confidence, low energy NEET-esque brat who intends to waste his fathers fortune.

Everyone knows white nationalist is a shorthand for ethnic nationalist.

It's not.
It's a biological purpose.
Nothing more.


I have confidence.
Just in a completely different field to yourself.
You would never understand.

They're our greatest allies.

Like I don't think You understand. You sound disillusion. In fact, from reading your comments you sound like the aspie I used to bully in school.
What confidence lad. Be quick with it too, i'm off to bed soon.

Confidence in my convictions and beliefs, which is more than 90% of this board can muster.
Including yourself.

LOL let me add corrections to that…
Lad, I dont think YOU understand
You sound disillusioned

Believing in what you saying? You really are special lad. Everyone believes in what they're saying. What you're saying lacks substance. It reeks of puberty and inexperience

No they don't.
It's bullshit people believe in what they say.

Even on this website people don't.
It's an opinion taken up for a certain period of time for convenience. It doesn't come from anywhere within the,.

ARRRGGGHHH

Timmy stop with your existential crisis and delusions of grandeur. You're the same as every other disillusioned teenager.

Teenagers aren't disillusioned.

That's part of the problem.

Beliefs are beliefs. Whether or not theyre based on convenience doesn't matter. You believe it.
Tell me though, why are you special then? How do you know youre the special one with solid confidence in the shit he spouts?

No they are. I can confirm.

REEEEEE OWN UP

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That's a fucking clever meme. I'm nothing compared to some of the meme warriors on this board.

They've been opening them for some days now, not counting just yet though

This is rigged isn't it?

youtu.be/m0C8gQZmU9E?t=8m50s

MUSLIM BUG CHASERS

I'm so lonely and horny. I have $50,000 saved up in the bank though. I don't know what to do with it and am currently on welfare and unemployed which I'm enjoying tbh. What should I do lads? I know this isn't my blog but nobody's posting.

Since when did the Pound sterling get replaced for the dollar?

DANK OC INCOMING

I'm not that good, please don't judge too harshly

I was bored and tried to make a decent wallpaper, I hope someone gets a use out of it.

RECTUS
DOMINUS

The Yanks are particularly good a memeing, I don't know what happened over there but they've lost the ability to communicate in anything but memes.

kek

What Muhammadan magic got you those quads Achmed?

After Trump gets in in November, all those burger meme warriors aren't going to know what to do with themselves, they'll be like those Obama drones in '08. Trump should offer a rehabilitation program for all memesters and preferential job placement on the deportation squads.

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Wew thinking back on the things that made me red pilled I realise that I was never truly blue pilled at all, nor are my still liberal mates. They're just cowards hiding behind the socially accepted narrative, some telling me they agree with me but can't go around saying it because they'd lose "everything".

Pretty dystopian.

plz excuse the shit music

Interesting post. It's true for me too tbh. I'm terrified of telling the truth in public.

Just makes me more admiring of the early Christians who were willing to be thrown to the lions in front of massive cheering crowds tbh.

Feels good, lads.
Can't believe I spend all those years just doing nothing when my ability to self improve is so ripe.


You shouldn't be.

Leafleting is a good way to start being less fearful about presenting your views in public.

Quads from the Quran of truth.

Latest polling history from the FT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
(click on the top right image)

These labour politicians are disgusting

Backing free movement to the hilt then pretending they thinknthe rules need to change when they lose votes.

I'm so glad labour are dying just Luke the libdems did

Oooh loverly

Basically the undecideds are going #BREXIT once they get comfortable with the idea. Anyone who doesn't believe the sky is going to fall without the EU is going to vote leave

From Trump's Orlando speech

Wish we had their overton window tbh lads.

lads I think might have low T

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Eat organic vegetables and drink scotch, not beer

Her attractiveness nosedives hearing her accent.

Don't make ttpw jealous lad

Polls are anonymous, user. More so than on an image board.

Come on lads,

You can do it.

Osborne works 12 hours a day 6 days a week and can still organise his life to lose weight

hmmm…. sounds fucking jewish
hmmm…. never mind that we become the persecutors once we gain power
hmmm…. sounds like Normy fucking Bates
hmmm… lets forget about all the fucking christian denominations and all religious wars fought for the dead-kike-on-a-stick.

Emotions are running wild here.

This happens a lot

I was a teenager once

what's with all the merchant posting on britpol? YANKS OUT

Lad… the holocaust actually happened.

>>>Holla Forums

I decided to make a tumblr to try and make some new online friends. There has to be a shitlord community there right?

…oh.

I'm just too fucking dumb to realize that Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

So Help Me God

Sounds like the purpose of all entertainment.

G-guys….

European Council President Donald Tusk warns it could take Britain up to seven years to negotiate its way out of the EU in the event of a Brexit.

rt.com/uk/346505-brexit-how-long-leave/

If EU cucks have their way, that or more likely undetermined(aka stalling to infinity aka never leaving.)

Does that nigger-lover really think you guys are stupid? Just tell them to fuck off. Boom, done.

weeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Who?

The dutch will not leave that easily because our government is still full of Brussel's hounds. Our PM went "whaah I hate referendums, the result wasn't what I wanted and now I cry at the EU about it cause they should be banned for being unfair". By law the day or 2nd day after the result our PM should have stood for what they people had chosen, instead he still hasn't said a word to us the people but went to Brussel and complained there. They tried to lure the people who made the referendum happen to try and make a deal even. That said political parties are now seeing through this however no one is doing shit except complain! Which is typical dutch! The only good thing is that next year we get elections and all those leftish dogs will not get any votes! Our government as is currently are all doing what Brussel wants and they give no shits about the people. The dutch will leave when everything has already turned shitty, they probably do not want to in Den Haag cause of currency and cause they want to assure their future jobs and payments from Brussel.

Why are all the other European countries being pussies waiting for UK to leave first?

lmgtfy.com/?q=donald tusk


The kindling is all set. They're just waiting for someone to start the fire.

I think you miss the point. If the average Brit doesn't know who this arsehole is, his empty threats remain empty.

Needs to be edited to read 'IN2YEARS.COM' tbh.

EUROPEAN SPRING

Perhaps they are looking at you for leadership.

They're looking to a Texan to save them? Not the first time!

Oh shit, I thought I was conversing with one of them! Ha!

FOREIGNERS OUT

That's the spirit, lad! I'll go back to lurking now.

Don't take it personally, but I really hate you personally

thinking of eating healthy, lads. How important are "micros"? I get my macros and are below the amount of food I need to eat to lose weight, but missing some minerals.

Also missing some fiber, but don't know where I can get that without eating too many calories.

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TOP FUCKING KEK

We're sunk, lads

I will never believe on of these claims. If it happened you'd say it before they died or you wouldn't say it.

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4o63ll/57_tory_mps_pledge_to_vote_down_osbornes_brexit/

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4o63ll/57_tory_mps_pledge_to_vote_down_osbornes_brexit/

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4o63ll/57_tory_mps_pledge_to_vote_down_osbornes_brexit/

Give this thread an upvote, lads.

The remain cucks are downvoting.

Don't obsess over this stuff, it become quite mentally unhealthy. Take a multivitamin of some kind, and try to have a varied diet. Your cravings for various foods will often have a great deal of value - they will help you to identify which micros you are deficient in.

holy shit I love the fire this has set under the Tories.
Back benchers actually voting on principle!

Will need to change PM toot sweet to sort them out

Stupid bitch at the end
At least it cut off before I had to listen to applause

Almost certainly they're just allied with one of the senior Tories who wants a coup. Very few MPs would actually vote with their principles.

Mummy said she sent out for registration and postal vote before the seventh, but she must have done it wrong, because we learned yesterday that she wasn't registered. Dammit mum. Now it's all up to me.

On the bright side, I just got my ballot, and I've signed it correctly, checked several times that I put the cross in the leave box like they said to do for the one you want, then I put it in its envelope and will post it today.

Nothing else is going to go wrong.

I used to think that then this brexit thing happened…

oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result

Odds for leave are drifting again. :(

Jesus that fucking kike, and the audience who eats it all up despite with Liddle just said.

what a dumb slut

WATCH THE BHS JEW SQUIRM
filmon.com/tv/bbc-news

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Are Nige bringing out the heavy artillery.

If you want to see something truly uncomfortable, watch the episode of shooting stars he was on. You'll get to witness his co-tribalist, and world's smuggest phoney-intellectual fuckwit, Will Self, gushing over Clement's unmatched genius.

It's ridiculous how blind whites are to jewish evil. This man was the very face of satanism. In fact, tonnes of jews have legitimately creepy, malformed faces. I actually think that this is part of the reason that they actually get away with things: whites seem to have a profound inclination towards resisting the obvious, and excusing the wicked. The more obviously wicked a creature (like the jew is: or niggers, pakis or arabs), the greater lengths we will go to to convince ourselves and others that they are just some poor little uglies who dindunuffin (this warped psychology underpins christianity).

OH JEW!!

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/14/leave-eu-cartoon-racist-nazi-brexit-antisemitism-1945

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THE SQUIRMING IS GLORIOUS!!!

"I DINDUNUFFIN!!!"
- SIR PHILIP 'PENSION THIEF' GREEN
filmon.com/tv/bbc-news

Any one of you lads on the Thames watching the UKIP flotilla now? Looks pretty exciting on Twitter.

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This is pretty hilarious, even though I know what "aiming for" means in ATC lingo.

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TOP KEK LAD

REEEEEEEEEE (unless they mean Donegal). On a more serious note, HAPPENING?

This is mental lads
twitter.com/jimwaterson

Farage? Or someone has led a pro-brexit flotila up the Thames and they are now battling Bob Geldof's boat

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Nah, pretty unlikely. Aircraft emergencies happen almost hourly with little incident; it's just the fact that it's a Saudi aircraft with the vocab in the tweets that make it funny.

You never know, though. The Saudis are shit at maintaining their aeroplanes.

DO US PROUD, BOYS

HEARTS OF OAK AND ALL THAT

SIR PHILIP GREEN IS GETTING GASSED

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

THEY JUST DROWNED OUT THE REMAIN BOAT PARTY WITH HORNS FUCKING KEK

Morning Lads, it's going to be a good day

Keelhaul Bob Geldof, Admiral Nige

got a link to a stream, lad?

BBC isn't covering it at all. It's not on any other channels I'm seeing either.

twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743015973171658752
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743015973171658752
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743015973171658752
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743015973171658752

twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/743009943712862208

Anyway, you can keep yourself updated with the #BattleOfTheThames hashtag:

twitter.com/hashtag/BattleOfTheThames?src=hash

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Green just said he's being bullied

where is the flotilla now?

Here's hoping they got that smelly cunt Geldof a free shower.

WEW

…s cheeky jew…who knew?

Came in to make sure /britpol/ was watching Shoah Live on Sky News.

Because they're covering a
LIVE SHOAH

the only shower (((Geldof))) deserves is Zyklon B

It's fucking glorious

Turn on Sky News.

What's going on? Some Kike is on trial for fraud or something?

It turns out it's a woman giving birth onboard. twitter.com/hashtag/sv21

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SINK THE TRAMP NIGE!
Good to see Africa Poverty activist Geldolf supporting the #EU who's policies destroy African agricultural prospects
twitter.com/DarrenRJones/status/743013009489072128

Yeah, I just saw that. Hope it's not an anchor baby.


I'm watching the live stream; they're still shoah-ing Green, it seems.

Yes…Show me a kike who doesn't steal..worse than niggers tbh
filmon.com/tv/bbc-news

Yes. He raided the BHS pension fund (which was in surplus when took control of the company) to buy a £500,000,000 yacht he keeps in Monaco. Then he sold the company to an asset-stripper for £1.

theoccidentalobserver.net/2016/05/philip-green-jewish-criminality-and-the-cost-of-economic-parasitism/

Aren't airlines supposed to ban travel for women who are six months or more pregnant? I thought they were supposed to have regulations to prevent this sort of thing happening.

Bob's got some reinforcements on the way…all the refugees he's taken into his houses

Chappelle - who tells everyone he is ex SAS - is not even an asset stripper. He's a cumper and a liar
I hope some of the Hereford boys track him down and shit on him in public when he can't tell them the colour of the boat house

How can anyone hate this man?

These anchor baby operations are getting out of hand now.

What a pathetic motley crew of nu males and dumb college skanks

LIVE STREAM HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE&list=PLU12uITxBEPEoCeVvq344LJGtNQxrqyTJ&index=25

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lads, I need a favour.

Can you put up
1) A ginnie
2)Hitches / Scruton OC
3)Nigel in a pub

thx

STREAM HAS BEEN SHOAH'D

If you see anyone wearing a hat like that punch them..they deserve it GCHQ, they deserve it

oh fug lads, the cuck navy has arrived

Oy vey, shut it down!

(I'm waiting for him to play the anti-semitism card)

a bunch of landluvvies

Unless its Brian Johnson tbh

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I wonder if Nige's boat has water cannons.

That's pretty much what Trump's going to have to deal with. Does he offer military assistance to an Islamised Europe? He has pledged to only make deals that work in favour of Americans though, so we'd be on American food stamps for another century again.

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breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/13/man-shouting-allahu-akbar-stabs-policeman-paris/

Man Shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ Stabs Paris Policeman, Wife to Death

Pounds dropping!

Good, it will make our manufacturing more competitive

I see Geldof's boat has a sound system on deck. Hope someone hoses it and they all get electrocuted, tbh.

What manufacturing.

Some of the fishing boats have already sprayed the remain dingys with a hose

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Crashing this economy, with no survivors.

Hopefully the xenos will leave to parasite on another nation.

REES-MOGG KILLING IT ON DAILY POLITICS ON BBC TWO

CAN'T BOG THE REES-MOGG

Give 'em hell, boys.

MAKE NELSON PROUD

Is this live anywhere?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE

But the stream has been shut down for the past 40 minutes.

I went to an EU debate in Canterbury and some neutral dude referred to him as "The honourable member for the 19th century" and I must admit I kekked

This is one of the most inspiring pictures i've seen.

Some small, scruffy, rickety old fishing boat with weathered charm and character giving shit to the sheltered little luvvie cunts on their modern, sterile pleasure craft.

God bless that man.

Yeah, he really does carry off that Victorian gentleman air very well. Wouldn't mind him as PM, tbh.


It does feel very British, doesn't it?

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What's going on?

STREAM IS BACK

CONFIRMED
youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE

youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE

The Royal Farage Navy is sailing up the Thames to show their guns for Brexit. Flotilla comprises fishermen and men with hearts of oak.

The Current Year Parliamentarians are trying to shout them down with loudspeakers in their multi-million pound yachts and telling them how they're fighting for them in the EU.

and theirs the screws out to fuckin ruin things

saved

Andrew just went mad on daily politics, shouted at someone ANSWER THE QUESTION then he cut their video connection when they didn't, topkek.

Which boat is Nige on?

Lads, am I still allowed on Brit/pol/ if I move elsewhere in the Anglosphere?

Also, found a gem about the HMS Brexit Floatilla and the Battle of the Thames already

standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html

Lad we still allow yanks to post here and they aren't really anglo or white tbh

you are one of us lad

Lads got my results back for this year, got 92% pretty happy tbh

Just mailed my postal vote, lads! I did my duty!

Sorry my mum let you down.

Yeah, that outburst was hilarious. He's recently become a lot more impatient with waffling.

Think he's secretly for Brexit.


No idea; neither he nor UKIP stated the name of the vessel on Twitter.

Very nice lad, good job.

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It was pretty good, just ended it and said "How long until the referendum?", i kek'd i think he must be for leave secretly.

lads, this is my first draft of the Brit/pol/ page for Encyclopedia Dramatica

any suggestions?


encyclopediadramatica.se//User:ImNotPlaying/BritPol

Fair shout lad, not going to Ameriyank though, got plans for Kiwi Island.


Cheers lad.

Ewwwww

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Fucking luvvies.

lol toffs pretending to be angry

raaaaah

RAAAAAHH

Where are the water cannon broadsides when you need them?

h-have they got a nigger shiphand?

Good stuff so far lad Even if ED is kinda a late 2000's meme site

Nine Illegal Migrants Found In Lorry In Kent

archive.is/IhEBY

The group of nine migrants were caught Monday evening as they travelled in the back of a commercial lorry on the A256 in Sandwich, Kent. Kent Police announced the arrest of the migrants and say that all nine have been handed over to the Home Office.


Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke: "On a lorry in Kent…".

twitter.com/CoxeyLoxey/status/743035956517822464

WEW LADS

My mum suggested it. She was worried it would be too crowded in the polling station and we wouldn't be able to get in in time.

where they will promptly be given homes no doubt

Luvvies in their pleasure boat.

They're having PMQs now in the Commons; should blare their horns incessantly to interrupt that bunch of traitors, tbh.

Needs more Bomber Harris and Enoch Powell lad

Good thing the plebs will see through this.

They're going to see a bunch of rich prawn-sandwich munching wankers wearing t-shirts over jumpers and then a bunch of battered fishing boats flying the flag proudly.

Beautiful.

I'M A SECRET BREXIT SUPPORTER
(CORBYN)
(CORBYN)

twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/742808913876242432

It's not just English in here mate.

maybe
i'm not going to put every meme going up on it, just the longstanding ones

anyone have the Owen Jones edit he responded to?

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I think you have those names on the second image the wrong way around, atheists have 1 child at most.

Love it.

That's pretty important. You need to stress our longstanding feud with the jerrycucks tbh.

Also, needs the Ginnie mask saga.

The remain camp not using the Union Flag is such a bad look for them.

THey are basically admitting the UK will stop existing

Been drunkposting from Canada for 3 years

Scotcuck on PMQs asking how muh Scots NHS will be supported if Brexit happens.

And they're still bashing Nige. I love how he's becoming the same boogeyman that Trump is for the US Government.

Our Parliament building is really impressive.

The few maple leaves who are redpilled I actually really like, Vancucker I'm guessing? It'd turn anyone barmy tbqh

WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY… NI!

Kek it's actually perfecyt

Shame the same can't be said about the asses that sit inside it.


It's pretty telling they can't even get any blue-collar seamen to support them, and have to do it in expensive yachts and rent-by-the-hour dinghy.

Pretty cracking meams on that leave.eu feed lad.

twitter.com/timothyleach/status/743002441222852610

It'll be supported as much as they can pay for it, because after Brexit we're going to kick them out of the British Union.

NIGEL HERE WE COME

NIGE SPOTTED?

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Who is this retard?

He has you retards.

I know, lad, meme magick is working!!

STUPID LUVVIES SHOUTING

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I have to say lads I started out liking Europeans quite a lot and being curious about them

They've shown their fucking colours the last few weeks though. Particularly the Krauts and all those Med types with chips on their shoulders.

Good work burning bridges Europe, you smug twats are pissing me right off, frankly I'd rather be poor and free than part of your bureaucratic liberal self satisfied shithole club anyway.

Europeans can go fuck themselves tbh.

Can we hang this slut?

twitter.com/eatmyhalo/status/743032409436921861

Shes been around longer than that.

NIGEL YOU DID NOTHING…
…wrong! Like Hitler.

Funny how they run to patriarchial god figures so quickly.

CORBYN IS A SECRET OUTER

This is pretty bad for them from my view (might be the echochamber), but the IN's are not waving any flags and are in very expensive boats. While the outer are waving jacks, crosses and are in fishing boats.

Is this retard serious?

ok, updated

DID YOU JUST SAY DUDE

what the fuck is that tie

Topkek.

Not bad at all, mate.

Times like this make me wish we had a proper Sopranos-style criminal organisation who could sink those twats for Nige

Don't forget Oswald.

THAT WAS BOB GELDOF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Probably a present his wife's boyfriend got for him last Christmas.

Lad…

DECLARE YOUR NATIONALITY
WE'VE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO'S WITHIN OUR BORDERS==

scouser

THAT'S NIGE'S FLAGSHIP

HMS INDEPENDENCE

DO IT FOR HER

Australian New South Welshman tbqfh

This is interesting, Bukowki has the same views on weed as Morality Man.

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NIGEL

NIGEL

NIGEL

DID YOU KNOW

THAT BRITAIN

HAS THE BIGGEST FISHING QUOTAS IN THE EU

NIGEL

NIGEL

WHAT ABOUT THE FISH, NIGEL?

THEY'RE TRYING TO OBSTRUCT US

OUR WARRIOR ANCESTORS LIVE ON

Aye!

He did a fantastic job by not replying to him and making him look like an ultra sperg.

Looks like loads of Leave supporters onshore.


Beautiful.

You're on one of the boats, mate?

lads
lets say hypothetically i was to buy some land in oh I don't know, Lancashire
because hypothetically i had recently come into a lot of money
how difficult would it be to build an Estate & village in the sense of me being an anglosaxon style nobleman and providing all you lads with houses, jobs and wives

OC commemorating Farage barraging Geldof into oblivion

I'm making a new thread quickly lads

what a lovely pic

LADS THE FISHERMEN ARE TRYING TO BOARD BOB'S BOAT
twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/743044532019859456/photo/1

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S A NAUGHTY BOY

BOB GELDOG NOW SHOUTING ON THE LOUDSPEAKER

MAKING PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ARE NIGE

NEW THREAD

8ch.net/pol/res/6338540.html
8ch.net/pol/res/6338540.html
8ch.net/pol/res/6338540.html
8ch.net/pol/res/6338540.html

NEW THREAD

Awww lad I just made one

8ch.net/pol/res/6338543.html

8ch.net/pol/res/6338543.html

8ch.net/pol/res/6338543.html

8ch.net/pol/res/6338543.html

No. Photo from twitter.

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Does she take photos with the expressed intent of making them look like she's hanging out without anyone? Comes off as quite sad tbh.

twitter.com/EatMyHalo/status/743043301805334529


URGE TO RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR INTENSIFIES TENFOLD

wew

I take more issue with the pretty face claim tbh

twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/743027146482941952

THE FUCKING BANTER

TOP KEK.

God bless those brave fishermen.

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LADS HE'S ONLY GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT

Post the original lad.

It's based enough as it is.

Mate find a decent girl. A relationship is important to your wellbeing.

Join some societies or something.

Maybe it's your eyes unable to comprehend are nige showing his true power level lad it's 100% authentically shooped by someone who works for HuffPost

lel

I think there was a study done somewhere that found about 80% of girls lose their virginity by the age of 16-18 and more than 90% by the time they're 19 (freshers week).

Decent girls are a fantasy.

lol

Well from personal experience every girl I know lost her virginity around age 15/16 and the girls I know are pretty prudish.

I just think decent girls don't exist anymore.
At some point they will have been led into sex with a random guy when they were young.

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