Brit/pol/ #955 - You are more handsome than Priti's husband edition

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/priti-patel-warns-remain-ahead-of-telegraph-eu-debate-attacking/

independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/russia-fan-violence-russian-official-tells-hooligans-well-done-lads-keep-it-up-after-condoning-euro-a7079861.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3640021/Horrifying-video-shows-hyper-violent-Russian-hooligans-throwing-chairs-bottles-punches-English-fans-streets-Marseille-military-style-operation.html

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=41&v=n-ewYyEay4Q

independent.co.uk/news/people/ivan-jp-cole-dead-mma-fighter-kills-himself-playing-russian-roulette-a7079746.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3639878/Policeman-stabbed-death-outside-Paris-home-attacker-holding-officer-s-wife-son-hostage.html

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Week_in_Spain#Zamora
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-orlando-shooting-is-not-about-owen-jones-despite-what-his-ha/?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellas_cat
lynxuk.org/consultation/
ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIECE-OF-EXCREMENT-ONLY-SELLING-AS-MY-WIFE-HAS-LEFT-ME-/291787514817
ebay.co.uk/itm/291791395259
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/paris-hostage-situation-after-man-kills-policeman/
thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/1253749/25-known-terror-suspects-go-off-the-radar-in-france-as-fears-grow-of-euro-2016-attacks/
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36526723
independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/euro-2016-french-government-bans-alcohol-near-match-venues-after-violence-between-england-and-russia-a7078521.html
rt.com/sport/346498-suspicious-package-stade-de-france/
cnbc.com/2016/06/14/france-braces-itself-for-largest-strike-as-euro-2016-kicks-off.html
twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/742506625450278914
express.co.uk/news/uk/679581/Nigel-Farage-Ukip-EU-Brexit-border-control-immigration-politics
express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/677214/Top-Gear-Antiques-Roadshow-viewing-figures-plummet-2-8-million
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36523764
twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/742644824155639808
thesun.co.uk/news/1277477/staggering-figures-reveal-five-million-migrants-have-become-eu-citizens-in-just-six-years/
thesun.co.uk/news/1277920/we-urge-our-readers-to-believe-in-britain-and-vote-to-leave-the-eu-in-referendum-on-june-23/
youtube.com/watch?v=9G5L41hdybI
order-order.com/2016/06/14/stoke-on-trent-labour-supporters-back-leave/
alternet.org/personal-health/early-puberty-girls-epidemic
audioboom.com/boos/4692759-alan-johnson-voters-aren-t-listening
twitter.com/markdoidge/status/741689141197459456
twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/742679686774456320
thesun.co.uk/news/politics/1280270/pro-brexit-minister-taunts-david-cameron-with-copy-of-the-sun-as-she-enters-downing-street/
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0049089X15001854
youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
archive.is/Vnh5T
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4o0lc4/uk_can_refuse_benefits_to_unemployed_eu_migrants/
my.mixtape.moe/jdzedt.pdf
archive.is/TRjcg
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/NEWS/14553508.Bingley_WI_president_in_national_row_over_Rule_Britannia/
rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52510990.html
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eu-referendum-live-jeremy-corbyn-8185625
twitter.com/ajcdeane/status/742622490900504576
sports.ladbrokes.com/sports-central/uk-eu-referendum/
archive.is/Db8Wp
dropbox.com/s/xp6yff1rjzuhkc7/early menarche2.pdf?dl=0
dropbox.com/s/zpzheix79gzt90x/early menarche.pdf?dl=0
twitter.com/AP/status/742681788682805253
archive.is/tkRXe
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-orlando-shooting-is-not-about-owen-jones-despite-what-his-ha/
standard.co.uk/news/world/julia-hartleybrewer-attacks-childish-owen-jones-over-sky-news-walkout-a3271401.html
twitter.com/britainelects/status/742722487167946752
standard.co.uk/news/london/ken-livingstone-condemns-antisemitism-after-comments-on-hitler-led-to-his-labour-party-suspension-a3271436.html
youtube.com/watch?v=qqrHHOqhyYU
standard.co.uk/news/politics/londoners-face-traffic-chaos-when-farage-brexit-flotilla-floats-up-thames-city-chiefs-warn-a3271141.html
twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/742697139961204736
archive.is/wldEu
archive.is/jIM6d
twitter.com/Independent/status/742633688639365121
8ch.net/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection
cock.li/auth/register
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36523759
standard.co.uk/news/crime/city-worker-facing-jail-for-punching-bouncer-over-500-bar-bill-a3270946.html
driverdb.com/drivers/mitchell-bayer-goldman/
mixcloud.com/mitchell-bayer-goldman/
facebook.com/maria.bayergoldman?_fb_noscript=1
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3640078/It-s-not-just-plot-let-1-5-million-Turks-DANIEL-HANNAN-outlines-ten-bombshells-EU-s-keeping-secret-ve-voted.html
twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/742741057495040000
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first for freech

What the fuck am I looking at?

second for freech

fourth for freech

fifth for freech

sixth for freech

seventh for freech

huh… really makes you think

eighth for freech

we have filters, lad

ninth for freech

quality thread lads gj

This is an awful edition.

JUST

hotdud haha

cucks xD look at me mom i called him a nigger on da webz xDD

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CUCKED

cucked

big irish willies

20th for freech

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Lad you can't rack up your post count this way. It's not fair.

youve been cucked mlady
*tips katana*

fuck off yank

I'm in this thread for love, not benefits or banter.

We really need to start banning this civic nationalism meme. It's only ever used to damage us.

hey dude youve been cucked man wew lad :^)

Fuck off Yank.

canada begins with a c
so does cuck
hmmmmmm

cucked again :^)
dont cuck me bro

30th for freech

is this the Israeli Nationalist Training Lair lads?

nigel feyridge drinking a beer :^)
cheeky banter eh innit tho innit
bleedin pakis m8

I'm just here for banter while I whittle down my notice til I start my new job.

Hmm. Think I'll leave the office at 3 today.

hehehehehehe

youve been cucked

well probably gonna sleep now

cold

out

irish

weather

sun

is

Turn off your computer.

How old are you lad? I'm 27 and really insecure about it. Is your new job more highly paid? Be wary of raises fam, they often come with more responsibility than they're worth.

out,

tho

Why don't you have a BIG HIPPO DOG, lads?

looks like ive been CUCKED :^)

You Freech fags are the biggest Long Live Holla Forums!s on the site.

LMAO I fucking knew it.

oh no cucked again!!!!!
silly ruleсuсk, submit to your servile instinct

Holy Week in Spain is the annual commemoration of the Passion of Jesus Christ celebrated by Catholic religious brotherhoods and fraternities that perform penance processions on the streets of almost every Spanish city and town during the last week of Lent, the week immediately before Easter.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Week_in_Spain#Zamora

I'm 24 lad. And fairly senior. It's the same amount of money, not to be vulgar but it's well within the 40% tax bracket. Just for a much better company, with much better career prospects.

I'm basically in a total dead end for the joke of a company I work for now. Can't wait to get out.

honestly should be going to bed
its four fucking am
havent been part of the herd in months
night
t. irish expat

what's happening in this thread

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Nothing wrong with football Hooliganism tbh

If our English supporters weren't such weak leftist cucks they'd be able to defend themselves

NOW THE REAL PROBLEM IS FUCKING TAIGS

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-orlando-shooting-is-not-about-owen-jones-despite-what-his-ha/?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email

Woman who appeared with Owen on Sky News issues a response:

The truth is that Owen didn’t walk out “in disgust”. He wasn’t making statement. He had had a bad day, was tired and emotional, and was spoiling for a fight. This wasn’t a call to arms, this was just a childish tantrum.

xdddddd they deserve to die for singing a song xdddddddddddddd

That made me feel hard. If you watch Africa Addio they hunt hippos with spears. The dumb niggers could have domesticated them easily, and this based white South African has done it himself through just being Christian and white.

Our abandonment of British whites in Africa after the war is a travesty.

Feel, hard I should correct. Not aroused. lel.

What made me giggle was the quote from the Russian that went like

Surprised the BBC published it.

Sorry m8, hippos are fucking dangerous beasts. Like to see you domesticate a territorial male

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Domesticated Hippos? I doubt it, lad. They are giant dangerous beasts. Even elephants have never been domesticated, just tamed.

Many undomesticatable animals can be tamed by saving their life or rescuing them as children it seems. There was some Finnish guy who did it with a bear.

I feel sorry for elephants tbh. If you ever watch them they're very intelligent. Probably smarter than your average street ape in the US.

They have a similar diet. Probably similar IQ, which is what makes them so dangerous.

Sexy Laura Bates

smh, lad. Wish we had more interesting animals

Jesus

KEK

There's a few creatures in Manchester Primark that look like that though lad.

tfw no trad Christian gf

We did. We killed them all.

Go to presbyterian/reformed church lad.

We had wolves up until 1680 in Killiecrankie (Perthshire), but there are reports that wolves survived in Scotland up until the 18th century, and a tale even exists of one being seen as late as 1888.

Some maniacs insist that the lynx survives to this day.

I don't want wolves, lad. They're pretty bad tbh

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Lynxes look so strange

the bully is gone

phew tbh lads

Let the good times roll

They're cute, lad.

Seriously though cryptozoology is pretty interesting, there are probably unknown beasts out there in the pockets that haven't been paved over for Pakis. Look up the Kellas cat.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellas_cat

I hope they get reintroduced tbh
lynxuk.org/consultation/


Repatriation lads.

Agreed. Half a million shitskins showing up every year makes it impossible to reintroduce our lost predators though. Lynx are perfect for the South East, they'd target rabbits and muntjack deer, both of which were introduced by the Romans and liberally graze crops.

Will the BBC be wheeling out Dimbleby to pull an all nighter again on the 23rd?

Considering taking the Friday off, and shitposting with you guys late into the night.

whats happening lads hows you days been so far?

it keeps getting better and better m80

If you're the picture of the right wing in this country then yeah we're fucking doomed tbh.

"Its actualley liebruls who are teh real racests xDD"

who /wantstobeababyagain/ here?

oh so you found the correct thread ;^)

HIDDEN DON'T MAKE ME FILTER

I won't, lad

kek

man why do i even look this shit up it's always disappointing

My favourite hobby at work is to have my second screen play youtube videos of Donald Trump and Nigel Farage constantly playing.

Why haven't you been fired, lad?

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Stop tbh

I wouldn't be able to resist. My children wouldn't get any mummy milk.

Because I'm friends with everyone and they don't know how to react.

They like me but they've stopped talking to me about the news.

When they do, I always agree with everything they say.
I give them no reason to question my sincerity by what I say

I'm practicing non-linear war with my colleges
I'm trumping it.

ch-chicken t-tendies?

ok, it is quite curious that there are so many breastfeeding videos on youtube with tens of millions views.

It's empowering and shit

if I was 14 and my parents had blocks on the internet I would wank to these hard tbh

They stopped talking to you about politics despite you agreeing with them? What?

Lads how do I keep my wife's tits nice big and milky after the kids have grown up?

I'm fucking livid and necking back strawberry beer

Yeah they couldn't understand how I can say one thing and watch things they hate.

I think they are so used to talking to people who agree with them they can't cope with the prospect of disagreement because they think politics is morals

sounds like everyone I know tbh. Kind of sucks since they obviously have opinions, but I guess they aren't comfortable making arguments for them.

Russians are subhuman cucks.

watching OJ's head bob around while he is trying to be profound is pretty funny


PERPETUAL PREGNANCY

But what about when she hits menopause?

I can't hear what he's saying, lad

Smaller tits are better.

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what about completely flat?

If it is your thing. Not mine.

lel

I actually feel alright about having an edgy virginity loss story now.

tbh small tits are nice too. I like short women tbh

please don't talk about boipucci

just want to suckle on them teats, lad

I can't wait for this cycle of constant masturbation to be over

I never know what to do with tits that are too big tbh

ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIECE-OF-EXCREMENT-ONLY-SELLING-AS-MY-WIFE-HAS-LEFT-ME-/291787514817

ebay.co.uk/itm/291791395259

quads are ok i guess

girls can be completely flat you poohead

11 year olds

Literally why? You aren't… from there, are you? I thought that actually ended without us.

this is what happens when u get married

adult women can

not that rare even

well played


i hate his voice tbh

lmao

Seems incongruous with the emotion being expressed

Nan prediction lad here, she showed this to me when I woke up.


telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/paris-hostage-situation-after-man-kills-policeman/

Pair it with news like this.


thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/1253749/25-known-terror-suspects-go-off-the-radar-in-france-as-fears-grow-of-euro-2016-attacks/


bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36526723


independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/euro-2016-french-government-bans-alcohol-near-match-venues-after-violence-between-england-and-russia-a7078521.html


rt.com/sport/346498-suspicious-package-stade-de-france/


cnbc.com/2016/06/14/france-braces-itself-for-largest-strike-as-euro-2016-kicks-off.html

If there isn't a serious happening in these ripe conditions, ISIS are fat NEETs who'd rather LARP in a desert 5,000 miles away from home.

why didn't he just chain her up in the basement?

AHHHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHA

ISIS are LARPers.

The minority that would actually do anything are cock blocked by the fact that Britain has more anti-terrorism experience than most of Europe combined.

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YOU CAN'T ZERO THE NERO

twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/742506625450278914

You don't need to be a baby, lad. Just find a preggo prostitute for your fetish.

i'd bang her tbqh

I don't really like it when tits become saggy like that tbh

You fucking youngfag.

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see:

THIS

She got "culturally enriched", what is she complaining about?
People travel so that they can discover other cultures and traditions.

This is the slut that was apparently serially sexually harassed at her office job, pushing her into creating the Everyday Sexism "project".

I know I just need something to happen, I'm so bored of nothing happening.


Would you turn her down if she said she'd cook you chicken tendies?

i honeslty cannot fathom why anyone would go on holiday to a non-western country besides sex tourism oh wait…

Lads, why is there no Trump rallies in London?

Its not fair.

Same. There's three of us here in this small firm. I will start looking for new stuff in July when I get back from hols.

Last true happening was the London riots.

Last true Muslim happening was 7/7, and that was over a decade ago now.

I DON'T BLOODY THINK SADIQ WOULD ALLOW IT

Start one, and start the fire when you get blown up.

Just discovered some disgusting quotes from Jones

becasue you have a mudslime mayor son

That was in Britain lad.

I'm on about France.

how will you earn your treats if she doesn't need your help?

absolutely would .lads.

does watching my dog lower my testosterone, lads? I heard having kids does that.

what about Lee Rigby

Lad.

Didn't she get btfo by OnlyAustralianinBritpol?

That was a youth unemployment issue

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I want that mummy

Maybe if the dumb cunt had kept her mouth shut and just flew home with Akmed's baby she wouldn't be in prison now.

you're a sicko bud

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Does this work?

All rise for the brit/pol/ national anthem.

will Milo get killed by a dundu or a muslim?

No, lad. I wouldn't do it only if I could get away with it tbh

Source? Yes I know it's Xev and a video with mummy in it before anyone says - I'm not an idiot - but that doesn't narrow it down tbh.

you are a real sicko m8

why do people that wear glasses look like retards when they take them off? Does wearing glasses change your face over time?

yeah nah

I don't usually post sources for porn on britpol but
i'm not about to start now because I will end up wanking to it in the toilets
jk it's a vid called Touch Your Cock for Mommy i got off a torrent

yes

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you have to go back

She looks like she kidnaps people, kills them and keeps their teeth in a jar next to her bed tbh.

Someone comissioned that porn where she role plays buying you chicken tendies.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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But I get most of my memes from there, lad

happening is subjective

LAUGH, LAD

If you can't laugh at autists paying a sexy woman to pretend to be their mother and blow them on a video, then what point is there in life

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Can you spastics please fuck off somewhere else?

We've got Brexit coming up, stop shitting up the threads.

I did I did. Still find it hilarious.

I find it hard to believe that it was a genuine request though, and not someone taking the piss.

Do you normally initiate conversations about a topic you want to discuss by waiting on the sidelines for them to happen?

Bit autistic lad.

Thank you based user. By the description it looks like a good one.


It's so hilarious I don't know if I'll be able to wank to that one. Will give it a try anyway.

100% this. I recognise that Pepe, lad. You the lad that completely demolished another lad a few threads ago, lad?

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Brit/pol/ threads are entirely shitty. It's populated by a small clique who don't want to discuss anything but Own Jones, Millenial woes and post farage memes

Just got yet another vote remain leaflet through my door. Must have had about 4 of them now.

On a serious note, what do you think he'd say if he were alive today, and saw this country in its current state?

Is that Bruce Jenner?

sup brit/pol/, I've just heard about this being a new optional outfit for your police, is this real?

express.co.uk/news/uk/679581/Nigel-Farage-Ukip-EU-Brexit-border-control-immigration-politics

Nigel Farage calls on Britons to seize back ‘our BIRTHRIGHT’ in the EU referendum

I fucking hate summer.

He'd probably be a based NEET.

greater than sign open parenthesis one close parenthesis

that's kind of Nazi tbh

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He would say this country is utterly mad, MAD


yep

tbh it only happens in Andalucia

i share your rage user

everybody want to be a NEET lad, what do you think retirement is?

Rare footage of Gordon trying to socialise.

Scottish police.

Scotland is like mini Sweden.
When we leave the EU they'll probably declare independence and apply to rejoin.

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some people i talk to are putting that forward like its the best plan ever

fucking sickens me

Fucking hell. This makes me feel for him, but he's also fucking stupid not to see his problem.

There a several groups keen on reintroducing animals that have gone extinct, so we might soon have some again.

How do you last that long, lad?

It was high school lad, I had a babe kissing my neck and didn't know how to capitalise on it. I relive it every day wondering what could have been. Didn't lose my virginity until years later.

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I skipped it, kek


Iktf, If a girl was lying naked on my bed beckoning me towards her with her finger i'd still stand there scratching my head

The more depressing thing is that it was 5 years ago and he's in a much worse situation now than he was then.

NEVER CHANGE BRIT/POL/

Might be the only person here who functions normally tbh

I'm literally an ultra normie until it comes to women tbh.

Tfw the only time i'm able to flirt and pull effectively is when i'm immoral and take mandy

Topkek, lad that makes me feel good. As I said earlier in the thread I paid to lose my virginity at 26. If that makes me a normie to you then God help you, and I mean that. I know it can be fucking rough m8.

That's so bad lad.

I only want to fuck my future wife tbh. Why was losing your virginity such a big thing for you, lad?

Fucking hell this is horrifying. He has no self awareness whatsoever. Poor cunt.

At least he doesn't completely sound like a woman now I guess. Must be the roids.

I know mate. What's worse is I always, ALWAYS get girls hitting on me, I just usually completely fail to flirt back.

He has autism.

Seriously though, lads, we need to go back to a time where you could marry a young little girl that wouldn't bully and judge you and you can teach her to be a wife. Obviously no sexual intercourse until they come of age tbh.

He also shadowbanned me the prick

Are you sure?

But now he talks openly about having a microdick and wanting a "blonde submissive woman".

Keeps justifying his autistic confessions by reiterating that he has a "deep sense of morality" as he continues to ruin the life of his retired dad.

Different lad here. I wanted to lose it just to see what it was like. Condoms are shit, didn't do shit for me. It's kinda fun making a bitch squirm but… eh. Tits are the best bit of a woman, great fun to play with, but everything else is meh.

I always used to worry if I got laid I'd become addicted to sex, like fapping just wouldn't do any more. Complete opposite if anything.

I thought he was gay? So he is bi?

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He pretty much did see it's current state. He lived into the 90s. It hasn't go that much worse since then.

You can do it user, I believe you.

Remember lad, drug dealers are the wrong kind of NEET, they are not your friend, they are your enemy.

what does a vagina feel like, lad?

It has got worse since then.


Sort of like a fish right after you catch it.

Ask your mum lad.

le halfchan coins and salty milk meme

What's wrong with that, lad? It's not that radical, and it was done back in the day.

a velvet glove that you've just got out of the washing machine tbh

No


that's disgusting, lad, but I meant how does it feel around your dick?


that's specific, lad, but I got no velvet gloves and I don't know how to use the washing machine.

Any one else sick of Millenial Woe's utter bullshit over emotional wank? The guy keeps claiming he's alt right and continues to act like a fucking liberal. It's annoying as he's going "civil war is coming lads, better prepare to show a bayonet into a paki" and then his next video is "I'm so depressed, I need to vent my emotions and feel like someone wants me. We can't hate the gays, and I'm so not gay I'm going to white knight and virtue signal how much I like women every time something bad happens"

I think around 2003 is the point when the balance tipped and it really went to shit.

did you fap with a wet velvet glove, lad?

With condoms it doesn't feel like shit. Feels good when squeezed down on but other wise the condom ruins it.

I can't watch his videos tbh. Too much rambling.

Very tolerant

Same reason I can't watch Gordon tbh. I'd watch him if he made short concise videos tbh.


what's the squeeze like, lad? Where does it squeeze?

Lads, my father's got a theory about the Orlando shootings.

He thinks (((they))) are going to declare that a post-mortem shows Omar Mateen was HIV-positive, and he shot up the club as an act of revenge, to shift the blame away from the Religion of Peace and onto homophobia.

If that happens, can we meme it that Owen Jones is the one who pozzed up his neghole?

The alt right is a joke.

Be nice, lad. Way too confrontational tbh

He's tumblr signalling or very confused/at a pathetic state where he subconsciously thinks he doesn't deserve any woman so actually tries but probably fails to be attracted to men. He's so fucked up. It genuinely disturbs me. Hate to say it but the people around him really would be better off if he ended it, and I don't see him having much personal happiness in future, ever.

I ain't writing erotica for a faggot like you.

express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/677214/Top-Gear-Antiques-Roadshow-viewing-figures-plummet-2-8-million
JUST

What the fuck do you think we've been doing for the past 900 gorrillion threads?

Those are Lovecraft quotes, aren't they?

Apex kek.

Is he even trying to lose weight? I kind of feel bad for his cat, even if I am sure it is fine, having Gordon as an owner who probably can't even play with it without getting winded. smh

Disgusting but nice. Like a spell has been cast on you by the Cunt Witch. Making you put your fingers, tongue and penis into a wet, fleshy hole that piss comes out of, because your brain wants you to reproduce.

We'll need to do a night of long knives on the alt right at some point tbh. They're all weak faggots who only exist to liberalize the far right.

They picked the biggest looking cuck. It's like they wanted it to fail.


lel

I don't want to put my fingers and tongue into there, lad. Also, I am not a Muslim, but it would be better if women didn't have a clit or hood tbh. Vaginas look bad enough without them tbh.

Vote Leave wants to protect EU grants if UK exits
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36523764

GET OUT OMAR

Suspended disqualification for Russa at Euro 2016 lads.

If they kick off in the stadium again they'll be disqualified. I bet they will, those chimps can't control themselves.

I SWEAR I AM NOT A MUSLIM YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, LAD

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Cheers lad, I have phases of social confidence around women, but they're short lived. Going to try meditation I think.

REEE why can I bond with any male but not women fml tbh ngl

First girl I was with didn't seem to have one. Might have been because she was so young, she had a pretty nice looking innie vagina, and no hair. I literally just thought all vaginas were like… just holes. I was pretty surprised and disgusted when I saw a clit on another girl. I really don't get the point of it.

Get the fuck out of here Mohammed.

Alt right is a convenient label for Holla Forums that allows the media to refer to us without explicitly linking here.

Milo follows the gamergate strategy of identifying a movement without a single media representative, and taking that platform despite not caring about its aims.

Reported tbqh familia.


It's tough lad, the best bit of advice I got was "Whatever a woman says she wants publicly from a man, do the exact opposite. Women don't know what they want"

Be a prick to women basically, you'll have your own harem before you know it.

SAVING THE WHITE RACE ONE WOMB AT A TIME

It's shit.

Having a label makes you a target.
You shouldn't need a label.

Plus they're all cringeworthy.

He's probably craving that cock he sucked one time.

There is no point, lad. Can't imagine what it must be like to be a woman. At least dicks can be kind of aesthetically pleasing.

check'd

reminder

you spend a lot of time looking at cocks then, user?

Rarely. Mine isn't. Women don't seem to mind though, so long as it doesn't smell bad.

The year is 2021, Brexit failed, Europe is a Middle Eastern warzone as based Granville Thorndyke predicted. who do we call upon for help - Trump or Putin?

Of course not, lad.

(checked)
What's wrong with your dick, lad?


You can't stop me from loving her, lad.

Women like an aesthetic dick.

Only girl that's ever seen my dick in that kind of a situation said she wanted to suck it just looking at it.
Can't say I feel the same way looking at a vag….

Most likely. But it's nothing but a circle jerk either way. It's NEETs shit posting and claiming they're in charge of the civilizations direction. Their biggest victory is Trump and they had nothing to do with him in any way shape or form.


The point is it feels good to have someone rub against it, which makes you want to fuck them more often. Also orgasms help with impregnation.

just enough time to know some are better looking than others? kek

HA HA

Idk. Over the years even though I wash each day it's developed faint black stains underneath. Other than that it's fine. Circumcised, average length, doesn't bend to the side or anything.

Since we're discussing vaginas lads, lets have a wee chat.

Should I look for another GF after my last relationship failed from poor health, or should I go to ex hentai and whack it to a necrophilia douji instead?

I forgot to spoiler **circumcised* oh fug now I'm going to get shoah'd.

Black stains? You fuck brown women, lad?


Become economically stable, get a house and get a wife tbh. Trust me, I'm a NEET.

I hope so lad, I hope so. God help us if it fails.

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Get out.

HOL UP, LAD

You a Jew? I am circumcised too but I am h'white

Oh look! I'm on >>>Holla Forums or is it >>>/r9k/ or is it >>>/int/ … maybe it's >>>/politics/

So much politics to discuss and it's full of" muh dick".. "what does a vagina feel like?" .."muh mummy"

Fuck off! NONCES!!

get /fit/ and get a gf you pathetic freak

I already pointed out getting a wife is an extremely bad idea. I just function better with a lass around.

Source?

Get a load of this wanker who can't handle the bants.

I'm h'white too but I was circumcised as a kid. Not sure why tbh. It was when I was a small kid not a baby like Americans get it done. Don't know if there was a real medical problem requiring it or if Jew doctors saw an opportunity to steal it because I had a bladder infection or something and they pretended it was because of my foreskin.


Nope. Not that I'm not absolutely CIVIC but I've just never had romantic relations with a brown woman.

You are a foreigner who doesn't understand what BANTZ means
You have to go back Pajeet
[ I attach a screenshot of your tumour junior…take it to a head doctor and get some medicine…make sure it says cyanide on the label and drink it all in one go }

We have become nothing…We need some multimedia experts in our national hooligan squad as well as some men who can defend the flag they have the fucking temerity to carry
If you can't defend the English flag, kill yourself immediately

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

To your JIDF handler and tell him you've failed in subverting this thread

You're a bit of a wanker, lad

TELL HIM Holla Forums…TELL HIM WHAT A TRAITOROUS FAGGOT HE IS…TELL HIM WHAT THE DOTR IS
twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/742644824155639808

Lads, I'm just a faggot on an image board, but I promise you if you're feeling down and out you should go for a walk and listen to this song. I promise that you'll come back to it later in life when you're feeling the same way. Got me through alcohol withdrawal.

Are the schools out for summer already?

And you're a lot of a …
…Geddit! ;^)
Thinking you can barrage an Englishman..lel


Nice try Shlomo but weak
Thinking you can barrage an Englishman..lel


Judging by the quality of the threads and the fact there have been three in two days tell me they must be

I don't know.

When did your term time end?

Nobody would bully me for talking to the cat and dog as if they were people, right?

Thank god this place has ID-based filtering. I genuinely can't tell if you're some incompetent freech/intl shill or just a bored 12-year-old from Blackheath desperately trying to fit in.


That goes for you too.

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ngl, glad your mummy puts out.

WEW
Staggering figures reveal five million migrants have become EU citizens in just six years
thesun.co.uk/news/1277477/staggering-figures-reveal-five-million-migrants-have-become-eu-citizens-in-just-six-years/

Doesn't he realise that giving these wild figures just make people incredibly sceptical?

Is a trip to the Sherwood Forest worth it?

100 British passports are issued to NON-EU migrants EVERY HOUR

Wearing my GO! t-shirt to my computing exam tbh lads.

Got to spread the message far and wide.
We're on the winning side right now but we have to keep the momentum up.

Britain's biggest baker is planning to expand its menu to include healthier foods such as the Japanese classic, and it's fair to say that people are quite taken aback

This rag isn't even worth wiping my arse with.

We should probably be making sure people know about that assassination in Paris that happened earlier, tbh.

Nothing like actually having the reality of ISIS and people being stalked and murdered by peace-loving Muslim refugees to wake them up a bit.

Looks like something out of a zombie film, tbh.

ONE OF THESE

It wasn't even worthy of that before this. The only remotely-decent free paper is the London Evening Standard, unless that's become pozzed since I was last in the city.

kek looks like one of those 18th century paintings.

Feel sorry for the lad, wish he'd see the light, maybe join our impending crusade and maybe go on /fit/ (and not turn gayer)

The Metro is to the Evening Standard what Buzzfeed is to the Guardian.
They're both awful, and they're e v e r y w h e r e.

It was shit 10 years ago. It is shit now.

Evening standard's alright in my book.

They backed Zac.

Evening Standard's decent lad, especially considering it's free

THE SUN
SUN SAYS FUCK YOU CAMERON.. We urge our readers to beLEAVE in Britain and vote to quit the EU on June 23
thesun.co.uk/news/1277920/we-urge-our-readers-to-believe-in-britain-and-vote-to-leave-the-eu-in-referendum-on-june-23/

I need to be plastered to not sweat buckets and spill spaghetti, Why the fuck are women so nerve racking

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Yeah to Canadians right?

Waking up to this was great; have they ever backed the losing side.

Embedded related is always good for kek.

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Because it's literally like a job interview for them. It has everything to do with your demeanour and the words you say and nothing to do with personality. Sorry if that's a bit fedora-tier but it's the truth.

News at 11.

What's your point lad

Don't you like looking at pictures of expensive houses from time to time?

I FUCKING KNEW IT WOULD, THE SCOTTISH SUN DOESN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT BREXIT, EVERYONE I TALK TO IS VOTING OUT OR NOT CARING BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT U, NO ONE CAMPAIGNS UP HERE

Looks affordable for Sheiks and Jews.

As long as you leave your PM at home, mate.

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SCOTCUCKS

tbh owning a gun would make me feel better for several reasons. Haven't had a hobby since I was a kid.

sounds like a positive you fucking tool.

PAY ATTENTION LADS
BOOKMARK THE FOLLOWING LINK FOR TONIGHT
EU Referendum Debate | Boris Johnson v. Alex Salmond Live | Telegraph & Huffington Post
youtube.com/watch?v=9G5L41hdybI


I don't think so. It's glorious

How many of us have one lads?

This is fucking brilliant lads.

Working class labour voters telling remanians to jog on order-order.com/2016/06/14/stoke-on-trent-labour-supporters-back-leave/

Jesus, lads. How can people be bothered with dogs? Can't leave this cunt alone for more than a few seconds, and it takes a lot of time to train, exercise and play. smh

Oh boi.

On the other hand, I'll be looking forward to seeing Salmond blunder and blubber his way through again.

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Evening Standard is pretty out-of-touch if they consider that affordable homes.
Dunno fam, each time I've opened that rag I've always found it to be as cucky as the Metro, so I've always considered it crap.


My brother sent my a dozen messages going "HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THE SUN IS BACKING US WE'VE FUCKING WON THIS" and the like.
I still don't want to get my hopes up, as I still reckon this whole thing will be rigged to buggery, but by God I'm looking forward to the 24th.

Jews don't spend money.
They live in Hampstead Garden Suburb/Golders Green and horde the money they make.

It's fucking weird how Jews do that. They literally form their own ghettos by themselves.

It's on the Telegraph YT account

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This picture really creeps me out, looks genuinely like he's been taken hostage

We all know what they're actually thinking

It's like knowing a group have just committed a murder and they're going around pretending everything's normal

I'd feel bad for Corbyn if he wasn't such a fucking cuck, he knows he's got absolutely no choice but to go against principles he's held for decades.

He's never been in the situation where he's had to be practical before, even when he's been leader he's always done what he thought was right, but on this issue it's the first big time that he has to go against his conscious, and you can see how much it unnerves him

Meanwhile he's forced to campaign with the people who've put him in this situation, and are just itching to stick the fucking knife in him

Look at those fake smiles. Look at the disgust in their eyes. Look at Corbyn's utter reluctance and despair.

Creepy as fuck.

Did you see the articles on how they wanted to form a fecking border in North London on whatever special day of theirs?

Yep, I'm aware, but Huffpo being part of the moderation makes me think this will end up pretty much being like last Thursday's "Let's-see-who-can-shout-shriller" debate.

But good find nonetheless, lad, cheers.

Pretty late in the thread m88.

tfw I heard a girl say to another girl, "hey look its user you like him don't you?" and the girl said "yeah as if" they both laughed…felt like shit for a week

Yeah, that obvious look of despair almost makes me feel sorry for him. But just almost.

Farron, on the other hand, just looks terrified in this one.

how long does it take for him to move, lad?

They bring that up every other year.

You can see how easy the Holocaust would have been to commit.
"Ver are zee Jews, comraden?"
"Oh it's just over there in that walled off area of town marked 'JEWS ONLY' in neon letters."

kek

Interesting video.

alternet.org/personal-health/early-puberty-girls-epidemic

Is it time to lower the age of consent?

John Harris is the only decent person at the guardian

audioboom.com/boos/4692759-alan-johnson-voters-aren-t-listening

THEY'RE STILL NOT LISTENING TO US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off ahmed

Kek. Even Labour-ites are beginning to feel the effects of the flood.

Or perhaps it is time to take a really good look at wtf is being fed to people?

This. There is so much fucking oestrogen in our food and drink it's unbelievable. A surprising amount in the water supply thanks to birth control.

twitter.com/markdoidge/status/741689141197459456

Fucking top kek

Why does that make you sad, lad?

Yeah if you live in third world Britain and they recycle the water.

What're you drinking, lad?
alcoholism is sinful

They call it an eruv..It's so they can strut around merchanting on the Sabbath
The are two Eiruvim certified by the London Beth Din, the NW London Eruv surrounds the areas of Hendon, Golders Green, Hampstead Garden Suburb and Finchley, and the Edgware Eiruv.

Which part of North London are you referring to because they have colonised and occupied..
Hendon
Mill Hill
St. John's Wood
Finchley
Temple Fortune
Golders Green
Hampstead
Hampstead Garden Suburb
Highgate
Muswell Hill
Stoke Newington
Southgate
Palmer's Green
Totteridge
Whetstone
Edgware
High Barnet
Barnet
parts of Kenton Wembley and Harrow

Stefan Molyneux argues that it is because of single mummies as girls without men in the household mature sooner, but I think that might just be correlation tbh

Probably all the chemicals they are giving the population to make the NEW male, is also fucking up females

That's the word, ta'.
I was referring to North London as a whole, as I knew there was something going on around St John's Wood where I used to live.

Czechvar 500ml bottles.

I know m8, I know

Why is it only affecting some males though?

they make excellent guard dogs

DESPERATE

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.
BREXIT
.
.

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That holier than thou student telling the guy at his front door that something wasn't true needs a fucking punch tbh.

>drinking foreign booze
letting the country down tbh fam
Why have you let it get to you like that?

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I kept turning it off each time one of them opened their gobs.
>we're students so we're all voting Remain
oh you're so much smarter for voting how your peers are, arentcha.

twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/742679686774456320


Fucking frogs, what the fuck

I hope they're fucking paying us

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Was that woman retarded?

A lot of students are for out, and they are more likely to actually go and vote to leave.

That Labour slag at the pottery works trying scare the workers with the "If we leave, Europe won't trade with us!" bollocks.

thesun.co.uk/news/politics/1280270/pro-brexit-minister-taunts-david-cameron-with-copy-of-the-sun-as-she-enters-downing-street/

BASED

How he smugly said
Do you think he knows he exists in an echo chamber?

Can't wait til they get the shock of a lifetime and the result is a 65%+ leave.

The beer will now ALSO turn you into a woman.

Hops are full of oestrogen. Hops are also not necessary to making beer.

No idea.


Just look at that smug, self-satisfied smirk.

Fucking marry me and make my curry dinners Patel

This shitty scare-mongering drives me mad.


Their smug, self-righteous, and as you said, holier than thou attitudes drive me up the fecking wall.


Then how do we escape this kikery?

Pepe levels of smug

IT'S THE SUN WOT WON IT

Hello chaps. Read an interesting article earlier about The Sun and it's influence in past General Elections. Take a look at this:


If this is true for the referendum as well then we could be seeing a big boost in the level of support for Brexit. The Sun's endorsement could be huge.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0049089X15001854

Dog allmighty this guy makes so many fucking videos that range between 15-an hour and a half long.

tfw I'm going to post this on goybook when remain wins by 1% and proudly proclaim that shitskins will be purged from our lands.

youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

Edit it to say "Crashing this EU" in black print

With No survivors for you in white print

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Cucks on leddit were saying "hurr it's only 2 million circulation and it's readers are 75% Brexit anyway"

The Sun is in every working class business in the country, most pubs, hairdressers, greasy spoons, building sites etc.

What's wrong with women, lads?

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Cameron Slammed in Sweden as EU Rancor Over Brexit Vote Mounts

archive.is/Vnh5T


JUST ROLL OVER AND GET FUCKED, SWEDEN.

AT LEAST WE HAVE A BREXIT VOTE UPCOMING

Everyone forget this

As if Italy, Netherlands, Denmark and Greece aren't looking across the channel jealously at our vote

If Sweden is angry with you, it means you're doing something right.

Their tears when we Leave will be priceless.

I live in Canada and Czechvar is the best I can buy from British Columbia Liquor stores.

Filtered and reported.


Kek I saw that. And of course the readership is actually a fair bit higher than that anyway because each copy is read by more than one person on average. I really hope the Sun spend the next 9 days absolutely hammering the Vote Leave message home.

h'why?
I dindu nuffin m8.

That explains the alcoholism.

Do you think EU cucks will just let us destroy their project through a popular vote?


This will be rigged, its been clear from the start

I know it will be rigged.

Yeah, I spent the weekend in Copenhagen with some friends, and the conversation turned to Brexit. The Danes were pretty jealous that for all the gridlock we face in Westminster, we still managed to squeeze out a referendum. Their government is so weak now that they're not able to do anything to bring the country round although their attitudes towards immigrants and degeneracy are still pretty cucked.

I'm pretty sure the Dutch are gearing up for their referendum too.


The funniest part of it all is that the Swedes can still find the pride to be uppity about the whole matter, as if they were in any better situation.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4o0lc4/uk_can_refuse_benefits_to_unemployed_eu_migrants/

I am now a #RemainTrain

We know, lad.

What about the army of unemployed "wefyewjeez" and the like.

I reported him for cancer what did you put?

Full paper: my.mixtape.moe/jdzedt.pdf

Fucking ashamed at how disorganised and soft our English hooligans are
I mean if you're gonna hooligan.. FUCKING HOOLIGAN PROPERLY FFS!!

They aren't seriously saying this, are they?

No, it's like #CruzMissile except I can't think of anything as witty

Seriously you're probably half joking but this country is bleaker than Scotland. Rookie British expats think it's paradise because muh mountains but it's just awful. Don't flee here lads, you might as well go to Sweden. If Trump gets in you should all apply for green cards. Fuck Canada, I've lived here for 12 years and I fucking despise the chinese peasant infested shit hole, heed my warning and avoid the place.

#BELIEVEINLEAVE

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It's such a stupid slogan; Trains aren't supposed to Remain in one place.


Why don't you leave, lad?

God bless you, user.

Only if you come set up a ranch or a vineyard with us lad.

Think about it, we'll get a few Aussies and Kiwis.

THE ANGLOSPHERE IN ONE HOME, THE FUCKING BANTS, THE GUN FUNS AND THE ALE

lol you'll never see the BBC showing Labour get this BTFO

Pleb

they banned the 3000 most hardcore from coming to France

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Ay up lads' you all excited for the debate later?

An Anglo brewery/vineyard sounds quite fun, actually.

QUADS FOR BREXIT

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GENERAL FARAGE REPORTING FOR DUTY

Why haven't you joined the 31st UKIP infantry brigade son?


Cameron refused our vote to leave in a popular vote. There are no longer any democratic means to leave the EU. Its down to you lad and our guns! Will you join me

would you lads?

she's been very, very quiet during this whole thing lads.

Closet brexiteer?

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Fuckin' prozzie

I'm really surprised by this, I would have expected wolves to still survive in the UK.

Based Omar should of payed Brighton a visit

Course I'd join Farage's Foresters.

No way that leftists would allow this as "nature is mean".

Seriously though, I want ISIS to establish themselves in Canada. This gook infested shithole of bearded hipster cuckolds needs to go. CAN NOT STRESS HOW MUCH I HATE CANADA, get rid of it please ISIS. I hope Trump steamrolls over the 49th in December and kills every cuck in this shit hole.

Tactical move so she can shoot for the leadership post-referendum remaining popular amongst the grassroots but still having establishment support for her position

I blame Canada for everything tbh

She's a Remainer.

archive.is/TRjcg

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WOMEN'S INSTITUTE APPROACHING INTERNAL RACE-WAR
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/NEWS/14553508.Bingley_WI_president_in_national_row_over_Rule_Britannia/

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Not exactly what any of us predicted but it is the means not the method which we hope for.

Fucking bitch.

Polly Toynbee says a vote for leave is a vote for nazism

Godwin's law motherfucker, we've won

Lads, I've found the NEET kingdom

rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52510990.html

"Hotel" can fuck off tbh, I'd let you all move in if I could buy it.

You mean the democracy you love so much?

Ed Balls: We need tougher migration controls - live updates from the EU campaign trail - says man who helped ferry in untold numbers of immigrants to get their votes along with rest of the Labour party
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eu-referendum-live-jeremy-corbyn-8185625

"Up Yours The Workers!!" VOTE LABOUR!

Remind me a bit of a thing I did a while back


I still lol about it today tbh lads. the look on her face was priceless. Probably the only time in my life I've ever done anything remotely alpha.

We could install machine gun nests and blast the migrants and people traffickers as they land on the beaches

designated

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Nice find. Let's start patreon.

Top lad.

Her initial look…

Grow our own crops for the ale too.

Oh lad, a man can dream.

Looks like there'll be a Referendum debate on the Beeb at 9 tonight.

Representing the RemainTrain: everyone's favourite spear-Chuka.

Reminder, lads, it is important to vote, even if you don't have a clue or feel strongly about it!

Sign me up, lad.

Definite dindu.

"HITLER!!!"
twitter.com/ajcdeane/status/742622490900504576
anyone got any updates on this?

They misspelled ethnically diverse leftist Londoners

They never do these kinds of events in rural areas

According to one of his degenerate tales, he was getting bummed by a dindu who had a gun to his head with the safety off.

Accidental dindu will actually dindu nuffin and kill Milo mid orgasm.

Uncannily similar, the sort of vacant, vacuous "Slap me" look.

WEW!!!!

BTFO TRAITORS!!!

sports.ladbrokes.com/sports-central/uk-eu-referendum/

I'm pretty normie if I'm honest, I swear most people on brit/pol/ are normies.

They've updated that since this morning, only PP had 11/8 leave.

Things are looking up lads, I'd nearly given up after seeing last weeks betting odds weren't changing. Now this

Except the odd few though.

A prime example being the lad who wants to finger bang his sister into oblivion and will actually kill a man who works in a garage to do so.

Wish I'd bet sooner. Only managed odds of 2.5/1

BREX-ITCH: Dutch Activists Cruise Into UK To Help Farage Campaign For Brexit

archive.is/Db8Wp

Always liked the Dutch, tbh.

Wew lad

Why are politicians today so utterly juvenile?

feels bad

This is important, it's caused by two things. Chemicals in our environment and single-motherhood. Apparently pre-pubescent females have an early onset of puberty when there is no male about, to increase the likelihood of attracting a mate.

You should kill yourself being so disgusting though.

On absent fathers and early development:

dropbox.com/s/xp6yff1rjzuhkc7/early menarche2.pdf?dl=0

dropbox.com/s/zpzheix79gzt90x/early menarche.pdf?dl=0

The chemical thing is easy to search for.


Brighton, bouk, I bet that beach is full of horrrors when it is warm. i've only ever been there early in the morning, when it was pretty much dead.

SCOTLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Great! Another bad excuse from the BBC to have more remaineers and lefties in the audience

Not to mention it's in Birmingham.

Yeah, usually its London or Glasgow to maximise the poz ratio

They fucking h8 the EU but they're being silence by their government I keep hearing but they're a hard people to jew as they have ALOT of experience with jewing

Omar was a failed batty boy
twitter.com/AP/status/742681788682805253

Because like anyone who doesn't work for a living, gets EVERYTHING for free and succeeds in life by telling lie after lie, they are never forced to grow up
DOTR WILL SORT THAT OUT

duck-dropping, (rumour only, but we know we won't hear the end of it reported as fact).

Emergency numbers confirm.

Might go into politics to be a useless overpaid cunt tbh.

All the posh cunts want to remain
…the Jocks think they're posh
Pick one

It's surreal how they're trying each and every angle to approach this story, rather than conceding and saying "yeah it's Islam"

now owen is going to blame homophobia for his actions, see if there was more acceptance of LGBT people he wouldn't have to repress it! people like donald trump creating more terrorists by being against gay people

Why didn't we just send more men to America, lads?

I've been thinking about it on and off for years and years now and I still cannot understand for the life of me how we "lost" the war, couldn't we've just split some regulars off from just about anywhere and sent them to put the boot on the yank's neck?

It's hard work fighting your own people

Because we had far bigger problems on the European continent

What do I say next lads?

£20 says you fuck it up

Why are you even talking to a slag that displays her breasts like that and drinks during the day?

Ayyyy bby want sum fuk?

Lads, Farge is coming on the battle bus a mere 30 minuite drive away. Should i go and help out?

TOP KEK

People are getting increasingly wound up by that narrative
EVERYONE I talk to and I speak to a lot of lefties
when I have to

She was all right in bed, but there are better ones.

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Muslims aren't friends to LGBT….Q degenerates.

This isn't your blog lad

Some where out there, in the multiverse, this Owen Jones exists

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That drink looks fucking tasty

We had lots of yank sympathisers too.

This is Owen Jones in five years mate.

Excellent way of putting it

I know. I thought it was weird choice for a pedant.


It was full of alcohol as well.

>Pic is my last Polish qt.

Brit police sent to Euro 2016 in bid to halt England and Wales pre-match violence

archive.is/tkRXe

I-i-it's not ISIS you have to be worried about, g-guv! It's them bloody h-h-hoolig-gans!

It's only a matter of time before he breaks and exists in ours lad.

This made me laugh
I bet his blood pressure is through the roof
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/14/the-orlando-shooting-is-not-about-owen-jones-despite-what-his-ha/

he just realised his diversity cards are worth less than the muslim

Been trawling the net for his livestream of the killings, but nothing at all. Facebook scrubbed his account really quickly.

Wew lads

If you haven't heard it already lads

Douglas Murray on BBC Scotland talking about Orlando shooting

Fookin tasty

Shots fucking fired
pun most certainly intended

>Would you sit down next to her and strike up a conversation about anime?

I have never watched a single anime in my entire life, and if I can say that on my deathbead I will die a happy man

looks like aids or a trap

TOP KEK…THIS'LL HELP
Julia Hartley-Brewer likens Owen Jones to Islamic State in bitter row after Sky News walk-out
standard.co.uk/news/world/julia-hartleybrewer-attacks-childish-owen-jones-over-sky-news-walkout-a3271401.html

Did you use my line lad?

I'd simply ask what her hobbies were and blag my way through the conversation, maybe talk about my own hobbies, ask her if she wants sum fuck etc.

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Fuck's sake.

Pretty much. You want to get to yes as soon as you can. Especially that I only go to Poland for weekends.


Didn't mean to scare you.


I watched a few, but I'm not obsessed with it.


kek


replace with (((Jewish))) and this sentence suddenly makes sense

Just because they have tits doesn't mean they're old enough to fuck.

The Oestrogen isn't making their brains develop any faster.

>Julia Hartley-Brewer likens Owen Jones to Islamic State
>Owen Jones
>like the Islamic State
I can't believe I lived long enough to see that in print. This is truly the strangest year in recent history.

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Britain Elects @britainelects 10m

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 40% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+4)
(via TNS, online)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/742722487167946752

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Keep it moral and friendly, she's ugly tbh. Butterface.


YEAR OF THE FIRE MONKEY

Ken Livingstone: I detest racism and condemn anti-Semitism
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When people stop telling the british working class what to do, we will see progressive change.

Disseminating establishment views using the technique of the oppressed underclass. So edgy!

When are they going to realise they're not the underdog and they're just a bunch of middle and upper-working class kids larping as the oppressed?

youtube.com/watch?v=qqrHHOqhyYU

That would require self awareness and introspection user.
Never going to happen.

excuse me miss, do you like penis?

Pretty much never. The Bourgeois Left must always portray themselves as the underdogs lest their unknowing lackies catch wind of the hypocrisy and turn on them (often guided by another leftist). It's the same thing we saw with the fall of the Revolutionary government after the French Revolution, as well as with the Bolsheviks.

So Leave is going to win, lads, but EU is not going to like it one bit. What's the chance that they'll simply not accept it and ask for more referendums until Remain win? Or do you reckon they'll let us leave but make it REALLY difficult on us, maybe even doing sanctions, in order to make an example of us?

THE FARAGE FLOTILLA
Londoners face traffic chaos when Farage Brexit flotilla floats up Thames, City chiefs warn
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Lmao

this one if they dont rig the vote in their favor

We get a task force together, invade Brussels and slaughter the Eurocrats
…EASY…
BTFO GCHQ! LARPing is legalstill

Sounds like a great event!

ngl I was internally chuckling


They'll go into meltdown.
It'll spark a crisis and the beginning of the end of the EU.

Wew.

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I think that they'll make it incredibly difficult and I don't think they can rig it now, they're actually reporting that Leave is winning now.

Good lad.

Where did you get the tshirt from?

They can do this when they are passing laws that plebs don't understand, for example going from economic union to political union, but for this there is no chance they could get away with it. Also this referendum is held by the British government, not the EU, so the EU can't demand another one.

probably, but fuck them. once we leave, the Dutch will leave, the Scandis will leave, then it will be Germany and France quickly scrambling to devolve it so Greece and Spain can't leach off of it.

Anyone going to this?


Top lad.

It will be 52% for Leave. 49% for leave with postal votes.

i hope you're right about winning but they have to make it as difficult as possible so others wont want to risk leaving

there's already been talk of a couple other countries wanting a vote to leave

WHO ELSE /HAPPY/ HERE?

The Gods are aligning everything in our favour for mass leftie salt tbh.

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>Go to Poland

I'll tell you what I did later.

Mum went to the Brexit movie premier.
Brought one back for me.

Rape his feed
twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/742697139961204736

I agree, fuck them, but if they REALLY decide to fuck us this might lead other countries to not decide on a referendum. I doubt they have the capability to do this but it could be a possibility, they're already trying to make us look like thugs by reporting on football violence by England fans. I think our economy and global presence is too strong though. I just remember how much they screwed Cameron around when he tried to negotiate a deal about the £1.7bn, like they turned up to meetings late, lunch was long and luxurious and they attempted to leave early. This sort of passive-aggression could mean that negotiations could take a long time.

Sorry m8 with eyes like yours it's either time for specsavers or a new monitor/gfx card

They only pick winners. At the last GE, the Sun in Scotland backed the SNP. and the Sun in England backed the Conservatives.

Sounds like a tip top mum to me

Gay jihadi murders gays…
Left wing Jew bashes Christians on Twitter

WHAT.A.TIME.TO.BE.ALIVE

could be a Sheffield Rally moment

Ask her why they all vote Labour then.

We know why, I just want to see if she'll sperg out

Good mum.


Get closer to the screen.

Meant it for

POLLY TOYSTORY
Brexit supporters have unleashed furies even they can’t control… A leave vote will not solve people’s problems, and those feeling betrayed will lurch even further into racism and xenophobia
archive.is/wldEu
Everybody isten to the multi-millionairess with a villa in Italy

'Paid-up'Labour voter praises Farage's passion and says she will vote FOR Brexit

archive.is/jIM6d

Rats will flee a sinking ship. This pic of Jezza deserves a repost in this thread again.

because not baking a faggot cake is the same as a massacre

I've been banned from Twitter four times already…more I think…They want me to verify all my accounts of course I will

Furry bros are on our side?

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get a cheap burner phone paid in cash and Orange starter payg in cash. Enjoy!

i fail to see a problem here

Jesus Christ lad, get a grip of yourself.

Same here, I've lost all ability to stay covert tbh

What a bloody bigot

How am I disgusting, lad?

lets hope so

>tempted to go see Nigel's naval coup flotilla

Lads…

That's brown. At best it's kind of yellow.

I thought it was a fat man for a second.

those cages

Do it, lad. Bring some pics back for us.

If you are a virgin go to a larger city in Poland for a week. Avoid obvious ones like Krakow or Warsaw. You will meet plenty of local girls wanting to meet a nice English boy. Enjoy!

Go for it lad!

That movie had some good meme potential.

Get us a pic lad, I can't make it

Lad why are you shilling so hard for Poland?

What's the point of animal farm, lads? It's not like it somehow debunked communism. Seems like a strawman tbh

imagine if a leftard jumps in the river in front of it in protest

Nice try but you're not stealing my organs, slav scum.

What time is it at, lad? I might do the same.

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Probably an immigrant.

Lad i'm complaining that NO-ONE is campaigning here nationally, its small places that vote leave are campaigning in like central Edinburgh, i'm telling you we'd get a much more pro-out Scotland if they campaigned nationally as the remain side is just assuming we're voting in, haven't done shit here. Though i am seeing loads of vote leave sticking on cars and houses including mines

Got at least 15 burner phones but I setup the accounts using a VPN and now it wants a phone number from those countries…lel
I need to find a phone number supplier then I can reactivate them
I got banned for spamming Cameron's timeline HARD… with piggy porn from a few accounts

"Don't go Britain!! STAY!!!"
…EU shitting it's pants now
twitter.com/Independent/status/742633688639365121

If not for the 90 year old wrinkly fivehead I'd love this girl.

Might just happen; that's what their suffragette forebears once did.

British Polish

I'm done arguing with people on the internet.

Something's not adding up here.

These eyes are NOT brown or yellow
…seriously

Nige will make sure the hull is covered in barnacles, adios leftards.

How misogynist and racist!

green/gray

tfw British Ukrainian

Wat do lads?

standard.co.uk/news/politics/londoners-face-traffic-chaos-when-farage-brexit-flotilla-floats-up-thames-city-chiefs-warn-a3271141.html
it says in here

Says they's arrive at Tower Bridge at around 13:30.
Reckon I could make that.

I'll bring back some pictures for you lads of any lefties embarrassing themselves.

I set up accounts from free wifi in stores. My mummy is shopping and I'm setting up accounts.

1. Get email from cock.li, as you can make unlimited emails from one email address: user.1@ user.2@ user.hgjhg@ all go to [email protected]/* */
2. Private mode in a phone browser
3. Set up account only with email verification
4. [email protected]/* */
5. agree to follow all they suggest
6. send a random first tweet


I confirm accounts once I get home.

Lefties wouldn't do that, they don't have the courage.

White eyes are the best tbh
Cum in them and you'll see what I mean

keelhaul the bastards

Not aryan enough tbh

I strongly reccomend you do.

Seeing the man is like seeing him on TV, you realize his basedness, but you see it for your own eyes, which leads to hysteria as you realize that you're poltical hero is standing mere feet away from you.

I got a picture with him, cracking bloke all round as well as an amazing speaker.

I just feel sad for all the virgins here.


I loved Odessa. Nice girls on Deribasovskaya.

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Ta' lad.


Says 10am here
I'm tempted to go along to take pics of Tower Bridge opening, but I don't want to go at the wrong time and miss it.

When did J.K Rowling become the UK's foremost virtue signaller?

>tfw British Briton of Ystrad Clud

shameful of me tbh

Go to cock.li/auth/register

Since she wrote Harry Blobber and the compelling spell of leftie bollocks?

"I can't stop crying", bullshit, JK Rowling is a complete psychopath if I've ever seen one.

Shame that security was so tight on the Grassroots Out event during winter, you could barely get twenty ft near him.
Hearing him go "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK" in person gave me chills though.


When she realised that she's irrelevant now that her shite kids books have been made into shite films, and it's ended.

Potter was enjoyed mostly by White kids, but now market is saturated and time to sell to swarthy hordes.

She doesn't even know who the hell he is. Fucking bitch.

And to answer your question: after she realised she'd burned out all her fame with a series of mildly entertaining, but ultimately mediocre books.

Mum said the same thing.

Apparently he's even more enjoyable in real life.

Weird because it's usually the opposite with celebrity types.

Out of curiosity, how does one get NA merchandise? They don't have a online store and those masks look pretty sweet.

She's Wiccan pagan leftist that should be thrown to the Arabs tbh, I think she's always been that way but Twitter has genuinely helped step people up into high-gear with respect to their views, because they see how much people get offended by them. Strangely enough it has worked more in the right-wing's favour than theirs, well at least I believe that to be the case so far.

I don't know GCHQ, I don't know…

Just Google "skull mask"

Security was fairly lax when I met him, though we were told to look out for any potential protestors who were looking to throw eggs and the like.


He really is. His oozes charisma, and everyone knows it. I've never seen a politican so popular, perhaps the blood good in 97, but the man is amazing.

People say to me "user, I've never seen you so happy as in that picture with Nigel Farage"

Well, they're right. It's amazing

Dang it, foiled again.


Tbh didn't actually think of that lamo.

I kek'd


Getting mail accounts is no problem. The problem is Twitter lock them with phone verification
My biggest a/c was 900 followers and they wouldn't accept a UK burner number saying they needed one from Germany [ VPN ] as a/c had been created there

It's because it was a right wing a/c

I left it because I don't want my door kicked in for having a fucking opinion some faggot doesn't like

I was getting shadow banned as well. My tweets were only there when I was logged in

I was sending PM's to certain well known accounts and they weren't getting them or it was refusing to send them

Twatter came down on me full force

Tbh their behaviour has fucked the company

Think you have to be affiliated

Ooooh, 10am.

Yeah I could actually make that.

Hope he has a megaphone.

When did you meet him?
I would love to campaign alongside him and have a chat, after which we all go to the pub for a pint and some bantah.

My sleeping pattern has been all over the show recently, so I don't know if I'd be up in time unless I set an alarm for it.

That's weird because I always use a Polish payg to verify twitter accounts if needed. Never got rejected. Also VPN from various countries round the globe.

#

That's what I thought. The thing is, I like National Socialism because of how fucking great life was under Hitler, however I don't like how National Action works. Giving Nazi salutes and literally calling for the gassing of people who don't agree with them just doesn't work. It's just pushing people away from National Socialism which was a really great system.

NA are just like skinheads, lad, they perpetuate the image that the media has created of nationalists smh

Around 2-3 weeks ago

Lad what you chatting about?

I agree, they do not have a popular patriotic appeal.

To be fair m88 the man did wonders for their economy and war machine.

And then lost the war for them because he wanted to play general.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36523759

Labour's Tom Watson: EU free movement rules must change

Who do these cucks think they're kidding/

I did Nazi Germany for my A2 History this year, lad. Radios were incredibly cheap, working class families were able to go on state-run holidays multiple times a year and there was practically no unemployment. Seriously, life under Hitler was pretty great up until the Second World War and, even then, for the majority of Germans it was good.

Why is it so hard to just make myself something?

Filtered

YOU GREEDY LITTLE PIGGY CUNT

Sort your life out.

Disgusting.

Because you are addicted. Think about carbs as poison. Do you want to make Jews happy and poison yourself to death? I hope not.

make salad you dont even need to cook it and after a week without a lot of high sugar or salt content foods everything will start to actually taste good

To be fair, what I've seen it seems to be a mix. There are skin-heads but then there are actually intelligent people who understand what National Socialism is and it's not "kill everyone". There should be two different organisations, really.

can't stand salad, lad. I'll go to the shop and buy some nice healthy food for tomorrow. I'll report back how it goes tbh


Of course not, lad, and I am addicted.

Exercise > dieting

I eat pizza four or five times a week sometimes and I'm skinny.

So treat yourself as an addict in recovery.


LOL! People still believe it.

I tried that. Some Polish user gave me his number but it wouldn't let me

Homophobic kike bashes doorman at one of Prince Harry's favourite clubs and gets fucked up'
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driverdb.com/drivers/mitchell-bayer-goldman/
mixcloud.com/mitchell-bayer-goldman/
facebook.com/maria.bayergoldman?_fb_noscript=1

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Fair enough m80 but he did give the entire world a run for it's money, he simply overstretched and fought a war on too many fronts.

Agreed but I honestly don't think any other country would allow britain to go that way m80.

………………….SIGH……….

This is a rare tweet by Farage. Deleted now.

What does Brit/pol/ do? I need a career path. Can't think of fucking anything. Inb4 join the army.

Join the navy

Working as an SA, waiting to see the results of the referendum before putting my military application back in.

Lad I don't like what you're implying.

Ten bombshells the EU's keeping secret until after you've voted
- Dan Hannan
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3640078/It-s-not-just-plot-let-1-5-million-Turks-DANIEL-HANNAN-outlines-ten-bombshells-EU-s-keeping-secret-ve-voted.html

What's an SA? I thought you tripped as 'SA' because it was your initials?

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It is replaced now with a more diverse tweet:

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/742741057495040000

It's about amount, lad. I could eat just sweets and still lose weight.


agree tbh. Maybe Joe Owens could get off his arse and actually do something instead of constantly berating other people? smh tbh lads


What do addicts in recovery do?


Don't think that guy is a based civic nationalist….


Do what I did, lad, go to the job centre. They will call you back and give you a job that suits you as soon as possible.

It is, and it's also "Supporting Artiste"

..w0t..?

Because they borrowed shit tons because they were never going to repay it?

Because they were prepping for war lad

That's a cruel joke, user.


What the heck is that?

They stay clean ofc.

Throw away all pizza, all carbs. Buy butter, eggs, bacon, sausages without rusk (97% meat), and start living lad.

The fancy name for "background extra".

It's his job. SA works in the movie/documentary industry. Basically a jew.

Wait until you're not 15 anymore, fam.

In your early 20's you will start to get fat if you keep that up.

This tbh uni has ruined my body

Don't do that, finish what you got and don't buy new ones. Throwing away food is barbaric.

shit they've figured me out

This. Don't bin what you've got, but don't guzzle it all down in one sitting.

When I started low carb high fat I donated all the shit food to other people.

Joinery.

South African

fresh fred

That's a solution as well. It's just I get Leningrad flashbacks every time someone says "throw food away".

but the sooner I eat it the sooner I can eat healthy food

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Brexit fears wipe £20 billion off FTSE 100 in shares meltdown
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LAD THERES A HUNDRED POSTS LEFT FUCK SAKE

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4o0vph/just_received_this_poster_from_britain_stronger/d48nxa4

just keep postin here untl 700

751 - 713 = ??????

u wot? We're at 714 replies.

Holla Forums is broke lad im sorry, it says 650 for me.

Nice try

It's doing it for me too


Lads I'm scared

don't worry lad I'll make up for the lack of sighing.
SIGH
where are you going in life son?
You're such a disappointment to me and your mother.

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and it didnt make a blind bit of difference to your day

see

But now normies who don't understand the stock market are going to pretend to understand the stock market.

test

Hotwheels needs to fix this site tbh lads

pal.. he's dead. its cockmonkey now.

Guys I met our nige in person, but I was too nervous to get close to him and shake his hand. As always he had a huge smile on his face.
Met some fellow kipers, it was good.

I think your overhyping that m8. We've been drinking hopped beer for centuries, if they gave men oestrogen we'd all have bitch tits by now or some shit

BOJO VS KING JOCK LADS HAPPENING NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=9G5L41hdybI

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Britbongs getting cucked by the EU. lol