Would you date an autistic girl?

This please, bumping.

youporn.com/watch/13109281/dragon-dildo/

It happened to me to, protip, she lied.

What did she lie about?
I did pop her cherry for real yo.

that must've been a fun trip to the hospital afterwards

She looks pretty accustomed to nigger dicks.

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topkek

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prime oc mate

Oh damn, of couse but it really depends on how she looks

Yeah, sure.

The biggest dick ever is thinner than that and a baby head is wider than the knot and she didnt put the knot. She cant even put her hand inside her, remember that she is using a soft silicone thing, real pennis are hard and they dont lost 1/4 diameter when they get a few kilos of pressure.

Replace the guy with a nigger or change the girl in the first pic for a fugly chink.

9/10

Glad you didnt make the oc

This is bullshit. A t.rex cock didn't have muscle striations like that.

For reference this is a crocodile cock, and it would have been smooth like this, only larger.

sort of. they'd both throw tantrums over little things, and isolate themselves in some cases. you'd obviously have that stunted thing with the both of them too.

an autistic girl dont have then capability to maintain a relationship because she has no social skills, so no.

FUCK NO

I know an asperger, she's not that ugly but HOLY SHIT aspergers are fucking dumb. It's like talking to a 8 years old. And I'd rather fuck a real 8 yo than a 20 something autist

Aspergers are cancer

Probably not, unless she was extremely high-functioning, lived in isolation so no one else had taken advantage of he, and had really nice big tits.

I bet she murders her first boyfriend so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

motherless.com/search?term=playmate&member=dublindare

I think there's more in there, but the dude has hundreds of uploads of unrelated stuff, so I just searched for the ones where he put "playmate" in the title.

tl;dr: Vids are in Australia, guy's one of those public flashers who gets off on filming himself jerking off in front of unwitting women.

He rents out a room in his home to a mentally challenged but physically attractive girl. Over the course of video after video jerking off in front of her he gradually gets her to take a more active part in it. First getting her to touch his dick, then getting her to scoop the cum off his leg and taste it, then getting her to stroke him, flash her tits, put his dick in her mouth, lick he tongue around it, etc.

Suddenly he cut it off and said there'd be no more videos of her, presumption is he got caught.

This thread makes me realize I'm only a little but autistic, and can fake normalfaggotry with sufficient mental effort.

theres just something about an introverted girl losing her mind over a phallic object

(is a faggot)

if we are talking about high functioning person who hasn't really got any mental health problems, then isn't that like every weeb / vydia playing / non normie's dream to have a gf that's as socially awkward as they are?

no you don't

he seems to be an expert when it comes to cock

animal cock*

Go back to school.

no

Post more autistic girls

sure thing

It's right there in the title. Just your basic autistic-girl-covering-herself-in-peanut-butter video.

Why peanut butter though?
Her explanation about autism awareness doesn't even make sense. This is illogical more than it is autistic thinking.

pb+j is the stereotypical sandwich choice of autistic people

Never heard that. Sounds pretty suspect user

you still literally dont know what it looked like

trex could have been pink for all we know

they cant even decide whether dinosaurs had feathers or not and you are telling me you know exactly what his cock looks like

here you go

K.

be sure to watch this one asweell

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I'd tap that

When you're pounding a girl from behind and she screams:
"FUCKING NORMAL FAG, GTFO OUT OF MY VAGINA. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

Perhaps she provides succour for Anons who are far too gone but to suggest any kind of interaction beyond watching pornographic videos of her or using for lolcow purposes is pure idiocy.

Maybe use her for a FWB for a bit but anything deeper and you're going to have a very bad time.

Would her box even feel nice?

Who is this girl? I wanna know if she made a video where she takes every inch of that thing.

Is she our girl Holla Forums?

those ears…

No way she'd be able to make it to the draconic knot. I don't care how much CoC you play not possible.

What about a consensual sexual relationship, like living together, non molesting each other and just have sex with each other.

That guy is a monster, waifus arent for that.

Because she isnt like your average western whore and is even more kinky, and her pussy looks destroyed, but clean.

She cant even fist herself, that dildo isnt hard.

pornmd.com/straight/dragon dildo

You can try "hd only" in the left menu.

I know, right. What could possibly be the justification for her wearing a bikini in that video. There was a lot of good skin with no peanut button on it.

Really want to fuck an autistic girl now

You believe that? You're whiteknighting for that creature? You're more desperate than a someone with the grey death for an ambrosia vaccine. She could fist her box with ease look at the gape at the end of OP's .webm.

Desperate.

these.

aspergers people are worse than a robot. at least with a robot, you can program it to have feelings for you.

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME? I WILL CALL MY ILLUMANTI HOMIES TO FUCK YOU UP.

I was pointing a fact, not whiteknighting anything, i am not one of those dude "look, she is "special" and you are fapping to her videos".

I'll see them coming a mile away. My vision is augmented.

You've been on chans too long when the first robot you think of is /r9k/

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Ehh? Are you seriously arguing over whether she can fist herself or not.
Who fucking cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

It is important to know about electronic old men and their flexibility.

stfu lil dick nigga

She started talking about lgbtq and ppl of color so I'm out because I'm not about to sit here and have a retard tell me I'm "afraid of variety"

Would still fuck her in the ass

Im an Autist irl and no fuck that shit for atleast another 4 years, i wouldn't pray giving this shit to anyone.

That's also my main gripe with the idea of having children, something tells me that everyone's probably better off if I use my magical retard powers for the good of mankind instead of just giving them another embarrassing fuckup to deal with and calling it a day.

We're all autists IRL user.
Otherwise we'd be hooking up with vapid STD carrying morons on facebook

Also, fuck you for posting a non-animated gif
I was very disappoint.

trips confirm

Yes.

>watching media
XDDDD

hi reddit

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Okay just changed my mind, I would date Tomoko.

The video.

I know how beating a cervix feels bro.

I will marry one, at then all of them are the same.

Yeah i'd tap that

This isn't true at all. They have decided actually pretty specifically on what dinosaurs had feathers or not - additionally, pterosaurs had an unrelated but similar thing called pycnofibers, and ceratopsians developed their own strain of quills.

We don't know -for sure- but everything so far tells us that dinosaurs - derived from archosaurs - had similar cocks to birds and crocodiles - both the only living derivatives of archosaurs, and both with similar cocks (Except for some birds which lack a cock entirely, and just make do with holes on both ends.)

You're wasting your keystrokes Maplefag.
Americans don't "believe" in science.

And that's you make your cunt get really loose in a short amount of time…

Not even that guy, but you're literally retarded. No, most dinosaurs did not have feathers. Some small ones did. You're an idiot.

This. Consider how fucked burgers are over evolution, and then consider that in Saudi Arabia and Sudan, the teaching of evolution is illegal and punishable with a long time in prison. It's insane.

Large tyrannosaurs are confirmed for feathers - Yutyrannus, a 20 foot monster, specifically.

I'm sorry, I like talking about prehistory entirely too much.

Because I'm autistic, here's a list of CONFIRMED groups of dinosaurs that did have feathers. They are ALL within the theropod group. The early ones (ceolophysids, herrerasauria, dilophosauridae, ceratosaurids, PROBABLY spinosaur types) CONFIRMED did not have feathers. Megalosauroids are a weird fucking mixed bag because it's literally a "idk what the fuck this is we'll dump it here for now" group but MOST are unfeathered, at least. Early carnosaurs would not have feathers - a few later ones may have, including a couple larger ones (allosaurus, giganotosaurus, charcarodontosaurus, for example). Coelurosaurids are where the feathershittery really happened; This includes "raptors" (dromaeosauridae) and thus the therizinosaurids, really everything within maniraptora, alvarezsauroids, and yes, tyrannosaurids - definitely all the medium-sized speedsters that define the roots of the tyrannosaurid group, and at LEAST up to Yutyrannus - there is no reason this doesn't extend to the famous fucks like Tarbosaurus and Tyrannosaurus, but no actual evidence one way or the other for their adult forms, only their children which are confirmed fuzzy. Ornithomimosaur I don't REALLY know about, but I believe some are feathered and some aren't in that group.

NOTHING outside of Theropoda is feathered - some ornithischians developed their own, non-feather, quills independently, though.

Plus, look. Featherrexes look fantastic.

Defending my theory of Theropoda gentile structure, on an Austro-Hungarian palaeontology board.

never change

We haven't even talked about dinosaur cock to a degree that I'm satisfied with yet.

It's a taboo fact, that THE reason women keep dogs is for sex. No exceptions.

Femanon will be most interested in theoretical size and length, however unlike dogs, reptiles tend to have very short mating rituals; birds even shorter. Brining even small dinosaurs back for zoophilia purposes probably isn't going to work out.

Not true at all. It's probably extremely common, but a majority of women I'm absolutely sure do not in the slightest care for the knot, or the fact that a dog that fucks it's owner is treading a fine line in terms of how it sees it's position in the family hierarchy. Additionally, women are extremely susceptible to "cute marketing" and most small dog breeds have been specifically bred for that - not fucking. Else, dogs would be better lovers. They're really shitty at fucking, dude.

The bit about birds isn't entirely true either - actual mating can be very, very quick, but most more intelligent breeds can be found masturbating often for half an hour or more at a time. The problem with them is that many or most birds don't have a cock at all - both the males and females possess all-purpose holes for all kinds of excrement AS WELL as breeding. Crocodiles have a similar setup and their cocks are variations of the same structure; a cloaca, and a psuedopenis that inflates upon arousal to create a tube for it. When flaccid, the crocodile penis reveals the actual cloacal opening, but for instance, if a crocodile were to piss or shit with a boner (something that I'm sure they're programmed not to,) they'd be pissing and shitting THROUGH their dickhole.

Small dinosaurs may possess only the cloacal setup, which could hypothetically make them decent lovers in a lesbian grinding sort of way, and large dinosaurs would HAVE to have some kind of impressive penile appendage to make mating possible at their size, but dude. Can you fucking IMAGINE the infections? Any dicks that they had, and any dicks that birds and crocodiles currently have, are disgusting, piss-and-shit laden biohazards. Pic related.

Which websites have the most videos of this?
I need to do some research about these videos of women riding extremely large and grotesque phallic objects made of silicone…

They look better with feathers, IMO.

Just faaabulous.

Sauce! Please Sauce!!!

yep

Also, Mark Witton is a fucking god.

You're attracted to women instead of sexy femdom dinosaurs? What are you, gay?

bump

If you're gonna bump, post more gorgeous dinosaurs

I hear that autistic people are more sensitive to changes in texture and are more likely not to eat certain foods because they feel "weird" or "wrong." That might make oral sex a gamble.

When I was a kid, I was autistically interested in dinosaurs.

Other prehistoric critters have been found to be similarly qt.

I didn't know that about crocodiles, but holy shit, you're right. When I get off work an hour from now, I'll draw some cocks and shit. Look forward to some glorious OC.

Looking forward to seeing your cocks user

for instance, erythrosuchids; "Take a fairly standard reptilian bauplan, weld an oversize theropod dinosaur face to the front, then point it at the things you want to die: simple. They're the Mesozoic equivalent of mounting a howitzer on a golf cart and calling it a tank."

I am okay with this.

Also, azhdarkids; You know pterosaurs? What if you tried to make a giraffe that flies, and eats dinosaurs, out of them?

Seriously. It doesn't get more accurate than "flying lizard-giraffes that ate dinosaurs".

They would probably have actually been able to grab people and fly off with them, or even fucking pick them out of planes mid-flight. They're scary bastards.

I like synapsids.

Ceratopsians were fucking omnivores, by the way.

Who else could I share my dicks with?

I actually really like that OP girls vid, saw it online, had no idea she was such a sperg.

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Please stay on topic, anons.

MEGACOCK INCOMING!

Jesus fucking christ

Yes. At this point I would take anything but a psychopath.

redtube.com/1738167
enjoy.

I have.

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Kek'd, brilliant twist my man

Sounds like quite the task…

uh I was under the impression that they're more pure and in general just better, because borderlines are absolute crazy cunts that will hurt you

youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g&t=649

holy shit kek

I bet she's pretending she's giving birth while riding that trashcan sized dildo.

All to ease the anxiety of complete loneliness.

wat

My dick is bigger.

Sir, I would date just about any girl that wasn't ugly as sin, fat, or a bitch.

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well someone has an inferiority complex

8:54
'I may regret even posting this, but we all do things that we regret, and I feel like if I didn't do this then I'd regret it later'

wat

I would say that I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole but I don't think I'd even touch the sides with one.

kek

This is sexier than it has any right to be.

still haven't gotten her name

10 seconds later pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b6e7fb877ff

10 seconds later pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b6e7fb877ff

I fapped to this, god what has my life regressed into.

Man, I have dated some girls that were likely somewhere on the autism spectrum

You are a 16 year old virgin with a small penis

keep telling yourself that. Everything I posted there is true

Enjoy your aids.

This shit would be more at home fanfiction.net it sounds straight out of an underage's fantasies

enjoy your aids.

Holy shit this thread is still going? what the fuck, Holla Forums? Why the fuck do so many of you have such a problem accepting the idea of someone having a sex life and still posting here?
No. I have a couple years at a time in between relationships. very long, lonely, depressing years. I've had a total of maybe 11 sexual partners in my life. Mostly very short, unfulfilling relationships.
No, really no. I have way less of a sex drive than I did in my early 20s. I beat off a lot, but the last time the missus and I had sex was a couple months ago.
And? I have a big dick.
hahahahaha no. I'm a fucking dweeb and a loser. I simply learned to make peace with who I am and understand that I can do nothing to change peoples' opinions of me, thus there's no point in trying.

Honestly most of the relationships I've had have just sort of…happened. I met the girl I dated in high school through the anime club, I met the girls I dated in college through mutual friends, I met the girl I had a friends with benefits thing going on through her ex, who was a friend of a friend, the friend who lived with me for a bit I had met online way back in my teens and we had met up a few times just to hang out and talk about art and philosophy but had never gotten that close until she moved in with me, and the woman I'm living with now I re-met through a mutual friend. I made a total ass of myself that night too, and I can't for the life of me understand why she puts up with my shit.
Never did I imply I was perfect or awesome somehow, I've just had a series of very odd relationships.

What did you mean by this?

the funniest part is she's completely unphased by it. doesn't look close to cumming or struggling, or anything with a dildo the size of her head stretching her out.

just a regular wednesday afternoon giving birth on the livingroom floor

In other words… just another normal day on Holla Forums

Yes. I would tenderly love her every night

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Nice mem, I give it 8/10

Captainbritt / thatnerdycouple

Dissapointing. She is not really autistic, made me lost all my lust about her.

I remember seeing a porn with an actual retarded girl with a big heart surgery scar, THAT was hot.

ha i actually did this with my 15 yr old gf back in my senior year fag

I'd marry her and make babies with her

I need to lick her peanut butter armpits.

wow @ that gigantic pussy, damn

what the fuck she looks like radiohead

Bumping thread so I remember to fap to this later.