Risk

You are witnessing the return of Mr Anderson

I am the chosen one, sent to Holla Forums to deliver the best games of risk to the bored user

are you tired of the same threads over and over discussing the boring same old bullshit?

maybe you have already bust a nut to the plentiful supply of adult material

join me and my bros in a conquest for domination

never played? never worry, it's a simple game and we will teach you

choose a color, a starting location and a username with a , and monitor the thread for when the game starts

Mr Anderson
Red
United Kingdom

username with a tripcode it was supposed to say

bumping with lesbian incest porn

We could always just pirate a game?

Australian shitposters
Blue
Australia

please choose a name that you will use in your tripcode user, would you prefer shitposters or uncredited?

also if you are the same shitposter, nice to see you again

also more porn

Uncredited.
Nice too see you too, I miss these threads.

we have had some good times, hopefully harold is around and joins the game

I'm not completely sure I'm the shitposter you're thinking of btw, but I've always posted with this name.

the shitposter I knew played risk with me and and had a lot of anime images i know nothing about

you fit the description

i think you are one in the same

Are you thinking of "Tactical shitposter"?
If not it could be me.

actually yeah, the guy always said tactical shitposter is that not you?

No, but he was here a few days ago when we tried to get a risk thread going, hopefully he sees this so we have more players.

hope so, its getting harder to get a game on around here, i started this cos i am drunk and bored, sick of life right now

felt like returning to a place where we can all fight eachother with more comradery than any real life situation

sure man add me
chinkies in honkong

you okay to start where the green capital in china is?

sure
have some OC

change you name to chinkies bro

type chinkies then hash symbol and a word in the name field of the reply box

also what colour would you like? i reccomend yellow

sure yellow's fine

WE NEED MORE PLAYERS

Give me Constantinople to start, or if we have to choose a gold point to start then give me russia. Make my color gray

Forgot to trip, sorry. I havent played risk here in over a year.

You all may remember СРБИJА, i was always maroon. That was me.

#MakeRiskAgain

MORE PLAYERS

If we dont start by 815 EDT then i need to go to sleep. 16-hour shift tomorrow morning, sorry guys. I might be able to play while at work, not positive.

how can anyone see this bitch and not zone out and comply with my request to play this game?

Because no one likes 3DPD sluts.

I've never played before but I'm rather interested in trying. Can I start in Jerusalem?

Small tits, baggy eyes, hairy vag, unattractive stomach-to-waist ratio, small mouth, etc.

yes ofcourse, what color? brown?

Grey, Kingdom of Heaven

You'd better be ready. Jerusalem was to be my first conquest.

Align yourself with The Lord or face his wrath

but blonde hair dude, also i like hairy pussy

I am already gray.

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grey is already taken buddy, do you have a second choice?

Brown will do then

ok niggers time to roll

Rolling to spread around UK

Expand constantinople

Capture aussie capital.

Rolling for expansion

the number of the beast

Eastward expansion

Do trips mean anything on this map?

nah, kind of sucks, i got dubs, kick in the balls but hey, what can ye do

Palindromes baby!!!


It doesnt say so :( but i think it should, especially 666.

palindrome is like 565, or 121, 989 etc

Rolled 499, 526, 294, 90, 1006, 740, 844, 31, 382, 358 = 4770 (10d1024)
btw we should be using the built-in-dice to roll so someone with a script doesn't come in and steamroll everyone with nukes

rolling to full UK

spill into european mainland

3663 isnt???

You should count 666 as palindromes too.

Finnish off arabia

Rolled 99, 688, 461, 431, 724, 103, 412, 859, 125, 337 + 1 = 4240 (10d1024)
Westwards

Expand towards the caspian sea.

i've never seen that happen before

im going to go by the rules of the map

Fill Aussie.

3663, 25552, all these have always counted as palindromes AFAIK. And 666 is trips, trips are also palindromes, because you can read it backwards and it reads the same. Like racecar.

Me and aussie got palindromes first roll.

ok we will go by these rules because i cant be bothered arguing

Fill Aussie, spill Brazil.

rolling into europe

Expand towards Constantinople! DEUS VULT!

Take damascus before that filthy heretic crawls over here

Rolled 348, 320, 674, 915, 771, 582, 1, 822, 707, 126 = 5266 (10d1024)
South pls

Should we all add +3 to our names when we own a capital?

God is not on your side hereser, all shall kneel before His Holiness the Pope!
DEUS LO VULT
AVE MARIA

yeh good idea

Go back to Rome! You have no place controlling the people of the east from your false throne! No one man can be the voice of God, only His son can!

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Rolling to capture european captial

I bet Australia wins, Australia always wins risk.

That's exactly what I'd like to do, now why don't we call a truce for a bit and defeat the infidels and the dirty protestants. Then we can have our feud.

Expand north into slavlands. Allow Cruz passage through me to Rome if he wants. If he attacks me, disregard my movement and attack him in full force.

Finish Australia, spill to surrounding that capital in South America.

Oh shit I forgot to roll.
Expand along North Africa

*the coast of north africa

Rolled 980, 21, 930, 576, 876, 360, 589, 570, 500, 913 = 6315 (10d1024)Go get those japs

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Rolled 396, 911, 301, 841, 876, 550, 346, 257, 682, 456 = 5616 (10d1024)
Expand in the general direction of india

Capture the South American capital, fill Chile and Argentina then go up the Brazilian coastline.

Bleed into Italy towards Rome

"Expand influence" into eastern europe (move west). Fill the rest of Turkey too.

expand into france

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Continue expansion into europe.

Rolling to attack mudslime approaching my territory as if i dont even notice

Fill in Arabia, if anything is left move north off of Italy.

PALENDROMES AGAIN

DEUS VULT
СЛАВА РУССИЯ! СЛАВА ПУТИН! СЛАВА ТРАМП!

Fill the bottom of South America, then go up until I can access Spain.

Rolled 163, 72, 809, 660, 382, 168, 605, 488, 130, 724 = 4201 (10d1024)
Westwards

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rolling to attack mudslime

Expand directly towards italy to attack the pagan scum!

Maybe Cruz will give me some land so i can assist him faster? Are land trades allowed?

Rolling to crush the Protestans
GET OUT OF ROME REEEEEEEE

You insult me heretic.

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Up the coastline into Spain and then into new england, towards the American capital.

I'll have to go in 10 mins or so, you can just have my empire after I leave

Rolled 382, 84, 449, 257, 84, 586, 895, 682, 407, 129 = 3955 (10d1024)
Expand westwards so i get some action too
Also it's 3am and i'm tired af so if i don't respond for a while, i will have fallen asleep
If that's the case just give my territories to the guy with the least ones

ok guys, i can see some people are falling away, this could have been a good game

maybe next time

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Fuck, I have to go now, can I transfer my lands to Rus'?
At least it wont fall into the hands of infidels like you dirty protties

Rolled 459, 384, 726, 585, 828, 797, 323, 470, 532, 101 = 5205 (10d1024)
Ey i'm still here

Keep this map exactly as it is. We can continue some other time.

What works best for you guys? I will be free sunday 8PM EDT, all day monday and tuesday after 3pm EDT

It's not over yet

Apparently i get palendromes every other fucking post.

OP, finish this roll up on the map, then we will continue in a day or two. I have to go now as well.

I'm free Tuesday after 4 GMT

Alright. 430GMT/630EDT, we will continue. Be here before then just incase. Ill be checking for a thread at 4GMT/6EDT.

Rolled 75, 319, 306, 5, 182, 962, 25, 371, 110, 509 = 2864 (10d1024)I'm basically free as long as it's before 1:30 am cet on weekdays

Yes this is perfwct for me, gonna ve there

Shiieet, I think I came too late

On the bright side, It looks like there's hope to bring back risk.

That there is, but I might not be able to join many of them if everyone wants to play in what would be the afternoon for me. I'm usually around in the evenings and through the dead of the night.
I'm not sure how these times equate to mine though, and I'm too lazy too find out