I am the chosen one, sent to Holla Forums to deliver the best games of risk to the bored user
are you tired of the same threads over and over discussing the boring same old bullshit?
maybe you have already bust a nut to the plentiful supply of adult material
join me and my bros in a conquest for domination
never played? never worry, it's a simple game and we will teach you
choose a color, a starting location and a username with a , and monitor the thread for when the game starts
Mr Anderson Red United Kingdom
Gabriel Morris
username with a tripcode it was supposed to say
Grayson Butler
bumping with lesbian incest porn
Jordan Turner
We could always just pirate a game?
Dylan Murphy
Australian shitposters Blue Australia
Matthew Sullivan
please choose a name that you will use in your tripcode user, would you prefer shitposters or uncredited?
also if you are the same shitposter, nice to see you again
Jack Collins
also more porn
Caleb Gray
Uncredited. Nice too see you too, I miss these threads.
Joshua Rogers
we have had some good times, hopefully harold is around and joins the game
Andrew Richardson
I'm not completely sure I'm the shitposter you're thinking of btw, but I've always posted with this name.
Matthew Long
the shitposter I knew played risk with me and and had a lot of anime images i know nothing about
you fit the description
i think you are one in the same
Anthony Cruz
Are you thinking of "Tactical shitposter"? If not it could be me.
Daniel Wood
actually yeah, the guy always said tactical shitposter is that not you?
Justin Allen
No, but he was here a few days ago when we tried to get a risk thread going, hopefully he sees this so we have more players.
Jose Nguyen
hope so, its getting harder to get a game on around here, i started this cos i am drunk and bored, sick of life right now
felt like returning to a place where we can all fight eachother with more comradery than any real life situation
Austin Butler
sure man add me chinkies in honkong
Dylan Morris
you okay to start where the green capital in china is?
Noah Murphy
sure have some OC
Christian Reyes
change you name to chinkies bro
type chinkies then hash symbol and a word in the name field of the reply box
Adam Smith
also what colour would you like? i reccomend yellow
Matthew Nelson
sure yellow's fine
Jayden Rodriguez
WE NEED MORE PLAYERS
Lincoln Mitchell
Give me Constantinople to start, or if we have to choose a gold point to start then give me russia. Make my color gray
Christian Long
Forgot to trip, sorry. I havent played risk here in over a year.
You all may remember СРБИJА, i was always maroon. That was me.
Henry Carter
#MakeRiskAgain
Parker Rodriguez
MORE PLAYERS
Xavier Harris
If we dont start by 815 EDT then i need to go to sleep. 16-hour shift tomorrow morning, sorry guys. I might be able to play while at work, not positive.
William Campbell
how can anyone see this bitch and not zone out and comply with my request to play this game?
Joseph Nelson
Because no one likes 3DPD sluts.
I've never played before but I'm rather interested in trying. Can I start in Jerusalem?
Cameron Davis
Small tits, baggy eyes, hairy vag, unattractive stomach-to-waist ratio, small mouth, etc.
Anthony Cox
yes ofcourse, what color? brown?
Bentley Harris
Grey, Kingdom of Heaven
Isaac Rodriguez
You'd better be ready. Jerusalem was to be my first conquest.
Align yourself with The Lord or face his wrath
Kayden Butler
but blonde hair dude, also i like hairy pussy
Aaron Nguyen
I am already gray.
Henry Rodriguez
...
Adam Campbell
grey is already taken buddy, do you have a second choice?
Owen Taylor
Brown will do then
Owen Williams
ok niggers time to roll
Rolling to spread around UK
Thomas Peterson
Expand constantinople
Jordan Watson
Capture aussie capital.
Asher Jenkins
Rolling for expansion
Isaac Wood
the number of the beast
Daniel Rogers
Eastward expansion
Sebastian Adams
Do trips mean anything on this map?
Isaac Wood
nah, kind of sucks, i got dubs, kick in the balls but hey, what can ye do
Bentley Morgan
Palindromes baby!!!
It doesnt say so :( but i think it should, especially 666.
Jaxon Brooks
palindrome is like 565, or 121, 989 etc
Asher Brown
Rolled 499, 526, 294, 90, 1006, 740, 844, 31, 382, 358 = 4770 (10d1024) btw we should be using the built-in-dice to roll so someone with a script doesn't come in and steamroll everyone with nukes
3663, 25552, all these have always counted as palindromes AFAIK. And 666 is trips, trips are also palindromes, because you can read it backwards and it reads the same. Like racecar.
Me and aussie got palindromes first roll.
Liam Miller
ok we will go by these rules because i cant be bothered arguing
Jeremiah Williams
Fill Aussie, spill Brazil.
Henry Martin
rolling into europe
Hudson Parker
Expand towards Constantinople! DEUS VULT!
Aaron Roberts
Take damascus before that filthy heretic crawls over here
Should we all add +3 to our names when we own a capital?
Alexander Kelly
God is not on your side hereser, all shall kneel before His Holiness the Pope! DEUS LO VULT AVE MARIA
Ryder Campbell
yeh good idea
Zachary Bennett
Go back to Rome! You have no place controlling the people of the east from your false throne! No one man can be the voice of God, only His son can!
Owen White
...
Jayden Peterson
Rolling to capture european captial
Dylan Lee
I bet Australia wins, Australia always wins risk.
Nathaniel Jackson
That's exactly what I'd like to do, now why don't we call a truce for a bit and defeat the infidels and the dirty protestants. Then we can have our feud.
Joseph Johnson
Expand north into slavlands. Allow Cruz passage through me to Rome if he wants. If he attacks me, disregard my movement and attack him in full force.
Nolan Collins
Finish Australia, spill to surrounding that capital in South America.
Jonathan Morgan
Oh shit I forgot to roll. Expand along North Africa
Ethan Morris
*the coast of north africa
Isaiah Jenkins
Rolled 980, 21, 930, 576, 876, 360, 589, 570, 500, 913 = 6315 (10d1024)Go get those japs
Aaron Thomas
...
James Gutierrez
Rolled 396, 911, 301, 841, 876, 550, 346, 257, 682, 456 = 5616 (10d1024) Expand in the general direction of india
Xavier Perry
Capture the South American capital, fill Chile and Argentina then go up the Brazilian coastline.
Joseph Flores
Bleed into Italy towards Rome
Logan Smith
"Expand influence" into eastern europe (move west). Fill the rest of Turkey too.
Daniel Smith
expand into france
Aaron Anderson
...
Aaron Rivera
Continue expansion into europe.
Charles Hughes
Rolling to attack mudslime approaching my territory as if i dont even notice
Jackson King
Fill in Arabia, if anything is left move north off of Italy.
Joseph Brooks
PALENDROMES AGAIN
DEUS VULT СЛАВА РУССИЯ! СЛАВА ПУТИН! СЛАВА ТРАМП!
Levi Bailey
Fill the bottom of South America, then go up until I can access Spain.
Expand directly towards italy to attack the pagan scum!
Maybe Cruz will give me some land so i can assist him faster? Are land trades allowed?
Andrew King
Rolling to crush the Protestans GET OUT OF ROME REEEEEEEE
You insult me heretic.
Luke Reed
P A L E N D R O M E A L E N D R O M E
C E N T R A L E N T R A L
Liam Perry
Up the coastline into Spain and then into new england, towards the American capital.
Jordan Gomez
I'll have to go in 10 mins or so, you can just have my empire after I leave
Julian Perez
Rolled 382, 84, 449, 257, 84, 586, 895, 682, 407, 129 = 3955 (10d1024) Expand westwards so i get some action too Also it's 3am and i'm tired af so if i don't respond for a while, i will have fallen asleep If that's the case just give my territories to the guy with the least ones
Levi Taylor
ok guys, i can see some people are falling away, this could have been a good game
maybe next time
Isaac Nelson
...
Joseph Nelson
Fuck, I have to go now, can I transfer my lands to Rus'? At least it wont fall into the hands of infidels like you dirty protties
Easton Gutierrez
Rolled 459, 384, 726, 585, 828, 797, 323, 470, 532, 101 = 5205 (10d1024) Ey i'm still here
Nathan Lee
Keep this map exactly as it is. We can continue some other time.
What works best for you guys? I will be free sunday 8PM EDT, all day monday and tuesday after 3pm EDT
Kayden Williams
It's not over yet
Joseph Murphy
Apparently i get palendromes every other fucking post.
OP, finish this roll up on the map, then we will continue in a day or two. I have to go now as well.
Ian Taylor
I'm free Tuesday after 4 GMT
Elijah Hall
Alright. 430GMT/630EDT, we will continue. Be here before then just incase. Ill be checking for a thread at 4GMT/6EDT.
Jaxon Perez
Rolled 75, 319, 306, 5, 182, 962, 25, 371, 110, 509 = 2864 (10d1024)I'm basically free as long as it's before 1:30 am cet on weekdays
Logan Robinson
Yes this is perfwct for me, gonna ve there
Cameron Richardson
Shiieet, I think I came too late
Daniel Turner
On the bright side, It looks like there's hope to bring back risk.
Zachary Cooper
That there is, but I might not be able to join many of them if everyone wants to play in what would be the afternoon for me. I'm usually around in the evenings and through the dead of the night. I'm not sure how these times equate to mine though, and I'm too lazy too find out