I believe 100% of the things I read on the Internet

I believe 100% of the things I read on the Internet.

Fill me with knowledge, Holla Forums.

Seinfeldgelion is the best anime ever made

100% of the things posted on the internet are false.

Ever Mexican restaurant besides Taco Bell is pure garbage. To hell with "authenticity."

Whites are a conspiracy theory.

You're waifu is cute and loves you a whole lot

My dick is the only thing you think about. You constantly crave it. You are thinking about it right now.

literally a redditor is Moot

now you fucked up.

Your a nigger.

100% of the things posted on the internet are false.

The Moon does not exist. it is a fake designed by the Jews, to distract the weak-minded from the conspiracy against the One World Order.

There are no railways in Ireland

The Jews were created by the Moon to distract us from the One Sun System.

OP is a faggot.

I'm pretty sure ireland doesnt even have roads

I actually believe this to be the truth

Licking a cat's anus will give you sexual powers.

Seals are just like dogs, but live in water.

Getting blind drunk and browsing /mu/ is the best way to find new music.

Smoking is a great way to kill time.

Walking 10 miles takes 3 hours.
If you plan your day around walking, you won't ever need to buy a car.

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