DRAW (REQUEST) THREAD

switch tactics.

Sorry I'm posting these here. I'll stop.

Draw a bear riding a unicycle while holding up two middle fingers

That third one is uncle isn't it?
draw a neckbeard

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holy shit saved

Chef Ramsay fucking humanoid food

yeah, that's "uncle"

unlce is my legacy, and my spirit animal

Humbly requesting a slightly chubby man in a Skeleton bodysuit with an afro dancing.

forpersonalreasons

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So kawaii thanks

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Draw a picture of literally a redditor sticking an egg in Omlets asshole

d y s n o m i a

Draw me as I could best describe myself
-Soft chin but strong jaw
-small but still kike shaped nose
-chubby cheeks but sharp cheekbones
-Sunken in eyes near the nose
-Hair is messy but still styled, short sides

Im expecting great things OP

Mark?

Actually looks really similar but im way thinner because im too lazy to cook dinner

Scared of the oven? :^)

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kek

Jesus Christ, it's beautiful.

Mai Minakami shooting a man

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Not bad, I would post a picture of myself but I'd rather not get datamined, thanks dude

(checked)
are you going to do this one?

np

maybe, for sure

Draw Hillary Clinton being fucked by Donald Trump.

doing this right now, 5 mins max

Based, thank you OP.

please don't ask me to draw any more anime stuff- the artstyle is unforgiving when using real paper and ink

ok, since no other requests- doing this one now

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o shit

specify food

cucumber

Draw an insane Dilbert shooting and killing everybody at his office

nearly done, coloring- don't let thread die

the ship will never sink

this thread wouldn't die if we didn't post in it for a month.

Already been done.

where the fuck did OP go

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This is glorious OP, glorious!

ok, onto this one- unless something better comes up

T R I P S

I do my best

Draw Jesus, Confucius, Muhammad, and Socrates having a foursome

Draw an eagle with a big ass flying through the air

My god.

Wait. Which one am I?

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I don't hunt for it, I only remove it if I actually see it.

Report function exists for a reason.

Clearly the one not in a skirt

holy shit, seriously?
Pls don't turn this great OC thread onto meta drama btw

I reported it, but I thought you had gone to bed so I used global.

We should move to a country where SSNs are legal to post. Then we really can be hackers on steroids, on acid!

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what do you mean "which one am I"

I don't know the reference- I was just drawing based on the image given and the redditor I drew earlier in the thread.

I have to ask, was the person who created the "LEAVE PEDOS" thread the same one who posted the cp?
Because you deleted all posts by two ip addresses, and the entire thread ended up being deleted…
or can you not tell me that

literally a redditor is a word filter of dysno​mia

Omlet is another vol.

Can you draw the brutal communist dictator, Karl the Marx?

An meme was born.

Who were you wishing farewell to? Was someone getting enraged at degeneracy?

oh, I thought omlette was the anime girl he posted with his request

PS: Did he cook the eggs after taking them out of his ass?

Can you draw a really fucking grumpy french spaniel with a SNES controller?

What?
I don't remember.

I think he hardboiled them and ate them.

1776% Booty

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Draw Jim in a MAGA cap grabbing a young filipina by the pussy.

Top kek, thanks

Can you draw Mc Ride from Death Grips curb stomping a leprechaun American History X style?

onnit

np

4sure- after the dog 1

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YES! No homo but I would give you like three blow jobs for that.

Thanks drawfriend! My doggy had surgery and it's been slow recovery so this cheers me up.
(my dog's an asshole, but he tells me when I'm going to have a seizure so we're bros)

I figured this was to commemorate a dead dog- guess I wasn't too far off.

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halfway finished with this one- going out to circle k for a drink and a pack of cigs- brb. Don't let the thread die.

bump

Draw Alunya (pic related) and Christ-chan fugging

Oh shit..Maritimer? (pretty sure circle K is Irving oil brand)

He said no more anime…but I guess that is kinda hard to avoid on a Tasmanian Ivory Carving forum

i'm pretty sure i started that meem

Ok, I'm back- sorry got sucked in watching my 600lb

post pic of "christ-chan"

my 600lb life*

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Requesting HD version of this chick?

wrong pic

is this ck hat girl the one u want the hd version of?

still doing the mc-ride curb-stomp drawing. nearly done

Yes sir.

shit forgot to add that half body would be nice.

half body?
Being more specific about what you want makes my job heaps easier

A half body or full body portrait of her. Here are some more pics of her.

Her original form is with the grey KC outfit and the blue hat. Dont mind any pose I guess, but something that fits her character.

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I love this drawing man. This drawing is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in a while. Keep up the good work and thanks. :)

draw this character punching a minion

cause i fucking hate minions

glad you like it. these kind of responses (in addition to the odd instance of the things I draw becoming part of a meme) is the reason I do this. God bless you.

working on it right now

That boot drawing skill!
Plus that is not an easy pose to pull off with the torso overlapping the abdomen that way.

That one raised leg's pant cuff looks a little wonky but everything else looks amazing.

Thank you, professor.

Okay just gonna throw another one out there to bump thread:

What would Trick Bag look like in a gritty, realistic remake like so many old game get.

nearly finished- 5 mins more

can you give me some context?
What's that from?

ok, think I'm done for tonight.

AWEE SHEEIT

I love you.

love you too-
goodnight

If the thread stays alive I'll be back to fulfill requests tomorrow afternoon.

Goodnight

Dragon Warrior, RPG series. It's a goofy enemy who steals your shit.
Though it'd be funny to see such a ridiculous thing drawn in the spirit of all these movie and vidya gritty reboot style.

CAN I REQUEST A LEWD FAPPABLE LOLI DRAWING?

these pages haven't seen such OC in many months

may kek bless you OP

pls draw pic related.

Bumpin for OP

WHERE'S MY QT LOLI OP!

If there's no comedy to it, and your just looking for smut- you have to send me BTC.

1Ebsn8Z1jd77gqLNMeoURfgHcZN98Ae4e6

Also, I mentioned specifically
that I'd be back in the afternoon. It's only 11. I just got out of chemistry.

Yes I will draw this

Yes I will draw this

nice trips

if no qt loli then make a new pedophile OC using the last sanpaku pic related and add a pizza (cheese pizza meme).

You'll have to be more specific about the composition of the image you want

Just like the pedobear meme I want you to create new OC to post in pedo threads just like ben garrison's "Japs and gooks pedophile crooks" meme

(i don't have the image but it is a drawing of an old chink drooling over and wanting to touch an innocent child model)

in my request specifically I want the man to drools over what seems to be a pizza (symbolizes CP)

make him fat or filthy quality (like most pedos caught) quality doesn't matter. If it triggers pedos then that's even better.

gotcha- I'll be home in an hour or so, there are a few requests ahead of you, but it will be done. Check back later.

bump for minion punching

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Well that's fucking rad. I can picture a bunch of the sacks laying around with the creepy sewn shut mouth and then you touch the wrong and bam that hideous thing attacks you

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glad you like it

Draw my dick

what does it look like?

Almost done with this BTW

This is the best thread I've seen here in ages

going out to dinner- posting finished pedo-request when I return

nvm, had enough time- I'll do some minor editing hen I get back (thumb seems off)

I need to erase the pencil marks too- but here's the rough before I leave.

BRB

love your art dude. specifically your original looking stuff. do you have anywhere you post it?
if you don't, you wanna dump some of your stuff here?

Where did you learn how to draw? You are really good, I want to be like you.

just got back from dinner- no I don't have anywere I post my stuff. I don't have much to dump, but I'll happily show you what I have.

I haven't had any professional training, but both my parents are pretty talented. Dad used to be a cartoonist and my mom makes decorative masks.

here's the corrected version

Can't decide if I want to draw
or

dumping more of my originals while I decide (files are big and internet is slow, keep getting errors when posting, so they'll be posted one at a time)

Please draw a car made of babies.

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your request will not be ignored, but there are others preceding yours

Draw Jim tied by the neck to Hotwheels chair, HW dragging him through an angry horde of 2D loli's

I can live with that.

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Jim Sterling?
Who is HW?

draw the punching thing

we need more violence

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HW is hotwheels

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Draw Cracky-chan!

oh, should've guessed

BTW I'm out of originals now- told you I didn't have much. . .

she'd def be more fun to draw than minions- but give me a specific pose or situation to work with

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Cracky-chan merging with a computer

this takes precedent.
Sorry everybody else- but I'm a little drunk, and there's a soft spot in my heart for Cracky-chan

also AMA

How can I be you?

Lain?

Lain/Cracky. Cyberpunk princess of the Wired

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cracky maybe. Lain is GOD.

Normally I would argue, but let's take it to another thread, OP is being awesome in this one

I'll take you up on that offer.

Draw a picture of lain riding another lain in a bear suit

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The world needs this

Love this shit right here

It does.

fourthed, unless someone samefagged

thank you

How to be me in 7 easy steps.

1) fuck up your brain with amphetamines and hallucinogens

2) fight with your dad about his coke/heroin use and get kicked out

3) go to night-school and become a phlebotomist

4) date chubby, but faithful, girls and purposely ruin your relationships by berating and belittling your partners (out of fear that they might leave you before you leave them.)

5) Fuck around with your friends' girlfriends and, by extension, lose those friends. Berate and belittle your single friends until you've burnt all your bridges.

6) Live a life of absolute solitude, using drugs to replace the pleasure of human interaction

7) Find validation in drawing lewd cartoons for strangers on the internet.

Reading that back to myself it sound like I'm trying to have a pity-party. Please don't take it the wrong way- I don't want your pity, but I want you to know why I do what I do.

I love you, all of you.

Cracky-chan drawing's nearly done- think I'm gonna do the minion one next. I feel like I owe him for putting it off so long

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Draw a monkey on the moon doing monkey things, please.

5 more minutes- finishing colors

The world can never have too many Cracky pictures.

Ay Mr. Draw guy, we want you to visit us.

76chan.org/sp/res/148612.html

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piece of eraser got caught in the scan so I scanned again

She looks all old and tired. Is that how you see her? Have we demanded to much of her?

probably how she would look if she came back today tbh

what is this?

Visit us

truth
well

thank you. I got a new perspective of Olivia and even if it's not what I wanted it may be what I needed. Posting it to /cracky/

I am posting in there now, no one has replied yet.

You're very welcome

Getting mad distracted by the other thread I was linked to- getting requests for nude ROYALS girl from earlier in the thread.

To the guy who desperately wanted a drawing of a minion being punched by a golden giant, I apologize in advance if I end up not fulfilling that request tonight. . .

Can you please draw a Sam Hyde driving a red miata, but make him look REALLY BIG in it. Like one of those mini circus clown cars.
Also make his beanie look like a condom.

I saw that video too, one of my new MDE favorirtes. If it doesn't happen tonight it WILL happen tomorrow. Great request.

References

Thanks man, looking forward to seeing it. There's another MDE one out now. Gun safety :^).
Also nice pic.

Thank you for the references.
Glad you like the drawing.
I've seen the John Oliver vid too- surprised Charles acts like he's never fired a gun before.

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Eli making out with Wadina. Both in royal jerseys. Cartoonish style

Seriously. . .

My dad taught my friends and I how to shoot, and he would freak the fuck out everytime we swept the gun or pointed them anywhere near one-another (even if he knew they were empty)

Video gave me fucking flashbacks.

Oh I almost forgot to mention.
I'll color it for you if you want. Shall make it look like a collectors card.

Got it, check back tomorrow.

Using photoshop and a tablet?

It's great. The part where he points at Sam for a "good angle" is pretty genuine too.

Yup! Intuos medium.

Ok, I'm done drawing for tonight- it's nearing 1am.

Check back tomorrow afternoon for more.

whoa! fresh quality OC!
saved!!!!
thanks based OP

bumpin

Ok so you have no formal training, are their any books or ways you started out drawing? Can you point me to them?

I have about an hour on the train home now. So will pick up some requests for OP if you like.

I draw a bit more cartoony but yea ask if you want.

Draw a lewd shygal

Please draw a homeless man riding a giant beetle

i truly enjoy your art style,

could you draw a terrified Anne Frank hiding from nazis searching the house in a closet, rubbing her clit as the excitement of her imminent fate somehow triggers her masochistic tendencies.

( you dont need to draw the Nazis, just hint they are there with a speech bubble coming into the picture asking the houseowner if he was hiding any jews)

id be very happy if a man of your tallent could fulfill such request, just plese post if you are gonna do it or not.

also ignore these two faggets

Draw jerry seinfeld getting it on with a rabbi

Im just gonna throw my last nights OC here since i can't contribute right now.

ooops

Train is shaky as fuck.

I apologise

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I'll do that one properly at my drawing desk.

Saved

Draw your interpretation of fear

Still waiting for this!

thank you !

Fucking draw Seth please

It looks dank fam. I like your style tbh

I had some superhero-drawing books when I was 12-14.

It's more about practicing your own technique, as opposed to learning someone else's.

However, right now I'm reading

barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-to-drawing-realistic-faces-carrie-stuart-parks/1018008734;jsessionid=898135C8C5098103F10411D177E4CF8E.prodny_store02-atgap04?ean=2901581802169&st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Core Shopping Textbooks_00000000&2sid=Google_&sourceId=PLGoP62423

this

Glad you like it.

Hey guys, be back in an hour or so to fulfill requests I didn't have time to fulfill last night.

The queue is:

1)

2)

3)

Also I hope this guy comes back, I think his stuff is pretty rad.

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draw a bard skeleton pls

Don't forget the car made of babies

OP ded or something?

RIP

bump

Draw frog-mouth helm in 2nd pic

Sorry, had some shit to take care of yesterday.

Back in action for tonight-

I accidentally forgot the condom beanie drawing it the first time, so now there's two versions.

Might color it later, but guy who requested said he'd do it himself, and I'm legitimately curious to see what he'll do, so for now it's black and white.

Noticed minor problem with his driving hand when I posted, so I'm posting the corrected versions here.

Use this instead.

Nigga you should draw 'spot the difference games' cuz I can never tell what you changed tbh

Draw a nigger hanging from a streetlight

Sorry I kept putting this one off, man lol

I was thinking the same thing- but to put your mind at ease: In the original picture Sam was missing the line differentiating his pinky from the rest of his fingers on his driving hand

nah man, looks great

i just really really hate those minions

Ok, here you go.

glad you like it, god bless

noticed smudge and made correction- ignore prior post

If you are still here, I have an interesting request. I smoked too many cigarettes one day and came up with a super-villain named "Smokeman."

He has a build similar to Waluigi, wears ratty, wrinkled business casual clothing, (Collared shirt and such) and dons a porkpie hat. Could you draw him with three cigarettes in one hand, gun in the other while he is robbing a convenience store for more cigarettes? Thank you in Advance

youve done more than you can ever imagine. welcome to eternal /sp/ canon

I like that idea- if the thread stays alive I'll pick it up later this week, maybe tomorrow

Do you guys do a welcome package? lol
Like a pamphlet and a set of bumper stickers. .

Awesome.

we'll try and use it for a large get. i'll post the cap here when its got

a figure looking like this one, with scattered manila folders about him, going through one of them. maybe hunched over a table looking at it? creepy/eery vibe, can also be drawn very roughly

"SMOKEMAN"

bump

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up next

This just fixed up my shitty day. Thank you, user.

cool, thanks

lel, negros are so colorful

bump

Glad you came back to see it. I like the way it turned out as well. Almost looks like a scene out of a comic book. If you'd like to make another request, visit the new thread.