Zombie survival Choose your own adventure thread

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Zombie survival Choose your own adventure thread

Colton Price
Colton Price

Lesbians + Bertha after one month of lesbianism i will need her.

Crowbar + lesbian, next option will be my weapon.

Humbee + infinite fuel = carmagedon.

Hideout? my hum/b/, so it doesnt matter.

Food for ten years, goggles and a box of twinkies, all in the roof so Big B will be forced to do something and after 3 years i will have a true harem.

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

Get Bertha.
implying I'll give her as much food as she wants
She can live mostly on body fat for over a year, at which point , with training and if we've found enough protein she'll turn into a fit fighting machine. I'll make her keep up by reminding her that I don't have to run faster than zombies, only faster than her.

Humvee, I won't be traveling much after the first year, but in that time the infinite fuel and protection will come in handy.

Castle island (and I'll start a farm the first growing season)
implying zombies can drive a boat

shotgun+extra ammo, because I'm down to 8 points
implying I can't find more weapons
implying the kind of person who owns a castle on an island doesn't have some kind of cache of drugs and guns
Also the sound of a shot is easy to hear but very difficult to localize, so Zed won't come after the sound.

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

Choose your own adventure

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

Naughty Hipster
just rape the whore.
sawed off
600 rounds for a hand cannon is overkill
segway
hippie bitch can walk
log cabin
so no one can hear hippie bitch scream
drugs
to put hippie bitch to sleep for easier rapes
twinkies

Carter Powell
Carter Powell

lesbian twins
crowbar
segway
island castle
10 years of food

I'm pretty sure zombies starve, so wait maybe 2 years, then go scavenging for stuff I want until lesbo orgies become available.

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

this is easy

i'll take care of the lil monkey buddy
best company you could get tbh, doesn't eat much because of its size, maybe i can figure out teaching it some useful tricks like spotting dangers and it's fun in general
5P
Flammenwerfer. Close Quater Combat while firing out of my vehicle cleaning the way ahead or cleaining up my Castle no problem if they'd somehow manage to get on it
15P
of course the humvee to scavange if i feel like it, it'd be parked off the island of course
25P
Castle on Island, duh. I can take out anything my lil monkey buddy warns me off or i notice coming up
37P
Since i don't need ammo for the Flammenwerfer i can safe my points on that. What i'll definetly need is food
43P
With the iPod nano i might try listening in on emergency broadcasts or important messages too, while also providing entertainment
47P, all done

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

implying zombies can drive a boat
dont need to - they can walk underwater

sidekick
big bertha - nothing other than the monkey is even close to worth it, and fatty would either lose weight or die - either way problem solved

weapon
Sig Sauer 556 - minimises risk of being bitten by shooting zombie from a distance

transport
humvee - duh

hideout
log cabin - comfy as fuck / middle of nowhere so low population of zombies

extras
Alarm system + night vision goggles - for resource gathering at night and securing the cabin

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

you only get 30 points to spend

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Big Bertha (I have a bbw fetish so)

SiG (I am a good shot)

Humvee (unlimited fuel sold it for me)

Log Cabin (I would just set up traps around the cabin and also jingle cans to warn me when zombies approach)

Then extra food for bertha and me.

as for the food con I would just hunt deer or trap small game to mitigate its con

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

multi-threading and stuff apparently does no good, i had 50 in mind
welp, guess i fucked up

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

I'll make her keep up by reminding her that I don't have to run faster than zombies, only faster than her.
I won't be traveling much after the first year,

Non virgin detected.

and I'll start a farm the first growing season
implying zombies can drive a boat
implying I can't find more weapons
implying the kind of person who owns a castle on an island doesn't have some kind of cache of drugs and guns
Also the sound of a shot is easy to hear but very difficult to localize, so Zed won't come after the sound.

Non virgin from /k/ detected, maybe closeted homo.

segway

Fat 12 years old atheist detected.

Monkeys are more fragile than humans and flammewerfers can kill you, also no woman, castle and apple shit.

Still no faggot cause homos can don math, maybe a girl.

BTW, Bertha is best girl? not trolling.

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

Laptop, first aid kit, night vision
Humvee
Flammenwaffer

Choose 2 bonuses
Don't tell me how to spend my fucking points. I'll use the pain meds to put me on until I can find drugs, booze and food

Posting in a shit thread because it's all the catalog is now.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

I also want everything that is for free besides Big Bertha and the damn Segway and Shopping mall

For the first one nothing / 0

For the second one the Sig sauer 556 / 7

For the third one Humvee you tard / 17

For the fourth one the Log cabin because from the picture I doubt that zombies would be fast enough to kill me >They would be frozen p much / 23

Extra ammo and NVG cause of woods near log cabin / 27

Binoculars and twinkies / 28

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

Exact same choice here

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

water will protect you from zombies

This is fucking stupid, eventually the zombies will shamble their way across the bottom of the lake to your house then youre fucked

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

A: Lesbo
B:Shotgun
C:Segway
D:Island
E:Ammo + twinkies

Basically only to fulfill my fantasy of owning a castle and being waited on my lewd maids. Oh I would dress the lesbians up as maids. Also, I think being on an island would make them DTF faster.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

all those fags wanting lesbos
Fuck you all, my monkey will be a bad ass

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

I don't see why the dykes even have to be dtf, its an apocalypse, I would just rape them everyday from day 1

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

burning zombies is a bad idea, they'll panic and run at you

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

referring to shotgun shells as bullets
rifles being bad as a close range weapon
humvee is the only thing with unlimited fuel, even the fucking segway doesn't have that

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Scout, crowbar, number, mine, drugs, twinkies
Park my car in front of the mine after a day of foraging for protection, light, and electricity
use truck for major combat needs
use scout for foraging

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

A - The naughty hipster - Just for sex - 9pt
B - The crowbar - Because why the fuck not - 0pt
C - The motorbike - Great mobility and great escape in case things go wrong - 5pt
D - The log cabin - Pretty chill isolated place, probably no zombie problem - 6pt
E - The Ipod nano - To be able to listen to official news (thus anticipate zombies movements) and entertain myself - 4pt
E - Food supplies - Just to be safe - 6pt
Total: 30pt

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

The naughty hipster (9)
10 years of zombies and solitude, I'm going to have to get my dick wet somehow. As if I care if she's "DTF". That's not how it works in my house
Chainsaw (3)
Nothing noted about ammo, and im not going anywhere near Walkers. Fuck that.
Segway (Free)
I'm not planning on going anywhere.
Abandoned mine (3)
Deep tunnels, dark, dangerous, easily concealable, safe, free water supply inside. Not that different than my current life.
Night Vision (2)
Perfect addition to the abandoned mine, dark dangerous areas basically negated.
Food supplies (6)
Don't even need to leave my cave utopia. Only downside is Hipster and I having the shits 240 times collectivley

23 points.

Alternatively have the wap twins for 26 points, but I didn't pick them because of the language barrier. And three years without talking to anyone, online or offline, is not within my mental capacity.

Could also swap with the sawed off, but shooting a shotgun would only take away from my secluded cave home. And the echo in the caves would make me deaf.

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Pick one

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

On an island with unlimited food fucking jap lesbians for 7 years.

Sigh… hand me that crowbar.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

The only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie on fire.

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

why are christians always such peodophiles, we jews never obsessed about children this much

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

Japs, crowbar, segway, island with boat, food. All I need is the island and food. Everything else is extra.

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

zombies will shamble their way across the bottom of the lake

You can't walk underwater. That's Hollywood bullshit. At most zombies will float aimlessly.

house

Not "house". My mother fucking castle, bitch. I will have fun dropping heavy rocks on zombie heads from the top of my wall.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

lesbians are one

Too much harem user.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

It's satire you faggot

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

I will have fun dropping heavy rocks on zombie heads from the top of my wall.
zombies can't get to my castle

Choose one

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

the scout
No need for sex as it's a zombie fucking apocalypse and a child would make things worse, women are bitchy, and this dude knows shit and is most likely a pretty cool guy if you're not an edgy atheist

sawed off shotgun
Balance between assault rifle and chainsaw

Humvee
Obvious reasons

abandoned mine
Probably no zombies, plus safer and water.

first aid kit and food supply
Obvious reasons