Casanova

How was he able to be so good with women?
Seriously.

because he threatened to murder them if they told otherwise

"Power, I find, is the ultimate aphrodisiac"
-Henry "Throw every gentile in the Nile" Kissinger

I am

Thanks

His cock was made of chocolate and he came diamonds.

good with women = sociopath

…so he came one time, and bled chocolate all over the place?

Ah, the tried and true HAVE SEX WITH ME OR I'LL KILL YOU approach.

Apparently he lived in his mother's basement, and had a 2 inch penis.

Threatening to kill people if they don't fuck you is both sexy and persuasive, moron.

Better to kill them first so they know you mean business.

He was a basement dwelling gorilla?

Damn!

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what did he mean by this?

It was a different time.

Damn! You can get banned for saying shit like that on here!

Casanova complex here

two words;

Mommy. Issues.


It's much funner for people to fake the triad then to actually suffer and be a real one

I just wanna be able to love and trust women, man…

He had swag and an embarrassment of bitches

this song is dope af

Its basically money/power, not even muh dick.

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Kek

He was

no, this one is