A h

Hi b
Your hero is awake

I know you missed me

Wake up, b

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I'm not a shitposter, I'm just super awesome

Fixed. But don't worry, that describes pretty much all of us.

I remember you on /1/ I was one of the anons who was mean to you. Love you baby, you're fucking deformed levels of ugly and annoying though.

Hi sagey MCsagepants

Hi BB. Miss ya
Sup

Hi. Delete your thread and I will no longer sage it.

please stop

Gotta admit, I was the face and queen of /1/


Sage all ya want, but I have to keep my attention whore threads on page 1, sorry, BB. Goto halfchan or something

*hugs

He will never stop. He is an attention whore and proud of it. But he seeks attention by being revolting and needy, than saying "You

Daaaaamn, you're catty today
Sounds like you need an angry handy-J

But I love you, so you gotta love me, here

:P

of all the wrong ways to seek attention, this is the wrongest.

please stop

It's not so bad
You need to smoke a piece pipe and chill


Dude, you act like I'm torturing you just for posting here. Man up and stop being such a pussy, that's my job dear…

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I want to tickle dys's feets

Wake up, b and shower me with attention!

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I need feminism cause I'm a grown male that likes pretty pink ponies
Hi sagey MCsagepants

post a photo of you holding a sign saying "BASED M712" in big text.

I'm too hungover to play the timestamp game today. I usually deliver on that, your outta luck today, user
What's up, Holla Forums
….besides me making b awesome and fabulous
Remember unfabulous on NICK. Addie(Emma Roberts)was hot. Yum

Porn for normalfags.

Normalfags
Vanilla
Yuk

Fucking goys

It's good stuff

Kekkers

Too old

This is therapy. You will never have one this young and pretty, never mind younger. And pones doesn't real.

Take your daily dose. You are no normalfag but in your case that's kinda bad.

White pill huh.

Eh this place sucks ass even when it comes to attention whores.

Why can't we have some nice chick doing it.
Instead we got some fat faggot…

Not sure. It's an experimental treatment.

We never ever get girl attention whores. Never. Spiderchan was it. And whoever this was.

I thought we got at least one, few years ago, still that could be other chan.

Fucking weed realy fucked up my memory…

Not a faggot, in BI. Moar to eat. And I love you too

Is fail. I like my porn moar fucked up.

There was Spiderchan, that one I just posted that someone else reposted I have no context for it. Than there was this one the past late spring/early summer who abandoned thread before too long.

Also other pic related yellow/orange, not the green 8 which I am told were the first tits on Holla Forums. There are probably others I don't know about. The only one I was here for was Spiderchan and this green 8 one that I think went by the name Kendra.

And I'm the biggest attention whore of them all

:P

Most pathetic one, that's for sure.

Nice.
Save us, curechan

Spiderchan nigger. Spider Chan. Shove a spider up your ass like she did and you might be more interesting.

Pathetic or not, I will be remembered as queen attention whore, any context is still attention, you can flame all you want, I will still shamelessly post and farm attention

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Hi fellow attention whore. Have we met? I think I might have been in one of your threads before

Maybe. Hi there. Sup?
I used to post on /1/

I only posted here on Holla Forums over the summer. They didn't like me much either. Pics related from July.

Doesn't matter what they say, it's all attention I want. Even sageing is attention. It's all gravy
Love you, Holla Forums
Me sucky number one fuckie

timestamp or gtfo whore

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Rainbow dash is a cum rag

Don't vote Trump or clinton, vote princess Luna and ME queen of Holla Forums

You should be a dommie. You can cuff and ballgame me and spank me into submission

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Love it
Epic

,>attention whore
Meow Holla Forums if your a cat furry^^

=(^.^)=

I thought you were Chris-Chan at first glance, so I guess you have that going for you

Talking about ME
So, nearly all you don't like me, that's fine, your entitled to opinion, but I can't be the worst channer ever, surely there's worse, like Travis two knives, or Spiderman from halfchan

Ah, nice

Back again. How goes it?

You're fine, as long as you're not of those fags that greentext in fucking youtube comments on a video that has absolutley nothing to do with chans.

Hi sagey.

Lol. I don't do that

She kind of looks like Hannah Minx

Looks dommie

Stop sageing me. Why chat like you like me if your gonna sage. Being disingenuous bothers me. Love me or hate me

Yeah it is her doing her best and bustiest Lum. Sorry m8 gotta sage to avoid the rage. It doesn't matter anyway, since when you respond it bumps it right back. Holla Forums is too slow for a thread with fairly regular replies to actually drop from page 1.

Mm. Fair enough

Here's an angle, I have the smallest cock on Holla Forums


:P

Post it. Again,

Moar dick pics

OK. Point and laugh at it, hehehe

My condolences ;_;

Holy fuck now im feeling sad for you… have one without sage.

It's OK. I've been kind of sissy boi a long time, and I see not as a micro dick, but moar of a large clit

I admire your positive attitude ❤️

Ty sagey MCsagepants
First time I knew I was a sissy boi, I wasn't even in grade school yet and I was wearing my moms pantyhose. Just after highschool, I'd wear my older sisters bras panties and dresses. When I was married, wife dressed me up a few times. Once I wore one of Her plaid skirts to the porn shop
Good times, loved it.

Those will be perfect for shitposting

Kek

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My clitoris is legend. I WILL be remembered

Hi b your hero is an inspiration to children everywhere

Ja. Your darn tootin'

Nice tits for Normalfag porn
*golf clap

Hey! I've been looking for that pic forever, thanks

And she really does look like Ron.

No problem, I hope with you can spread Helga Bullwinkle's inspiration to anons everywhere as well

I'm uber hungover today
Anyone wanna piss on me?
I'm feeling trashy

Bet she's a pedo

Helga Bullwinkle is most definitely not a pedophile. She inspires children everywhere. Not molests them

Inspire is a relative term, heh…
Just a friendly, sassy shitpost

He's an attention whore, but he is a batshit crazy attention whore.

That's what IM talking about. That post is almost as kewl as ME

chopstick in penor with timestamp

I don't think so, even with your trips
You can have a blowjob


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maybe, you should like, kill yourself.

Trips say ==chopstick in penor with timestamp==

Get to it A h!

Why so much hate?
You need to relax, really…
*tickle

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