What are your plans Holla Forums

prepping for Clinton's imminent victory
I plan to leave the country and come back in 2020 to vote.
Ironically enough, Mexico is the only country that's not literal third world in its entirety, has no Muslims, little to non SJW, capitalist, isn't on a war with another country, is close and cheap, plus, they've told me that Monterrey is the cleanest, safest and funnily enough whitest cities in that country, not /pol I just don't wanna look like a living wallet to rob.

Do you have any plans guys.

I swear that my sides are shaking hard.

But yes, as a taco I can tell you that SJW's would be eaten alive here.
Is the equivalent of entering into a Chan for the first time, everyone is a dick to you and if you're a minority then that's it, why the opinion of a minority should matter in a democracy?And I'm a referring a minor opinion, your skin, religion and gender couldn't matter more than half a shit.
There's only two things that make a difference, your money and your level of education.

You have to go back to
>>>/oven/

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Will europoors be okay?

no, we're fucked if Billary wins.

Where to go then?

Haha, remember the last chan you ruined doing this and now we're here? Great times!

You should have already left

russia is good if you can speak the language. It's a great country for people that hate SJW and leftists trash

So how many people can this Monterrey take in?


Not getting into warfare, I couldn't care less about middle east bullshit, leaving their shit to them.

Never mind, you can stay where you are

this, sorry for even recommending the motherland.

I'm just generalizing.
Yeah, not fucking going there.
The neighborhood is awful.

I live in a megaopolis, so everything's great.

Is it easy to move to Mexico? I hear they shit on immigrants unlike the US who would gladly take all of Mexico's dregs with open arms.

Clinton isn't winning. The polls are a media psy-op to demoralize Trump supporters so they become a self-fulfilling prophecy. The silent majority, the sleeping giant is going for Trump. Just compare the turnout ratio for Trump rallies to Clinton rallies.

Taco here.
Just move to a city like OP said, Monterrey, is especially foreign friendly.
Federal District is big enough to not give a fuck, but is not friendly… in general.
Or you can live a peaceful life on a "cultural patrimony" marked little town.
Just stay away from the south, they're still pissed because of the early 90's

I had to pay $1250 USD to get my green card, well, really $250 per interview to get a chance to get my green card. Probably would've been cheaper to jump with dregs.

So question:
I'm a white man and my girlfriend is hispanic (but passes for white) she knows good spanish (can speak it well) but I know none. How well off would I be there? Especially since I have lots of work experience?

I got an idea.

Since all the muslims and sandniggers are leaving the middle east and going into Europe…
Why don't all Europeans start mass migrating into the middle east and make the middle east great again! It's the perfect plan, all the sand niggers will move up there expecting civilization only to find other sandniggers.

They'll never see it coming.

Russia also has super cheap housing (to an American) and the dollar is worth shit loads of rubles. If I'd could figure out Russian I'd strongly consider it.

QUICK
herd em to the camps before they escape!

I'm not conceding. I'm going to keep working against her until the bitter end, but I have been preparing just in case.

Hoarding all sorts of documents and programs, learning as much about tech as I can, and gathering supplies.

Does anyone know what the best jump juice is? Shelf-stable, ideally. Is epinephrine just a meme?

But is she Mexican?
There's no people who hates more an Hispanic than another Hispanic.
There's only four decent countries to live in Latin America.
Everything else is literal third world
Paraguay is the closest you'll get to Luxembourg as living quality, kinda boring place otherwise and very expensive.
Chile is very good if you can deal with constant earthquakes and a decent amount of SJW's
Mexico is that videogame character who you choose because has all the stats bars in the middle.
Argentina is ok as its not third world but the politics, laws and quality of living are all over the place.
My recommendation, stay at the north of mexico.
If your gf helps you with the spanish learning you could get a good job depending on which kind of job experience.
About where to live.
Durango: Shit tons of money, a lot of free space, very little number of people, mining industry so engineer or miner, anyways you'll end up with more than decent payroll if you're willing to take the risk.
Monterrey: Clean, White, Safe, peaceful, executive and office work, expensive to live in.
Chihuahua: Less safe and clean or white but decent at it. Technician or engineering jobs, particularly maintenance and systems.
Juarez: in the border so unsafe and dirty but you'll end up with money in almost any business with constant costumers.

Yes, her grandparents were born in Mexico. Thank God.
Receptionist work, IT experience, office administration, sales administration.
Looks like Monterrey would work well for me, but how expensive is Mexico expensive? I live in the middle of Texas where housing is considered cheap in terms of America.
An 8/hr full time job can get you a car, a studio apartment and decent food.
How would my wage and earnings transfer to a Mexican one?
I don't know how car laws are in Mexico or housing, but is it really socialist? Will I have to pay shitty property taxes if I own a house? Or will insurance be expensive there? Do I even have to have car insurance?

By the way, good thread my Taco friend, it's good to get this information straight from the source. Where do you currently live and how differnt do you think the adjustment is going to be going from American to Mexican?

Everything but receptionist job can easily maintain you if its just you and your gf. Almost everywhere you'll be moved up by experience.

My house income is $1000usd a month (The peso really went shit with China being so bitchy, it was worth $2500 in April), but the basic living costs are around $1980 USD a year approx right now, and that's a family of four. Including heating, energy, water, internet (15mb) and phone and transportation.

You'll earn way less and imported stuff is more expensive but as I said, with a good job living can be very cheap.

You have to pay car taxes for any imported car under 10 years old, you have to pay living taxes if you buy a shitty government house, a private property is 5x more expensive but its just one payment and you can goodbye that shit. Insurances are competitive so they can go pretty cheap and yes, Mexicans drive for shit.

I kid you not, is like being in a Holla Forums thread, even the bad stuff.
I live in Chihuahua, a mechanic every god damn corner so I haven't had the need to change my car since 2001.
Family of four, $1000 earnings a month in total plus $12500 every winter for my good job (as senior quality supervisor) and $2500 if Christmas check, got many treats here like entertaining system, we go to restaurants regularly, we pay like $150 in city club for the food and resources of all the month.
In total is a $27000usd earnings against a 12000 expense a year but again it doesn't really feels until the winter pay.

My personal recommendation come here the first February after basic Spanish so you'll be setup with place, customs and job by August.
In November the prices of everything goes from 50 to 80% down so you could setup a place, also, come here with $50,000 to pay your place, check the houses before coming, take a vacation there if you can.

Scratch that whole last bit
As I said, China being a bitch really fucked up the peso, I'm still not used to the new value.
Is a 14500usd yearly income against a 10000 expense.
Everything else is correct.

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Let Trump wins is YOUR last rope, sabotage will lead to full war with CTR sunlight virgins being incinerated on the streets.

what's a sunlight virgin?

the only thing you're prepping is your bull

kill yourself shill
you are a failure, the people are Foxconn make more money than you

You're crazy if you think Trump's winning.

He acknowledges without shame the problems that affect your nation. Otherwise he's a proven ignoramus asshole that no one likes.
Hilary has over 40 years on politic experience plus a president husband, the only reason Trump hasn't been obliterated yet is because she's crooked to the root.
Both represent their respective extremist lowest common denominators, but at least Hillary already has practice hiding stuff like this.

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She owned them.

*you're

This.
Don't become discouraged. They want conservatives to go ahead and start saying things like "media bias has destroyed Trump" before election day even rolls around. They are trying to trojan horse doubt in all of our minds so that it spreads like an infection inside the party.

Will Trump win or lose?

I don't fucking know that, because I'm not a psychic

Here's my 2 cents though. Trump is doing a hell of a lot better than the media is letting on. I can personally say I know a lot of politically idle people voting Trump just so Clinton doesn't win. The waiter at the local diner I eat at says hes voting Trump, I know most of my family is voting Trump. Hell, my nieces' math teacher is a Trump supporter (I volunteered once don't ask) And I live in motherfucking Southern California so that says a lot.
There are a lot of "invisible" voters that strawpolls don't see, the little guys, and I think Trump appeals to the little guys
Now does that mean I think he has a good chance against the idle rich liberals, the mainstream media, a lot of millennials, and TV personalities voting Hillary? I can't tell you, I can't predict the future, all I can say is I do believe Trump is most likely doing a hell of a lot better than some might think.

Also want to add one more thing;
The way I see this election going is two ways;

1.) Trump wins, he turns out to be overall mediocre but not too bad (its still I guarantee the wall will happen though, building walls is literally this mans job)

2.) Trump loses and if this happens, it will only strengthen his legacy
This election has created this surreal narrative of good vs evil. Of the underdog vs the big bad corrupt. The mainstream media is like the Roman Senate as Trump is like Julius Caesar, the senate plotted to kill Caesar, but the legacy he left became burned into European folklore because it was indeed, the people, who admired him.

Trump, in a way, has transcended all normalcy for a presidential candidate. He has literally become a modern folk hero. An icon for the common American to look up to. He, I genuinely believe, is the kind of man who becomes legend. He has made himself larger than the election itself. I guarantee you years down the road people will refer to the Republican party in 2 key epochs, the "Pre-Trump era" vs the "Post-Trump era"

If Trump doesn't win and ends the occupation of Germany i will likely have to opt out and marry some turk chick, while hating myself for the rest of my life.

It's basically impossible to talk to a Trump supporter if you're doing anything other than showering Trump in effusive praise, because they'll immediately assume you're arguing in bad faith (i.e. CTR, shill, etc.).

The people were about to riot and engage into civil war after finding out about Caesar's assassinations at the hands of the senate.

The new emperor gave away part of the past emperor's money to the people and they sheeped back into their cozy complacency.

It's not hard to draw the parallels between the decline of he empire and the pussificaton of the people in Rome. Letting foreigners fight their own wars and eventually being invaded by barbarians.

tbqh Rome wouldn't have been invaded if they hadn't gotten engaged in stupid wars for shitz & giggles and instead look to make the best government with what they had.

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Reichsbürger detected

Well, I would call you globalist shill but today's globalism is just at its retarded extremes, but the globalism started when nationalist pride started a world war that solved shit and only increased more tension which caused another world war that also solved shit which almost caused another world war that more than surely would've solved shit.
When a new system is accepted is because the previous one failed miserably.
But this time globalism its failing miserably, we need a new system any ideas?
Can't be nationalism, the nations are too close one another it would cause stupid wars.

Kill yourself Bavarian larper.

How do you know?

This. Did people forget about Bush?

-Barack Obama, Nobel prize winner

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No she didn't

They took them after Bill left office

They were donated by some guy to the WH or some shit like that

Pretty sure they ended up having to return them

She was accused of stealing items as First Lady and as Secretary of State, the lamps she was accused of stealing were hers she bought and brought into the office and took back when she left.

Thank you for correcting the record. Now back into the >>>/oven/ you go.

Planning on graduating with my bachelors in 2018ish, currently learning Japanese (not major, just side fun). Will move to Japan, get a job working at the 2020 Tokyo Opympic games. Still working ou tthe details.

Being this paranoid is cringeworthy

This logic is cancer