How can one man be so based?

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UNITED

Jonathan Liebowitz is truly the most original and creative comedian of our time.

Is there anyone more based that John Stewart and Steven Colbert?

They tell the cumskins what's up. Nazis watch out!

I don't get why they are so boring with their Trump mockery. Plenty of shit that could work but they hammer on the same couple of traits. Aren't these people paid to be witty?

I think that's just the the state of modern comedy. I was expecting at least some good jokes when he was running for election but all we got was nazi, nazi, nazi. Modern comedy is like the Simpsons; stuck beating a dead horse and still going for longer than it has to.

No. They are paid because of jewish nepotism, to spew pure propaganda. Leibowitz doesn't do comedy and he definitely doesn't debate anyone. All he does is shout racist, racist, muh soginy, islamophobe, etc, etc. When people catch him red handed lying through his filthy teeth, he just plays the comedian card. 'It's just a joke, bro.' Leibowitz is the archetype of lying, pseudo intellectual jews.

because they're boring unfunny and unoriginal "comedians"?

So why is Americas elite so intent on ending up like Germany?

Desperately trying to stay relevant after an African shat all over your legacy. Jon Stewart is basically a European country now.

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Another surprise, political guest appearances from Jon Stewart. Great, now we can stop talking about Colbert's CBS show.

Go back to, i mean

welcome to 8 years to come

Fuck you faggot, we're going to Imperium.

Maybe a new generation of retarded college kids can lap up his swill.

That's actually traditional Jewish headwear.

you're going back to mexico

In the early 2000's it was easy to ignore looming demographic problems and the leftist nuclear fallout predicted by crazy conspiracy Ron Paul (totally didn't come true!) We had Playstation 2, Chappelle's Show, Prime Eminem–Initial D was getting American distribution–it was a bright time.

Jon Stewart is a very high-IQ guy and he came at viewers with a new angle. His snark and quippy antics gave his audience a sense of intellectual superiority to lord over lower-caste whites (stupid Southerners) without actually having to read any books or go to political rallies themselves. Just sit back, put it all on autopilot, and laugh at the dumb Americans in motorized wheelchairs being greedy oil barons at Walmart eating McDonalds, derp! Giggity giggity. Regardless of how correct or incorrect he was, Stewart knew how to make jokes and put on an entertaining half hour of brainwashing, and the vibes were light and fun because the end-game crunch of rainbow socialism was just a whisper on Alex Jones' lips.

Now it's at Europe's doorstep and we get to watch it unfold live. Hundreds of thousands of fighting-age males with anti-Western sentiments have invaded The Fatherland and are re-enacting scenes from Bumfights and World War Z. It's less comfortable now to have a relaxed John Oliver white gloves thick-rimmed glasses type outlook because *The Stakes Are White*. Only the most permacucked soma-smokers and hardcore egalitarians can look at this shit and go, "this is all our fault, stupid whities, look what we dun did, we're so stupid and white, fuckin' Republicans!"

This fashionable self-abasement and racial righteousness are like a warm bath you never want to get out of. Inside, you're free to slosh the piss-water around sanctimoniously, there's no risk of drowning, and the bathroom door is locked. But only the most entrenched equalists can maintain that level of relaxation in the face of recent European rape statistics and video footage of riots. The new ice bucket challenge is how much destruction can you tolerate while still shucking and jiving with a big fucking smirk on your face. Comedians, entertainers, actors–they all live sheltered lives in posh LA neighborhoods–these bohemian $8 coffee fantasy zones where if the heat doesn't cook your brains the hot cokehead girls will. It's not surprising that these pussies have worldviews that are naive and subtly destructive but I still hate them for it. They won’t wake up until there’s Sharia law in Beverly Hills and Echo Park.

Because the stakes are so high, and because the Wizard of Oz curtain is so threadbare, people like Amy Schumer (D-NY) have no choice but to go all-in with fully militarized entertainment. Rollerblading around on stage with Ellen and cracking jokes with the psychopathic narcissist Hillary Clinton. The fervent goody goody green enviro multiculti signalling will reach its crescendo soon because it has to. The emperor has no clothes–the only way to keep the lie going is by clamping down and holding on for dear life. That’s what I think when I see Amy Schumer’s (D-NY) big stinking ass in tight shorts, laughing it up, debasing femininity, rollerblading around Hillary Clinton cracking jokes. Make a joke about Benghazi while you’re up there.

There's nothing left that's just 'funny'–everything has to be politically charged, one way or another, even bland mindless FunnyOrDie garbage is political by virtue of how adamantly they refuse to deal with all the hysteria we're surrounded by. Turning a blind eye, carrying on as usual–that's a political statement all by itself. When my mom asks me why I have to be so nasty in my videos, this is what I try to explain to her… If the world is on fire and you’re doing Clean Comedy or straight absurdism without any teeth, you’re picking sides just the same as if you’re doing a comedy interview with Obama and trying to make him look funny and chill for millennials.

Why’d I write all this? Maybe I'm watching too much Alex Jones, maybe I'm being tribal and waycis like Na_i KKK members and I need to head back to diversity training, but I saw a video clip today and it triggered me bad. The way I see it as an aspiring semi-pro comedian, is, you can take a stand for Western Civ, you can cheerlead for its destruction like fat sexpig Schumer (D-NY), or you can plug your fingers in your ears and channel your inner toddler, like this guy.

tl;dr

Uh no, he stopped being based once dubbya left office and became a bbc lover

let's say he was never based k

Ha
Drumpf utterly BTFO

liberalism would do that to you

Post them.

He looks absolutely crushed.
If he wasn't such a cunt I'd feel bad for him.

What?

>>>/reddipol/

You're going back to that failed shit, sudocuck?
Are you so devastated about the 45th president of the United States of America that you're now completely incapable of creating something new and have to fall back on old material?
Are you BO yet?

10/10 post, not even kidding

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(((so called allies)))

I was about to say "Hey Sam!" but then I realized Sam actually did write this and you just copypasted it. Regardless this post is still way too good for this board.

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He looks literally reptilian.

This guy need a thicker skin

liebowitz is not overrated?

It wasn't about thin skin it was about perma-branding him as (((Liebowitz))) the deceitful racebaiting jew with the goy name. Which he is.

(((They))) look less human the older they get.

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ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

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step up user, you're better than this kindergarten tier shitflinging.

TYPICAL TRICKS SHLOMO

I'd love to see the reverse.

John Stewart is actually overrated though. His daily comic routine consists entirely of showing a clip of a conservative saying something conservative, and then cut to Stewart making a funny face. The fact that anyone, even people who agree with him, finds that funny is completely mind-boggling.

Yeah, he's a fucking hack who would get torn to shreds by someone like Colin Quinn or Jim Norton and he knows it, so he sticks to picking on unfunny old non-comics like Bill O'Reilly.

That's not on the nose enough.

More like:

Give 'em hell krauts!

The reason it is arguable, is because neoconservative were fucking us over in the republican party. His show did help crack the neocon/social conservative power structure. Now no one wants to elect neocon/social conservatives in the Republican party like McCain, Lindsey loves cocktail Graham, that dumbass fat pastor, and romney.

The party will have a stronger argument and better people like Trump and Ron Paul like candidates. We may even be able to get Eric or Rand Paul after Trump (if he isn't made God Emperor)

Jon, meyers, cobert, Maher and Oliver helped get Trump become our president and they will inadvertently crown him emperor lol

*cock
Fucking autospell

He's right tho

(checked)
Breddy gud, and I brought some pasta of my own.

We'll have to push for that, though. Most of the Reps are still scum. We're gonna have to replace them or put the fear of God into them.

bump

Maybe you should get thicker skin and stop whinning whenever someone calls you a nigger faggot kike.

Not really.

He only did well in breaking up the Republican power structure which resulted in more Tea party types able to get into government.

He was blind to neoconservative tendencies within the Democratic party and continued on as though assuming Democrats were against warmongering or limiting people's rights.

All Leibowitz accomplished is teaching an entire generation of retards how to shout "RACIST! RACIST!" at the top of their lungs to stop all meaningful debate. That is its legacy.

WHERE'S YOUR SHOW NOW SAMMY BOY?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AT LEAST MR. "LIEBOWITZ" IS STILL ON TV! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!? It's over Sammy (BOY!), Ya blew it.

STOP POSTING YOUR GARBAGE HERE, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YESTERDAY'S HAS BEEN, WE ARE DEDICATED TO TOMORROWS STAR…JUST FUCK OFF!

WAS GETTING CANCELLED PART OF YOUR PLAN?
OR ARE YOU JUST RETARDED?

EITHER WAY YOU NEED TO GO BACK:
>>>/mde/
>>>/reddipol/
>>>/SCUM/

Why is Hollywood (in particular) freaking out so badly over Trump?
First, because he's a Republican who might actually do the things he said he wanted to do. But second, because this is the first cultural victory the right has scored since Reagan stumbled into one in the '80s.
The left is used to losing political battles. They scream and cry over these but they don't truly panic, because they know that as long as they maintain their hammerlock on the culture, Republicans can't really change anything.
Blue Team Progressivism is a church, offering you moral superiority and a path to spiritual enlightenment. As a church it's got a lot going for it. It runs religious programming on television, all day every day. Every modern primetime program is like a left-wing Andy Griffith show, reinforcing lessons of inclusion, tolerance, feminism, and anti-racism.
Watching a 90-pound Sci-Fi heroine beat up a room full of giant evil men is as satisfying to the left as John Wayne westerns were for the right.
The Blue Church controls the HR department, so even if you don't go to church, you have to act like a loyal churchgoer in every way that matters while you're on the clock. And off the clock, on any kind of public social media platform.
(((Jon Stewart))) and John Oliver are basically TV preachers. Watching them gives the same sense of quiet superiority your grandma gets from watching The 700 Club. The messages are constantly reinforced, providing that lovely dopamine hit, like an angel's voice whispering, "You're right, you're better, you're winning."
Hollywood award shows are like church talent shows - the skits and jokes aren't really funny, but it's fun to look at the pretty girls, and you're all on the same team.
Red Conservativism is a business, selling a set of political products. They don't make you feel good, they don't appeal to your morality or your spiritual sense of self, but sometimes you really NEED one of their core products like security, jobs, or national defense. Their appeals to "freedom" and "family values" ring hollow these days, but when people are flying planes into buildings, you need a strong member of Conservatism, Inc. in the big chair.
And when it came down to the things that really mattered - welfare, Medicare, Social Security, and foreign policy, you knew Red Team couldn't really do anything Blue Team didn't approve of, or the Blue faithful would kick them out of office next time.
But Donald Trump didn't sign that contract. And Donald Trump didn't win by selling the same old conservative products. Donald Trump started his own religion, and he won a religious victory.

The Blue Church is panicking because they've just witnessed the birth of a new Red Religion. Not the tired old Christian cliches they defeated back in the '60s, but a new faith based on cultural identity and outright rejection of the Blue Faith.
For the first time in decades, voters explicitly rejected the Blue Church, defying hours of daily cultural programming, years of indoctrination from the schools, and dozens of explicit warnings from HR.
We've been trained since childhood to obey the pretty people on TV, but for the first time in decades, that didn't work.
Donald Trump won because flyover America wants their culture back, and Blue Team has not been rejected like that before.
The younger ones have grown up in an environment where Blue Faith assumptions cannot even be questioned, except anonymously by the bad kids on Twitter.
But now the bad kids are getting bolder, posting funny memes that make you laugh even though John Oliver would not approve, like passing crude dirty pictures under the table in Sunday School.
Meryl Streep is panicking because for the first time voters have rejected HER, and everything her faith has taught her to believe.
There is a new faith rising on the right, not an explicit religious faith like old-school Christianity, but a wicked kind of counterculture movement. We laughed at the hippies in 1968, but by 1978 they were teaching in classrooms and sitting behind school administrator desks.
Where will the hippies of 2016 be sitting after eight years of Trump? How many of the shitposting Twitter bad boys will start up alternative media outlets, until one of them becomes the new Saturday Night Live?
Sam Hyde tried it on Adult Swim, but that was just the early prototype, like Mad Magazine was for the left. There will be many others after him, and they won't be stopped by network filters. They'll come "out of nowhere" on the web, from the secret places that the inquisitors at Google can't shut down.
And that's what Meryl Streep is really scared of. She's not truly aware of it, just like fluttering housewives couldn't really understand the counterculture threat in 1968. But they feel that something is changing in their safe little world, and they know they have to fight it, because this threat isn't just passing pointless budget resolutions and selling pointless platitudes about family values - these guys mean business, and they're fighting on her turf.
UPDATE: Adding one thing in response to comments. Nothing against Christianity, I really wish it still had cultural power. But we can't keep wishing for it to come back or pretend it's still 1958 somewhere, not in an age when the Pope is the new spiritual leader of the progressive left. I think Christianity will come back, once the culture shifts, but the initial energy has to come from something else.
UPDATE: I think the country would be a better place if Christians were still the dominant force in our culture, but they lost the war for the hearts and souls of Americans over the past 40 years, and they need to think about why.
My theory? I think the welfare state took over a lot of things that used to keep churches and families together. But that subject is another 1200 words.

tl;dr: world peace was the prototype, your media is obsolete bernstein
shoulda paid attention in school, blockhead

So you're saying Trump is king chicken?

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Leibowitz is old media. Hyde is new media.
DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

I fucking hated him shitting up summerslam two years in a row.

As much is he is. And I wouldn't know since I never watch late shows. Anyone that comment trump gets a tweet saying he was overrated or a shitty rebuttal Maryl. Arnold etc etc

He is really just like a kid that whenever get a complain he retort on saying the same insult with a different name

I gotta laugh whenever thin-skinned whiny trumpkikes post things like this.

now THIS is the face of paranoid schizophrenic corporate cucktism.

You laugh on your way back to Mexico.

now THIS is shitposting

I'm genuinely sorry for you.

COMEDY GOLD GOYIM!

Sad.

The Daily Shoah is just as jewish as The Daily Show but somehow manages to be funny. Weird!

What was that autism about anyway. I had to take my leave of Holla Forums when the vols got a little too quick on the ban fucking everything they don't like button but I always felt like the TRS guys were a little shady. Did a nose end up being one of the podcasters or something? Tell me it wasn't Morriaku, I actually liked some of his songs.

I'll tell you in 5 minutes or so, got a raccoon in my garage, brb.

Alright, so basically someone doxed all the people who were regulars on The Daily Shoah. Except Alex McNabb, who I guess was using his real name all along, kek.

Because of that, Jazzhands McFeels and Marcus Halberstram from Fash the Nation (which I actually liked a lot more, since it was a Holla Forums-tier news podcast).

Anyway, it was revealed that Mike Enoch (the one with the really gravelly voice who says "here's the thing" a lot) is married to a jewish woman. Who is also a commie. And a diversity coordinator at some university.

This is a problem if you're running an edgy podcast where you joke about throwing jews in ovens and how the holocaust didn't happen, but it should have, etc.

Although actually they seem to be getting about as many d'nations as they did before, so whatever. Personally, I think they jinxed themselves when they started calling themselves a "Republican podcast" after Trump won the election. Or at least, they took that meme a little too far; what with the founder/host being married to a jew.

None of it really mattered to me, I just thought TDShoah and FTN were pretty funny and sometimes informative. If you go back and listen to FTN episodes, idk what it was, but Halberstram and McFeels, you could tell they were old friends having fun while putting together a breddy gud news show.

Anyway, I guess I'll finish by posting a picture of my favorite jew alive today, Stephen Miller. Love that mischling.

God damn it. Should read:

And here's an embed of Stephen Miller. It may have been tampered with by Holla Forums, you never know.

So Holla Forums doxed them. Why though? Did imkikefy start feeling overshadowed or something? Pretty funny that Enoch is married to some megakikess though. Bet being around that cunt and her kike family is what made him go full 1488 race war now though lol.

Holla Forums is not one person, anyone can post on it, unlike the TRS forums, which were always invite-only and not even readable to people not logged in.

My money is on antifa or some jilted lover of one of the guys (they meet up sometimes and hang out and bring wives and friends and stuff, all it takes is one person to leak it) or even the guys themselves if they're actually CIA plants and were ordered to stop being so effective. I mean, how would a Holla Forums regular dox these people, and why would they even do it?

But if you're an outsider to all the alt-right and Holla Forums stuff and still wanted to dox these TRS people and sew maximum internal discontent, where better to post the dox than 8/pol/?

lel, not a bad guess, I'm not sure myself and I don't think Mike Enoch has addressed it yet. I've listened to a couple of the episodes since and the messages attached to the donations are hilarious, full of people bantzing mike enoch while giving him $100 since they know he got fired from his job and is basically unemployable now.

pic unrelated

I'd take the odds on antifa having their Soros puppet string hands in this somehow too. At least I can still listen to Morriaku without feeling weird about it. Gonna have to check some of those episodes to see those donation messages. I can only imagine the ball busting Enoch is getting for his jewfu.

kek, it's a good mix of "one fecking dollah" insults and "$100+ wtf I love jews nao" d'nations.

Anyway I'm checkin' out for the night, take a few memes for the road, Jack.