Brit/pol/ #951 John Cleese & Based Barth edition

post filmon screenshot

BBC had Muslim women reporting on it.

express.co.uk/news/uk/679145/Fawlty-Tower-Monty-Python-John-Cleese-Brexit-news-EU-referendum-twitter

WE SHOULD HANG JUNCKER - JOHN CLEESE

What if my favourite artists are dead?

Tbh just because you're a lefty doesn't mean you want to remain

seriously who is this cunt

Decide my vote on the ability of a band to have gigs?

he is me

Vote on the referendum based on a musicians ability to tour? Are you having a laugh?

No no, you're quite right, there's absolutely no way a band from a small label could tour across borders… except small americans bans tours Europe all the fucking time. I went to one a few weeks ago.

Alright lads, I might start working on my OC.

It will be a painting of all individuals important to Brit/pol/ together with a cake to celebrate out #1000.

Who should I include?

Mummy.

Lord-commander Farage being the most obvious.

Can I be included too? :^)

Sir Scruton
Morality man
Farage
Helmer
Nutall
Godders
Enoch

INCLUDE BARTH PLEASE

Fuck off you unfunny cunt.

Would it really be wise to leave the EU? I'm a right-winger and I like Nigel Farage but I'm starting to have my doubts. I think we should all vote remain to be safe.

Enoch Powell
Nigel Farage
Ian Paisley
Alfred the Great
Paul Nuttall
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Bomber Harris
Peter Hitchens
Roger Scruton

You can't force a meme. That's communism. Memes are like the free market. You've failed.

Please for the love of god include my face in your cake

What if I told you it is more than a meme?

of course, that's self-explaining

Alright lad

thank you, all noted

lad you aren't funny OR part of this culture, kill yourself

Thank you.

This sounds like a good list. But what about Boris Johnson as well?

t. remainian shill

Lad we're not that easy. You need to bait a bit harder than that tbf.

Thanks lamb. Here's a gift UUUU :^)

Clear mind, smooth buttocks man
QT Highlander
David Starkey's brutal assault of little Laurie

Looks good to me lad, Can't add anything.

Proud of you tbh famalams

Miss Penny.

nah m8, I am true brit/pol/ack.
I am a big guy 4U

I think we should honestly include Ed eating the sandwich, after all the classic memes he gave us.

Oh and maybe Roger Helmer too if you can

Just throw Ginnie in while you're at it, faggot.

Put Lord Nelson in.

You better put Charles Darwin, Francis Galton and Richard Lynn in as well.

really? is she that brit/pol/?

you even forgot Ginnie but you want Penny to be there?

but you're an obnoxious little shit as true as that might be

Downloading nude mods for my sims 3 game tbh

aha xoxo

can't hurt

other user already included him

I'll see if the space will hold out

HOW COULD WE FORGET FUCK

Lads, there are two pigeons on my balcony

She's the only actor who looks more attractive irl than the show. Maybe because she's always so fucking sad in the show.

A squirrel visited me on my veranda today

Have her tied up and gagged under the table or something. She's been memed loads. Not so much recently though.

Ginnie would be good too.

Cecil Rhodes
Maxim Gun
The colour sergeant from Zulu
Sharpe
Ray Mears

Hornblower

posted this to the old bump limit thread by mistake..

archive.is/wZXKY

Hell yes.

Nige was right again.

Ginnie, Laurie Penny getting domesticated by Helmer or Woes, Gordo doing something crazy. He writes erotica apparently so maybe a section with one of his fucked up space alien sex scenes with him wanking in the middle or licking one of his own tits suggestively like porn slags with big tits sometimes do.

Nige is always right lad, don't say you ever doubted him?

Thank you all.

This is my last vocaroo before the referendum tbh.

If leave wins I'll move to Europe. Living in a continent of right wing bigots is just too much. It's halfway through 2016 for God's sake.

vocaroo.com/i/s1rzp3ZvXRyi

Starkey, Wallace, Woes, and Fury

owen jones

I'll probably draw you too, for your dank ass music.

yes yes thank you

There are so many people now, not sure if I can include all

uk.businessinsider.com/william-hill-says-londoner-lumped-100000-on-eu-referendum-2016-5
LEFTY BETS 100,000 POUNDS ON REMAIN

Ey lads, in response to that gay bar getting shot up, a lot of us have cracking jokes about who's side the liberals are going to pick.
But I've been wondering lads, who's side do WE pick?

Never doubted him and that's coming from a bad goy white nationalist.

Musicians are cunts. I used to be one. I've no desire to work with them again. :^)

let them tear each other apart

You dont know what this word means

Thats an easy £100,000 down the drain, WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS LADS

Our side. Muslims caused this and therefore should be deported, but the fags bought this onto themselves.

Lads my brother got very angry with me when I implied that the Orlando shooting had anything to do with Islam

Secretly approve of the chaos against faggots and extra hatred it's going to stir up against muslims. Gloat about what we've been telling these regressive retards all along about muslim immigration and not holding muslims to account.

Don't forget Bernard Montgomery

And now you can laugh in his face as Islam :-DD state just claimed responsiblity.

Sit here with a "I told you so" smug stance

Apologise to your brother and tell him you've come to the realisation that muslims stop becoming muslims as soon as they do anything bad, so he's right, it had nothing to do with islam xD

None, we sit and laugh

Lads, tell me if the skin tone is right on this, what colours need changing?

Slap that faggot

Why have you let your brother become like this?

hankie looks a bit pale but other than that it looks good

pretty aesthetic lad

is he the one with the jewess girlfriend

Why has a lefty got so much money, why has he not redistributed it to those less fortunate?

Blocked. :)

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If she didnt have the money she wouldnt be a lefty. She wont have it after the 23rd anyway.

The liberals are choosing the side of the Muslim, I've seen tweets by people saying that perhaps they should "tone down" gayness to appease Muslims. I've seen others pointing out the fact that they should focus on the fact that it was a "straight male" and was therefore a hate-crime rather than a racially motivated attack. Then some people are DOXing straight, white men who are saying the attacks were good in order to turn this into a issue about homophobia. I don't think they can change this to anything but a sand-nigger shooting up people because he's Muslim, it's now being reported he shouted "Allahu Ackbar" at the police during the gun-fight.

I think this was an organised attack and this guy was one of several Muslims attacking the place. People on the scene said that the club has a capacity to hold 100 people and the shooter managed to kill 50 and wound 50, which is pretty fucking good. For him to get that many the doors must have been locked so perhaps the bouncer was a Muzzie or somebody else working there. They lock the doors, he goes in carrying a bomb (there was a controlled explosion of a device by police afterwards) and his rifle and opens fire at the entrance, some manage to get past him or out through the windows but not that many. The Muzzies with him make a dash for it with the fags and the shooter stays because he is on a suicide mission.

He's living somewhere else for a while. He was always a cuck though.

No. Sure you got the right lad, lad? My other brother's girlfriend is a single mum though tbh.

smh

Who claimed responsibility, and for what?

Cucks

Tbh I might bet on remain though I'm voting for leave. It'd be a silver lining to the likely result. I'm not betting that much though. Would be a bit awful if we left and I had to an hero because of debt.

Lads can you tweet Milo and ask him to tweet #MuhammadWasGay to get it trending

Think im shadowbanned tbh

Oh you're that guy?
Just murder the bitch for fuck sake.

Gay side.

I know this isn't a popular opinion here but some people are born homosex.
You may as well let them fag it up in private rather than forcing them into an unhappy marriage with some unlucky woman.

I wouldn't have an issue with gays so long as they knew their place, didn't step out of line and kept their disgusting acts to themselves.

Morality Official needs to be included. Truly God tier 10/10 OC that will go down in the history books and passed on through the generations.

t. Not even Morality Official

Cheers gents

Some people actually believe this.

Just emptied the machines lads

Just one machine out four fam

Yeah you, fucking poofter.

People can be born with mental conditions, lad, gays will be far happier when they are taught to be straight.

who was that nigger who made a poem about some bullshit?
Jerimiah Benjamin or something

Based Benny Zephaniah

They need their own city or island where they can be concentrated tbh.

Separatism works. It doesn't imply you can't have visitors or trade between these communities or nations.

Include him if he's gonna be lynched.

I doubt all gays are born that way because I've had faggoty tendencies before and got over them.

>he doesn't know based Benny you'll niggers don't even treat your Turkeys right Z
Bigots out smh tbh oni-fam.

They've existed for millennia.
From ancient Greece/Rome to the Victorian age homosexuality has existed regardless of whether it was accepted or not.

The only explanation for this is that some people are genuinely born with a kind of hormone deficiency/mentality that makes them attracted to men only.

Biologically it makes sense too:
Currently, in the bracket of 18-25 year olds in this country there's about half a million more men than women.
So even if every girl had a guy, there'd still be roughly half a million men without a partner.
There's a theory out there that suggests gays exist to alleviate that issue, because otherwise every generation you'd end up with a bunch of sexually frustrated hyper virgins.

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heh

I never denied it wasn't true lad, im calling you an arse bandit.

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Have you ever actually told him that he's a complete retard?

why aren't you smug, user?

YOU ATE MY FUCKING IMAGE LAD.

What happened fam? Are you the user with the brother that was dating the single mum?

FOBT’s are evil, lad.

I'd never gamble using a machine, I do the occasional pub quiz for laughs though.

Nah, my family is really awkward tbh. Would ruin everyone's mood and thus make me the bad guy. smh

I am smug in my room, lad.

Yeah, lad. But this was about the other brother who sucks Muslim cock

Here's hoping the Krauts get btfo by Ukraine

You're looking at it from the prospect of somebody who
A) Is more educated than the common man several decades ago, for better or worse.

B) Has access to far more….'material' than the common man several decades ago

C) Quite different biologically to the common man several decades ago simply due to amount of different shit we shove in or onto our bodies.

Sexual frustration is probably a real thing when your only wank material is the girl with the big tits from the next village over, not to mention any religious issues to do with jerking it.

Take a trip to r9k lad

Fuck em, you're not a normie are you? They'll get over it. Stop being a coward.

But john…..this is what you have been voting for this is what you wanted. Why the change of heart suddenly?

I hate being uncomfortable, lad, which is why I won't go outside if my neighbours are outside.
mummy

waste of quads on a total feelsfag

tbh doesn't count unless it's the last numbers tbh. sweet dubs tbh

I would say it was a lot less than it is now, due to the widespread use of porn and social stigma of being a virgin, it wouldn't be something on peoples minds (I am talking of pre-industrial society tbh, which fucked things up)

they need to get in touch with their sexual energy tbh

Nice get. Also, lurk more, lad.

Thats not proper quads

You better be making sure those plebs are voting out.

Why do yanks have pointy chins?

what

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>I thought I wanted to make OC but really I just wanted a wank

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Only the muslim cuck is a wildcard tbh, others vote leave

Deal with it, you pathetic shit.

bully

Stopped reading there.

I stopped there

are you a musician, a comedian

and the rest

OK, I've seen people say it with quads and trips not at the end though. Who am I to believe?

Acting like a wimp is going to make it worse. Just chin-up and stop being such a pussy. If you push yourself, you'll just realise it is all imaginary.

And all pakis are born as such. That doesn't mean I can't push them into a gas chamber.

COME ON LAD

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Just
Stopped reading there tbh.

You've never been in love

Lads mummy told me I would never be allowed to bring a gun into her house. What do I do?

Ginnie is overrated tbh

You can't just go around shooting nancies, lad.
That's not how we do things in civilisation.

get your own house

Yeah, her womb must be getting pretty sandy by now

Lad…

get a tactical spoon instead

Just keep eating her out, lad.
She'll come around

Keeping it in my room, lad.

I don't get it, lad

Buy one anyway and use it to end yourself.

but why lad?

Trust me, I have.

crossfire

its far safer to hang the fuckers

lol mummy said NO. Guess you're fucked.

Why the fuck are your arguments so low energy remainfags?

British subjects don't need a visa to enter Iceland, Norway or Switzerland and they're not in the EU. We don't even need a visa to enter the US. You think that magically those countries decide they don't want our massive amount of tourism expenditure in their countries because we leave the EU?

Step up your game.

Also, if you can't afford a visa then it's time to pack in your band m8.

I can't believe i was subscribed to this tard

Mummies have their uses

What do

I feel like I might be sperging out but fuck this is weird

I did it too lad
JUST

Nice bait tbh

wonder how we could change that…

show us the selfie

14/88
BREXIT WILL HAPPEN

don't.

Post the selfie

Jesus Christ lad you're fucked

post the selfie, then ignore her

Fuck your slow site shitwheels.

Is this b8 lad? I would strongly suggest politely telling her to fuck off. However, If you do give her £50 just don't expect it back.

10 FORMER COMMUNIST COUNTRIES

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smh

Well it is her house

I love that mummy

Tell her to fuck off.

I think I had a dream last night where I had my passport

hmm

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Don't give her money no matter what tbh lad. either way, show us the selfie lad

My mate got his passport renewed last week. He'll have to get it done again

Mummies can be 25 year old, lad. My brother's single mum is like 30 and her kid is like 10

Mate, I've had to renew my passport as well to see my girlfriend in July, I was so pissed.

Lad I bet on my left nut that she is 30 at the bare minimum

I'm not in the EU yet my passport still says European Union just like mainland UK passports.

What are the chances that it will change?

Hmm…

Got the one where we see her tits, lad?

I have no idea about island's passport status tbh lad, search it up or ask your post office.

Wish based Gandalf would stop being a faggot tbh

#PrayForOmar

depending on where shes from she could have 10 kids by 25

Fucking men means you can't love your own country, that's an odd situation since he claims to be a Scottish nationalist. we should never have decriminalised homosexuality

Poor lad, no wonder he snapped tbh

That was fake wasn't it?

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You can place your head alongside his, human contact and less wastage.

#OmarDidNothingWrong

yep, there's not enough studded leather to be real

If the Muslims arn't going to get any flak for gunning down people in cold blood atleast the gays will be exposed for the degenerates they are.

It would have been funnier if a load of them turned up with cattle prods and a camera, then started tasing them whilst filming the whole thing.

What is it with these people?

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No way anyone could fall for that, what the fuck.

and who lad?

Whats the best place to bet online? I'm thinking of sticking 25 quid on Brexit.

so when are we going to see some footage of the shooting?

They are all much of muchness really. I tend to use Betfair.

From gays to Merkel, you can't trust people without children with these decisions.
They have no stake in the future.

I use SkyBet personally, most of my mates use Bet365 though.

did they died?

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the moment they edit out the part where the guy is filming himself getting sucked off by another guy

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAD

We can always hope, user.

but tbh betfair usually has the best price

woes stream soon

Can anyone join? Might have a cheeky chat with him tbh.

PaddyPower had a book on the size of Donald Trump's cock. Odds were favourable for micropenis.

Don't bet there unless you're completely cucked.

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boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/77008388/forget-what-muslims-tell-you-in-english-this-is

What. I hate Muslims now

ginnie is a racemixing cow

thanx famalam

BEADY

I feel ur feel

kill yourself

I hate muslims too

HAHA!

WAITING IN LINE IN THE RAIN FOR TEA

SO BRITISH ZOMG XDD

what is this poofter shit

Sitting thinking, "what's Barry short for?". Sit there blankly for thirty seconds, "Barold" pops into my mind. "Nah, that's retarded", I think to myself feeling at a loss for an answer.

Decide to Google it:

"Bareth (short for Fionnbharrth), Barra, Barrath, Barenth, Barold, Bearrach, Barizard or Finbarr"

Going to called my first son, Barold.

long gone are the days we used to sit around in hot enemy lands wearing thick woolen tunics to drink tea

Is it that bad, lads?

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Never understood why people dislike "bad weather"(rain)

Why can't normies just fucking accept that Britain isn't the Med, and that it rains a lot here, is it really that hard to deal with a bit of rain? EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY IT RAINS, I'LL HEAR SOMEONE COMPLAIN

Buzzfeed UK cuck. Why?

Yeah, but those morons are probably Yank tourists.

MUUMMYYYYY SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Let me break this down for you lad.

Do you think she doesn't have someone closer to her who she could request money from? The kind of girl who asks an acquaintance for £50 and casually sends a selfie is attractive and confident enough to have a handful of close friends at least.

Which shows your suitability for this can only come from her lack of respect for you, and how disposable you are as a friend.

Panic over everyone. We have a hashtag trending, Islamists btfo.

Also, I never realised being a hyper promiscuous disease spreading degenerate getting fisted by 20 different strangers every night was 'love'. The more you know.

DEBATE WITH PAUL NUTTALL TONIGHT AT 10:35PM

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36506712

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huh….

THE NUTT

tl;dr the sun stops you from developing depression

White people are white because we've had to live in climates like pic related for thousands of years.
Without vitamin D supplements in food non whites would find living in Northern Europe unbearable due to the lack of sun exposure.

Why doesn't this guy get more hate by the media? He's probably the biggest monster in UKIP tbh

Cheers lad. Hope Nuttall gives a strong performance.

Probably because most of the public agree with his stances on the death sentence, even some lefties.

Rain is fucking sweet mate. It's calm and peaceful. Great for a walk in it. I'd rather it pissed down than was this heat bullshit we have now.

I love overcast grey days.

I am invigorated by low temperatures and rain.

I HATE the summer with a passion beyond reason. I stay in during daylight hours during the summer unless it can be helped.

I only just noticed it when looking at his twitter, I'm surprised we might have actually missed this.

it keeps the chav scum indoors

BREXIT HAS TAKEN A 19-POINT LEAD OVER REMAIN
express.co.uk/news/politics/679104/End-EU-rule-FINALLY-Leave-camp-take-19-POINT-lead-Britons-flock-Brexit

Whats that got to do with normies complaining about it? I believe we evolved to be used to this environment, so complaining about it is stupid, normies should go live in a hot country if they want to say anything about it

same fams, a foggy day feels mystical tbh

We are the same you and I. I know that feel

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T OVERHYPE IT

wew

that picture needs to be 4% more Islamic to be considered representative of britishness, and have a token black guy or two - just to be safe.

How would they even verify this?

This

I GOT DOUBLE DUBS AND SO DID YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BREXIT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

Love this man.

they cant and neither can you

you bet and they keep your money

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Nuttall's power level is through the roof

So, lads, the largest mass shooting in American history happened today because of Islamic terrorism.

How long until the rest of the normies wake up about Islam?

As soon as the knife is slicing their throat tbh.

They won't, they're normies

If anyone is too replace are nige and im not saying he should be gone, it should be Nuttall, nobody else can do it.

a lot will never wake up

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Holy shit, BTFO.

His divorce and the fact he's upset with college kids and their trigger warnings

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How long before the media realise that they've forced the wrong narrative?

are you forgetting someone lad?

He's a frail old man, but we can expect Nuttall to pull out a knife and personally kill the european commission.

Check'd.

Dubs will make it happen.

Nuttall looks so high test. Then he puts those glasses on and brings out the statistics and shoah's everybody on question time. Based.

Lads how did people back in the day know faggotry was bad for society?

can you imagine

smh fam

society needs babies → faggotry does not produce babies → faggotry is bad for society

It was unnatural and the Bible said so

And they did it anyway. Gays really are fucking degenerates tbh. Born that way or not.

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daily reminder this is what we fight for lads

How do you think people figured out sticking your dick where shit came from was a bad idea? Could it be because they didn't have medicine to treat infections, so fucking someone's ass (who couldn't have an enema or anything) might end up badly for people?

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Fuck you mummy shitposter.

GET HYPED

HEIL BREXIT!

This guy was a more ineffective politician than Nick Griffin, regardless of his views.

How racist of you, we should demolish them and replace it with tall concrete tower blocks for refugees

Probably when they noticed men in the military and their communities were getting prolapsed rectums and anal leakage before the age of 30. Or, ya know, could just be a hunch.

Best thing to do is encourage them to go back into the closet or separation. Fag island or fag city.

Separatism really isn't given enough as a solution to the problems in society.

It needs some shops

I'm getting so hyped lad, I'll be like a child at christmas getting more than he wanted. If we lose its going to be a depressing week for me tbh

I did it lads, I placed my first bet ever. Time for some special brew and a string vest.

Where did you bet, lad?

That's a good price tbh.

Where is this at lad? It looks lovely. Here, have a cabin innawoods.

If we lose it will only reinvigorate our fighting spirit and sense of nationalism, I'm more convinced of this by the day.

if we win it will probably still be pretty depressing for a while, the EU is going to act like a spoiled Ex

they will make it as difficult for us as possible

Betfair

I know lad, but it's the initial feeling that I'm talking about, I'll be destroyed for a good few hours tbh.

That doesn't matter lad, because WE'RE CRASHING THIS POLITICAL UNION WITH NO SURVIVORS

/brit/pol on suicide watch

twitter.com/V_of_Europe/status/742092038720610304

Will the 50 ded gays help Brexit?

lad………….

i agree its all worth it just to watch the EU burn

they'll help Britain post-Brexit by putting Trump in the Whitehouse

You realize we post civic nationalism to mock it right?

Castle Combe, Wiltshire

Daily reminder that it is seemingly likely that places like this wont exist soon, and we will be to future generations like the romans are to us.

Lad, as Disraeli said, hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

I genuinely hope we get out. If the vote ends up going in our favor I'm going to pop a cork with every sit down meal in our restaurant. My dad agreed that if we end up getting out we're going to share our joy with all of the punters who come in for a curry the day after the polls.

If we end up remaining, it'll be more of the same and I'm prepared for that. it just means we need to gear up better and go harder next election to make sure the lord commander and his party gets a seat in parliament.

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Castle Combe, Wiltshire

Daily reminder that it is seemingly likely that places like this wont exist soon, and we will be to future generations like the romans are to us.

shit double-posted fucking website sucks

ARE NIGE ON IN 15 MINUTES

BBC SOUTH EAST

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

CHANGE THE REGION AT THE BOTTOM OF THE IPLAYER

I know, lad.

Wait one second lad, Nuttal is on a debate. These are happening at the sametime?

This would mean a collective consciousness for the human race though. That's where you go into deep meta-physics with little evidence.

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Yeah, it'll feel bad initially. Then the EU will go full steam ahead with their plans and piss off at least half the country (and the rest of Europe). It won't end in rainbows and harmonious multiculturalism. We're already near boiling point.

Damnit, really?

No, not gonna listen to that. Lemme guess, "muh hooman rivitas/muh rayciss"

I'm gonna stick with Nuttall tbh.

Why didn't mother nature just equalise the ratios instead?

LADS LETS GET THIS SORTED OUT RIGHT NOW, IS NUTTALL AND NIGE ON AT THE SAMETIME IN DIFFERENT REGIONS?

Yeah, there's 12 of them

Requesting that pic measuring Manlet Woes height with a gatepost

Human rights and Xenophobia

Close though, lad.

I believe so lad

Nuttall is in a debate, and Farage is in an interview.

There's a South West one with Rees-Mogg.

I'll stick with Nuttall tbh, not trying to be anti-nige, but we've seen quite a lot of him and we've seen nothing of Nuttall.

No, Farage is in a debate too

Apparently it got firey

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How is this going to work lads, we'll all be posting our own commentary on debates.

Pretty much.

WHERE IS FARAGE DEBATING???

WHICH CHANNEL???

My mate's on today's QT. He's based.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Change it to "South West"

But will he name the turkroaches?

whoops, meant south east

What she meant to say was whites wrongfully gave primates human rights and we had such a thing for Humans called a bill of rights. Not that you'd expect niggers who couldn't read or write for thousands of years to know of such a thing.

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/06/isis-announced-florida-attack-three-days-ago/
Looks like Pearl Harbour #2 lads

Wait, he's on the "Better In or Out" thing.

But which one lad, theres one for every region

Quick fresh Nuttall. It's not perfect and probably picked the wrong head for it but fuck it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT TO LIVE IN KENT

South West, lad.

South West or North West for Nuttall?

North, south is for Farage.

North West is Nuttall
South West is Rees-Mogg

Helmer is on East Midlands debate.

Honestly not being edgy but in the natural order of things they should probably be extinct by now. We fucked ourselves up.

Jesus fucking christ lad. THEY'RE TRYING TO OVERLOAD US

ARMIES IN ALL REGIONS

MARCH MEN

TO VICTORY

This clip is pretty exciting lads.

Like an EU referendum trailer.

I'm sticking with Nigel.

Lads.

We should split up and report back on which one was the most banterous.

Aaar. This is too much. Just going to stick with Nuttall I think.

Should put them all together tomorrow and go through them in another thread for each region.

remember to get as many good screencaps as possible lads

Put subject for each one

No, Fuck it. I'm on the Farage one and can't be arsed changinfg now.

Would you lads?

Scotland has some shitty program about Scotland being European or some shit.

Divide and conquer bullshit tbh. Doesn't the EU consider us 9 regions rather than a country? Fucking BBC I swear.

Who?

FIRST LEFTY QUESTION BTFO BY NIGE

Can't you move there?

Helmer already made the point we're the biggest customer and EU countries won't shoot themselves in the foot to not have a free trade deal.

Indian bitch on there is unsurprisingly a remain campaigner.

Sticking with Helmer tbh.

Yeah its shit lad, but we are only 5 million or so people and they assume we'll vote remain anyway.

Fug, I can't decide between Nuttall and Farage

CONTROL THE NUMBERS

PASSPORT OUT ALREADY

holy kek

PASSPORT OUT

IT'S OUT ALREADY

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at first I was like

but then I

Why the fuck is the woman chairing the debate asking questions that imply Farage is racist?

I am getting cancer from the South-West debate, somebody asked the question about who'll pick their daffodils in Cornwall. I feel like such a farmer.

I'll never live there.

Moving to the North for college.
Probably end up buying a house there in some paki filled post industrial shithole eventually since houses in the South are so ludicrously expensive.

What are we watching lassies?

Helmer getting claps for calling out bint for not trusting British people in their choices. Talking about red tape too.

Are you the user going to Blackpool?

Vienna convention stops Remain's deportation scaremongering, apparently

He just claimed we brought net migration down

"To what??"

REMAINIANS FLOUNDERING ON THE FIRST QUESTION

BBC1, set your region to South East

Yeah.

where's the option to change it????

Yup, that was totally impartial. I notice we're already in shouty indignant audience mode too.

BASED audience member bringing up 1000 jobs created but 1000 foreigners brough tin to do them.

And ANOTHER one asking why we're 7 trillion in debt if immigration is so great.

Not gonna lie, I'm loving this. Why can't I work with people like this?

looks good to me

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"Change location."

Underneath the channel select.

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HOW DO I WATCH NIGEL

DON'T LIVE IN UK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bottom left, under BBC ONE logo

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Can you elaborate on this? This could serve as a great counter-argument to Remainian shills that I know

I know, fucking wankstain still thinks that flies.
At this point Remain are just fucking lying.

I am so glad John has woken up at last.

VPN bro

Tempted to switch channel. This is overload.

Blackpool's not going got too many pakis, neither has north lancs, but if you end up working in Manchester and commuting from surrounding areas it could be bad.

THE EU WILL GROW AND GROW

Is Nuttall looking like a potential leader?

I'm watching the Farage debate and he's dominating it.

Absolutely

Online stream?

I'm a stereotypical badger holding a hamburger.

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"YOU'RE NOT SEEING WHAT'S GOING ON"

Indian bringing up UCL study.

Shocked!
It's bullshit btw
migrationwatchuk.org/briefing-paper/1.37

Based audience member bringing up working class credits that migrants are on because of low skilled work.

White audience is based here. How's it going in your regons lads?

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This debate is fucking weird, they've got loads of poo in the loo plants.

fucking peter kyle, typical lib dem.
head up his arse and in the clouds at the same time and so fucking rude too.

BASED TURKROACH

Which VPN location should I use?

Helmer getting claps all the time and just brought up James Dyson and got more claps.

Are you habby to bring all these beebul in and give them houses when they don't even contribute

WE'VE BEEN IN THIS UNION FOR 40 EYARS AND WE'VE CHANGED NOTHING

North West audience seems to like Paul Nuttal. He's doing well too.

There seems to be just one person clapping for remain.

WE HAVEN'T RENEGOTIATED A BEAN

Found out through grandma who lived there as a kid the government uses the Fylde to house fresh immigrants/asylum seekers.

Apparently when she was there the prom was covered in black faces.

news.sky.com/watch-live

news.sky.com/watch-live

news.sky.com/watch-live

OWEN THE CUCK JUST STORMED OFF SKY NEWS PAPERS REVIEW

REWIND BY ABOUT 7 MINUTES

UK.

As far as i know, it essentially means you cant deport people due to change of government.

"Muh human rights."

UK

What VPN is that?

I don't want to get my hopes up lads but damn that's a fucking large margin.

I'm not an expert on people coming in by boats

Fucking hell lads

lol Pole in audience "we come here to work, not benefits". Fuck off. It's all memememe, don't give a fuck about this country.

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Top fucking kek

GET IN HERE

official-britpol.co.uk/
official-britpol.co.uk/
official-britpol.co.uk/
official-britpol.co.uk/

Clap, clap, clap.

YOU RAISED A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH THE EU AS A SMALL BUSINESS, BUT IM AFRAID YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG.

haha actually can't stop listening to this banger lads

youtu.be/sHpGUJosKjE?t=42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They need tearing down and replacing then, since they're obviously fucking useless.

TOO MUCH GOING ON AT ONCE

checked

Housing is so cheap there and many B&Bs so it's understandable but it just be a new thing because up till recently it's been white as can be.

HOLY SHIT

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT OF THE HAPPENING

hide . me

They fulfill all of the good requirements. No logs. No money trail between the VPN account and the payment. They reside out of some yellow country.

JUST

KEK he's like a fucking angry teenager

Woman moderating the debate just claimed we have border control

YOU ONLY WANT TO STAY IN BECAUSE YOU DON;T WANT THE TORIES

>screw you guys, I'm going home!

Someone with webm skills capture it pls

Include the full context if you can

Even Morality Man is betting on a Leave victory lad, things are looking very good indeed.

Audience member sticking up for his mate who got undercut on wages and lost his job to Polish workers. Made Remain campaigner begrudgingly admit that companies need to be stopped from taking the cheap labour route.

Eternal Northerners Strike Again

Hey Britbongistanians. I don't want to trigger you but is it okay if a badger holding a hamburger watches these?

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PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS

DALEK INVASION

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I DONT CARE WHAT YOU CALL THEM

TOO FUCKING BASED

Holy shit, I'm going back to watch the whole thing. The left is falling apart.

THIS DEBATE IS MAD LAD, IM GLAD WE CHOSE IT

Are you talking about refugees or migrants?

I don't care what you call them this week!

Top burn

Makes me miserable thinking about how I'll never be able to live in a nice white area.

Aunt's got a place in Suffolk I used to visit on holiday every Summer.
It's like another world being there. The shops are clean, people smile at you, the streets are 100% white. You see maybe one black face every week and that's only if you care to go into town.

White middle class liberals have no idea how good they have it…

Pretty shambolic shouting match from the audience constantly over the speakers. It's all over the place, not even sure what real points have been made.

Nige stream.

She's pretty fit tbh fams

PUT ALL THE MONEY AND FIGURES TO ONE SIDE, YOU CANT PUT A PRICE ON DEMOCRACY!

Notice how they haven't let Nige speak in at least 15 minutes

Looks like she'd give a fine blowie tbh

Goy you won't take our shekels?

Hang Civil Servants tbh

The audience are channelling him, it seems.

THUG LIFE

THERE IS NO PRICE FOR DEMOCRACY

Helmer can't be stumped, has the facts and the anecodotes, can drop the names. Such a great man.

These remainers aren't going to beat Helmer on environmental or energy issues. Just go home.

How much rabble did they edit out of this debate before sending it out?

The footage is cut to the nearest syllable.

You will.

How many debates are happening right now?

At the rate are nige has been wreking debates and interviews, they've probably all been briefed to let him talk as little as possible.

It's their own fault really, they've honed him into a deadly debating weapon through all the shit flinging and underhanded tactics that started way back in the run up to the GE.

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FREE MOVEMENT IS THE LEAST GREEN THING EVER INVENTED

Based scruffy audience member.

NIGE IS BACK BABY

WHY ARE YOU BRITBONGISTANIANITES BROADCASTING (((NEWS))) ON BURGERLAND?

I am become Nige
Debater of worlds

SHE WANTS THE NUTT

Which side has Niger Garage?

Someone with too much time shpuld edit all the gold together

NO! NO! NO!
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

The cuck that speaks afterwards thinks he can elect a left wing Jeremy Corbyn government.

HAH.

THIS BIG

Because Ahmed just shot up the queer quarter of a US city

RAY

switch to South-East

Based bloke got his point across that an illegal is an illegal and fuck the rest.

I know that but stay out of our false flags.

FUCKING WRECKED

NIGE HAS RISEN HIGHER THAN THE GODS

Sounded a bit like Thatcher

Thanks.

Bad idea for the BBC to have two titans on the leave side.

CAN'T STALL THE PAUL

Who's the cute slag?

HOLY FUCK IS THAT BENNIE ZEPHANIAH IN THE FARAGE CROWD?

Who's that guy though?

Helmer's holding it down well too.

Nige is high-energy tonight!

Who is the other titan?

SUNSHINE SPOTTED

What channel is Nige on??

Farage debate is electric.

The guy I embedded in the pic.

Hasn't fumbled once.

What is this shit meme you yanks keep using?

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WHAT CHANNEL LADS

As you wish lad
had to drop the quality though.

This Farage debate is fucking wild, lads

==THIS BIG==>>6313315
ALL OF THEM

lol indian bint for remain used "mu htravel" as an argument and got scoffed at by the audience. Helmer put the "issue" right and got clapped. Fucking great evening.

BBC 1 Southeast

What is Nigel doing in the audience as well? Spooky.

see

Not really. She could probably shit out a few weans though.

That's his super racist brother Michael Farage.

Can you go from the point where he says "I know I'll get twitter abuse for this"?

I can't see Nigel anywhere just some plebs

What's the context?

It's only me who uses it.

BBC CONFIRMED XENOPHOBIC

GIVE ME MY FARAGE

kek what a woman

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yanks >>>/out/

Shame I can't actually see what Jones is saying on Twatter as the cuck blocked me.

Holy shit. All of the highlights after the debate, are either taken out of context or purely pro remain.

FUCKING BBC REEEEEEEEEE

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he first got pissed off when they cut him off advertising some LGBT vigil

Gonna catch up on Nutall and Farage tomorrow. Night lads.

NIGE RACKS UP ANOTHER HEROIC VICTORY

Fucking hell that was fierce. I want to watch the Nuttall and Helmer ones now. They better all get uploaded.

The more the left cannibalises itself the harder I become.

Some Muzzie shot up Owens favourite hotspot.

Do you Britbongistanians always yell and scream over each other when a point is being made?

Not a single person the panel of either leave / stay were allowed to make a point without being interrupted by a dozen people.

Open Twitter in private window lad.

WHERE'S THIS OWEN JONES CLIP?

ELECTRIC NIGE

LADS IT WAS TRYING TO DIVIDE OUR MEME MAGIC, THATS WHY THEY HAD SO MANY DEBATES. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE UKIP LADS

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How can one man be so pathetic?

kek that woman sounds like his mum.

Is that guy a faggot?

Wew

No civility in politics.

Folk like to shout and make heckle during debates.

Nothing at all.

Where the FUCK were you lads watching Nigel?

I live in Sussex but for some reason the debate on bbc1 was in Bradford? What the hell is going on?

You've got to wind it back further to see it though, he was a fucking wreck. What a hysterical little bitch.

Switch your region and then click the previous programme.

Did I miss like 3 debates or something fuuuuck meeeee

Yes, very much so.

Why did the cuck storm off stage?

I dont understand from the video posted

You had to tune it to South-East, the option was under the video

tbh I was kind of hoping for a twitter meltdown to follow, oh well.

Should we set up a dating profile for Owen Jones, get talking to a gay muslim and then leak the exchanges to ISIS?

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Lads where can I watch a recording of Farage and Nuttall?

Shame, I wanted to see him have a meltdown.

North West audience seems to like Paul Nuttal. He's doing well too.

There seems to be just one person clapping for remain.

What did he get mad about? His faggotry shit was on the screen and he stormed off saying shit about LGBT.

news.sky.com/watch-live

Rewind about 50 minutes.

beat me to it tbh

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The sole clapping was cringeworthy

Realised I was talking daft as soon as I posted. Cheers though m8.

Night lad. also Muh OC, glad someone saved it

Tonight has been another decent night for us. We're breaking the conditioning.

go to bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

and switch it too the regions they were in, i don't know what nige's was but helmer was east midlands and nuttall was north west;

twitter.com/simoncobbs1/status/742112327735115777

If you're too lazy to rewind.

top kek
what's the context though

I accidentally posted that twice. But yeah. Did the thing at the end seem really biased the way they edited it?

stroppy
ˈstrɒpi
adjective - BRITISH - informal
bad-tempered and argumentative.

This faggot actually mentions the holocaust and brings in a "neo nazi" bombing.

Holy shit I loath Owen Jones.

His damage control on Sky was fucking insane.
Couldn't stop talking about the fact that he lives in London under the auspices of King Paki.

And what do you mean by it? I'm sure I've seen it posted in various threads. Are you calling Nige a nigger? You looking to get into a fight lad?

Every single person my brother talks to in his line of work is voting leave. He goes to different businesses and speaks to the management and workers. Not a single person wants to stay in.

JESUS CHRIST

He desperately wants to be riddled with toxic bullets from Khan Sadiq's poz pistol.

Based David Copeland tbh.

deffo off to bed now though. High energy evening.

can someone post a longer version of this for contexts sake. also top kek

DURR Farage sounds like Garage I'm such a clever boy look at epics word plays

FRESHLY MEMED

Context? I don't understand why he walked off

I'm in a stroppy right ol good mood lad m8!

feefees hurt.

Are there irl pretty girls like Karen in the UK?

What was he angry about?

Filtered you foreign scum making fun of the King's English

SOMEONE GET THE FULL CONTEXT BEFORE THE YOUTUBE REWIND EXPIRES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nigger has 2 g's. Nigel - l -> r; Farage - F -> G.

Still confused?

Cheese and cucumber is food of the gods

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I gathered. Can someone explain it properly?

kek

Keep wishing m80

He basically got mad because people "appropriated" gay rights issues when they don't normally care – just because the guy was a muzzie.

He's trying his hardest to defend Islam and his degeneracy and his fragile mind couldn't handle the dissonance.

Sky news were calling it an islamic terrorist attack and he started freaking out because he claims it was a "homophobic attack" and had nothing to do with islam.

Then he got seriously angry because they weren't gay.
Then he started getting REALLY angry because they called the terrorist a lunatic.

It hurts.

What a spastick

It'd explain the yank d&c shilling.

Sorry lad it's too long to get full context and my webm game isnt that strong.

Got a great snap of the BBC-SE debate though at the end, fucking hell Damien couldn't shut that down fast enough.

That's probably because people are fed up of having pink buttplugs and grown men in leather harnesses and gags shoved in their faces

Yes. My other brother's gf is blonde and quite pretty, but not Karen tier obviously. The other day I was talking to her about how all the pikeys should be shot.

=] care to chat on the tely?

Wanna go to the gay bar?

What is it about gay people that makes them such attention seekers?
Could it be attention seekers consciously or unconsciously choose to be gay because it gets them more attention

Do you think you're above regional dialects?

Is Owen blind? Why is he so desperate for Muslims?

his brain broke down because he wants to defend his muslim pets

I can't afford the shots at gay bars.

twitter.com/D6PM2/status/742114882171068417

The lefties are chimping out at this guy!

To pozz his neg hole

That's awesome. I too would like to exterminate the pikeys.

Yes

They sound like they need a good bludgeoning, lad.

Consult

youtube.com/watch?v=TEgd9q8ugs4

FULL CONTEXT OF OWEN "I HEART ABDUL'S POZ" JONES' BABY TANTRUM

This would have been funny if he wasn't being sincere

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he wants his neg hole pozzed by a paki

Cheers!

I watched the whole thing on Sky.

CALM DOWN ANDREW

Can't handle the banter

Gross.

The entire thing was hilarious to watch, Owen just realised Muslims are more protected on the diversity ladder than gays and now he's going mental.

I want to put on black face, drag this man into an alleyway and vivaciously bash this cunt's head as he screeches for the police until his voice is hoarse.
Then as the blood pools in his mouth and he can hardly breath for choking on his own bodily fluids I'll whisper in his ear "call the police", drop a mobile phone by him and slowly walk away.

smh. His entire body language just says "I am offended" right off the bat, and when he realised it wasn't enough to shut them up he just walked off stage smh tbh

what a cunt

He then uses Stephen Gellard's follower count to shut him down. It's Twitter's version of pointing out a spelling mistake.

Don't fall for the gambling meme. Last night I had the smart idea of putting a fiver on England winning the tournament. I went to Bet365, proceeded to sign up. They said I needed to leave a deposit, via paypal if I want, minimum £10.

Then I found out I couldn't withdraw anything, even my original £10, until I provided a scan of my passport/driving license to them. Wankers. I had to wait 1hr on Live Chat for some Pajeet and had to argue with him to get my money back.

Betting, not even once.

i want to shag that woman next to owen

she does the news dont she?

RACIST

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GAY

MEME MAGIC STRUCK AGAIN LADS

Kek

*viciously
Man I'm so angry at these cunts.

Sheltered pricks need a beating.

LGBTPOC?

Doublethink OUT

This is why I will never use twitter. I will never get any followers, and even if I do they will just be bullies. smh

Don't you britcuckistanians call it a right ol flogging?

this is from Owen Jones twitter feed

Interesting, the pro-EU Guardian isn't reporting this. Their bias has been quite evident over the last few weeks.

2h

Battering, flogging, mullering same shit.

Take a bat and beat them.
See if the police bother turning up then.

I was tweeting various random shit plus Trump/Brexit and got about 40 followers in a month including many real ones (anime alt-right, and some of our local Brexitters).

A Muslim walks into a bar

50 dead 54 wounded

British newspapers are supposed to have bias.

None of them pretend to be unbiased.

Which region was this?

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South-East with Farage.

thanks

Fucking lol

feelin' good

Why would ISIS want him?

LOL he retweeted this?

To show him the roof.

they were trying to grab his prize

It is pretty common for Gambling operators to ask for proof of identity before they authorize your first withdrawal, it isn’t a legal requirement and they don’t always insist but it isn’t uncommon.

I don’t understand why Bet365 would have said you couldn’t withdraw your original deposit, unless you accepted a bonus with a wagering requirement that attached itself to your actual deposit.

Maybe just stick to brick and mortar bookmakers if you don’t want any hassle, lad.

It is over 70 now. This Muslim just beat Breivik's top score

Why can't faggots handle the banter?

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Holla Forums Would you support a Trump administration if it traded faggots to ISIS for reasons? Even if they were white faggots?

They're debating whether it was a hate crime or radical terrorist attack.

Why has nobody pointed out that homophobia is a incoherent part of Islam?

of course not
we need to be the ones that execute them

She's clearly been hacked m8. This is a classic scam. Happened to me a few years back - my account was hacked and they started messaging my friends saying I was stuck in London with no money. A couple were actually dumb enough to fall for it and send money.

who is reporting 70 dead everywhere im looking still says 50

Can't wait to retire at the ripe age of 106 (if conservatives have their way with it) in a little country side cottage, flying the jack high and long-bowing any Scots/Welsh who come near

I like your ideas.

4chan wouldn't lie to me, would they?

That's contradictory, the former post says he's never heard from again but here he is.

4chan lied to me lad. smh

Breivik did it in more style though

burn them like bundles of sticks to remind them why we call them faggots

You're nearly Elliot Rodgers level beta for allowing yourself to go that far. Even "lending" it to her if it is actually her is a cuck decision.

Say no and go on.

kek

EVERY TOWN AND CITY IS SUFFERING

I wish he had managed to do what he had planned. Was going to execute the person responsible for multiculturalism in Norway ISIS style on camera. She wasn't there though.

OWEN JONES ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAN 50 BUM DRILLING WETBACKS HAVING GOT THEIR BUTTS BLASTED INTO THE NEXT WORLD

I know, mate. I know. Stay strong, we're gonna make it.

Well I can do you two better one of my friends both him and his mum vote greens and he doesn't know the difference (or refuses to) between the EU and NATO so hes voting remain, and I have another one who voted remain by mail "because it pissed you off" is what he actually said…and can I fuck pursuade them…

You know that other picture of Owen Jones holding a "#m21 stand up to racism" sign that has been knocking about?

Leave that part in, but change the main text to "Omar Mateen was not a Muslim?"

Trust me, if it looks believable the impact will be far greater than the colonialism one.

a-at least he probably traumatised her by letting her know this

You know that other picture of Owen Jones holding a "#m21 stand up to racism" sign that has been knocking about?

Leave that part in, but change the main text to "Omar Mateen was not a Muslim"

Trust me, if it looks believable the impact will be far greater than the colonialism one.>>6313833

Lying isn't good form though. We ought to be on the side of truth.

i find it quite funny that one of the group leaders fucked off in the ferry the moment he heard gunfire leaving the others stranded with no escape