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Just wait till Holla Forums wakes. The BO just adores meeeeee
I have my bonafides, BO knows of me back when I was on /1/

this lad is 5 inches hard.
what a little guy.

Hi sagey MC sage pants. Miss me hunny pie?

so, what happened to your car? is it fixed?

lose some weight niggy.

this is the guy from yesterdays 'I have a micropenis' thread

Does a tattooed woman mean she's most likely a dommie?

Fixed, need the cash now, lol.. a check needed long overdue still not here, we getting by with my dad's ssi
You missed meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Xoxo

dyysnomia turns into literally a redditor

Don't even say anything near reddit, I don't use that Fucking trash

Hi dys

I meant to say Dyysnomia, but when you type dyysnomia with one y it turns into literally a redditor

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You know me, BB, always drunk
Hugs(I'm not kissing your arse, just wanna slap an "old friend"

Talk to me, b

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Called brown pill.
Ask me questions like a faggot not a pic. Goto halfchan for that faggotry

would you fuck me?

lmao have you seen it? I very much doubt that.

Dys, wanna do ERP?
*wearing cat ears, pawcuffed to your toilet…
*meows

Yes. Two weeks ago, I sucked off a crossdresser

How old are you?

A new fan? Hi BB, I'm 40 and all yours

Be a darling, and send me a picture of your left index finger holding a ballpoint pen if you please?

Best I can do
Xoxo

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Fuck, I'd love to just stuff you into a woodchipper at my log cabin.

wew, great job attention whore. you wanna have some fun? let's spice this thread up.

Lol. Yes I watched Fargo too… .think harder, you unoriginal copycat fuckface

Let's do this

Okay attention whore, you whoring son of a bitch.

spread asscheeks for camera

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I'm a pretty pretty Princess

wew

Lol
Silly newfag, if only you knew. I have been around a long time. Ask around, I'm not gonna try to justify myself.

Remember /1/?
I WAS /1/
Take a timewarp, newfag

Nobody will ever remember who you are no matter how long you've been around because every single thing about you is completely forgettable besides your comical microdick.

Dys, back me up..
Xoxo

How about you produce an old meme made about you as proof?

Then why reply? Why not sage me. I am awesome. Why not look at the clouds, or re-think your life. You wanna waste your life trolling me.. I'm all good either way, I will rest easy. Will you, it will you loose another night of sleep trolling?

Xoxo

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I wish. This sucks phone can't reproduce my attention whore meme, but, I can describe it to a tee.
It's a scene from family guy
Shows Peter tomahawk a dude in the head, says:ATTENTION WHORE HAS JUST TOMAHAWKED YOU'RE THREAD

Not one you made about yourself you stupid fuck.

Skye go back to the pony thread

Newfag…I love you. Keep posting, you may even win a free dick suck. :P

Brony!, hi!!!!!!

Never forget the six millimeter.

Dys, I miss us sweetcakes

Mine is a full inch, lol

I have a galaxy exhibit sgh-t599n rooted. I have six axis and osx so I can play ps1 games on it with a ps3 controller via Bluetooth. Do you do anything good with your android?

Osx = psx

My Android is years old, not even a gyro for the AR needed for the pikemon GO app

I'm the pretty one, not the smart one
;

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What is that?

This is what happens when Meatloaf never becomes famous.

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Fine enough

Meatloaf was (uncool)cool in the 90's
Lulz

Wake up Holla Forums, attention whore is back

Tattoo and dommie.
Does a tattooed person come off as a dommie? as in perception from a distance.

Wake the hell up Holla Forums
Your hero is back

Did we ever actually have a hero?

Yeah, it's this guy.

If youre gonna be a dedicated attention whore you better go all the way and post daily forever

If not, why ask this on MY attention whore thread?
You subconscious needs a faggot like me to adore.

Archives. Ask the Oldfags(don't)I've been around a long time.
Snoop forum/1/ two years ago

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Rimjob?
Open that pucker BV

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Attention whore why do you do this? And how is your life in general?

Nitro?
Pony magic, brah

Look masterchan forum Holla Forums
I was born a cumdumpster and total attention whore

I'm homeless,lol
It's all good, last week, I sucked off a crossdresser at a park. Yummy

You're not homeless though are you, you're like 40 and live with your parents.

whose bathroom are you in then? How did you become homeless? What where your parents like?

I want to know everything.

You not a true fan. Sad.
Many things have happened. Car broke, in a motel till check arrives

Love ya, newfag

You know normally calling people newfag is a good way to get them salty, but when you've got a micropenis, no life, live with your parents and are such a boring autist you can't even be a normal shitposter on an imageboard then you're not going to get much of a response. Probably the closest thing to anger any other user would get is 'kill yourself', but they're almost definitely offering you some of the only good life advice you can be given when directing it at you.

Seems like homelessness to me came when I was in highschool. Suddenly tweezers(Meth heads) we're running the house, then a spiral of worse houses and bad credit. Had a place few years ago(dig archives on forum /1/. Same handle, same fat face. Dig hard in the archives of /1/, you will see my chubby face, as well as a my little pony poster behind me. That's your clue.

I love you too.
Hmm,BB, sounds like you need a angry hand job. You can't rid me, nice speech
*polite golf claps

How do you feel about yourself? Are you depressed AH?

I'M 20% moar awesome

Gonna pass out. Keep posting,keep ME on page 1
I will wake and answer ALL questions
Love you Holla Forums

What are you on AH? Booze? Dope? Which kind? How much?

Of course you think two and a half lines is a speech, you live in a motel and have a mullet.

I bet he smells horrible, too

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Beer. 211 steel reserve, a 12 pack of 16 of cans, my tolerance is down

I smell of stale salty semen and old socks, with a hint of spicy top ramen

Yes. That's the pic I used for my "TOMAHAWKED" a h meme.
Keep posting, b, keep ME on page one

user loves you.

I love you too
*sassy emote
So, how is your day, Holla Forums

When did emote become emoticon become emoji. Anyone who says emoji, I wanna face stab, it's a Fucking emote

Dys, I miss you .

Dys, I need my attention, come and fill my void
Xoxo

Dys, will you be my "online boyfriend"?
I have a crush on ya(not trolling)
*giggle

TEST IS THE BEST
TEST IS THE BEST
TEST IS THE BEST
THIS IS A TEST

rip in piece you wonderful man

I am sooo awesome.
How goes your day, Holla Forums
Mods: call the BO, I miss his sages.

Let's talk my little pony, wanna hear my mlp titles of stories I wrote(my digi was lost on my laptop to a virus and handwritten burned up in the fire, but it's all still in my head)

What in the fuck am I looking at?

What deformed part of the human anatomy could that possibly be?

I am honestly more confused and frightened than I am disgusted, and that, right now, is a huge feat.

My asshole.
Dude, someone wanted a pic of my asshole. Try doing this with a phone, one handed from under, drunk…. .not bad I think

I love king of the hill(I tell you what) but, cause of my ex, I hate texas)

Bump

With that hair he actually looks like buffalo bill…

How long till chris starts tearing the skin off women to make himself a lady-suit?

True. I badly need a shave

I need feminism cause I'm a grown male that likes pretty pink ponies.

literally a redditor loves traps.

Still here, Holla Forumstards
Give me the attention you know I want and need

Dude. I can take being trolled like a thick skinned, salty oldfag, but reddit. Don't go there. I hate that Fucking place. Fucking summer fags and left pol cucks

Are you autistic? What is wrong with your brain?

I am full of:
Kek
Shit
Lulz
Cum
Awesome
Pony magic

Should a preachers cock be sticking out of a gloryhole in a confession booth?

But are you autistic?

No, hunny. Just a raging alcoholic with a fucked up ego. Ask me anything
I'm BI, brony, cat furry, sissy, and moar.

I wish, when I was a toddler, I was forced to wear girl clothes.

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And my fans archive me too. That's why ppl post my old shit from /1/
You know it's me, same fat face, with a pony poster behind me(back before the fire and eviction)
Keep ME on page 1 ppl.

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…unicorn fart

I wanna talk about mlp movies.
What's your Fav and why

Memememememe
Talk bout meeeeeeee

Dyys, I have a crush on you

I thought you lived in a van. Who let you use their bathroom?

Hi, BB
Got a bit of money from family
Miss me?

Fucking quads. Nice

Barth2032 should have gotten it.

You actually annoy me tremendously but you're far from the worst thing here. Glad you're not living in your car anymore though. Good for you, honestly.

GTFO sage.

I'm the better attention whore

Ty fuckface.

*unicorn fart

Unicorn fart.

Wake up b
Shower me with…..(attention)

this entire thread is autism

Your entitled to your opinion, that's all good, either way, I'm just toooooo kewl.

Wake up, b
*slap
Ask me ANYTHING

Dys, I love ya

Dyysiepoioooo….
*kisses the BO

Shouldn't you be putting sharpies up your ass or something?

He has none.

Attention whore, what is your fav chan?

You'd love that. :P

I have all the Kek I need, BB

/1/
/1/ was my home for many years. I dearly loved /1/. I was posting on 1 back at the apartment that later caught fire then I was evicted from. You Oldfags have that shit archived

I gave life to /1/
I had the longest running thread on /1/ hundreds or replies and over a thousand images. I don't lie. Oldfags know all this

*unicorn fart

Hey OP write on your Belly Hello Holla Forumsread Holla Forums, time Stamp it and take a picture of yourself naked showing it and then post it.

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Hi hunny. Missed ya
Xoxo
Make the blond anime girl blow me a kiss

*unicorn fart

I lost those when a HDD went kill and I didn't have them backed up.

Sup?
Missed ya.
I think BO Dyys has a crush on me
(Twi, I'd fuck your brains out)

Let's ERP.
Twi, use sensual magic gently over your pussy.

Trying to get my faggot friend to buy me some vodka.
Oh yes, I'm sure he does. He's probably fapping to your nudes as we speak.

You are the Absolute madman!

I have a last Request.

Write on some paper Skittyhole is best hole with time stamp and take pictures of you holding it naked

It would take too long for my to find something like that in my twi clop folder.

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no, don't. this is a trap! It's an ancient curse

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Fluttershy. Come here, I want to stimulate your can't….

Te la meti puto JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

You mad man!

No.. I'm ok.. I'll just sit over here..

Discord, stimulation of fluttershy clit needed, STAT

A H you are the Absolute Madness!

Flutter, present your clit to discord….NOW

That is oddly specific.

I have seen you somewhere else but I can't remember. Weren't you on another chan telling people you accidentally burned down your home?

You're a dangerous hulking man beast, destroyer of homes.

I Rammed my cock into his mare pussy.

AYY I'M SO FUCKING AMUSED!

I'm full of fuck and kek

Shut up, fluttershy and accept my semen(yes. Board /1/ years ago)

Fluttershy needs moar semen……

She does.

Bind her. Magically open Her cunt. Find customers. Make it public

Wut, that was last year.

Newfag

Discord. .exploit fluttershy pussy

Discord. . Use a funnel to get all semen in her

Yeah sure m8. You said you've been on /1/ for "many years" earlier and now you're still saying years but Holla Forums has only been around for 3 fucking years and I highly doubt you were here in the beginning.

I can see discord using a magically arcane made dildo doing fluttershy nicely

test

Nah man I ain't a Faggot.

I'm not gonna debate with you. If Oldfags dump my old posts, then yaaay. If not, I'm a liar. I don't care about you or need your attention. Go away or troll some other punk, I'm too kewl for you .

~attention whore

DISCORD. FILL FLUTTERSHY WITH SEMEN

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No surprise that thing consumes marijuana.

Nah man hang yourself before it's too late.
I already used you.
You are fucking worthless as you always were.

If you don't want someone to call you out on bullshit don't make it up.

Fluttershy still needs cum

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Pony clop

How did you become such a failure?

About the time I chose to reply to you. Ty asshole.

I love ya

Any wanna hear my mlp stories in greentext?

And cum for fluttershy

You meant rad right?

Go there there are degenerates over there.

Twilight uses magic to make my cock larger. She creates a black hole that's carefully placed inch away from her pussy, I just have shove my cock in and do her as she sleeps.

Fucking the magic hole to fluttershy. .

No, I think this question needs to be answered. What happened to you?

Do you wash your hair in the sink all of the time?

What are you smoking in that pipe?

Where did it all go so wrong?

Where is your family?

If I talked gently to fluttershy, would she let continue?

answer this.

Motel shampoo packets.
Good weed.

Went wrong when I was born.
Live with my fam. Van in repairs(needs a new computer thing)
Now.
Fluttershy. Give her cum

If careful, fluttershy will let cock in her……

Listen, attention whore, we all know you have a better story than that. Give us the truth. The full thing. Nothing cut. Nothing redacted.

I'm sure it will be well worth a screen cap. Even if it isn't, if it's the truth, I promise you I will cap it and post it on Holla Forums from time to time for the rest of my days.

So, come on. Give us the story, uncut. Start from the beginning and don't hold anything back. I don't care if it takes weeks to get through the whole thing. I want to know.

I lurked a year before my first post, that was 4Chan, about migraine headaches on Holla Forums
Next I posted on ponychan briefly under the name double chin and my first selfies.
Ponychan was very mean to me.
I began to dabble posting on halfchan Holla Forums
Eventually, I came across 8ch /1/ where I really sank into attention whore.
From here, just find a fan of mine, that's all
Archived, either way, on /1/ my life's there. My attention whore threads back then had a pony poster behind me. As I posted on /1/ I made my name on 8ch b and /1/
From then, I was beginning to collect my first mlp collectable's I began to post then, later, my first mlp comics.
All posted, including posters and shirts.
This period was my pony awakening. I was posting mlp heavy
Also, I was into BDSM from a stint in a star wars game.
Then, it happens. Apartment fire upstairs due to moms dropped cig.
We are evicted
We soon migrate to a cheap motel.
From there, my mom goes through a lil Meth binge. During this,she makes me sissy I am now. One day she dropped store bought panties and a bra, telling me"I'd make a pretty girl."
Mom sissified me
A van breakdown, alternator caused us to use parks and our van to sleep to save cash. Now the van's main computer needed fixing. That's 900$
What isn't out:in mmo games is how I got into BDSM as well as coming out of the closet as a bi…

Fluttershy needs CUM

Cool story bro. Now time to hit the bump limit.

wew

Nice trips

I won't baby cakes.

Wew
Love ya b

I need a pic of fluttershy with semen oozing crop her innocent clit

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Wow, more dubs. This thread is blessed

I think the pones have abandoned thread.

I did my part
MLP CLOP. FLUTTERSHY. PUSSY

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I need fluttershy sex

I am someone else, not the one who asked for the story or promised anything.

Don't care

:X

Anyone lurking that can give A h his request?

That makes two of us. Here's a pone girl, best I can do.

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*begs for fluttershy pussy oozing with semen

Checked

No

Post fluttershy CLOP

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I ain't got any. Use Google.

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Twilight sparkle is OK for CLOP roo

Narcissa bless you.

Nippon. Not human porn, I need pony

(checked)
I have no pone porn. Sorry.

Fresh out. >>>/mlp/ They might have some. Grab it and post it back here.

Vote Clinton

I could but nah

Remember!
3D >>> monster girls

Do it up!

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You jump through MY loops. Post CLOP

CLOP

I already said I have none. But others might. You must give in order to receive.

Post yours first.

Don't lie to the poor guy. No one will post any no matter what.

Lying Satan. Have faith OP.

Don't matter now. Thread is ded.

What if I bump it?

But you didn't.

But I could.

Impossible.

Perhaps…

Still here
Clopp please

Too Old

CLOP, fluttershy

You need to make a new thread. 250 is the bump limit.

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Nice! Someone delivered for poor OP
Now he will say "Not good enough"

ゲイですか

That's it? 40 years and that's all?

What did you do before your "MLP awakening?"

When exactly did your mother "sissify" you?

He didn't do fucking shit. He's a brony pedo career shitposter who still lives with his meth whore mother in a van at 40. He played MMOs and now he makes threads here beggin for attention, dick and porn. That's it. Nothing else.

He's technically out of the containment thread and he's trying to lure the others out, but even they have no patience for him.

You forgot cat furry, BB
Hi b
Your hero awake

One day she dropped some store bought panties and some pantyhose and said ud make a pretty girl

You forgot cat furry, BB
Hi b
Your hero awake>>6313742