Risk Thread

Rolled 528, 346, 103, 190, 533, 424, 428, 537, 542, 845 = 4476 (10d1024)

Rolled 993, 463, 768, 418, 12, 366, 72, 750, 439, 222 = 4503 (10d1024)Ok I'm rome

Oh shit I didn't mean to roll twice, use the first ones they're better :P

Added

One player needed

Bro alliance. Lets do east west Rome and kill everyone else and then backstab eachother later

I should note that allied victories are allowed. If multiple people get together and defeat all their enemies while maintining friendly relations, then an allied victory is achieved

This is how most games end, in fact.

I'll decide when the game starts.

God, this site is so fucking broken

Come on guys, we only need one more to play

Rolled 502, 27, 556, 577, 187, 289, 558, 977, 334, 628 = 4635 (10d1024)Come on try something new.

welp

I'm not very hopeful of this thread

see

I've never even really gone on 4chan.
My adventure started here

You mean Holla Forums was your first image board? how did you even find out about it?

It's quite a story, actually.
Do you want the whole thing, or just the essentials?

Whole story if you want to tell.

Alright, but it'll take time to type out the whole thing.

A few years ago, back when I regularly browsed a unnamed meme site, I had this tranny friend. This was back when I unironically thought that edgy shit like anarchy and socialism was a good idea but I had mostly calmed down for the original fervor at this point. This is relavent to the development of events and had no idea how trannies actually worked aside from the narrative from aforementioned person.
He was the very definition of doublethink. He would hold expressly conflicting views and enjoy entertainment for people who hate trannies, yet somehow had the idea in his diseased brain that he was different or something. Whenever I look back, it only confuses me more.

Anyway, he just so happened to be a fan of InternetAristocrat (as he was still called at the time) and decided to show me one of his videos. I really liked it, and watched the rest of them, absorbing everything. I was entertained, and the dude was making a lot of sense. also it catered to my natural tendency to be a dick
It opened up a whole new world for me. In my search for similar hilarity I stumbled on ED, where I read some of the articles and eventually found the imageboard portal. At this point, I knew what an imageboard was, but I barely cared. However, now I had a lust for more and more obscene entertainment, so it became relavent. Of course, gamergate had already happened without me knowing, so I had read all about what it was and it greatly influenced my decision to go to Holla Forums to see what it was all about. Ironically, at that point I didn't give two shits about games except for a few, but I've always had a hate of censorship

And that's how I discovered Holla Forums. When I first came across it, I was most focused on Holla Forums. So I spent most of my time browsing there. I think you can guess where that lead.

That's most of the story, sparing only the most minute and meaningless details.

Wow, I just that was really fucking incoherent.
Sorry if you can't understand my shitty writing.
Feel free to ask questions to clear things up

Rolled 592, 651, 576, 575, 69, 172, 839, 631, 938, 54 = 5097 (10d1024)

I understood everything, but when did you get here?
It doesn't look like we're playing risk anymore.

EVERY TIME

No shit we aren't playing. We're the only two here, so a game can't really work. Besides, it's 3am for me now, so a game would take too long.

If memory serves me right, I first came to Holla Forums in July or August two years ago.

August 2014?
I found this place in October 2014 through google images.

Shiiieeeet, pretty close. It's just about 2 years for you now.

I can't tell you how much time I used to spend on google images looking at random shit I'd search up. If I didn't find it the way I did, I would have eventually found it that way.

which is it newfag? july or august?

Fuck if I know, my long term sense of time is atrocious. It took me five minutes to determine that it was 2 years, and not 3.

Well, I'm glad I came back here, I went back to 4cuck for some half a year, but this is my home.

Same here. I'll probably be here right up until the servers go down for the last time.

tfw I had the perfect image for this post but it would take over an hour to find it in the folder

Well, I'm going to bed.
It was nice seeing you again, I hope we'll get a game going some day, goodnight.

I should be getting to bed too.
I hope to see you again
Goodnight

I was wondering what happened to the last thread.

here btw