I just learned in all likelihood I have asperger's syndrome. I'm almost 30, so this is a pretty shocking revelation.
What the fuck do I do? Can I get autismbux if I actually get diagnosed?
my life has been relatively normal, except I'm a raging alcoholic
The worst part is I only found out after my sister started laughing at me and told me my mom told her that she thought I had asperger's.
Was it really a surprise?
To some extent yes.
considering I shitpost on 8ch all day and don't have a job, wife, gf, nothing in my bank account, and no kids, you're probably right.
Asperger's can live normal lives, right?
I really don't want to eat a 12ga shell
try and fugg your sis - that will give you an idea how high on the scale you are if you make her dress up as a pony & call you mom you are pretty high up
I have no desire to bang my sister. She's fun to smoke weed with, though. I don't even smoke anymore though.
I just learned in all likelihood I'm a cripple. I can code just fine, so this is a pretty shocking revelation.
To be fair, at least that cripple has a wikipedia page. That's more than most of us can say.
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Can I bang your sister?
I doubt you'd want to, unless you're into middle aged women with a few kids.
Well it sounds like she can cook, and has obviously taken the dick a couple of times.
We could make sweet memes lurve together.
Well, she took a dick at least twice, judging by the fact I have two nephews. I'm telling you, she's not anything you'd want. My sister is a whole fuckton of problems.
Her cooking pretty much sucks. I forgot to mention that.
You are making it harder for me to want to bang your sister…
noice dubs. I'm just saying, she's not bad looking, but I would use her husband for fish bait if I could get away with it.
rerolling for trips
again
fucking nigger
hey guess what, the alcoholism is another symptom. it's to self-medicate the social anxiety away.
although that is fun, it's not exactly normal for being about 30.
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rolling for some hitler dubs
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To be fair, I have had success in a few industries, but I'm between jobs right now. I'm just pretty much shit at saving money. I like to buy cars. Mostly older shit because my autism prevents me from buying newer shit that beeps at me all the time and there's no way to fucking stop it.
If you are an aspie thats what your entire life will be.
What kind of money do you make?
What kind of cars do you have?
B-but Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Edison displayed symptoms of Aspergers!
Support for the tism depends on your state/country. In most you can get some sort of social security assistance. Usually cash but maybe just counseling. There's a lot of variance between the autismos, some are completely fucking retarded and can't operate normally, others can learn to cope with their condition and lead absolutely stereotypical normie lives. Go talk to some charities or your doctor, see if their is anything they can help with.
source: my autistic ass
Right now? Virtually nothing.
The best one I have right now it's not worth shit to anyone but me, but fuck you, I like it is a 1984 ASC McLaren Mercury Capri convertible.
The one I own is one of 5 in the color combo, and only one of 50 made that year.
Looking to maybe pick up a few other cars soon. Looking at a 1962 impala and a 1962 cadillac.
I'm a licensed insurance agent, so I should probably get back into using that shit. It wasn't easy to get that license.
kek, between jobs is a different story. I was picturing you as a NEET living at home since birth.
I'm hoping I can get into insurance and make some solid dollars. I've made money and lost it, but I think I've got some solid ideas for some future investments.
Sometimes the autism helps you think outside the box.
agreed. you could try the classic "nice place ya got here, be a shame if something happened to it" insurance pitch?
Psychology is largely a pseudo-science.
Only part that uses empirical method is the study of behaviorism.
Don't believe something just because someone told you so.
I was just told, "You're a threat to our marriage!" this week.
But I'm literally sitting in a chair, in the middle of nowhere, far away from this person.
And I'm "threatening her marriage"? What a marriage that must be!
The thing is, psychology has become a potentially dangerous and destructive practice because the law and medical industry has accepted it as true science when it's not.
Whatever you do, don't start taking medication just because someone managed to trick you into thinking you have some mental disease.
Some of the stuff they prescribe people under the pretense of 'mental disease' nowadays is dangerous stuff.
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Keep in mind I'm an agent, and not the fucking mafia.
Assuming I do everything legally, there's no financial interest in it for me for "something happening to it"
I've lived my life this long without medication, I'm sure as shit not going to start taking it now.
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The car I own looks like the second pic but it's black.
Science is the empirical method, plain and simple.
If you can apply the empirical method to it, it is science.
If you can't, then it is not science.
By this definition (which is the correct definition of science), most of what is called 'psychology' is not actually science.
The law and medical industries have given it the same authority as true science nonetheless.
Good to hear, user.
Life is rough, you'll get called all sorts of things by all sorts of people.
Default for most people is to take everything said about themselves to heart.
The other extreme is ignoring anything anyone says about you, which also isn't good…
A more moderate approach is best- something like "trust but verify".
Hang in there, and good luck.
noice
good plan.
That's pretty much how I live my life, Holla Forumsro. Now is kind of a down time for me, but it shouldn't be for too long. Keep working hard and good things will come your way.
Aside from the 'burgers, it hasn't hurt me yet. Thanks for checking my trips.
In The Netherlands you'll get free treatment
kanker
In the netherlands you get government money foor hookers if youre too ugly to get some
really? Legit?
Stop the fucking presses, user.
Yeah, Wilders even got a free Bulgarian wife even though he wants to send all foreigners to concentration camps.
Then you say this.
and then this:
You are not normal user.
You are not normal user.
It wont be painful user.
they hand out "high-functioning asbergers" like candy here in the US
it sells drugs which also keeps the psychs who diagnosed you in business
let me guess you also have "social anxiety"
if you are "relatively normal' and cry about mental disorders you are attention whore sjw and can fuck off
Why does blind spot look like zuckerberg
panties?
i would do 4 of them and in this order