What's something fun to do with my Djungarian hamster?
It's a boy, by the way.
What's something fun to do with my Djungarian hamster?
It's a boy, by the way.
Love and care for it to the end of it's days
stick it up your bunghole
send the fucker to space
make him a tiny pizza
grab him by the pussy
Pet him
Duct tape
Lubricant
Profit
fall in love with it
Tell the facebook friend it belongs to to treat it well.
Use him for geting a gf, then grab her by the pussy, you know, pussies eat cats and you have to take care of him.
Dubs speak the turth, oh great holy bored volunteer of Holla Forums to whom we all worship and adore with much dribble ad shit like that! HAIL
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they only live for 3 years, right?
If a bunch of drunked commies could launch an entire human, a bunch of bored NEETs could definitely shoot a hamster inta spess.
How fat is he?
Try to determine what foods he prefers over the others by placing them in front of him at the same time.
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get a buddy for it and give them a single leaf of lettuce to fight over
Get it another furry friend to play with
Play chess with him
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Feed it scorpions
Try the top of the thread
jees, these things on survive for 2, 3 years.
And you are cutting its lifespan in half by making him fat
Carousel rides.
That's spinning plate in the microwave is the perfect size.
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