What's something fun to do with my Djungarian hamster?

What's something fun to do with my Djungarian hamster?

It's a boy, by the way.

Love and care for it to the end of it's days

stick it up your bunghole

send the fucker to space

make him a tiny pizza

grab him by the pussy

Pet him

Duct tape
Lubricant
Profit

fall in love with it

Tell the facebook friend it belongs to to treat it well.

Use him for geting a gf, then grab her by the pussy, you know, pussies eat cats and you have to take care of him.

Dubs speak the turth, oh great holy bored volunteer of Holla Forums to whom we all worship and adore with much dribble ad shit like that! HAIL

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they only live for 3 years, right?

If a bunch of drunked commies could launch an entire human, a bunch of bored NEETs could definitely shoot a hamster inta spess.
How fat is he?

Try to determine what foods he prefers over the others by placing them in front of him at the same time.

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get a buddy for it and give them a single leaf of lettuce to fight over

Get it another furry friend to play with

Play chess with him

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Feed it scorpions

Try the top of the thread

jees, these things on survive for 2, 3 years.
And you are cutting its lifespan in half by making him fat

Carousel rides.
That's spinning plate in the microwave is the perfect size.

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