Brit/pol/ #949: Based Ben Edition

lol so funny.

theguardian.com/politics/2016/jan/10/davey-cameron-is-a-pie-jeremy-corbyns-twitter-account-hijacked?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Christ, what a fucking waste.

Poal.me isn't working lads.

I completely forgot about the football, probably because my country never fucking qualifies i'm guessing from the post that Russia won?

You only just heard about that?

What do you think m8?

Fug, messed up the spelling

Good.

I swear I saw this or another thread #949 and when I clicked on it I got a 404 page from Cloudflare, not even Holla Forums. I was worried Holla Forums had finally booted us out.

Anyway, I need somewhere to dump some greentext.

tip your waitress…try the veal, it's excellent.

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Same lad was shitting myself when no one had made a thread in an hour, made this one to make sure.

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Your hot-blooded Celtic ancestry is showing user.

I hope he isn't your friend anymore lad.

Post yfw UKIP wins after seeing how well Brexit works out for us and our nige makes handguns legal.

Lads, I'm sorry.

Noice lad.

what were you expecting?

You sunova bitch!!!

England fans are currently being beaten up by Russian hooligans in France.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636164/Revenge-betrayed-Abandoned-metropolitan-political-elite-lives-utterly-changed-mass-migration-Labour-s-northern-heartlands-swing-Brexit
KEK

Italians confirmed niggers

A bobby on the beat wielding a umbrella would be a massive improvement on what we have now tbh.

Got a link?

kek

theguardian.com/football/live/2016/jun/11/england-v-russia-euro-2016-live

Russian ultras are kicking the shit out of our fans

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Scottish lad?

THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION

FOUL PLAY

RUSSIANS

Wew.. it's crazy how we've been sold all our lives Red is the evil colour and blue is good

Half paki here, paki dad is voting leave, his reasons for doing so are:
He want doesn't want EU countries taking jobs, he wants commonwealth and asian(He means pakis.) counties to have them.
Wants to make it easier for paki boys to bring their paki wifes over.
Say the EU is trying to get asians(Pakis.) to marry europeans instead of their own race. (Found this one rather ironic considering I'm his mixed race son.)

Not my reasons for voting leave but every vote counts. But don't race mix though. Think we have a very good chance of leaving tbh lads.

Yep, national team makes me want to bawl my eyes out.

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flair or smoke bomb maybe

Why didn't you ally with Britain, nobber?

We drew, they scored in stoppage time.

I bet he was on mescaline

How's your Saturday night lads?

tbh lad we'll go from 150,000 migrants from outside the UK to around 20,000. Perhaps 30,000 from the EU a year. Its a net positive.

Could never have told tbh

I did lad, Britains colour is usually Red, not its Reich grey.

I honestly sometimes wish the UK thought more like America. I admire how you yankees shoot first and ask questions later tbqh senpai

This is very charming wording, user. It's so charming, indeed it is.

The other 949 was shit

Sorry lad.

He doesn't want
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Mate, you have the mighty James McArthur, what are you talking about?

I'm at a pub lad. Would've statred one if I was at home.

What makes you think that?

I'm sick of WW2.

Every time I find myself becoming more racist I'm pushed back by the endless jerrycuckery that surrounds the far right.
It's toxic shite..

What you drinking, lad?

Lol, good luck. We're just saying that to get pakis on our side

twitter.com/i/moments/741737696440295424

wew

just got banned for this

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4nn33e/japans_top_economist_mass_immigration_would/

Boris isn't Dhimmi Dave.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636705/The-Big-Kick-Hundreds-England-Russia-fans-clash-running-battles-streets-Marseille-ahead-tonight-s-Euro-2016-match-baton-wielding-police-fighting-tear-gas.html
ARE LADS ARE GETTING SMASHED…

Nice to know everyone is having fun

Drew 1-1 in the last 2 minutes of added time. England fails to win an opening game again.

I dunno what it is lad, but the national team just isn't very good, doesn't really work together.

It's working then.

Boris isn't Prime Minister yet lad, I'd rather just have Nigel as Prime Minister tbh.

what game is this, and who are you on the map you gay bastard?

Lad you better marry a paki

Anything else would be racemixing

Stop talking about it and being obsessed over "jerries" then. Faggot.

Hearts of Iron 4, I'm Germany and Italy and Japan were my allies. Won WW2. America was a pushover. nuked London, Washington, Moscow and Stockholm tbh

Thats not how it works lad, If Mr Porky loses the Eu referendum he'll have to step down. Then its either Boris or Osborne. Nobody likes Osborne. So its Boris.

I'd prefer our nige too lad, but thats for next election.

Released already?

Is there a working Torrent, or am I going to have to give them my shekels so they can ban me from downloading racist mods?

nice bait

HOI4 looks like absolute shite tbh fam.

You know Stockholm wasn't cucked back then infact Swedes were major eugenicists back in the day.

Don't worry lad I'm not getting married to anyone, nor having kids either, or having sex tbh.

Dad wants me to have an arranged marriage though.

I don't see that happening, could happen but I doubt it.

Not sure what's so baity about my post.

They aren't banning mods lad, got a swastika and Hitlers face tbh.

There is a torrent but I bought it

I'm enjoying it fam. My pc is shit if that makes it better.

Buying and playing games by Swedish cuckolds

This is part of the problem.

Now imagine the World cup in Russia 2018

==WE ARE ALL BRUSSELS

I respect the DM for being a source of red pill for a large audience, but I detest how pro-Russian the commenters are. Weak people.

eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-24-paradox-pulls-discriminatory-stellaris-mod-that-made-all-humans-white

I was referring to this.

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Ok fuck slavs tbh, fucking cunts, they false flagged an explosion to give them a tie and it wasnt enough?!

It's likely that they'll keep him on in order to have somebody who has good relations with the EU to negotiate the deal, if he's too soft then he'll get removed.

May and Gove as well, lad.

Football cuckoldry at an all time high

They weren't going to beat people that treat life cheaper than a bottle of vodka.

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I see the (((algorithm))) has been (((adjusted)))

Didn't do it out of spite lad, they wouldn't surrender and I couldn't get past Denmark without nuking them, they held against an army 5 times their size.

Yep, saw it, don't care. I like the games, not them.

Kek.

I'm aware of this, wasn't bothered tbh, I want my grand strategy games to keep coming lad.

May's past with the paedophile riughts organisation in the 70's would be used against her. I doubt people would vote for Gove over Boris tbh.

Wouldn't trust that one lad, they changed their way of measuring it when leave overtook remain which made leave look like they were losing. Both the Daily mail and the Mirror show +70% leave

Loved when the crowd all started booing her.

No goy, it was just a fluke poll.

Yeah that sounds like what Swedes used to be.

LAD

Kek that Aussie shitposter is dedicated.

football hooligans are like fucking orks

they just fight each other until a bigger enemy comes along and then they fight that

The best weighting method is uncertain, so results will vary significantly.

bye anti-english scum

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Seriously what is it about Australia that produces such good shitposters?

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LADS

I DIDN'T KNOW LAD, OH GOD NO FORGIVE ME

God he's so fucking lankey.

mate criminals had the best banter

Fuck off you sandnigger. Non-whites and degenerates aren't welcome in brit/pol/.

LOL WTF

ayo check these digits

*football hooligans are lads

AYY LMAO

jesus christ feed the poor kid some creatine

probably has medical problems and a shortened lifespan because of it

No one is convinced of that anymore, Shalomstein

The English aren't the aggressors here

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Get off reddit lad and never go back, you will feel much better tbh

ayyy tbh

The fuck is wrong with that kid?

Been here since Brit/pol/ #1.

Brit/pol/ has always been Civic Nationalism lad. :^)

Warhammer Orcs were literally based on English football hooligans. Games Workshop is a British company.

He's like a fucking stick insect

WEW

Don't give a shit mate

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lads we're approaching quints, REV UP YOUR SHITPOSTS

HIVE MIND

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BREXIT 2016

WE HAVE TO GO CIVIC

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Holy fuck, what a retard.

RACISTS BTFO BY THIS CIVIC QUINT GET

GOD SAVE ARE NIGE

For NEETs.

hi

Second try

FOR BREXIT!

BREXIT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

GIVE ME POWER KEK

IF QUINTS BREXIT IS CONFIRMED

CARSWELL LOVES BLACK GIRLS

FOR BREXIT

BREXIT WILL HAPPEN

Kek.

?????????

alright I've lost all hope tbh

eh close enough tbh fam

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WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

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YES LAD

BRIT/POL/ DID IT AGAIN

We atleast we got one lads.
Lets see who got the other.

Lads leave him alone.

He's polish

?????????

kek

European Parliament ‘Extraordinary Session’ Planned If Britain Votes For Brexit

Reports from the last session of the European Parliament before the UK’s referendum on European Union (EU) membership suggest that Members of the European Parliament (MEPs) do not know how to react to the unprecedented situation.

The June plenary session of the European Parliament addressed issues as diverse as endocrine disruptors, the ongoing migrant crisis and a new set of EU proposals to tackle tax evasion. However, according to EurActiv, the subject of UK membership was conspicuous by its absence.

Most of the European Parliament’s senior MEPs took care not to rile British sentiment in the final weeks of the campaign, or, as one socialist MEP put it, “adopted a kind of ostrich technique.” Saying what he thought would happen at the first session after the referendum, Gianni Pitella, the leader of the Socialists and Democrats group, commented:

“What will we do? I hope we will all have a big party at the July session to celebrate the ‘Brexin’.”

However, the French Green MEP Yannick Jadot could not hold his tongue, saying:

“If the United Kingdom chooses to leave the European Union on 23 June, I want to see them pay the full price.

“It has to cost them dearly, otherwise other countries like Slovakia will start to think they would be better off adopting the United Kingdom’s individualist strategy rather than playing as a team.

“All of Europe’s extreme right and populist politicians will be able to play the David Cameron card and negotiate a special status.”

It is understood that Martin Schultz MEP — the President of the European Parliament — met with the heads of the three main parliamentary groups earlier this week to thrash out a response to all possible referendum results. Together with Mr. Pitella, he spoke with the European People’s Party leader Manfred Weber, and Guy Verhofstadt of the Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe.

The only known outcome of that meeting is that if the UK votes for Brexit the European Parliament will hold an extraordinary session at some point between 24 June and the subsequent European Council on 28 June.

archive.is/0exBH
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/11/european-parliament-extraordinary-session-planned-britain-votes-brexit/

Eh it's okay.

Someone post the get where we avoided two owen pozloads

by da powaa ov gork and mork , orks r da bestest at fightin

fuckin good on them tho

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WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

I'm >(1) because Brit/pol/ has been shit since the GE, so I avoid it like the plague.

For a thread dedicated to british politics, you really are late to almost every development.

HAHAHAHA

bye

one mirrion trooooooops

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Leaked UK plan to open door for 1m Turkroaches

So lads, whats your celebration plan WHEN we leave?

Gloat to remainers.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BIGOTRY DIED

These fucking parasites are mental.

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Shoot myself tbh, I couldn't live in a country that racist.

This

Bully Owen Jones.

He'd get snapped in half in the NBA. He's slow, skinny and weak.

Need help deciding whether to bet on Leave or Remain.

betting on Remain:

betting on leave:

Laugh at my Dad

Then laugh at my Remanian friends

Then laugh at the country for even considering remain.

Off to the pub with my dad to celebrate.

REMAIN TAKES 18% LEAD OVER LEAVE CAMPAIGN IN LATEST POLL
twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/741744444823605248

Based Ben is based. What a masterpiece.

Can only imagine what civic nationalism man is going to do to the party once the referendum ends.

This is why we need PR

8/10 bait

Theres a reason the video isn't called Mum, DAD and daughter tbh.

REMAIN FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Will go to the pub with my mates, hope they'll be parties in centre as well.

Paki bashing with a beer in hand.

Pig japanese needs to die tbh lads

I'll probably have a wee laugh at the site manager tbh.

You cheeky little sod.

Isn't that Bath?

Also, there's no way that girl is half nig.

Dubs for brexit

Why did you do that to yourself lad?

epic fail

You didn't GET anything, Summerfriend.
A GET is when you claim the post

Japanese is simple m8, other than the writing system. And that was imported from the bureaucratic chinks tbh

Be nice tbh

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Oh lads, a mate of mine's family are all voting by post and they arrived earlier this week. He ended up signing them all as Leave and posting them. Only found out today, I couldn't believe it.

bet on leave, I have a feeling

They really need to replace kanji with katakana or whatever their way of writing English is. It'd slice the trouble for their schoolkids in half.

I'd say bet on leave lad, the feeling would be amazing.

Fucking based tbh

Triple your money if leave win and only lose half if remain wins.

Lol what a lege

m8, its odds on for remain. Unless you plan on betting with a large stake, its not worth the risk.

lol that's classic. Now if only we could get hold of the classic postal voters and send theirs off.

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top bloke tbh.

(CHUCKLED)

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BBC NEWS: EVIL TOREEEEEEEE BIGOT TWEETS WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI PROPAGANDA

Lord Ashcroft is OP?

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twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/741745234439077888

IT'S REAL

Ascroft is a Holla Forumslack

Lord Ashcroft? Are you among us?

archive.is/ucpMH

his image is cropped to get rid of Ben Garisson signature

when will they learn,
9ft master race reporting in

What a cuck. It's great when cartoons trigger kikes, lefties and muslims.

If you're reading this Lord Ashcroft, tweet something about Herman Van Rompuy

Ben Garrison is a notorious nigger killer, I'm not surprised he cropped the sig out.

based ben garrison
would like to see him do nige in one of his cartoons

twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/741754175021813760

Based Paki

Tweet about the three rapists.
Nige was right.

what do you mean?

twitter.com/WistfulCass/status/741715339243835392

Sounds like an average Holla Forumslack.

Odds on is when the winnings will be less than the stake

Remain is 4/11. So £1 will get you £1.35 back as a return.

The bookies are assuming we'll remain in the EU so they are giving smaller odds for the remain bets.

Am I the only one who thinks Ben's Garrison's cartoon would be much better if all the labels were removed?

youtube.com/watch?v=UcBVkzpYznM&feature=youtu.be&t=6m50s

ONE DAY THERE WILL

It can't be a political cartoon without labels on everything.

Incitement of violence?

Would love to see a lefty snowflake musician get punished

REEEEEEEEE He got to fuck katy perry

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no its part of his style

He deserves respect at least for his independent mindedness even if he's too fond of the jerries.

Most Brits today would say Dresden was going too far but the general bombing of Germany was intended to destroy industry etc.

Holy fuck, and I thought I was skinny

Drink

You mean yes, he is the only one, surely

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With London a minority city and 1M turks on the way shortly, can anyone say fighting against Germany in 1939 was the right choice?

I agree with you, lad, a Historian shouldn't be treated as he has been simply because he'd doing his job and creating his own interpretation. Even if it's a controversial opinion that people do not agree with he should be allowed to have it and not be banned from certain countries because of his views. What does he do now, how does he sustain a living?

Stop bringing up ww2, shill

In hindsight? No. But at the time? Yes

Fuck off about the war.

So much more talented and relevant than Tolkien tbh

I'm pretty sure his books are still selling well, so that'll be how he survives. He might be paid to give lectures like that too.

REMEMBER IT'S ONLY THE KIKES WHO WANT TO KEEP WW2 FRESH IN OUR MINDS. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR MERCHANDISING.

I'm not the regular poster of that crap, but this 1M turks thing has really triggered me. I'm thinking where did it all go wrong, and how bad will it be in the future

It went wrong before the Second World War.

Lads, with the class divide growing further and factory foremans bringing younger children in so they can work for fewer shillings, can we really say invading the Deutsches Reich was a good idea?

Everywhere I look on Holla Forums there's autistic WW2 shite.

It's boring.

George R R Martin really represents the times. A fat atheist who writes edgy books that glamourise homosexuality and nihilism.

It all went wrong in 1789 fam

He's also a lazy fuck

Yeah, living standards have never been higher but something went seriously wrong with British culture in the first half of the 20th century.

I feel the same.

When the Rothschilds and friends took over the economy

He looks like he would smell of sweat or piss or something.

WEW

So how does it make you feel knowing that the EU will crown you as the eternal cucks by rigging the brexit?

How does that game actually work?

Can you start as Britain and join the Axis?

Typical remainian cunt.

They know the EU is bad for the English and that's why they support it.

You have no idea what you're talking about, so I don't think you should be discussing it at all

I'm glad that made him smile lads. He's been seeming quite low energy and perhaps a bit sad lately.

As a fellow lover of history, one of the things that those like myself and Mr Irving possess is an extreme sense of empathy, the ability to look into the past and place ourselves firmly in the feet of those who died and suffered. It's hard to look at a city, bombed in 1945 when the war was all but won, killing over a hundred thousand germans and not feel some sense of guilt or shame. Yes, they started the war. Yes, they were party to atrocities. But really were those little boys and girls, burned in mass piles because there were too little to bury the dead, really guilty of the crimes of their leaders? You can sort of understand his jerrycuckery then. Bowden thought we should've made peace in 1941.

It was right to fight Hitler. He went too far. The polish, as much as we joke, are a proud and ancient Christian people that have existed in Europe for over a thousand years. It was wrong for him to invade them.

This.

This, twice as much.

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Manlets BTFO

Jack Daniels

The reasons are vague and insubstantial though, it's hard to build up a compelling narrative showing cause and effect.

All these recent episodes have been "strong independent woman" crap

captain birdseye let himself go

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No

You can become fascist but you start as the leader of the allies faction, so you can't join the axis.

Any other country can become a democracy (allies), communist (comintern) or fascist (axis), being these political ideologies don't mean you're automatically part of a faction, but it makes it easier to join that faction.

Playing a small country is more fun, fascist Romania with the soviets breathing down your neck is fun tbh.

The French Revolution birthed liberalism, the chief cause of the West's downfall.

What do you say to people who think shit like this?

I think Ben Garrison in particular gets a bit autistic with the labels.

WALES IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN EUROPE

Daily reminder that shorter people have always made better solders and preform better in modern combat.

It went wrong in 55 BC tbh, the Romans ruined our culture with their bizarre mainland gods and written language. Our oral tradition was destroyed and we've never recovered.

DUBS OF TRUTH

How dumbed down is it from Darkest Hour?
Is it still remotely challenging?
I hear pretty much any country can get nukes since the tech tree is so linear now.

When it comes for the peace negotiations can you release meme countries like Communist France if you were playing a communist game and managed to capture that far?

can't you have liberalism and not flood the country with muslims though

Wales still has a national team?

I remember back in the independence vote i got told my opinion doesn't matter because my hair colour means I'm not native to Scotland. Even though my family name comes from my fucking area. ginger

Does anyone plan to attend Irving's talks in July?

No, because liberalism always eventually encourages the destruction of national borders.

Just ask them why they are comparing pakis to invaders, rapists etc

wtf? ginger is scot as fuck

well done

I'm ginger too.

Dad once gave the argument "lets round up all the gingers and deport them, they don't belong here" on me when I was talking to him about race realism.

twitter.com/JohnCleese

His whole recent timeline is pretty based.

How is that an argument tho?

I wouldn't say so. Equality and/or individualism is inherent in liberal doctrine, and they are both incompatible with the affirmation of national identity.

He voted UKIP in GE2015 didn't he?

never played it lad

I nuked Moscow as Romania and Latvia, the game is very easy.

Yep

I wouldn't buy it yet, wait for some updates to make the game more challenging, I haven't played as the allies yet but AI Germany tends to get destroyed quickly. Fascists are the only real difficult games, even then it isn't that hard.

Dad used to tease me and my brother as kid's with stuff like that, always bring it up now that hes bald.

lads?

youtu.be/KkTpnwThl4U?t=8s

one of these videos has been deleted already by EUFA

Russia apparently let off a firework before tthey scored. This should be bigger lads

and look at what happened to those viking settlers

Is he seriously comparing Pakistanis to Germanics?

Reminds me of this.

John Cleese probably posts here.

I got approved for vote by post, but my ballot hasn't arrived yet. Ok. No problem. No problem at all.

I'm sure if I just keep waiting, it will arrive…

;_;

Because gingers are a mutation of whites and traditionally don't belong in England.

We don't suntan, get weird brown spots all over our bodies if we stay out in the sun for prolonged periods, look white as paper and have orange hair.

reminder that Scotcucks aren't to be trusted when we leave the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/10062846/Nigel-Farage-barricaded-in-Scottish-pub-and-rescued-by-police-riot-van.html

I heard this as well, completely thought someone had allahu ackbard, we're going to be hearing a lot more of that during the Euros though, lad, there's no way the muzzies will miss out on these targets.

im convinced Swartzenegger shit posts manlet threads on /fit/ for fun

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Lad its just the vocal minority, I've talked to a lot of people aren't my town when it comes up, they usually say the EU has done fuck all for them and they'll probably not be bothered to vote or vote to leave. *lets hope they get off their arse tbh**

that's what makes it a reminder

Sound like they need to be removed from the genepool tbh

They tend to leave out the fact that the Vikings were massacred by the Saxons and the Normans were only a few thousand and there wasn't a mass influx of Normans to England.

around my town* a bit tired lads

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I can definitely see Donald Trump regularly posting on Holla Forums.

Can't remove us.

It's recessive.

Did that guy fall off the set of the new mad max film ?

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what a world

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We took control of India and made Pakistan so we should get 50% of their tax revenue then.

Jean Marie Le Pen probably posts on Holla Forums

Lad…why didn't you choose to vote in person? Even if you were to send it off I bet there'll be thousands of cases of letters getting "lost" in the mail.

His sons do.

It sounds like it's too dumbed down for me.

How long is the average game?
What's the end date?
Can you at least cause WW3 after you've settled peace in Europe?

dont have* im going to stop posting lads, too far gone.

there wasnt that many Saxons either, Britain is still mostly Celtic

I wonder if she intentionally forgot the context or if she genuinely believes people aren't supposed to flee sinking ships?

So she accepts that the ship is sinking?

I don't either, but if I get burnt they do.
Currently got freckles on my shoulders from my last holiday in Greece a year ago.

Used to have freckles on my face but they went.
Apparently girls find the cute but I didn't like them anyway.

Literally, I see no difference.

Lad, millions back then would've been greater than the population of a lot of countries.

i thought it was survivors who left the sinking ship

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Not sure but he's definitely been sounding very UKIP over the years, so wouldn't surprise me.

kek, why not.

Aye, I was watching it live in the background and the boom from the explosion was fucking massive, I thought it was happening (and so did the players probably). But it was just immediately glossed over as though nothing had just happened.

Weird.

Is there a photo with the children faces uncovered?

I'm not a hundred percent sure about this, I thought there was a pretty large population of Saxons in Southern-England, most Celtic tribes were pushed down to Devon or into Wales.

That was your first mistake

Intelligent people leave the sinking ship. Fag sailors stay with their faggier captain.

I need a little help lads. How can I extract all articles ever published by peter hitchens on his blog right into a word file to print, without manually going through years of posts and copy+paste

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

I've taken all the white countries and won ww2 in 1942 so yes, i think the end date is 1948, unsure of the exact data.

tbh I've bought it to play with another old brit/pol/ user on multiplayer so the weak AI won't bother me much.

indeed, lazy af dont know what to watch

If I remember rightly the Saxons had a slight majority within Wessex but were a relatively small group in the other kingdoms

Fuck off Saville

Commentators said jack all about it, that wasn't anything a fire-work could make, what do you reckon, an attempted false-flag gone wrong? Or just a way to make England to draw so there's less fighting before games? It could have been a firework I guess but I didn't see many players looking up to the sound.

it was no where near millions

its estimated that only around 30% of modern British population has saxon ancestry

t. Owen Jones

Preparing for the day you come out of the traditionalism closet lad?

Yeah used to get the spots when i was a toddler, funnily I don't burn easily, only ever got burned properly when i was in Spain. Scottish "summers" are fine for me, just get really sweaty.

Was I too mean lads?

Cameron seems like a good Dad. Wife is pretty fit, too.

The Norman's subjugated the Brits and kept them as slaves. Without danelaw you uncultured swine would just be irish.

It looks like I made the mistake of having a picture of me holding a

BLACKBOARD

probably something to do with curl, grep

Learn how to hack a programming language and you'll be able to manage it.

You went easy on him.

This really, it's one main reason why the Saxons were pretty stand-offish to the rest of England and was why the managed to beat the Danes. I hope I have Saxon blood in me, hoping to be going to Winchester University next year (capital of Wessex) to study Medieval History.

Are you sure?

He used his dead disabled son for election points lad.

What would you have said lad?

Where are they?

hmm…what?

just pity he doesn't want to assume the role of the leader and is satisfied with being a political cuck

[citations needed]

positive, there weren't that many saxons to begin with, some regions are as high as 40% but over Britain as a whole its around the 30%

My understanding was that the average Briton is 30% saxon. I have a PDF i can't be bothered uploading on the topic, I think another user has it though.

Anglo saxon migration by someone german.

BASED AUSSIES

Ignore David Cameron’s fear campaign: Brexit’s best for Brits

theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/greg-sheridan/ignore-david-camerons-fear-campaign-brexits-best-for-brits/news-story/d01ed316864aacdf538c9636373d4c64?nk=b50777d086340e06b994d99d0cc7c256-1465687145

All over the country. Check his book shop in the Events section. Price about £20 but you get to bring friends.

unix software to do this kind of thing

My mummy suggested that it would be too crowded, so we should both go postal vote to make it easier to get it done in time.

I listen to my mum. She's going to vote exit too. I don't think she's got her ballot yet either. I really fucking hope she sent off for the application form. She's already registered, I think, so she could go to the polling station at the last minute, though her minivan broke down so she'd have to get a lift in.

Getting nervous.

At the moment I'm going with Russian fans setting something off to rattle the 'English' players, since they were losing.

Doesn't the faggot who backstabbed based Tones support us remainingn in the EU?

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Google "web scraping" and see what tools you can find.

bbc.co.uk/news

Although it is the BBC, it is the euros that are on, kind of take top priority with normies.

the earliest entry is
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/page/255/

I don't want to be a white male anymore, lads

correction: 28 February 2006 9:00 AM

Peter Hitchens' biog

Peter Hitchens is proud of his enemies. Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams has called for him to be "decommissioned". The Prime Minister once told him to "sit down and stop being bad" for daring to ask him a difficult question. Andrew Marr once described his book "The Abolition of Britain" as "the most sustained, internally logical and powerful attack on Tony Blair and all his works". Recently he was refused an interview by the new Tory leader David Cameron - a rebuff Hitchens took as a compliment.

Go join the trap poster in quarantine then.

What? Life carried on as usual, except now the serf's rulers spoke French instead of English.

Danelaw only ruled Northumbria, granted it took over Mercia for a few years before the superior Saxons wiped them off the map. And what do you mean "Irish"?

Yep, wish he was a stronger leader who realised that NET GDP isn't as good as GDP per-head but that's what you risk when you appoint somebody who isn't a socialist.

Make the most out of a bad situation, lad.

Oh lad, will she be able to get the chicken tendies in even though the mini-van broke down?

Would be interesting to see what it is and if they'll investigate it further. Considering they released that embarrassingly fake footage of that white guy getting arrested in Ukraine I bet there'll be a false-flag calling out white-nationalists, maybe even British. If a real explosion does happen it would be interesting to compare the explosion heard today with it.

ttpw is that you?

I do

And in 20 years you will want to be as well

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637024/Archbishop-Canterbury-says-m-voting-Prime-Minister-warns-defence-health-pension-cuts-quit-EU.html

SURPRISE SURPRISE WELBY BACKS IN

how many christcuck grannies and grandas will fall for this

irvingbooks.com/xcart/product.php?productid=17955&cat=250&page=1

Does it not say exactly where he is speaking?

Literally none because the CofE is moribund.

who is that

Nah, lads. I don't want to be a tranny.

If I can last that long. It wouldn't be so bad if our own people were on our side, but it's just us.

I got you fam

of course not GCHQ

You have to pay first, you will learn on the day.

I'll take that over a nations worth of traiters and cucks.

think of our crusaders lad

looks good

We've given him hope lads.

They'll try to downplay any Russian or others aggression and blame it all on the evil English, of course.

but less immigrants means less potential for miscegenation

Lads there's an actual cowboy going around lassoing mexicans in yankland

The cucks will be furious.

If you are English shagging Polish qt is not miscegenation.

Shoo shoo Scruton.

I'm cooking something called "chicken pops" as we speak. I live alone. She's still my carer for my 'tism so we can defraud the government for my NEETbux.

What do Americans mean when they say tendies btw? They look like chicken drumsticks. What counts and what doesn't count?

That's Sir Scruton to you

What about taigs?

I'm half taig

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/leaked-uk-plan-to-open-doors-for-1m-turks-n085h225w

Did #Cameron just lose the #EUreferendum ?

Football spoils the vote by distracting all the lads with nationalist blood?

If your kid does not look like a Brit it is definitely miscegenation. We're all "white", but we're not all Brits. smh

I was emulating Morality/miscegenation man

#Doubtful #Lad

I'd say its been used to replace nationalism tbh. But i wouldn't say it spoils the vote. England, Wales and NI will probably be out by the vote anyway. :^)

twitter.com/NickGriffinBU/status/741775762819284992

I thought all taigs were crucified.

White is White mate.

No way, this gets more normies into pubs that are usually filed with based working-class Leave supporters, also nothing like a good bit of patriotism before a election.

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He meant great in extent lad, hence why he said "the intermarriage" rather than "intermarriage".

Prove otherwise.

I hope you are correct.

Thats fake as fuck, we all know its going to be in the tens of millions

and why not?

Did the clocks go back or something lads, I swear it was 2am last time I checked. Am i going insane?

twitter.com/NickGriffinBU/status/741775762819284992

twitter.com/NickGriffinBU/status/741775762819284992

We're going to hit pop cap on this island in another 2 decades at this rate.

Ask Mummy.

He's a Jew, lad. It's their fetish.

Meal for one. Chicken bits with BBQ sauce on 'em, and a glass of milk.

Prove otherwise or repent lad.

Evidently Chickentown

nice
FUCKOFF W ITH CHICKEN TOWN MEME

The chicken pops weren't that filling. Going to cook some chicken burgers as well.

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Make me cunt

English chavs are literally the Brazilians of the English speaking internet

there isn't much a difference between saying current and future miscegenation is great tbh lad.

I went to the chippy to treat myself today, chicken burger and cheesy chips for under a fiver.

I'm sure that sounded alot more insulting and intelligent in your head.

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oi u wot m8 r u chatin shit m8 chat shit get banged m8 yh m8

I can't have a chippy anymore lad, makes me feel like shit after eating well for a year. I know how Andy Murray feels. no Scottish man should feel this

Does anyone have to source image of the second one?

You really are reminiscent of what it's like to deal with and be around Brazilians. No clever wordplay necessary - you're as bad as Brazilians.

And filtered

Interesting how there's no Christian imagery on the EU flag, eh? Since the cross is the biggest European symbol and Christendom is the biggest thing we have in common (along with race).

Lol are you Argentinian?

Just fucking stars.

Anonymous (the poster not the group)

I think he may be lad.

Are you calling me a scot lad?

because islam has always been part of europe lad

gomrade :DDD

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wow look at that male privilege

Just sharing some classic memes with a fellow neuro untypical friend

People say eating your bogies is gross, but it's better than shoving tissue up your nose, digging stuff out, and then putting it back in your pocket.

Clearly it can't be bad for you, and is a natural way to dispose of nose germs because chimps do it.

My bogies taste great these days, lads.

fucking saved

The EU couldn't even create something original, they had to copy the US. Another reason to Vote Leave right there, more crosses are needed in flags.

I get what you mean, lad, I usually make all my own meals, mainly pasta or rice dishes. I do make a mean burger though, my red-thai curry is sexy as well, I have to admit. Do you cook then? And mate, you're Scottish? What's that sort of flat sausage which you have up there and is really tough but so good?

You Irish or a nigger?

POOR ARGIE, CAN'T EVEN WIN AN INTERNET FIGHT!

If I wanted to read this sort of thing I'd check Gordon's blog.

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I'm quarter taig.

Bit racist m8

The EU does have Christian imagery.

The 12 stars represent the 12 apostles and the ring is a halo.

savage

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Thats just nasty lad. Please tell me you atleast do that in private

Nothing wrong with building up immunities for the race war. You could consider it good advice from a wise sensei of nationalism.

euidf

Duh. I wouldn't want some fit slags to see me.

Chimps also commit cannibalistic infanticide.

Chimps also castrate eachother with their teeth lad

>not putting the disadvantaged out of their misery gordon

Lads please, he's 25% sub-human he can't help it

Never forget the South Atlantic War and the brave heroism of the Agentinians defending the Malvinas

>not putting the disadvantaged out of their misery NEETs
FTFY

Why is his chin wonky? Does he secretly hate equality?

I am a prime human specimen and a martyr for the British man

I just meant it's natural so it probably doesn't harm them even if it's immoral.

Who can't even provide for himself

Yeah I am, think you're on about square sausage like pic related, fucking used to get a roll and sausage every morning from the bakers, the reason I started to get fit actually. loved it too much tbh

If Ireland is subhuman, why not let the North go?

Can you losers stop spamming your low-rent Trump guy's face? No one gives a fuck about Nigel.

I've had discussions in the past with my dad's girlfriend (yeah and my wife's son) about politics and issues like immigration. She works at a school that is 50% Muslim, 54% non-white with most of the whites being Eastern European. In the past, she has mentioned the cultural problems that I'm sure you can all imagine. I managed to briefly redpill her on Islam and she seemed pretty against mass immigration in previous discussions, and she also shared other UKIP-tier opinions about issues so I was quite relieved.

But today at a birthday party, the topic of the EU referendum came up. She and my 19 year old cousin immediately said they were inners. My two uncles and my dad were a little more skeptical (my middle class uncle said he didn't approve of such a huge decision being made via a plebiscite and my more working class uncle was open to my ideas and agreed with my views). My cousin said we wouldn't be able to trade with anyone, but when I mentioned Switzerland she responded with "but they're Switzerland". My dad's girlfriend said that Switzerland are neutral and not in the EU, but I don't think she realised that proved my point. She then went on to say that she felt European and loved multiculturalism and her ability to travel all over Europe. I was pretty frustrated with her reasons for voting in. Then she brought up her school and how she loves all the different cultures and races. I asked her if she would want her school to reflect the entire country, 50% Muslim etc. She initially said it didn't matter and that we are all humans who feel the same emotions under the skin. I asked her again if she really wanted this country to be 50% Muslim, and she hesitated and admitted she didn't. I then basically said that we should prevent it happening then.

Northerners are mostly of British descent and are highly based

This has to be one of lifes worst feelings. Seeing my area change beyond recognition and knowing theres nothing that one single person could do to fix it

Learn English before you insult Trump again.

Argie shitposting won't make you more white

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F A L K L A N D S

That isn't true. They only split off in the 20s m8.

We're all normansaxonromancelts in the end anyway.

L O SF A L K L A N D SI N G L E S

Fuck you.

I saw the first black child in my town's primary school, it caught me off guard tbh, I don't want to imagine the future for my area. feel really bad for you lads in England, i couldn't imagine that feeling, will have to one day if we don't turn back though

Breaking the conditioning dubs.

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Is this what you actually believe? LOL

I'm American. PS, we have small-town hillbillies who have very blond hair. Many of them have tons of Native American blood in their family line, sometimes even slave niggers. They look so teutonic because of founder effect inbreeding.

It's the same with you English who LARP as Nordics. You are 10 to 40% mixed with native island celtic on average, you only look teutonic due to the same island inbreeding that happens in poor white isolated US towns.

i used to think it would never happen to my area

Even if i sprayed "blacks out" on a wall or some other useless petty form of resistance they'll still come. I can't do anything but watch as my area becomes bradford 2.0

Ahhh, so you're a 60%'er.

No you're not

Do you think Celtic is the same as Native American, Juan?

Literally none of that has anything to do with Farage's popularity

t. Alberto Barbosa

Meme magick will never work for you faggots because he looks like a dumb fucking cartoon character.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_sausage

the 'proper' name for it because some fuckers look at you funny if you say square sausage

cant beat a roll and sausage, tattie scone and fried onion way brown sauce

>>>/tumblr/

And why do we have to be teutonic? Are you some kind of Aryan universalist?

White nationalist is a product of American mongrel. So desperate to be vikings. I think you are projecting m8.

You're trying to hard lad

Those are the ones, have family in Scotland and that shit is the best, man.

Who wants to be Nordic? We fucked the Danes up.

My areas still mostly white, I was really surprised when I went to college and saw so many nigs. Some were nice guys and girls but a lot of them were Somalian migrants who didn't give a shit.

Kys tbh fampai.

English are mongrels. The genetic tests are a google search away.

The Japs threw a fit when it was shown they are mostly chinks and Koreans in lineage. You're no better than them with your delusions.

I like you, lad. And cheers for the link, I'll check down my local butchers and see if they have any in.

who here will legitimately get depressed/contemplate suicide if we vote to remain

The liberal elite has won too much because they control everything, and i fear they'll control this referendum too

LOL

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I didn't even know it had a proper name, never been looking at funny for it tbh, what nutter is like that?

Genetic tests vary wildly on what the English are, you disgusting non-white mutt.

Look I know you're really trying hard to come to terms with the fact you're half-cast but you need to get over it :/

Richard Cuckins speaks.

I will be incredibly disappointed, I'll finish my education and then probably leave for a whiter country if I'm honest. I'll return when we're out or UKIP are in charge.

I'm going full national autist if we lose this.

If anyone does suicide take some degenerates down with you.

I will probably feel the sameway as a family member dying, but i'll soldier on, get ready for whats coming.

You need to stay and vote for UKIP

How does it feel to be a four foot shitskin with half a dick?

God damn is it another butthurt halfcast all the ones I know seem so well adjusted.

Apparently it's racist to say "half-cast" and "coloured" now, I did it in an essay at my college last year and my Indian teacher took me aside to talk to me about my inappropriate language in my essays.

If only you had the money or courage to would find the degree of welsh, irish, and native blood in your gene test. Maybe a pajeet in there too from the India days, or a speck of moor. What's the hold up, wog?

I get it some every month or so now, just to treat myself.Tastes way better when you've not had it for awhile and earned it tbh.

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You can vote abroad, lad.

washingtonpost.com/world/europe/germany-arrests-3-suspected-syrian-terrorists-foils-alleged-islamic-state-plot/2016/06/02/31e29767-6df7-496b-aa47-5b8911459f13_story.html?tid=sm_tw

Three Syrian men who entered Germany with a wave of migrants were arrested Thursday on suspicion of planning an Islamic State attack on the city of Düsseldorf. The arrests potentially thwarted a deadly operation that appeared eerily reminiscent of recent assaults on Brussels and Paris.

I managed to scare my mum by predicting that there would be terrorist attacks in France that would bolster support for the Front National a week before the Paris attacks, but it was only because I was linkposting here like an autist and ended up reading five different articles of ISIS fighters being picked up after landing in Europe by boat during the migrant crisis.

This is so predictable and repetitive its hard to even register it as news.

I'm gonna join GCHQ I here they have a good pension scheme.

He's still affected by cognitive dissonance tbh.

"But the left are my people, why do they hate me?"

It's going to happen though. Next Muslim attack and he's going to have a breakdown and be reborn. I can taste it.

He's a neo-feminist atheist republican, why does anyone take what he says seriously?

Marxist controlled language is very fickle

I'm probably more Germanic than you.

My History teacher used to take me out of class when i said bad things like "pikey" or "mong" with mates. People know what you're saying if you say traveller or special needs, the bad words pop into their minds.

You'd better be planning to Jew Germ it from the inside, lad.

Is mixed really any better?

Lad you know you've just been…

ADDED TO THE DATABASE

Is it OUT on the 23rd?

Fuck off you cuckservative cuck

yes

I've done a genetic test thank you my multicoloured friend, I'm as pure as the driven snow. Why would we bring back Indian or Moorish genes from conquests, you uneducated fuckwit?

Does it make you mad to know that you're the only supposedly white nation with such shitty, mixed heritage? Are you upset that I can see through your facade and know you're doing this in the vain hope that we'll accept your mudblood into our society? Hahahaha, kill yourself.

The political correctness shark has a big nose

Doubt I'd even get a response to anything besided janitorial work anyway. Still shhhh.

Well I suppose I should not have, seeing as that was the entire point of his article. Of course, he had to end it with that little tidbit to annoy me.

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LARPing as a nordic. There are probably more genuine nordic men and women in the mid-west than all of England by three orders of magnitude.

Deal with it.

I forgot to mention, filtered :^)

I understand why we've chased so many trannies to their death now.

ON TOPIC

We should fill the back of that plane with migrants as well.

NO

The poor bastard.

Lad its the bloody nightshift, not much going on right now. We'll be on topic in the morning.

Win or lose I think I'm going to shed the niceties and just start being honest, I can feel the tides turning already. Being quite well off and already socially secure I honestly think making a push will pay off.

Better yet migrants clinging to the plane like punjabs on an overcrowded train.

Thread theme

Mmmmmmmmm

Braemoor 4 Breaded Chicken Breast Fillets™ are way better than the chicken pops. I actually bothered to turn them over halfway through cooking too.

;(

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LOL

They have furigana, which is when they write the kana underneath the kanji.

Usually furigana is reserved for names so that the particular reading of the kanji can be understood since they lack the usual contextual reasoning needed in standard kanji usage.

We really should get some drinking games going again. ANYWAY, TIME FOR BEDDY BYES LADS

What are you lads watching ?

Watched American Ultra yesterday, it was dogshit.

Russell Howard's Good News, then I'm going to switch over to some ace Youtubers like Russell Brand and Owen Jones.

I've also seen it in childrens books.

Goodnight genetic Celt mutt inbreads LARPing as Saxons

t. American who is probably more Germanic than any of you

Nationalist Uprisings cannot occur without guns, user.

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Remove the English-cuckbots from the genepool first. The cattle-car spaceships is a good idea tbh…

Then we can work on getting rid of the rest of whites that don't tan well…

New thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=2qZOmcMwpgM

Join a gun club lad

buenas noches!

Because in general children have trouble memorizing kanji and getting contextual hints. By using furigana they train themselves to understand what reading is used in what context.

Filtered shitskin

Night lad.

twitter.com/JohnCleese

twitter.com/JohnCleese

twitter.com/JohnCleese

Everyone on twatter Follow John Cleese in solidarity for coming out for Brexit. Leftie cunts are going to try and take him down and shame him.

Why are you lads talking about Japland?

Calm down lad, I'm a burger.

I do tan well though…

re watching question time

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LOL THIS VIDEO

theguardian.com/politics/live/2016/jun/10/eu-referendum-live-remain-prospect-defeat-itv-debate-boris-johnson

and my pale gf…and likely my offspring might not be blessed with my bronzing gene….I love everyone, lad.

She's a cunt but that's the best look I've seen on Camerons face ever.

twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/741752460524556288

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Cleese is a life long Liberal Democrat and lefty

Hes anti EU for cuckold reasons

Twitter is a disgusting platform.

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He's always been anti-pc, had a hunch he'd come out for us. He never did seem like the type to want remain. going to stay up to fix my sleeping pattern instead now

That's because being a lefty back in the day was anti-establishment but they co-opted liberalism

I agree I can't stand either

twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/726413269657915394

Naa hes left wing all his life, just like all BBC stars/comedians

*it

The NEETs curse.

Beautiful

Nah, he was Labour before that. Not that that's better, just sayinf. And I think his opinions may have changed a bit over time lad.

It's fucking awful and I hate trying to navigate conversations.

Not a NEET lad, went to bed at 1am yesterday and woke up at 5pm. Can't sleep now.

BBC was basically a communist organisation, and leftism looked like the 'future' because of the cold war, grass is greener shit. But it was all under the guise of the PC we have today. Peele has spoken against how London looks foreign and that

Well, you're gonna get fired from your job then.

My company was just bought by a Japanese firm. I figure if I can learn the language it will improve my chances of promotion by making a good impression if I ever have to deal with corporate.

BBC is a multicultural lobbyist group

I don't work on the weekends lad.

It's a tax payer funded nursery for leftists with worthless degrees and no creativity is what it is.

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Regardless, he's talking about London not being an English city anymore (as a negative), money not being a reason to stay in the EU, hanging Jean-Claude Junker. Draw your own conclusions, but it's obvious to me.

We should support him. Don't forget, that tranny Labour remainian Eddie Izzard had a go at Farage for his "not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy" comment, saying something along the lines of "That belongs to us lefties, how dare he use Python for his right wing bigotted views."

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

so deep

All I see is Marxist gibberish.

bit late on the response here sir but they should have, you can use it to make sausage rolls and shit good luck in your endeavors

I never really understood the left's obsession with Python, any idea?

edit some banker bonuses in

You've got one day to sort this shit though.

Some more

Don't have anything to do on a sunday, was planning a lazy sunday so i'll be able to go to sleep at like 7 or 8pm and wake up at 6am like normal.

Did he just say "fuck free speech, multicultural communism comes first"

No, it's just that pretty much all artists and entertainers ever have been left wing, so they assume that it belongs to them. Only a very small minority are to the right and they keep their mouths shut.

That one was definitely my favourite

No idea. Probably partly because of the Life Of Brian, and that scene in Holy Grail where the peasant rants about the lords etc. That's literally all it would take for them to think they own it.

At least in the old days they kept it less obviousso you wouldn't care, not the constant race mixing and gay shit in today's BBC.

It really reflects the snowflake generation wanting to ban "hate speech"

Spoken like every closet authoritarian ever

I'm a manlet, 5'10.5" and I was in the supermarket today and only one person was taller than me, it was a weird feeling.

Manlet's live longer, have a reduced risk of cancer, less likely to develop blodclots, less likely to divorce, lower risk of heat stroke, less stress, less likely to get into fights, etc.

Manlet master race tbh.

youtu.be/f2hA3dCwhds?t=40s

Guys is it true that Farage wants to stop Polish immigrants from coming in?
I heard he doesn't seem to mind the pakis as much?

5'8. here, I don't really feel like its that bad up here though, as everyone is around 5'6-6'1 tbh

He hates them both and prefers white Brits.

r8 lads

I'm preheating the oven…

Lad he can't say he wants to stop pakis, but truthfully we want NO IMMIGRATION, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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Does Nigel say anything about deporting all the pakis?

last one who specifically mentioned non-whites got rekt mate

5 foot 10 inches isn't a manlet lad, unless you live in far Northern Minnesota.

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So you're saying UK is cucked compared to the USA?
Have they said anything about non citizens? (illegals)

Does it make you feel better about almost being a minority ye?

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How is it you yanks look at the mad immigration policy being adopted by countries like Germany and Sweden, and then look to a political Union that requires us to treat the citizens of said countries as if they held a British passport due to "free movement", and don't fucking connect the two?

Shit did we have to spell that shit out? I thought they knew.

Nope
Hopefully you guys get your shit together after leaving the EU

They don't connect the dots, how is that possible lad?

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and Trump doesn't?

Yes.

oh ok, I thought everything under 6ft was a manlet.

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Any of you lads got an idea for the next thread theme?

t-thanks

archive.is/2whop - "Four Syrian immigrants are charged after two girls, 14, 'were sexually assaulted yards from Newcastle's St James' Park just weeks after one of the men entered the UK"

It's nearly 3 I'll look at it tomorrow

"where shall we be exiled if we #RemainShackled edition"

Hue

Have a you m8

cheers lads

Poor northern bints.

Get used to it lad, I have.

Your paid in immortal glory joining kek on the planes of the memantic underworld.

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*plains
fuck im tired

Have a rare nige lad.

Apparently.

I still can't work out why someone like Richard Spencer thinks having unrestricted borders to countries porous to non-whites so little of a problem that he wants it to stay that way for another 30 years in the hope of EU reform.

Do they think these migrants aren't going to head for the nearest exit once these countries become low-wage economies incapable of supporting a welfare state?

thank you

yes people are tired

very nice image

Blow the channel tunnel and deploy the royal navy in that situation.

I've still had nothing to eat all day, should probably do something about that at 3 bloody am

Cheers lad.