RISK THREAD

It's time for a game of Risk!

Say your color and starting location, and have fun.

Czech Republic, cyan.

Germany, Blue

Portugal, red.

Turkey, green

Portugal, red.

why the hell would you tripcode anonymous


all ready to start?

ye tbh

Sure

the RISK autism is now on, then..

ROLLING to fill czech rep

Let us begin

Roll to fill Germany

Oh shit niggers what are you doing

dice are for faggots, make your turn

Rolling for Turkey

roll for portugal

Looks like it is CZ vs Germany

Good game guys

...

fucking roaches

fill czech rep

Roll to expand north, towards denmark

I have no idea what is going on

KEBAB FOR ALL OF TURKEY

FILL IT WITH THE DONNER

roll for portugal idk cant type the same thing everytime for some reason idk

HE FUCKING GOT DUBS AGAIN WHAT

kebabs please

filling czech republic, rest into slovakia

Fill Denmark

roll for portugal north

Oh shit there is a chart in the top right

[MYSTERIOUS TURKISH WAYS INTENSIFIES]

We must spread hovels and yurts through all of Turkey

FUCKING DUBS AGAIN WHAT

Realised I had the starting countries ticked off, oops..

I gain +2
Portugal gains +2
Germany gains +2

please add your bonus to your name

...

roll for portugal +2

fill Slovakia, rest into Hungary..

NAP for now, Germany?

Expand into Finland

EXPAND WEST TOWARDS GREECE

THE KEBABS. MUST. FLOW!

you already have Portugal nerd, what do I fill?

Eh, why not. NAP with Czech it is then.

fill spain

this is starting to look juicy

also read that thing about the nukes in the picture

GREECE WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE TURKISH YURT, ONWARDS MY PEACEFUL MEN OF RELIGION!

Slovakia, then Hungary

HOLY FUCK HE GOT TRIPS

SHIT I MEANT NORWAY. FUCK MY PLAN IS RUINED

Expand to fill Finland it is then

ALLAHU ACKBAR!

roll for portugal
i want spain ayy

I gain Slovakia +2
roaches are stirring up Greece

fill Hungary, possible rest into Austria..

Continue to expand into Finland, my plan can still work.

TIME FOR GREECEā€¦

TO GET GREASED!

how does he keep doing it

I keep it halal in the clubs
Haram with the dubs

Take the biggest country north of me I can blob if there's too many kebabs for Greece

roll for portugal continue filling spain

I gain Hungary +2
Turkey gains Greece +4, please add to name

ROLL FOR MOAR

If last digit is odd, expand into Germany, if even expand into Finland.

Fill Austria, rest into Slovenia in the unlikely case..

roll and fill the rest to france

poortugal needs 1 more tile to fill spain, no territory changes

BULGARIA, THEN ALBANIA, THEN MACEDONIA!

Continue to fill into Finland

IT'S THE FUCKING OTTOMANS

FILL AUSTRIA, REST INTO

continue rolling I want some baguettes

..REST INTO SERBIA

You forgot to colour Germany blue, in the chart

I didn't, you don't own the whole Germany yet

Kebabs gain Albania and Bulgaria +4
Portugal gains Spain +6
I gain Austria +2

roll into to france

rolling to protect Srbija from Kebab!

Continue to fill Finland LIKE I FUCKING FILL GRAVES

MAC-E-DONIA!

THEN IT IS TIME TO SEIZE OUR TURKISH CLAY

(ALLAHU ACKBAR!)
MAY AS WELL ACCEPT ALLAH INTO YOUR LIVES NOW, KUFFAR!

roaches gain Macedonia +1

Fucking let's get Finland over with

TURKEY, MUST, GROW!

MORE TURKEY!

Fill Srbija, Kosovo, Montenegro..

Continue expanding towards france

I gain Kosovo, Serbia, Montenegro! +4

MORE TURKEY!

continue filling francea

Gonna be away for the next few turns. If I fill Finland, start to expand towards Norway. Until then, continue to expand into Finland until I get back

all your AFK rolls will be considered 1 tho, but okay

DEUS
FUCKING
VULT

Macedonia, then Albania!!

I gain Macedonia +1
Turkey loses Macedonia and Albania -2
Blue gains Finland +6 but I'm not playing for the fag when he's not here, he can suck it

Protect all existing territory.. If anything remains, Albania then Bulgaria

FINISH TURKEY AND STORM THROUGH YUGOSLAVIA, RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE! BALKANIZED BY BOSNIAKS!

You calling me a fag m80? r00d. Expand dong into Norway

I'll expend all my goddamn points to make sure you go nowhere mate c^: my attack will suck now tho

Was grabbing a donner pizza with the speed of the mighty Ataturk so as not to hold up the game and burnt my thumbs :((

continue expanding le meme to francee

Those swarthy handsome fucks in Spain are going to take our righteous clay with all this fighting

uh oh, 42, special event triggered.. I will meme something up

Wait, is Turkey not done on the map? Do I get muh plusses?

Ah shit ignore me I see it

no plusses yet boy
I gain Albania because after the clash there was just 5 points left and I grabbed Albania +1

Due to the dank 42, some migrants have arrived.

SECURE ALBANIA AND MACEDONIAā€¦
THENā€¦

SRBJA JE TURKEK!

OH FUCK NO, NOT ON MY TERRITORY. NO EXPANSIONS THIS ROLL, ROLL TO EXTERMINATE THE FUCKERS.

I roll to defend my clay with all my points, if anything remains then DEUS FUCKING VULT, Bulgaria!

MOTHERFUCKING BOOSTED TRIPS


Can't yet, they haven't landed yet..!

Wait fuck I didn't realise my turn didn't fill Turkey, what is this?

Throw some kebabs into that sweet little gap

Well then expand into Norway

continue expanding france ayyy

I lose Albania and Macedonia -2
Muzzies gain Albania +1 and Turkey +9

Life hurts

You have been visited by the carpet riding ghost of Ataturk.
Peace and prosperity will come to you, but only if you type
MAY ALLAH HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
beneath this comment!

Rolling to take Yugoslavia, smallest states first

Expand into Norway, focusing on capital

gonna defend Yugoslavia with all I have, if anything remains, retake the smaller countries!

I propose a truce, you get everything to your west, I get everything east and north of you. We will soon by overrun by snowmongols and luchadors if we do not put aside our differences.

continue with france fug its taking a while to invade these baguettes

what about Yugoslavia?

Don't I end up with Macedonia because of my leftovers? And one more? We can just leave it and I'll put my one more into Romania, rather than continuing into fully occupied Yugo states.

I'll take Macedonia and Albania and then I agree to your truce?

I have Albania already and the attack on Macedonia was on its way, but so was a +1 in Montenegro. It would be better if you spent your forces on Austria ;)

ā€¦Fine, you can have those two shitcountries but I keep Montenegro.

Sure buddy! May the west bring you many sexy latinas!

gonna take Italy instead, sorry for the hold up everyone

no you're not :^)

Disgusting allies get +1 Albania

Priority 1: Hold borders at all costs
Priority 2: Make fastest route to Ukraine

Rolling to take Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia

Shit didn't realise Albania gave +1

Expand into that last little smidgen of Norway. Also, Red, I want to propose a truce. You don't take germany and you get to take the surrounding countries (Belgium, Austria, italy etc) and I don't nuke you.

I accept your truce

Wait, blob Romania I guess. I thought me and CZ were gonna duke it out for the last turn and then truce.

aaa you nigger I just blobbed Ukraine

continue with expanding france
and then belgian and the netherlands

Shit it doesn't matter then, ignore me!

Do whichever is easiest for you when you read this I'm all over the place, been up for far too long

This is getting VERY salty..

Blue gains Norway +6
Red gains France, Belgium +11, wew!!

Expand into Germany. (inb4 666)

Attempt to finish off Ukraine

If enough left over, attempt to finish Romania

ayy use the rest to expand invasde the netherlands switzerland if if there are more point leftover the uk :^)

pls 666 lmao

Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia

AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

AYYYYYY lmaoooo

OH FUCK.

Oh no host

Well I guess this ends our NAP then.

Host is roast :(

Can we vote for host to stay, he is afterall the host

threat the 666 as the 42 or 69

oh I am staying, I'm just now hostile and Satan.

"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." (Rev. 16:13, 14)

I'm rather particular about what goes into my mouth, and I expect you are, too. Would you like to hold a frog in your mouth and then open up to let the creature leap out? With this repulsive scene of the unclean spirits in mind, let's turn back to the preceding verse to see what is going on. "And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared." (16:12).

Fucking copied the annotated edition didn't I?

World Jewry.
Purple.
Israel.

Went Satan.

France, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Greece are now neutral, please change your bonuses accordingly.

Germany lost its starting capital and gets -5 until they fix it.

Niggers have landed in the Britbong islands.

Push to regain capital, prepare warhead for launch.

Preparing warhead launch and chaotically expanding.

regain control over france (no bonus change needed and invade britbong

RETAKE MY CLAR, STARTING WITH GREECE AND BULGARIA

THEN BLOB SERBIA!

invade syria

im playing cs gay now so long time responses

Oh shit nigger I missed off Bulgaria from my namecount

muzzies gain albania, greece, bulgaria.
red regains france
I lose albania :(

Hey didn't i win the netherlands and get an extra +2?

Defend Turkey
Blob Cyprus and Armenia

I nuke the Balkans, aiming at the center of Greece.


Sorry about that, write yourself +21

Launch a nuclear warhead into satan's territory, epicentre: Budapest.

Got spare, go for Moldova

Take Damascus and Beirut and some other parts of Syria and Lebanon.

focus all my forces on the smelly niggers

Wait, doesn't France and Spain need to take its little outlying islands in the south?

fill those islands first aaaaaaa

AROUND SPANIARDS
CHECK THE ISLANDS

this will take a while, there are 2 nukes..

Albania, Greece, Montenegro, Kosovo, Macedonia, Bulgaria capitals wiped by nuke. I get permanent -10.

Croatia, Slovakia, Austria, Hungary capitals wiped, Germany gets a permanent -10.

..Kikes get Lebanon.

Smelly nigger faction wiped out.

take the capital of jordan and, if possible, lunge for Cairo

Expand into russia for rest of game.

the -10 bonus isn't absolute..
It just removes 10 from your remaining bonuses.

Wait, what about my attacks last turn?

that territory no longer exists, does it?

shit forgot bonus

See

expand into uk

pretty sure I did go for Moldova fammo

Muh Armenia, god damn you Cenk

Okay, take East Ukraine

God is dead

Expand into Jordan and the rest of Israel.

fucked up my bonus

I have to get up early tomorrow, so I'm gonna head off. Kebab, I leave my territory to you. Good luck you cucks

Take Albania and the capital of Bosnia

Rest go wild in the Ukraine

Cheer Fuhrer!

satan the host signing out too, someone take over~~ uguu hiroshima nagasakii~ someone responsible please

I had fun

We can just come back to it if everyone is going? I'm pretty tired myself.

ya it was pretty fun