Why?

Why do you come to Holla Forums?

To tell OP that he is a faggot.

to kill time before I finally slip into the eternal void

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I work here.

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Here's today's payment valued staff member

Holla Forums is the worst board on this website. 100 stickies is retard tier bullshit. DEEEHHHGG TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.. faggots.

Holla Forums is only good if you have money in your bank account

Everything else is too slow to be worthy of my existence.

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b/c I got banned from Holla Forums for shitboasting.
& b/c 4chan is for faggots and dipshits.

Time to make Holla Forums SS

DAT SS. Holla Forums faggots sooooo mad they don't stand for anything but dickgirls and Kike puppets

Low energy if you can't enjoy small comfy boards tbh. I hate multiplayer games and I pirate everything on a shitty computer Holla Forums is decent enough. I'm not a fan of Holla Forums.

To escape from reality and find some quality memes

There is but one answer my childrens.

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I once saw Holla Forums in the suggested-board list and thought I'd see what Holla Forums is since it's the imageboardiest board of all the imageboards.

I saw random things.

Occasionally I want to see random things, so I keep coming back. So far, so random.

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great story faggot

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is this what autism looks like?

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I already knew children are autistic, but I've never seen them autisticking i public

It's like a default for when I don't know what else to do.

depends on the severity of it.

porn.
that's it, that's literally the only reason i come here any more.

Autism in girls is the best thing ever untill feminism was created.