Why hasn't Holla Forums converted to Judaism yet?

Die.

Reported for intl.

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I said nothing wrong Christcuck, your religion is based on kike mythology and thus of Semitic origin and not European.

A true convert was always a Jew in the eyes of other Jews.

I think I'd rather follow the guy who actually did other worldly miracles.

Why would we want to embrace death?

Judaism is a religion that embraces life.

convert to Judaism
promote open borders
can't pass DNA test to run to Israel
get lynched by Muslims

convert to Judaism
promote open borders for the goy
can't pass DNA test to run to Israel
get lynched by Muslims

Israel accepts orthodox conversions.

Because, I, for one, am rather fond of my immortal soul and don't want to risk losing it to play around with hook-noses. I know their secrets already from reading their forbidden texts, I don't need to pretend to be one.

Which "forbidden texts"?

Faith in Humanity: restored

But that's extremely wrong. Conversions are very rare and only for the most powerful and lucky of goys.

Quiet, shill. I reported you once, and I'm happy to do it again.

Watch the video.

And got caught sterilizing them not too long ago. Don't be naive. Israel is both a religiously closed and ethnically pure state that wants to remain so while pushing multiculturalism for everyone else.

You're talking about illegal Ethiopian immigrants, aren't you?

Israel isn't run by Jews, idiot. It's run by secular liberals and leftists.

Because I'm already part of a superior community, that has the potential to be even greater.

Her outfit looks Afrocentric.

It's called tznius. Jewish modesty is a beautiful thing.

Any Jew in my bloodline was one that fled. Modern Judaism is nothing but a pack of hounds, there is not a single good Jew alive to this day. They went to live with the Gentiles, to sweat and labour, to toil and suffer under the beating sun with dignity. Why undo the work of my forefathers, who recoiled with disgust at the sight of the Jewish Ritual?

they wouldn't let me, I love pork

Why do you think this?

then I go back to my original statement, converting to Judaism in foreign countries I'm then supporting groups that support open borders, I then get flooded by third world migrants who are notoriously anti-semitic and will lynch my now Jew ass, and I can't run to Israel because I'm not ethnically pure. In other words why I won't convert other than I have no desire to anyway, is because it'd be cutting my own throat.

But jews are the most degenerate of degenerates. Cucking is so popular nowadays because of their porn. Their obsession with cucking is probably why judaism is passed by the women and why ashkenazim look so white.

Go sacrifice some "chickens" with the other savages, you godless reprobate.

My daughter will end up a whore and fuck around, yeah no thanks.

You absolutely can if you can prove you've completed an orthodox conversion. How hard is this for you to understand?

This is incorrect unless you can convince them that your mother was a kike.

Frum Jews are forbidden to even look an an immodest woman. All of that porn is made by SECULARS.

Watch the video I linked. ALL true converts are accepted.

You're not even trying anymore are you?

Watch the video. She explains how and why converts to Judaism are valued greatly.

muh 3000 years of beautiful child sacrifice and idol worship

come on, not even rach is this obvious.

And back to the Ethiopian migrants and DNA testing, Israel obviously is very interested in maintaining its ethnostate. I would contaminate the bloodline. I seriously doubt they'd accept converts from around the world just because of religious affiliation given it's already a closed society run as you say by secular liberals and leftists. Besides wouldn't the right thing to do be not to betray my own nation and instead stand here for my own people and my own beliefs? Wouldn't conversion and running even if it's possible make me a traitor?

lol nah

Why should I put in any effort when you aren't?

Torah prohibits human sacrifice.

Most of those Ethiopians practice a heretical sect of Judaism. And there's more to why they were sterilized aside from speculations about eugenics.

this

Judaism is Ponzi Scheme 101.

Good luck. I knew two kikes from college, one man one woman. The man loved to pump n dump and brag about it. The woman later turned out to be a coal burner and a bisexual, with both the nigger fucking and carpet munching being cases of casual sex not in a relationship. Both of these jews now live in Manhattan. They both make plenty of money as lawyers. Neither their jewishness nor their high intelligence saved them from degeneracy.

Prove it.

If your mother isn't jewish you're not jewish according to their rules. You can convert to judaism all you want but you'd still be a goy in their eyes, judaism is really the most racist religion on earth which is quite ironic when you think about the fact that it's always kikes pushing "muh diversity" bullshit down our throats.

Be honest, we know your trying to convert us because right now there is a tribal war and you need us to help you fight whom? Chabad house?

There are official versions of that now

Created by A. Wyatt Mann himself

sage cause this is an obvious bate thread

90% of porn is produced by jews. 99.9% of interracial porn is produced by jews (professional, not amateur). I know this since I used to be addicted to it and researched the hell out of it. All major porn pimps (aka "talent agent") are jews except Derek Hay, who manages the only well-known pornstars who aren't forced to do interracial, like Alexis Texas. The kike in pic related is the biggest porn pimp and he is known to have a heavy interracial fetish.

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Because I cannot in good conscientious join some desert cult that's religious leaders suck little boys dicks after mutilating them.

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Also, it's already quite obvious that you're a shill so you can stop trying now OP, cuckchan is easier to convince so fuck off to that place

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These aren't speculations. Israel has ethnically cleansed walled off segregated occupation zones already for fucks sake. It'd be the equivalent of the US invading parts of Mexico, bulldozing the area, kicking out the Mexicans and populating it only with WASPs. They DNA test for marriages. Israel is all about eugenics.

fuck off autist

Do you know WHY Jews perform metzitzah b'peh? It has nothing to do with pedophilia. It's done for both the sake of the body (hygiene) and for the sake of the soul, as it represents elevation of the child's soul through the unity of holy genitalia and holy mouth.

Because I've read the Talmud and am aware that all religions have an exoteric and esoteric teaching. A religion that isn't based on truth in the exoteric form, means that it's esoterics will be even more cutthroat and deceptive to it's own "people". Since converting to Judaism like a plebian means you won't be anywhere near the top of the pyramid, what's the point exactly? When there's no goys to cheat and steal from, you become the new underclass.

Israel accepts Jews of every race. Those Ethiopians were "sterilized" because those women requested birth control and were given untested chemicals instead. Yes, what happened is horrible, but it does NOT sum up Judaism's feelings towards non-Ashkenazim.

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She might not fuck blacks but she fucks jews, and was married to this one.

(even looks a bit jewy herself)

Again, porn is NOT made by the religious (real) Jews. A Jewish man will never touch a woman in public, much less create porn.

I didn't give her any credit. They all deserve the rope. My point was that the only major pornstars who don't do interracial are those not managed by jews

sure…

Wow that sure makes sucking mutilated baby dick and giving infants herpes so much more palatable, I didn't know they did it for religious reasons, how narrow-minded of me.

was meant for

You don't understand. Real Jews will never, ever advocate ANYONE engage in fornication or ANY immoral sex acts. Do you know what Jewish Law dictates about human sexuality?

Are you a convert then?

this is some low energy kikery

A SINGLE RABBI was accused of giving babies herpes, and even then, whether or not he was actually guilty was never proven.

My wife is.

We hate the jews which you describe as "non-religious". I don't think anyone cares about the autists from pic related except for the memes

Watch the video. Rivka Malka explains how and why JUDAISM ACCEPTS AND TREASURES AUTHENTIC CONVERTS.

Then you really don't have a clue do you.

Pull the other one.

Do you know anything about Jewish Law? I do, and I can tell you why your understanding of who is a Jew is wrong.

Congrats, Chaim. Your offspring will be goyim now

lol

If they had sexual intercourse before they were three years and one day old the hymen would grow again, and they would be virgins. V. 9a and 11b and cf. Nid. 44b and 45a.

The Talmud is vile and full of acts of pedophilia, you are diluted and have no idea what your own religion permits. You aren't a jew, you're an idiot. An idiot that is a human shield for Talmudic pedophiles. Go fuck yourself yid.

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Yea, no.
So many Jews are race-mixing these days, the orthodox Jews are predicting there won't be a full-blooded Jew left by 2025.
Even one of Rothschild's daughters is a coal-burner.

Again, neither of you understand how conversion to Judaism works.

Do you even know the context of that verse? It's not a debate about whether or not it's permissible to have sex with a three-year old. It's about whether or not a girl who was sexually violated before the age of three is still considered a virgin on her wedding night.

Where? Can you show me all the "pedo verses" in context?

I already laid out what's in for a goy convert to judaism. Any any other lowly jew for that matter.

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What makes you think converts are denied an esoteric understanding of our religion? All males, converts or not, are required to study the Talmud.

jews confirmed for mentally ill megalomaniacs

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Compile your 'research' and make a thread about it.

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You think that the Talmud is the esoterics? Mate, that IS the exoterics of Judaism.

Forbidden texts are just shit they don't want the goyim to read, like the Talmud, the Protocols, the various shit surrounding Jewish Kabbala and the Masonics and their other secret societies, anything exposing their methods of operation. None of it is all that secret, it's just taboo and people don't bother with it.

Not related to you post, but why are you trying to convert neonazis from an anonymous imageboard to judaism?

All you need to do to become a Jew is to start calling yourself Jewish.

It's literally what the Ashkenazim did.

you also need to master the laws of usury and the art of the swindle

Are you kidding, Chaim?

You mean a non-Pharasaical branch, a branch more in tune with the Biblical religion of the Judeans rather than the abominations of modern Jewry. Abyssinia is a place different than the rest of Sub-Saharan Africa and its people weren't the same genetically as Sub-Saharan Africans, Holla Forums should look into them more.

I'm not cutting my foreskin off to join a religious club who uses pornography as a psy ops weapon of subversion.

Plus I'll be involved in all sorts of controversies, I just want a fairly calm life.

The power that the Jews have over the world is all a simple sleight of hand parlor trick, the shellgames that are frational reserve banking, debt-based script currency, and usury. It's all an old Babylonian magician's trick and yet it keeps so many people spellbound to this day.

I understand the context of the verse in that committing acts of pedophilia is punished by a monetary penalty. Judaism isn't a religion, it's a nebulous justification for rent-seeking behavior and usury against non-jews and undesirables. There is nothing spiritual about Judaism, you are all masochists and love being caught and victimized for your parasitic behavior. You've been expelled from over 130 countries, and you still think it's a problem of bigotry. Your religion is incompatible with reality, and that's why you're losing even the Jewish identity. Go get your ass pounded by jewish faggots in Tel Aviv, coincidentally the fag capitol of the world.

Re-read my post and then my previous post

The seriously religious Jews who follow the faith for reasons other than hand rubbing or oh vey and who want to purge degeneracy do arouse me some curiosity though.

The Ultra-Orthodox mainly.

Is lying seriously fuking genetic with you kikes?
A JEWISH doctored notice the Ethiopian birth rate had plummeted severely, investigated, found out the women had been sterilized without their knowledge, and reported it to the media.
The women thought they were getting standard inoculations on a monthly basis & were too stupid to know this is not how it's done.

The Jew fucking lies whenever it opens it's whining mouth.

What I do is just internalize their values, namely "us against the world". Read when victims rule and try to assimilate how they think. I think they have the smartest philosophy out there.

What if we just founded the Church of Kek or something? Proselytise meme magic to normies, gain their power and take their tribute of chicken tendies?

No, you have nothing of value or honesty to say.

Why is this thread not locked.

>>Oven

You aren't allowed to study the kabbalah until you're 40, married with kids and have studied Talmud for over 20 years. But that has nothing to do with converts and a male convert is open to engaging in this.

Don't lie, everyone knows that Sephardim are literally arab tier subhumans. The only reason we're not supposed to talk about it because if we go into the reality that Sephardim are basically shitskin arabs, genetically at least, the arabs will ask for "right to return" to Israel.

Look, if you want to know about converts, I'd suggest sending Rivka Malka a PM on facebook.

FB. com/rivkamalka.perlman

She'll answer your questions.

If Israel were run by "real" Orthodox Jews, the country would be even more dangerous and militant. BTW, if you're in Israel, can you upload some books by the crazies like Yaakov Teitel?

I'm in California, hence why it's not shabbat yet.

I thought you were trolling this entire time. Good luck with your endeavors as a "Jew"

Judaism is blood related. Either you're born from an Ashkenazi mother and you're in or you're on the goyim ladder. Fuck off kike, there is no acceptance from the real Jews.

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Again, WATCH THE VIDEO. You know nothing about conversion to Judaism.

are you Sephardim OP?

I'm Ashkenazi. My wife is a convert.

a jew tainting a shiksa, color me surprised

How does it feel to not have Jewish kids in the future? Thousands of years of history down the drain… Do your family accept her? A real Orthodox Jewish family wouldn't accept any of this nonsense.

We are orthodox and my wife and our children are accepted by everyone in our community.

They should make a name for the reform synagogues that pose as Orthodox synagogues. Kind of like how the "neo-conservatives" are not actually conservatives. We could call your sect "neo-orthodox", since it isn't real Orthodox Judaism. I mean, according to god, according to the Talmud, and according to Orthodox Judaism, your kids will be goys. That's the reality.

No. It is typical for Jews to consider even the kids of goy non-convert mother and Jewish father - goyim, even if brought up as Jews.

Stop spreading shit. Reported.

Can you show me where in Jewish scripture it claims converts aren't accepted as real Jews?

Just tell me first. Why did you do it? Jews have been Jews for 4000 years, and you've rebelled against tradition and pissed on your ancestry, and now you've got a house full of goy rats. There must be an explanation.

You are only finishing what Hitler started.

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Which is fair, because we don't recognize descendants on the maternal line to be Israelites anyway.

The real line is patrilineal. From Adam all the way to Jesus. Mother names aren't even mentioned in the books.

If some half-cousin on the maternal side decides, due to an enormous inferiority complex, to start calling themselves Jews that's ok.

smells like summer in here

not that user, but user is right. Joseph Campbell said so

If he is Ashkenazi (German Jew), his maternal DNA is already European in origin and not semitic. He already possesses scarcely little semitic genetic history.

He could have cleansed this "impurity" in his children by marrying a sephardic jew (or even, frankly, an arab convert), but at this point, marrying a white convert is - religiously speaking - a lateral move. He actually gains some ground on account of her superior european genes.

But ultimately he was already a fraudulent Hebrew (with inbreeding issues), his wife is a fraudulent Hebrew, and his children will be fraudulent Hebrews (and less inbred).

Well done, Chaim.

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Judaism is a shit-tier Semitic desert cult, the only thing that made Judaism relevant in modern times has been the high IQ Ashkenazi merchant race. You pollute the Ashkenazi bloodline while promoting the irrelevant desert cult, you are an honorary goyishe kop.

Holla Forums has already converted.

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Judaism is notoriously difficult to convert to, especially if you look 100% goy.

There is Law that is written and Law that still remains unwritten.

You can't convert, you have to be born from a jewish mother.

>==MINI== butter croissant 10 pack

Learn to read, dummy.

Campbell had nothing against Christ (he thought of him as a Western Buddha figure), his affinity was more Gnostic and anti-clerical tho

The difference between the universalism of Christ and the Buddha is the divide between East and West that predates them, namely that of action (the Cross) and contemplation (the Bo tree).

But, I am already jewish.

FUCKING DEGENERATE KIKES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Trans Nazis are only help Jews so they are honorary heebs already.

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That actually cleared a lot up for me very succinctly. Thanks, user!

i'm not cutting off my fucking foreskin

i got my dick just the way i want it

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That is the best thing good Jews could do for us: pack up & go home.

Of course, the Jewing instinct is still with them but, given a long enough time where most Jews have to do real work because they can't all be middlemen, we would have to suppose it would finally diminish over centuries contained in one country.

Don't worry, I am not a Zionist bros. This could also work if they left for the Jewish Autonomous Oblast.

Sage goes in all fields.

90% of good porn is done by Japs.

Stop fucking bumping you kike loving niggers

no thanks, I'd rather keep my foreskin. now get back in the oven

Because I don't want to fuck a rat.

I'm not Ted Cruz, ffs.