Need some cash

jesus christ i'm sorry for being such a faggot

shave your shitty my-first-mustache

you're right. it's a problem.

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why thank you.
i should just work on the corner to get some cash.

so what's your name?
Pedro?
Juan?
Pablo?
Pierro?

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His name is Juan-Pablo Pierro

fuck i wish my name was pierro

hold up a timestamp with the Holla Forums logo you fucking faggot. If you don't in the next post I will spam this thread with scat pictures

Poop-Pushing Pansy

is this correct?

why did it take you so fucking long to do this? You are one dense spic

sorry dad

I mean "Papi"

Start sucking

why live?

i already did by not putting the 8ch logo on my timestamp.

I mean cocks

all i have is mine sir.

Might've worked on this retard but no-one else is falling for that shop. Fuck off faggot.

Then go find a few suck, them to completion and then charge them.

Holla Forums has solved your money problems

/thread

excuse me.

I'll be damned that one looks legit.

i-i falled for it

what do you think of donald trump op?

i wish i was his daughter so he can grab me by the pussy.

ok that was funny…i like this fucking faggot now

Why are you not looking for cocks to suck for money? You're wasting precious cock sucking time.

100 if you wear a cute dress and stockings

Just sell some blood and semen easy money

fuck sorry let my hit up my dad.

dammit. I would do it but I don't have anything feminine :(

I can tell you from experience it won't be hard to do a better job than your mom

so do you have any job skills?

i applied at a coffee shop because my friend wanted me to help cover her shifts.
I used to work at schools doing IT work for over a year.

What did your dad say? If he said no try one of the neighbors house.

damn bro you really want me to suck some dicke huh?

It's quick easy cash. It will solve your problem

faces of Holla Forums thread when?

You could always see if Correct the Record is hiring. If they say no cry racism.

you're absolutely right.
i'd just post myself somewhere and charge 100 an hour if that's what it takes.

try backpage

You should apply at some temp labor places they should be able to find you something to pickup some fast cash.

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hey - go try this and let us know if it works…

zzq7gpluliw6iq7l.onion/threadlist.php?/

or this:

prepaid3jdde64ro.onion/

How much money are you needing to make? Minimum wage is shit but if you're frugal it can keep you alive.

Or try crime

Actually you could dome some livestream porn in a deep-web board, I've heard there is this people called asians who have really weird fetishes and will pay you for something as simple as sharpie in pooper.

Just remember to wear a mask or something.

I'm actually really close to doing that. i have a horse mask does that count.

Whats that weird fucking thing called where Asians pay you to eat huge amounts of food on camera?

What is that? I haven't clicked it or fired up tor to look.

Horse mask + little bit of scat (nothing serious, don't take the brown pill) = thousands of yens.

CC sites…

I want confirmation of real deal or scams…

You seem the man for the job…

oooh? so, some dollars?

lol no

I'll stick a sharpie in my pooper for Asians. Where do I find these?

Must be another one of those fetishes. And actually an easy one: Pretending to eat lots of food can be really easy if you manage to drop it in your lap. Just sit on the floor, front of a coffee table, and drop them slightly and easily.

Yeah, you got it. Sorry, it won't make you millionare.

But you said you need some cash, so, might work for you.

Oh my man I can't do all the work for you. Just use thar and go in the derp web, needs lurking.

i've never shoved anything up my ass

Im not asking you to stick the sharpie in my pooper while filming it, I just want a idea in which direction I should look beyond "thar" and

Well get to work, faggot.

You know I won't pay you for what you are about to attempt, right? I mean, I am not an asian. Also I probably can't fap to that ink pencil that will be inserted in your anus.

it's harder than porn makes it out to be
i had issues with my fingers and i used lube

To be honest: I don't know. But I did saw a video of a livestream where a guy with a mask did several stuff for mostly asians (few caucasians too) requirements and was updating his paypal while doing so. Cash flow was fast.

I guess google the correct onions would do the work, or use their wiki.

goddamn!

either lying or faggot - too scared to shove something up there in case you find out the truth…

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nut up faggot
tell me you never tried

oh and what about those suppositories your mother got up there when you got sick as a kid? also a few years ago it was normal to take body temperature by rectal way.

It was also way more pleasurable

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you know dragon dildos cannot measure temperature right?

Next up you're going to pretend you never tried to give yourself a blowjob like an insecure teenager

No you beta faggot unlike you i'm a man

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Some of the manliest men in history loved other men

All those Spartans were sucking and fucking each other shortly before battle

What amuses me are your motives.
Yes, I've tried to suck my own penis, but not for insecurities rather than an elongation test.
If your motive are insecurities then just go and suck another man's dick, I mean, I'll be safer for your spine.

Those where the Athenians.

Yeah they joined in too

Stop camwhoring these threads helped ruin one sites Holla Forums, you're obviously young as fuck. Go hang out with all the other little kids over on 4chan.
you're a boring ugly camwhore anyway

Holy shit an literal faggot …..hahahah die in a fire goo gobbler

Ive never gobbled goo. I like it when another man cums on my dick. I then use his cum as lube and cum shortly afterwards.

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Correct me if I am wrong but mostly where the Athenians that thought the women is inferior because their minds have flaws for abstract thinking and producing analogies, logic thinking, etc. So they encouraged men to sexually relate to their own kind.

Also it was common between mentor and apprentice.

But Spartans just found lust in blood and that's it. They masturbated while killing others, literraly.

Jesus Christ! 8ch did get invaded by 1/2 tards. Soon Holla Forums will be spammed with those God awful rate/ roast and faces of Holla Forums threads. Fuck this shit I'm out.

*literally, shit

I am curious. How do you know this? You are actually correct.

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i never intended it to be. i'm so sorry for ruining your day.

I am one of the rare ones that actually started browsing 8ch first. Holla Forums was my first chan. I tried 1/2 for a couple of days. I fucking hated it. Where do I go now user?

YOU SHOULD KILL THIS GUY

I am really curious of how people can perceive 1/2 tards coming here. Even pointing a particular user because of his halfness.

Is it so obvious? What are the rules? What's the concept of the eigther? What's the difference?

No, I mean, how can you know? I sense people here can actually know when a faggot came from there. I had the experience, made a thread that went 404 in a blink of an eye. How do you spot them?

I've only browsed /mu/ and /p/. Never really on Holla Forums as much. This is my first post after all so I'm not fully aware of the unofficial/official rules.
so sorry for my ignorance.

I guess we'll have to make a thread about it. But not today.

no fullchan user would post his face, its a dead giveaway.

Show us your butt! Spread your butt!

Earn some cash and send it to us instead :^)

How does it feel knowing your choice for going to college will bring you nothing but debt in your life?

op, i don't know how you can make some cash, but i do know a sure fire way of not making a dime, ever.
you are already doing it.

Here you go, OP… really, there is no need to thank me! My pleasure.

I don't care if you're sorry or not fuck off of this website. Or at least this board. You don't belog here doing this kind of shit. This really does turn sites into shit. You don't understand cause you're young and been on imageboards for a few years at most. But this shit is dumb, and it lowers the quality of the site in general.

Seriously stop this and just go the fuck away. Stop responding and stop posting pictures. This whole having a vanity thread to show us you're a teenager is fuckign retarded.

You are so right! I will not contribute to this thread in any way!

Dude, you look good!
You could be gay for pay.

your boardwide mendacity is far, far worse for the quality of the user experience here. you behave like an ulcerous trusty in a prison. does ur mom suck eggs as they should be sucked?

for op
goldfeverprospecting.com/urprnymanpas.html

The day user went too far

Two keyboards in the back. I'll give you $50 for a 2 minute original piano piece.

that's 100
post 2 endurable minutes of anything original with your btc wallet or such.

… waiting…