Let's take a minute to welcome user to the team. Welcome aboard!

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*whips out dick*

sage because off topic
>>>Holla Forums

*tips privilege*

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Why are there no niggers tho?

RUN Holla Forums RUN
OUT Holla Forums OUT

11, 9, 5 or 4

lol m8, you get nothing

See I thrive in this type of environment. I could steer these women towards whatever I wanted. Especially the older ones.

Because cum skins have to tell niggers that they're oppressed or they won't think they're oppressed.

Get

Fuck me

3, 4, 5, 11 and 13(she looks like one of those asains that are down for anything)

Is that the Huffington Post editorial board meeting?

of course they use mac.
roasties, do any of you happen to know how to program?

They are all 3DPD.

My feet hurt, why can't I be home posting on 8ch? Oh shit, they are all looking at me. They are smiling too. I bet they all support Net Neutrality. I need to get out of here.... ok, I'm gonna' sperg.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

please just kill them all

*Throws acid in their faces*

2 tbh

revolting.

5 and 9 I guess

nice

*Unsheaths katana
*Teleports behind them
Nice try kids

Thanks for the warm welcome, guys. I just want to be frank with you about my goals upfront. I want to get started taking on what I perceive to be the tech industry's biggest problem right away, and I'm sure you'll all be just as excited about my plan as I am when you hear it.

You see, what are referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux...

*starts sperging out because I'm a literal fucking autist*

I'd quit the next day, this company is probably going to tank soon.

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