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I just stole $900
idk what to do with the money
ask me any fucking thing

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roll it up, put it in condom, push into ass

who did you stole it from?

Did you steal the money from a little old granny who now can't afford to pay her power bill?

I stole the money from a worthless human who's daddy works in real estate, so in turn the money was already stolen anyways

I stole it from a case that had 50k in it, i wasn't greedy.

well I suggest you do this:

send them to me, atleast i can pay my rent and have some spare for other shit that i have to delay otherwise

Order a pizza for yourself everyday till you run out of the stolen money ?

Timestamp or it didnt happen

This

Buy me something off my amazon wish list

Don't you have enough dildos already?

You're not obligated to steal just because of that. Do the right thing, give it back.
Stealing is stealing.

Nigga I need a vga cable

buy me a pizza
jk i just had tendies

tofu tendies?

rolling for $900 of tofu tendies

Nigger you could've had 50k and you took 900 buks?
You fucking dumbass.

Go eat a nice meal in mcdonalds, thats what i would do.

He most probably thought of the most money he's ever had in his life and doubled it - "yep $900 will be sweet as brah"

Look fam, not op, but would you like everything but a couch or a tv? I don't want to leave you hanging after robbing you.

Implying you're not excited by possibility OP will gave you a share of his sweet $900.

Eurothief here

well done OP, proud of ya

Buy 5 grams of coke and a shitload of booze. Invite your friends and party your fucking scrotums off

go to the club, take a chick home

Put some money aside for the day(s) after for pizza and more booze to ease the hangover

if you can get ketamine, use that instead of alcohol

you don't think they'll notice and lift your prints from it?
you stole from a rich man
prepare for life in prison OP

moral faggot

Have stole tons of bottlesamd food from stores..

Pic related

Sit on it, the idea will come to you.

Personally, I'd spend it on food, and try and cook something delicious. Or a bunch of books.

The idea is that since you've committed a crime, it is best to use it on something that would better yourself, since booze will lead to hangovers and the high of drugs is a fleeting moment.

Sigh up for predictit, bet it all on a Trump victory.

Buy $600 dollars with your $900 then you will have $1500

Then get $1500 of magnets

smh fam

And guarantee that he'll go to prison?

OP, don't listen to this faggot. Spend it on hookers and blow and an investment that's worthwhile, like tools or supplies or whatever.

Y dontnyou give it to me instead. So i'm the one whos gonna burn in hell for spending stolen money? Idm

Buy a gun. Someone is going to be looking to kill you

can u get me some games? steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000911502/wishlist/
prefferably KotOR, Dark Souls 2, Magicka 2, Space Engineers.
Alternatively, u can transfer some to my bank account or some such

Spend the $900 on stupid giftcards and anonymously send them all to the person you stole from.

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give it back, Tyron.
you filthy nigger

wtf ?
who's that John Jakob ?

Sheesh, get up to speed:

kick urself violently in the ass 49100 times,

your rent is under 900$? what kind of a shit hole is that? how can you live like that?

i am John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit, why?

and put them in your ass

Donate the money to a white support foundation user.

fuck off you subhuman