This is serious don't fuck this up for me

I'm making this thread to show my 12 year old sister what Holla Forums is. I can't find any threads without porn or other vulgar shit my sis would call me a weirdo for. Post some bantz, or funny shit or whatever. No porn and stuff, is what I'm getting at.

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I'm sorry your brother is such a faggot.
Also nigger tits.

Make sure you brush your teeth little girl, or you'll end up like this.

No one made me this kind of thread when I was 12.
Now I'm 13

Just show her /a/ instead of Holla Forums
Show her how much of a weeb you are, and maybe a waifu thread.

No, because she'd think I'm weird for watching cartoons at 29

show her Holla Forums, that way she gets a taste of edginess, while not being exposed to porn and shit because its usually banned there. And hopefully she will convert to NatSoc to want to preserve her race

why the fuck would your parents fuck when her son is 17?
>tfw your mother had you in 34

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Nice lucky trips.

Sh-she had me at 16

fucking feminists

Show her leftypol so she can become class conscious, overthrow her capitalist oppressors, and also see some dank memes.

leftypol has no memes

Your mems are a shit, you commie faggot.

OP, the idea of you showing your 12 year old sister what Holla Forums is and corrupting her with porn and gore and shit makes me hard as a rock

stop being a faggot

Turning her into some imageboard dwelling shut-in is far better than the alternative of her growing up to be some normalfag slut.

op show her tits or gtfo

fuck i meant you

not you

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So what happened?

This board is for trading tips and tricks on how to get your sister to fuck black guys

Also doxing

Hey OP's sister show tits with timestamp

OP is your sister sitting on your lap while reading this thread?

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whats this now the red pill brigade?

She had an inflammated back injury and had to downsize her breasts out of medical reasons.

Of course, since since she is sucking jewish cock on a regular basis, she will say anything the race mixing propaganda puppet masters in hollyjew command her.

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rip body acceptance
washington post always serving the quality content, direct from the capital

You suddenly realize that all this racemixing found in hollywood tv series like WalkingDead are because the jew is trying to get more black viewers

Come on user. We know those breasts were oppressing her.

hope you're teaching her how pointless life is

Naw I went to read her interviews, she talked about body shaming, being sexualized, and only mentioned back pain once, after being prompted be the interviewer.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

Dear OP's sister
Your brother asked us not to show porn ((not always only)people having sex) or anything vulgar, but know that at any given time this makes up 50-80% of all board content. Tell your brother to 'lurk more' and strive to never be like him.

8ch.net/s8s/index.html
>>>/s8s/
your closest mix between lower than usual vulgarity and more then a few anons using it

Here you go OP's sister, essential listening

this

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Hey op's sister. You brother has jerked off to you before. He has probably jerked off to your mom too. Ask him why your parents divorced, its his fault. Even though he won't admit it.

Also, kill both of you if you get the chance.

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I LIKE this deleted scene!