how do I annoy my mom and her new boy toy who are having really loud annoying sex?
Bit of background, she's the type of person who if you say a single fact or opinion and she disagrees she defaults on "this is my house and I will do what I want" to the point of shamelessness. Also threatened to kick me out 10m ago for not picking up socks.
How do I subtly ruin her and her douchey consort's sexy time without her finding out it was me?
I was thinking maybe hide some speaker in a place where they wouldnt find it and blast some sounds every so often.
Luke Myers
Come in with a hard on shouting player three has entered the game.
Aaron Smith
kek
Dylan Cooper
do you have a pet dog?
Jacob Walker
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Sebastian Gomez
Tell her that a person come to the house (you dont know him/her and you were so upset that you didnt asked more) and that he/she told you to not be so loud doing sex because kids are near and she/he/it will call the police.
Remember to write everything in a paper and read it a lot of times before doing it, for normies that shit is a fucking trauma and you will never forget it, you can also try lauching stones to the floor every time they are doing it (after that) she will get it but womyn dont give a fuck, then try with a window, she will stop because womyn like security and money, its a scientific fact that they cant have orgasm if they are loosing money or are being fucked by a tard that cant protect them.
Angel Flores
follow these instructions:
at that moment you stare directly into her eyes as you orgasm and your hormone crippled lady dick cums all over your chest
Cooper Price
OP needs to post or respond or this is pointless
Jaxson Kelly
also post webm
Brody Gomez
Also samefag.
Easton Rogers
Yes
She's completely shameless so it wont work. My family has basically cut her off. I still have to live with her a few months before I transfer colleges so I need to just piss her off without her knowing it's me or I might get kicked out early.
Levi Morales
duh, that's why i said "also", to make clear i meant to add this myself
Andrew Clark
(double dubs)
you need to get the dog barking
Jaxson Fisher
oh boy! a new word to google!
'Do not remove cells'? How is that even possible? Hair is attached to cells, if you're not bringing some cells with the hair, isn't it just shaving?
Benjamin Russell
Not the worst idea. I could maybe play some clips of dogs barking since he hates other dogs.
Was trying to think of some ideas to get back at them but most aren't charming and are more sociopathic like putting sugar in his gas tank or something. Not gonna go with that obviously.
Easton Gomez
then get the dog barking and bonus if you can get the dog scratching at the door. put a small bit of food by or on the door
Luis Brooks
another thing is go to a smoke detector in your house and put it in test mode
Nathan Hughes
Lmao sounds good fam.
Lucas Campbell
listen, most people want you to do something crazy, but the real trick is to do just enough to stop them, leave them frustrated, and to let it fester.
Jace Richardson
I was told my entire child life: Now that I've found Holla Forums, I have the courage to argue for what is right, and single mothers are not right.
Essentially, you have to be the man she never had. Every woman yearns for a man to take control of her. Since this is Holla Forums, I am obligate to tell you to fuck your mother.
Adrian Robinson
thank you for the insight into the family life sexually depraved mindset of Holla Forumsacks
Cameron Perez
Most moms have a Jocasta complex.
Josiah Green
Thats the point, if you just launch stones she wouldnt get it, try with a reason first, then her brain will mix things and she will get that she isnt safe with him so her orgarms will be ruined, try with stones at the moment of the orgasm… kid, did i have to explain everything?
Zachary Murphy
She will get used to that and OP and consequences will never be the same for OP.
Same as the dog, she didnt fear OP, OP fear her, if she have power over the thing that is ruining her sex shit will be worse.
Dylan Wilson
yeah, but it give you multiple things. one day do the smoke detector. the next do the dog.
John Cook
i still think that OP is probably so effeminate that giving in to her moms lovers dick is the best course of action she can take
James Brown
It was a joke, about the fucking. I am no Oedipus.
The point still stands though, control her.
Back story: >met in prison
Thanks for not staying with a good man, and bouncing from drunk to drunk, grams
tl;dr single motherhood is cancer
Julian King
quit bitching about your circumcision
Aiden Martinez
Sure, disregard the entirety of my post, and keep being a slave. Faggot.
Lincoln Campbell
is this story real? it explains a lot but doesn't paint your ideology in a positive image at all it just shows how it's superficial pretentiousness to cover your deeply hurt ego you are a living political charicature of the modern neo nazi, and i don't even mean to be condescending by now
William Butler
I didn't disregard it. I am just tired of all these assholes who are so obsessed with their fucking foreskin. quit being autistic and get over it
Dylan Foster
All related to OP.
Isaac Ward
The intact Family should be seen as the paramount, despite any political conviction. The Family is the the smallest identifiable unit into which the society can be divided, just as a molecule can retain the composition and substance of the whole. I can not say my ego is hurt, because it has never been healthy. Thanks for not being condescending.
Men are naturally designed to have a foreskin, any situation that will remove such a natural occurrence should be challenged, despite autism
Jackson Gomez
out of everything in your life the fucking foreskin isn't the major issue
Lucas James
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Parker Reyes
It is indeed an issue. It is the first issue. Keep making excuses. If you are circumcised, you too are a slave. Tell me, would you hurt your son in such a way? Inflict pain upon a baby, who cannot consent and doesn't understand why he is subjected to the pain of circumcision?
Do you honestly believe that such a pain will not stay with a man, affecting him until adulthood?
Will you defend the reasons the practice of circumcision is continued in the Western world, despite the overwhelming evidence against it?
Zachary Taylor
No one fucking cares. Back to halfchan.
Zachary Collins
have not been there in years how are things going back there?
Austin Stewart
Two words: Trap thread
Isaiah Diaz
problem is not the content being posted but that being censored grow up
Luke Garcia
Do you have tile flooring?
Aiden Flores
CTR /Slide thread detected, along with all of the blind sheep followers.
/ban en masse
Liam Sanchez
Maybe gain a person's perspective instead of reacting to four words they posted.
I agree, any censorship is bad, especially the censorship that people are advocating for on this very site. There is a problem when the userbase is more preoccupied with the hourly trap thread while their freedoms go out the window.
Daniel Bailey
>calls someone for being a samefag when it wasn't hidden 'and doesn't matter
How new are you?
Jose Reed
"success is the best revenge"
Austin Morales
You can SWAT your own house. Call the cops pretending to be a concerned neighbor saying you think someone in being raped in your house.
Charles Watson
OP here. Trying to understand all the autism in this thread.
She's a single mother now but just got out of a 25+ year marriage with my dad who she just found out was banging hookers the entire time because shit was cash.
So now I'm dealing with this shit.
Anyone know any good pills I can use to troll them with? Maybe I could my mom's menopause meds into his coffee or something.
Throwing stuff at the door is ok but she's gonna know it's me. The key is to piss her off, have her not know it's me so I don't get thrown out.
Elijah Howard
have sex with him and film it
Aiden Green
forgot to add, then show your mother
Parker Cox
do you share a bathroom with them?
Anthony Stewart
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Blake Johnson
Bring a girl back an have even louder sex. Or fap into a condom and hide it somewhere obvious in her room. When she asks about it, say he came in with a girl and bribed you 50$ not to say anything
Jordan Thomas
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Joshua Hughes
Blast some Street Sects, the kids will love it.
Angel Long
Become a trap and cuckquean your mom.
Would make a nice hentai crop image
Samuel Rodriguez
feelsbadman
Ian Watson
stop living with your mom you fucking failure
Ryan Gutierrez
Learn to play keyboards with your dick.
Whenever they are fucking, stand in the living room naked playing keyboards.
Jacob Morales
Either do this or get /fit/ and drop him on the ground then move out. Stop being a faggot op.
Jackson Richardson
is your mom hot?
Oliver Stewart
Also, if you're dating enough
Elijah Anderson
Call up her boyfriend's cell phone and social engineer him into doing something retarded or giving up dank info.
Dominic Scott
Record audio of them going at it. Get the audio onto boyfriends phone, in an inconspicuous folder. Set it as his ringtone specific to your number. When they're having sex, call him.
Bonus points if you set your number in his phone as a girls name Bonus points for setting his ringtone specific to your mother's number to be that sound
if you don't want to call his phone, then set an alarm (to go off when you expect that they'll next have sex), with that sound as the alarm tone.