Why do people hate Elves again?

Why do people hate Elves again?

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pointy eared faggots

sluts

well as everyone knows, Satella is an elf or half-elf or whatever the fuck she is..

remove untrustworthy knife-ear or get backstabbed

So around elves, watch yourselves?

Because they know that they're the inferior race and have a complex about it.

assholes play male elves. drow are the worst of those.

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I want to have sex with that gun.

No one hates Elves, elves perform a vital role in society, who else is going to slut it up and take every dick that is waggled near it?
Orcs won't, they only want strong guys, alpha male types.
Halflings might, but then you gotta explain to the town guard that she's a halfling, not a kid.
Dwarves are well, dwarves…
nuff said.

No one hates the ones who take the edge off…

Because elves are faggots.

Pricks who dress as the Crow for halloween play male elves.

And fat sluts and fat faggots play female elves.


Men play races that don't care about looking sexy as long as they can rip an elf in half with their bare hands.

And women play dwarves. Male dwarves. With the biggest beard option they can find.

bad tastes

They're the Jews of Middle-Earth.

Because Orcs are better.

Elves are the true Aryan master race. Hitler actually predicted this. People who hate elves are Jewish thieves.

Dwarves confirmed mountain jew

No. The dwarves are the jews of Middle Earth. Tolkien took a lot of inspiration from Hebrew writing when developing them.

He should've taken inspiration from the Swiss
They'd be perfect

Did i just warped to middleschool? .__.''

Dwarves Gonna Hate

Shouldn't you be off in some neckbeard's basement getting your ears played with?

because elves are faggots who sit and jerk off in trees all day

Fucking pointy-eared tree jerkers

I don't hate elves, I want to have sex with them. Paladindus and 40cucks can suck it


An orc is fine too

An elf's only use is to be a sex slave.

awesome anime

wtf I love elves now

go stand under a tree and say that

Go hang from a tree, elfhater.

why would you abuse trees like that treefucker

We can always plant more.

Ya'all need some hairy dwarf pussy all up in your faces

not sure, he has some bretty good music

Elves (singular, Elf) are smelly, stuck-up, arrogant tree-fondling hippies humanoids dedicated to the protection of their concept of nature (focused on trees).
Elven caravans arrive in late spring, bringing only plant-related and wood-related items, caged tame animals, various types of clay and sand. During trade, elves will not accept wood, wooden items or any goods decorated with wood. This includes clear and crystal glass items and soap, because wood-derived lye and pearlash are used in their production, however, ash-glazed items are acceptable. Dwarves cannot normally decorate objects with wood, but other civilizations can, so be careful with objects with decorations. Elves bring their own "grown" wooden items. Those were presumably produced without cutting down trees. Elves will accept elf-made wooden items in trade, but not wooden items made by anyone else. Be careful not to offer them your wooden bins or barrels, or quivers containing wooden bolts/arrows. If the contents of bins are marked for trade individually, and are not wooden themselves, the elves will not care that you used wooden bins to haul the goods to the depot. You may also steal from them or even kill/torture them without fear of repercussion: merchants will not resist if you seize their goods and will not competently fight back if attacked.
Elves will generally accept items made of green glass, stone, metal, bone and other refuse, silk, leather, plant fiber cloth, meat and fish, totems, and even plants. They will accept animals in trade, as long as those are not held in dwarf-made wooden cages. They also accept raw clear glass and raw crystal glass, even though they are made using pearlash. Despite the name, petrified wood is a kind of stone and therefore acceptable. (Apparently it's okay if the tree died of natural causes a long time ago.)
Offending elves by attempting to trade wooden items normally causes them to refuse further trade this year and leave early. Repeatedly offending elves by attempting to trade wooden items may cause them to attack your fortress with an ambush, which may later evolve into a full siege.
They have no facial hair but rarely they have at least stubble. Like goblins, they are biologically immortal and will only die to violence and disease. Elves speak the elvish language.
Some stupid, useless, treefondling traitors dwarves like elves for their grace.

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In The Hobbit it was based on Norse, including the names of the Dwarves and Gandalf. He changed it to Hebrew for Lord of the Rings to trigger the Nazis.

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Are Hobbits loli Elves?

Some of those Hobbit children are just so adorable, aren't they?

And dark elves are the superior race.

according to the elder scrolls, orcs r elves. According to middle earth - too

has a dick/10

I don't hate them, just the "males". I think females are pretty nice sex slaves.

They're gayish and kikeish

'Cause green iz best!

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You call that a Dark Elf?

N'wah

user please.

Everyone good man of the Imperium wants to fuck an elf.

Those rogue traders have the best jobs. Even better than the inquisitors. All the power of the Imperium at their backs, with none of the responsibility.

They actually get to negotiate with Eldar pretty regularly. The tales I've heard are not for your ears. But one thing I can share with you: an Eldar's ears are sensitive. EXTREMELY so. That, and human escapades of sexual diplomacy have led to the popular eldar saying, "once you go mon'keigh, you can never stay away." In scummy bars at the edge of the galaxy, cold, lonely, and cucked eldar men speak in hushed tones of their misfortunes over cheap spirits.

Frankly, I don't know how I can go each day, knowing I'll never massage the tips of some slender eldar girl's ears as I show her the love that only the children of He Upon the Throne can provide. It really isn't easy. For in the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, the specter of death surrounds us. Elf-fucking is one of the few stars left in our bleak, black, and hopeless sky. A tiny pinprick of light we can all look up at, nestled comfortably near the bright sun of the Emperor. And we know how far away it is. We may reach towards that holy light and close our fist around it - we know we have not captured it. Yet the exercise comforts us. It gives us hope. That perhaps, one day, in our all too brief lives, we too will fuck an elf. We might claim that glory for but a brief instant. And then we can die as truly fulfilled and complete human beings.

More warhammer pastas plz

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It is a pain we all endure, brother. We endure it together.


There is a planet on the edge of the rim. It orbits a dying red star, soon to hurtle off into the infinite void between galaxies.

If you frequent the right circles, perhaps you've heard of it.

It exists far beyond the corrupting reach of chaos or the the blinding light of god emperor. Guarded by ancient sentinels from the dark age of technology. A garden world of unparalleled beauty, riddled with long forgotten cities. The sort of place that Imperial Bureaucrats would drool over.

A veritable planet of tropics. A few small continents are separated by veritable oceans of archipelagos. Much of the surface is covered by shallow, crystal blue seas, brimming with marine like you have never seen before. The sunset was one sight I could never do justice - I'll leave it to you to imagine.

But it isn't held by the Imperium. The planet has no sovereign. It did, once. The Eldar held it long ago. They fell with the fall, so the abandoned world fell into human hands by chance during the golden age of technology. They built their cities before vanishing quickly and spectacularly. But today, this slice of heaven is not owned. It is merely inhabited. A handful of survivors from the respective civilizations. Nomads passing through. The scum of the galaxy. Traders of all flags. They come to this dying world, this remnant of paradise, for all manner of reasons.

I too had a reason for going. I escaped the law of the emperor, stowed away the ship of a rogue trader, braved the furious warp and the peaceful space beyond it, then hijacked a landing vessel. Having no experience, I crashed it into the planet's surface. But I survived, albeit wounded. It took me time to tend to my injury and limp to "civilization," if you can call it that. Weeks. But I did not give up. I never once considered it.

For I was a man on a mission. My mission, you ask?

To claim for myself an Eldar wife.

someone needs to make a website for the best pastas

Warcraft orcs are ayy lmaos

Elves on the other hand are descendants of Trolls with arcane evolution or something like that.

Trolls->Night Elves->Highborne->Blood Elves

They're the jews of Skyrim
Fucking pieces of shit, I kill the fuckers on sight

HERESY!!!!
BLOOD!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

that's rich

wait wat? their bows are always made of wood.

here is one elf that can fuck you up real good.

orcs are elves, elves are not orcs.
shiggy.

Try suptg or just go to /tg/ and ask for a library dump.


Yes, my mission was that simple. Now, where was I? Ah, that's right.

I traversed the bush slowly. In the interest of fairness, I hindered by a broken leg, nor had I any knowledge of tracking or survival skills. I had set the broken bone properly (to my knowledge) and was making use of a crutch. But it was nothing compared to the injuries I often saw on my hive world. So I meandered through the thick jungle. The occasional scrap of metal was the only sign that life had once been here. Much more rarely, a ship visible in one of the sparse patches of sky. But I was otherwise alone. The fauna preferred to keep a healthy distance.

So it was to my surprise one day when, as I hacked through the bush, something hacked back.

I stumbled backwards, dropping my crutch and (frankly) worthless scrap machete. At some point between my tripping and my landing on my ass, a wraithbone spear came to be pressed against my throat. And standing over me was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen.

Tall and slender, even in her armor - her blue eyes had a gaze as piercing as the weapon she held. Everything about her flowed like water. Hair tied back in a knot, a widows peak pointed to long and slender nose, set above pillowy lips.

Her brow was furrowed and mouth contorted into a frown. "What are you doing outside my town, mon'keigh?"

I could only stare back at her.

"Do you know how sharp this is?"

I felt something land softly on my shoulder, and glanced at it. It was hair. My hair. From the unkempt beard I had acquired in my travels. I didn't even feel her blade move along my skin.

I saw no sense in lying to her. If I died there, I died an honest man. My own man.

"Looking for a wife, of course!"

She only cocked an eyebrow. "Your wife?"

"No no, A wife. On the subject, you wouldn't happen to be looking for a husband?"

At last, her spear lowered. I breathed a hearty sigh of relief.

"Well, at the very least, you're not lying."

Death being presently avoided, I turned my attention to my crutch and leg. Unfortunately, my body had yet to fully grasp that I was safe, and my heart seemed near about ready to leap out of my chest and slap me.

"So," I said to the air, not having noticed that she left, "where did you learn gothic? And why?"

The leaves rustled as I looked around. I could see her tracks and the gap she left in the underbrush. I had no experience in tracking at that time. But I knew what I had to do. She was playing hard to get. Or watching me. Or she left me for dead. Or any number of other possibilities. It was, of course, immensely more comforting to believe the first item on that list, and so I did.

And the rest of Uncle user's story will be told after he has gotten his sleep.

Because 16 year old edgelords think they're being kewl and totes original by pretending to hate elves.

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^Such as this individual.

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make some real points next time, elf lover

Anyone who claims to hate elves are LARPing faggots. Elves deserve to be tenderly loved

With a machette

Drow are probably into bloodplay

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Elves are meant for whipping and having their skin removed with said whip till their bodies are completely flayed.

Is this now an elf whipping thread?

Uncle user pls come back. I need elf lewds

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Uncle user got drunk. Very, very drunk.

I'll continue it tomorrow. Once I can remember the direction I was gonna take with it. Or something. Just trust me. I'm a professional.

I love elves. If someone currently could shoop this pic with and elf ear, it would be greatly appreciated.

Elves only take it up the butt.

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nobody hates elves

Do elves make good wives?

of coarse, but they'll leave if you miss treat them

of course*

How does one mistreat an elf?

By denying them the BHD

I did, I correctly identified the kind of people who hate elves. Don't worry kiddo, you'll stop feeling the need to be edgy when your balls drop.

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Trips of truth confirm elves are for love and sex

Behold! The proper place of Elves!

The elves are a worthless race only fit for breeding. The orcs had the right idea, raiding their villages and enslaving their women.

It depends on the elves. If we're talking about Tolkien elves, it's because they're better than you and they know it, and you resent them for that. If it's D&D elves or any of their innumerable derivatives, it's because they're arrogant pricks who are insecure about their supposed superiority. If it's some faggot's homebrew elves-in-name-only, that's a wildcard. I'm sure you'll find a reason.

Tolkien eves aren't better than shit. Dwarves fuck elves up their shitters for being huge faggots.

Touch selves for elves

hey so, there was a thread up about asian girls or some shit, and it devolved into elves.
i can't find it but someone was posting this really good doujin and i don't remember the name of it.
it was about some elf general and a guy put jizz in her beer or something and it brainwashed her.

i think the elf's name was Hillugit but jewgle search comes up with nothing. help?

yeah, I'm the elf faggot from that thread here you go
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if you're a normalfag that can't get passed the panda
g.e-hentai.org/g/883146/e638bf768a/

that's just a picture of a sad panda my guy

I hate you, so so much

Do elves have modesty?

no, because they are sexy as fuck and they know it

Yes.

All elves must be spanked!

The elves were meant to be abused

fuck yes, I have been looking for the source of this picture for so long

Elves are meant to be teased

Actual Answer Here

Because they are objectively better than everyone else. This was okay in the LotR that made them popular, because they were going extinct. They were a narrative embodiment of all that is great leaving the world; a metaphor for oncoming darkness and the loss of innocence and greatness. But to make them balanced to play in tabletop games, their specialness had to be harshly downgraded to make them on par with the other playables. Without also changing their racial self-superiority, they're now just stuck up assholes who still believe they are superior to everyone else, but are really pretty average. And their entire narrative crux is gone too.

People hate modern Elves for the same reason people hate the French. They're narcissistic snobs for no good reason.

Literally my mom's racial supremacist.

fuck it, anons!

I'm 'spose to be working on an assignment and now i gotta fap to elf porn…

keep it comin, so i can do the same…

Also, they are niggers. Think about it.

Elves were finer craftsmen than Dwarves were, who were considered obsessed with vulgar displays of power like titanic statues and drowning in their own lust for riches. The Dwarves = Best Craftsmen Ever thing was people only remembering half the story. Dwarves were highly industrious, but lacked sophistication.

SO you're saying elves are jews.

No, dingus. The Dwarves were the Jews.

THEY EVEN HAVE THE GIANT NOSES AND MANLET POSTURES

But the jews make all the Jewelry. It's even fucking called JEWelry.

Elves make art. Dwarves make ostentatious self-fellating bullshit like 100 story statues and all-gold armor.

I don't hate elves. I'd put up with the haughty self important ones, but what I really want to do is fuck a dirty, sweaty, hairy forest elf in every hole.

my nigga

I quite like this elf… does she home-deliver?

Morgoth took the form of an Elf for a time. That's the sort of thing that can break people's trust.

Fucking elves.

I know right?

Why do elves look like sluts?

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as an Elf Slut, is in fact, Eldar/Slut, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Eldar plus Slut. Elf is not the species unto 40k, but rather another the type of body of the Eldar Species which has made useful by the Emporor, Orks and vital Slansesh drug orgies comprising a full Slut as defined by SPESH MARENS.
Many Eldar users run a modified version of the dick system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Eldar which is widely used today is often called “Elves”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Slut system, developed by the Slut Project. There really is a Elves, and these people are sexing it, but it is different from the species in the OP.
Elves are the sluts: the whore in the system that allocates the machine’s dick to the other memes that you run. The Elves is an essentially different from the Eldar, and so is useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a Unzipped Dick. Elves are normally used in combination with the Unzipped Dicksystem: the whole system of Eldar is basically Emprah with Space Jizz added, or Eldar/Whore. All the so-called “Eldar” puritaians are really unclean jizz takes

Whatever do you mean?


Delicious

Holy fuckin' fuckballs!

Virgin much?

Time for a fuckin' history lesson, fucktards.

In particular, this is for you, .

Elves, as per the modern/common recognition of them (slight/pointed ears/magical/etc) come from Irish folklore… in particular, they are the peoples that inhanited Ireland before humans, and were the ones who destroyed the giants who had previously held sway over the world.

As for what they were called, the Irish name for them was leigh-dhanaan, which the English cucks fucked up the pronunciation of, which is where the word leprechaun came from, and who knows how the fuck the poms came up with them being little red bearded men with pots of gold and shit - that's not the Irish version at all - although it has come into popular culture in Ireland now, as well, to fit in with the rest of the world's view, and as a great marketing gimmick… that version sounds more along the lines of the knockers, or some similar mischievous supernatural entities - they have the tendency to steal precious items and make people disappear, which is much more like the modern leprechaun idea…

now, get fucked.

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One last thing, before any of you retards pipe up, yes I know the modern ideal of elves comes from Tolkien, but where the fuck do you think he got his ideas from? Research, motherfuckers… he was a lecturer of languages at (Cambridge?) and had a vast wealth of knowledge of mythology. So, yes, he was the bridge to the modern version, but he didn't create them.

I believe could be referring to the wood elves in dungeons and dragons (at least the earlier versions), who were hairy, and more muscular, than urban elf breeds.

Thanks, I kind of understand now. Have a smug catgirl in return

the word is mistreat, not miss treat

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We need a Catgirl thread for Caturday.

Why do people hate Elvis again?

Little pointy-eared fuckers

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Those sideburns are clearly covering ears.

I see wat you did there yaddah yaddah yaddah

I know that feel bro

Why would you want to impregnate an immortal? Your sperm would never die!

What are the best Elf Slaves for?

Boisterous copulation

t. ignorant farmer peasant

Wives and/or daughters

quality skinsuits

It is their only natural place!

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This nigger gets it.

Actually is exactly the opposite, dont ask why please.

pic related

yse

Its not the Elfs, they keep to themselves and well enugh alone.
Its not the dwarfs, they are not passive faggots

Its the goddamn half-lings!

NEVER TRUST A HALF-LING

LORD OF THE RINGS WAS FUCKING PROPAGANDA AND YOU ALL FELL FOR IT!

This is the correct answer

Elves are cute! Cute!

it is:
Elves a cute! A CUTE!
get it right, nigger

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Do elves wear diapers?

No they just shit in the woods

Elves degenerates.