HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS SO MUCH
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
I'VE BEEN FEELING HEART ACHES FOR A MONTH AND TODAY THEY'RE WAY MORE INTENSE AND ITS HURTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMN IT
I ALREADY CALLED AN AMBULANCE
IF THEY DONT MAKE IT IN TIME I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, ALL THE BONERS AND LAUGHTERS
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA BOYS
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With all that meth and dick sucking I would have thought you would have broken your neck before having a heart attack, but it seems your neck is stronger than I thought…
one day we will meet on the battlefield as comrades, my brother.
WITNESS HIM
Quick! Go for a run!
(no dubs)
Mediocre!
The day OP literally hnnngh'd himself to death, sucks to be you. But yeah, see ya.
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WITNESSED
I know that feel, bro.
It turned out to be indigestion and a sprained pectoral.
I guess you got the real deal.
hows does I fap??
Dying with your last post being a one off.
What a truly awful end.
Godspeed user.
Damn, then YOU got dubs. Rib in bieces OB you'll be misged :DDDDDD
RIP OP, a faggot til the end. ;_;7
Fatties don't go to Valhalla, the Valakries can't lift them.
I wonder if that's miserable enough for coming back as a vengeful ghost. OP might possess an abandoned computer and be doomed into an afterlife of trying to get dubs before passing on.
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I've been feeling heart aches since I was 18. How fucked am I Holla Forums?
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You have no idea how fucked you are.
You're beyond fucked. You will be feeling this for the rest of your life.
If the distance between here and the sun were to be compared with how fucked you think you are now, the entire span of the known universe would be your current level of fucked, and the remaining space would be how fucked you will be.
wew lad, lay off the caffeine, Ill crack open a 6 pack of bottled water for you.
Thanks fam
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