Firstly I'm going to apologise profusely for thinking those useless hoops at halfchan could have answered these questions:
I'd like some advice.
I am a britbong, and I am quite happily avoiding some petty debts for credit cards and overdrafts and unpaid bills and the like, because after another 2 years these are all going to be written off anyway thanks to glorious britbong law regarding these petty sums of money. I just need to dodge these guys for another 2 years and I'll be free to live as a normal human being and get a mortgage and all that square normie shit.
I'm quite difficult to find anyway, but I feel that these companies I owe money to aren't putting in any real effort to find me because they'll probably know that I'm pretty skint anyway. At least I look skint, because I don't keep a lot of money in my bank account.
I have however, recently come into a bit of money (2-3 grand) and I want to take this out of my bank account and squirrel it away responsibly. I was thinking of buying some gold bullion and geocaching it somewhere in the mountains or something, so I can go and dig it up and sell it back in a couple of years. That would probably be a good shout anyway seeing as how the pound is going since Brexit. However, I have no idea where the best place to buy gold from would be, and if there is any means by which you can hide it from metal detectors, as of course my only fear burying it would be for some sad little faggot with one of those things to stumble across my pirate fortune.
I shall post some stuff here as an apology for putting you through those walls of text. Thanks.
Make sure you get actual bullion and don't let anyone convince you to buy paper gold.
Sebastian Richardson
gold isn't magnetic, so it won't trigger a metal detector
as for your actual plan, I'd recommend you invest the money in some corporate bonds instead
Samuel Harris
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Matthew Jones
Really? I'd have thought the entire purpose to a metal detector would be to find buried gold, and that my stash would be some sort of jackpot prize to some sad lifeless autist. I mean I don't expect that the people who go around with them actually expect to find buried gold bullion, but maybe some ancient buried roman coins or whatever. That was what I'd thought was the entire point to the things.
Zachary Lopez
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Lucas Morris
you might be able to find ancient buried roman coins if they have magnetic metals mixed in with the gold or silver
Joseph Wood
Buying it in the mountains is pretty retarded. Just lift up a patio slab and bury it there.
Brandon Perez
You assume I have a patio. Or even a garden.
Ryder Anderson
You won't be offended that I will be wanting to double check your claim there, but that would be fantastic news if this is the case. I was thinking maybe of buying something of tangible value that isn't gold bullion otherwise, and may yet consider that too. Like diamonds or something, if that is a better call.
Noah King
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Sebastian Evans
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Joseph Thomas
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Lincoln Collins
I wouldn't get the reference bud. I'd already contemplated some Switzerland, but getting there would cost a significant amount of what I'd be looking to squirrel away anyway, and they charge you for keeping your money safe on top of that.
There's the worry of keeping all of my eggs in the one basket. Not my entire fortune will be buried in one form in one place. Some of my money that I do not want to declare as having I am leaving with a trusted relative in an account in his name, some is in a foreign bank account, some will be in another bank account, some will be in my own bank account, and some of it will be used to purchase and then bury gold bullion, or some other precious metal/jewel of tangible worth.
Dylan Nguyen
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Joseph Reed
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Cameron Gonzalez
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Jack Roberts
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Joshua King
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Justin White
Wikipedia has refuted your claim. I think older metal detectors worked purely based on magnetism, but people have found massive gold nuggets with metal detectors before.
Nolan Adams
huh, guess I was wrong
Mason Morris
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Aiden Myers
No harm done. Evidently not an error made with any malice like.
Grayson Thompson
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Xavier Evans
Why are you bothering with bullion anyway? Why not just by jewellery? Lots of people spends thousands on jewellery so if you dressed smartly you wouldn't even look out of place while buying it.
James Wood
this Harley Quinn reboot in the porn industry is really making my cock stiff. This might be the only good thing that comes out of Suicide Squad.
Jack Edwards
I will require sauce on this pic
Caleb Lopez
Depth is the only thing that I know of that will beat a commercial metal detector. They send their signal a few inches maybe a foot or two at most into the ground. Bury them at least 3 ft down and you should be good.
Sorry Im a burger and I dont know how to convert burger measure into britbong measure
Sebastian Hernandez
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Angel Nguyen
When the economy takes a nose dive, you will be the one sitting there with your paper money wondering why you can't buy shit with it.
Parker Sullivan
the jewellery industry is a massive scam, and you won't be able to resell jewellery for shit. OP has it right with raw gold.
Cooper Brooks
While buried treasure certainly has its appeal, I'd be inclined to think Bitcoin might be easier. Plus it comes with some fairly plausible excuses about why you don't have it anymore if anyone asks. (Accidentally deleted, hacked, lost gambling, lost speculating, etc.)
Also, area you aware that 2-3 Grand worth of gold is like 3 coins? I wouldn't bother burying that in the mountains, there are plenty of good hiding places for something that small closer to home.
Joshua Stewart
The "industry" has nothing to do with what I am talking about. I am talking about material assets. I am talking about commodities. When the dollar bill crashes (and it will) gold and silver will be the only thing left.
Carson Smith
I was assuming you were
Jewellery is useless, as the guy who sold it has already made a profit, and they immediately lose a massive chunk of their value pretty much immediately. There's no point buying rings and shit - just get raw gold.
William Anderson
gold is gold, it doesn't matter what form it is in but I pretty much agree with you. However, buying gold rings with valuable diamonds on them can be a plus.
Matthew Garcia
kek
Chase Jackson
Why do you think Soros is stocking up on gold? His nose knows.
Sebastian Fisher
just keep it at home its not like they are the mafia
Asher Torres
tedious and insufferable attention whores who top from the bottom
the only girls worth fucking are the ones that only exist in your imagination
Daniel Thomas
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Luis Peterson
OP buy diamonds they are small and won't show up on a metal detector. You can hide them inside say a small teddy bear that no one would suspect, you wouldn't have to mess around with burying them.
Fellow britbong by the way.
Nicholas Carter
do not do this. Diamonds are a worse option than Jewellery. when bought, they are marked up massively, and you wouldn't be able to sell them except for a fraction of the price you paid.
Seems easier to get ripped off. Gold is easier to evaluate, weight*purity=value. The price of a diamond is affected by all kinds of stuff.
Christopher Lewis
Diamonds are hard to buy cheaply (or for their actual worth) unless you buy direct from the mines. Also diamonds show up black on those airport security xray scanner machines, you're better off keeping them on your person or embedded in the wall of your home instead of hiding them in objects.
Best bet for preparing for a shtf scenario is guns or some kind of weaponry like that. You can make a primitive single shot shotgun from two pieces of pipe so if you can get your hands on shotgun shells but not a gun you can still make one.
Parker Hall
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Tyler Lopez
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Ryder Bennett
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Jeremiah Bennett
Aqua Regia could be something that could bypass metal detectors. Don't know how much trouble it would be to get it onto public transit or anything like that. Aqua Regia is basically dissolved gold in acid. You can then precipitate the gold again when you need it. (((They))) used aqua regia to hide gold assets from the german government during the reign of the third reich. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_regia
Brody Lopez
They don't even wash their hands.
Joshua Ward
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Oliver Lopez
right is perfect and doesnt need to. left red skirt doesnt even wipe and is a filthy whore
Adam Miller
bullion is a meme as is gold the value of money is based on the supply of it not what backs it.
this is a ruse to get you to buy gold, they have used this with alex jones listeners and viewers of max keiser to drive up the price of precious metals. then the rich short sell.
im not stupid enough to fall for that and neither should you. even with the free porn pictures.
