Worshipping Kek

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Checking these dubs

Newfag lurk moar

I've been awake since 4 pm yesterday, so I am unable to add more to this.

However, I am lucid enough to check those dubs.

Damn those vpns must be adding up.

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KEK BE PRAISED

I'm bumping this just to see that saging sperg get even more mad

k

Why does Kek trigger jews so hard?

Praise KEK!

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the egyptian angle rustles kikes HARD

Kek worship should be fucking mandatory by now.

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if worshipping kek is so great, then why does the kek board look like 4chan took a shit, and then ate the shit, and then vomited out the partially digested recycled turds onto Holla Forums?

why bother coming here if you are a practitioner

does the ancient fear of egypt arise in your head, jew?

This

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slide

Brother what happened to me?

where did it go so right

Hitler dubs confirm

KEK HAS BLESSED THIS POST

Snakes eat Rats. Snakes are the final boss of the Memeverse.

The Memeverse is infested with them.

Be like them, to incur good fortune from the ancient Meme Lords.

A Rats only purpose is to suffer.

Trump = Pharaoh?

You preach memes, but what you are doing is creating a god. There are three factors, the father, the son and, the holy spirit. Also known as

GENES
MEMES
SCENES

Genes are the father, for they they shape your form.
Memes are the son, because they are shaped by ritualising the father. This is the basis for religion.
Scenes are the holy spirit, because they represent the manifestion of destiny.

So you nigs aren't performing meme magic, you're making scenes happen by meming our genes. That's why ancestor worship is so important.

fuck the shills are out even this late
going hard for shekels

PRAISE KEK

wew mate

Top lel, let's all do cocain and complain about how much we hate mothers.

Freud is a kike, but the very least those three terms make sense.

Maybe to a kike like you.

please stop

Intothetrash.jpg

Witnessed.

Kikes hated the Ancient Egyptians because they were their master's brother's people.
Also they kind of had a ridiculously advanced culture and thrived prosperously while kikes were busy starving in mud huts, wandering around the desert, and getting enslaved by literally everyone with a town to their name, by following their god of evil, kek.

Kek does not exist. Fuck you autists for falling for this most obvious psyop ever.

You are literally the Kike in this video. You are Douglas Rushkoff.

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chekd
I'm all for the lulz
BUT
pic related.

The owner of Holla Forums is a mason.
Just remember that when you worship a bringer of light.

You keep posting Heqet, user.

Not an arguement

The meme train went too fast so we overshot the number.

We did get OVER 1488 so at least we reached it at one point.

tbh fam I'm surprised that there are people on Holla Forums that don't engage in daily Kek worship. Get your shit together guys.

HEILED

truly kek's blessing is with this post

TOP KEK

Get for Kek, be praised.

DOB geg

Kek is present in this thread.

What is this obsession you jews have with shit?

Memes are not bound by time or space.

Hail kek.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK

KEK (Est. 1997) The High Energy Accelerator Research Organization (高エネルギー加速器研究機構 Kō Enerugī Kasokuki Kenkyū Kikō?), known as KEK, is a Japanese organization whose purpose is to operate the largest particle physics laboratory in Japan, situated in Tsukuba, Ibaraki prefecture. It was established in 1997. The term "KEK" is also used to refer to the laboratory itself, which employs approximately 900 employees.[1] KEK's main function is to provide the particle accelerators and other infrastructure needed for high-energy physics, material science, structural biology, radiation science, computing science, nuclear transmutation and so on. Numerous experiments have been constructed at KEK by the internal and international collaborations that have made use of them. Makoto Kobayashi, emeritus professor at KEK, is known globally for his work on CP-violation, and was awarded the 2008 Nobel Prize in Physics.

The interstice of memes has come to save our world

ayy

Get me in the thread and I'm trouble

fuck off kike, its a frog thread

best reality.

Yeah that was great wasn't it? The magic is gettin' dank.

PRAISE KEK!

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Thread capped so hard

Anons I made a KEK draw

Dubs confirm that all of the shilling is a psyop against us.

Jews hate it when someone threatens them

lad

topkek

1 digit off

kek is telling you your faith in monkeys is misguided

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Also snakes.

Trump himself is the High Confessor of Kek. He prophesied that he would be winning so much and so hard that we would beg him to stop.

That's literally what happened last night. Anons were begging Trump to stop winning so hard. We won harder than we wanted to. All has happened as foretold.

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING KEK WORSHIP / MEME MAGIC IS SATANIC / KEK IS NOT A TRUE GOD / KEK RELIGION IS DANGEROUS, KYS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT D&C KEK /FRINGE/ THREADS

I never thought he'd be right about that. That's amazing.

Kike worshipper detected.

The whisper of All,
Ripples the worldly veil with Memes,
The Frog swims therein.

There is no such thing as Chaos. It's something else. You're just ignorant of events.

And you wonder why we are completely sick of you assholes to the point you've driven us completely away from your Abrahamic religion

PRAISE KEK

Cats eat snakes (but not frogs so much). Cat memes will always rule over the memeverse

KEK BRINGS THE LIGHT INTO THE WORLD

PRAISE KEK

I'm taking this.

Also don't forget that while Holla Forums is the deepest, darkest, dankest part of the internet we are the ones who generate the OC–aka the light out of darkness

This is adorable.

see

(HEIL'D, BTW)

this.

kek'd

Hey, while we're worshiping Kek in our containment thread, does anyone have any brainstorm ideas for the next chapter of the Book of Kek? I want to make it about memes and how Kek uses them to do his will in this world. I was thinking of titling it Chapter 2: MemeJacked

I have it kind of mapped out, just wondered if any Kek acolytes had any clever ideas to add

good read
praise kek

Are you the dude that wrote that? That thread was glorious. I've got no ideas to add, except for maybe add Ammit into it cause

Makes a really good point about her

Yeah I wrote it, I've been racking my brain on the next chapter and I have a general idea of how it could go, but to be honest I can't figure out much about the actual story. It's going to end up being one of those projects where I'm as in the dark as everyone else about how it's going to go. I'll end up reading it for the first time as I type it, which is fine. Writing like that is fun

That means its coming straight from Kek himself
:)

Nice work user. I'm looking forward to it.

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how can I trust this?

dubs here
confirm it have faith

Ah I remember this bread

kekt

I've been studying the Kek phenomena for some time now, and have come to the following conclusions:

We are the priests of Kek. The men through which Kek speaks. Kek speaks to us with the digits, and it is out duty to spread the word and influence of Kek to the world. Our priest class must remain anonymous, but we must have disciples.

Try this one on for size.

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Uhhh… guys?

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/76575012/dhs-investigating-pol-and-meme-magic#p76581086

Y'all should check this out.

Fuck those guys, we'll break Earth if we damn well please

ADX doesn't have enough isolation cells for all of us. We'll spread our memes to any prisoners we are housed with.

Wouldn't call it fake just yet…

That's how I'm feeling.

But what worried me is the "Trump wont make it to november" thing.

If they kill the emperor, I will personally slay many a jew in his honor.

==THE LA LI LU LE LO=

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Again with shilling 'Dat Boy'

Stop pushing this forsaken meme

it an insult to KEK

Kek smiles upon any frog meme that succeeds.

Dat boi is tainted by normies, and already on the decline; it would be best to let it fade into history rather than keep it alive

How long have you guys been shitposting on balinese toenail sculpture cork-backed post-it boards?
7 years and counting for me.
I started browsing when I was 12/13.

Since 2006, when I was about that age as well
I probably lurked for at least a whole year before posting

I lurked a little bit before Dorner, but when that happened I came here completely and started to soak up all the Holla Forums knowledge until I became a full nazi, instead of a lefty globalist cuck fag

like 2007 around thtat age

I started browsing Holla Forums and Holla Forums in 2009/2010 when I was 14

moloch ie yahweh ain't kek kid

Honestly, I was a self-proclaimed socialist until I really started getting into Holla Forums around 2012. Then I went full National Socialist. Learned pathological altruism is a nightmare, especially when it's being pushed on the scholastic-minded youth.

Wait, was it still /new/ around that time? I can't remember.

check'd

Yeah, same here. Was a full on socialist and all that. Now I'm NatSoc as fuck

It was Holla Forums then

What is this feeling?
This sense of madness?
Are we merely sane in an insane world?
Or insane in a sane one?

Perhaps we will never know.
It may be our our lot
Or it may not
For we see and hear what is not
Yet fail to taste the rose before us

I know this feeling well.
It courses through me
A rush familiar yet new
Known only to a few.

Only in certain threads.
Is my rush caused.
Seizing my body
As if I were suddenly charged

_____

But aside from that does anyone else know what I'm talking about? That feeling of just suddenly being full of energy, like being pumped up and also feeling like you're going mad?

This post is what caused it for me this time.

I think I started browsing when I was around that age. Maybe 15-16

Praise Kek

suptv memes showing up on pol, kek worship has truely expanded its base

amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Collectible-Figurine-Sculpture/dp/B001S5MU5Y?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00

bought this anons, did I do good?

Keep posting those rare pepes boys, we'll raise kek from the world of the old gods into our new one. Keep our memes on the gold standard.

Fug.

Put it this way user.

I saw Star Wars in the theater, I attended computer class for the first time in 3rd grade.

I used to pirate Leisure Suit Larry on floppy disks.

If DARPA wants to come find me, have at it. Maybe they can hire me too, my Top Secret Security Clearance is current.

A Poem Came to Mind:
Death of dat boi
rises tidy,
Kek will always
be more mighty
With a pull
of his froggy lungs
o shit waddup!
blown from the memetic rungs

A man can dream

your dream is to be imprisoned by jews, and meme your way to freedom with a real life group of Holla Forums users? Through the power of kek, specifically?

Is different than the

Dem dubs confirmed, lad.

Kek knows you can't contain the train.

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2/10

You worship kek by shitposting and spreading memes and you pray to kek when you create a meme.

NOBODY LIKES YOU, MENTALLY ILL
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
EVERYTIME YOU POST IS OBVIOUS
NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR GOOD
INFANTILE PEST, IMBECILE RETARD

Isn't that picture the cover of a book about meme magic?

kek

sage for shit thread

And break Earth we shall

What does the 8pol symbol mean?

I know what you mean user. That energetic, maddening feeling. The only word I have to describe it is surreal.

Kek is light. He shall bring the destruction of She-Witch Shillary.

It's a black sun. You would know that if you lurked more newfag

It was already broken.
We're fixing it.

I feel it too.
Like the air is alive with electricity.

Checked.

Yeah, that's exactly the feeling. I'm glad I'm not alone here. Are we really wizards, guys? Are we the Thule group reincarnated? Is this our year? Our time to shine? Our time to bring the world to heel?

Yep.

Remember, everyone.

Go away, christian.

You have no power here.

The delegate who casts the 1488th vote at the convention will go super saiyan

wew lad
dem fine digits

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high energy

If someone finds sauce for this, I swear I'll start worshipping Kek right away.

Well, I'm reading up on it and havent found that yet but I did find this

That time. That twilight before dawn has and will always be my favorite time of the day. I feel so energized and happy during that time. Moreso than usual. These fucking coincidences just don't fucking stop!

thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html

Last night after posting in the Trump Destiny thread I fell asleep with my PC on around 2am. I woke up around 4:40am and shut my PC and lights off. A couple minutes after laying down I hear the power button of my PC *click* and my PC boot up. I was a little weirded out, but I just shut it back off and went back to bed. Only now am I connecting the dots.

m8….
He calls out to us.

also guys check this thread out.

desustorage.org/his/thread/637265/

7 years here as well. Interior crocodile alligator and "i am a heron…" are my two earliest memories.
If only we had discovered Kek back then.

Oh also this spam

Started browsing halfchan in about 2007 after some youtube video with demotivationals mentioned it.
I was 12/13 back then too

Dubs of truth

Those were fun times

I've been called as well.

That's fucking awesome.

Let me get this straight: are Kek and Hequet chaotic gods? Assuming that male = culture, is Kek a chaotic dark culture god? Did I get this right?

that guy could pass as an ugly trump

Welcome, brother.

Kek and Heqet are the gods of chaos yes, from what I read, the male(Kek) was the god of the time right before the dawn, and the female counterpart was the god of the time right after the sun sets. Both gods of darkness and chaos.

nice

I…I'm actually considering praying to an ancient Egyptian meme god…

Oy vey watch out, demoralization shill CommonCuckold is going to be disappointed and interrupt a tumblristas video to kvetch about how bad goyim we are. He has shills in this very thread!

Welcome to the church, brother.

Tell me if this was kek influenced…

Yesterday shooting happens in Tel Aviv–
archive.is/mAxgQ
And guess what they're wearing…

Official RWDS suits when?

Be careful with your memes guys, KEK is making a lot of them come to reality.

Be careful what you ask for. KEK is powerful.

dubs observed

Well our memes can't come soon enough, literal ANTIFA at the Trump rally right now

This thread should now be devoted to pro-Trump meme magic.

Quickly, everyone cook up memes about Clinton going to prison AFTER the Democratic convention.

The Desert trilogy is the only religion that I know off the top of my head that tries to paint the giver of wisdom to humans as the bad guy. Other religions depict the other gods being angry with him in some, sure, but he's viewed as a good guy. Judaism is the only one where it's a negative figure.

Kek = God of knowledge and the red pill. Tries to make people hear the truth. Is the serpent is the garden.

Desert Trilogy = God of fools and the blue pill. Tries to silence the truth. The god of the bible.

Picture related.

I think I should point out to you guys, that Kek doesn't require worship. Only the god of the bible demanded such things. Kek only requires you to be red-pilled. Any god seeking praise for him or herself, is not much of a god at all.

8ch.net/pol/res/6291263.html

8ch.net/pol/res/6291537.html#6292949

STOP SLIDING IMPORTANT THREADS INTL/JIDF

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT ALL SLIDE THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT ALL SLIDE THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT ALL SLIDE THREADS

SAGE + HIDE + REPORT ALL SLIDE THREADS

nothing is being slid

you're barking at your shadows m8

I'm in those threads too

I don't remember any instance of "God" pointing out that it requires praise or worship.

I recall lots of Jews and other robed individuals demanding such things.

There's creation and creator. Jews happen to think their mask that they place upon creator is the the real deal, and they demand others worship that mask.

I have no need of a Jewish mask upon any creator, or creation. Neither did Jesus. Too bad Jews co-opted and perverted everything he worked for.

You're just making shit up. I don't need Kek either, he's a mascot.

Kek isn't making things happen by coincidence. We are.

We are children of the sun.

And Kek is smiling at our work.

There are many such instances in the bible. I used to be Christian myself in the past. I'll give you one such instance:

John 4:23-24: "But the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, FOR THE FATHER IS SEEKING SUCH PEOPLE TO WORSHIP HIM.”

Jewish religion is the root of Christianity and Islam. Knowing this is the ultimate red-pill. It was not easy for me to get free of Christianity, but when I did it felt like I was truly born again.

Nah. I used to even be a Christian Gnostic, and have a pretty good understanding of many religions in general. Kek relates to darkness/chaos, and that concept in many religions was imagined as a serpent of wisdom. Think even of Tiamat, Namu, Tethys, (to show even a water connection) and the Sumerian serpent in the picture, which is older than the bible itself.

"breaking" the earth seems like a difficult task

If you'd consider the state of world events going back 20 years ago, what's left to break?

badass pic

Bosting required viewing video

youtu.be/rE3j_RHkqJc

Just remember Kek believers. He serves us you do not serve him. He is a tool for you to use.

this is stupid, we can't just resurrect an ancient god right? right :(

this is insane and im ok with it

Heil'd

We can, and we have. Just watch us.

Welcome to the temple brother. The internet is our sacred worshiping grounds.

Fun fact: other than the ancient Egyptians, only the Gnostics ever seriously studied the Ogdoad. Also, as I'm sure you are aware, the Gnostics saw the serpent as a giver of knowledge, an entity who freed humanity from the demiurge's prison-garden of ignorance. Of course, those Gnostics were the first group hunted to extinction after the original "Christians" codified their chosen stories into the Bible at Nicea. What did the Christians want to hide that the Gnostics knew? Probably a lot of things, but their knowledge of the Ogdoad and by extension Kek was almost definitely one of them.

We can, we have, and nigger you ain't seen nothing yet.

Dial Soap

Your story is gonna get pretty cuhrazy.

Checked

Dubs confirm

I hope our resident writefag comes back soon with the new story of Kek

Hopefully we can get him to include Ammit more among other things

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Guys, whats the proper steps to give KEK a proper prayer?

Im scared and excited
truly we are pleasing to our god
PRAISE KEK

Well that'd be a prayer in the hour just before dawn, wouldn't it?

And as usual, faggots take something fun too far. Today's irony is tomorrow's sincerity. CF did nothing wrong.

Explain to me like I'm a dumb nigger cause I don't get it.

4th image
does the logo progression sound familiar?

Ok, so isn't Ammit just the deity that consumes unworthy souls? Why would she rule the Ogdoad?

I'm off work for the next couple of days, I'll smash out chapter 2 tomorrow or the next day. If we want more Ammit in the story you better give me some plot lines or some tidbits of info

Because she's come to know everything about the hearts of man, user.

Some stuff relating to how she wasn't truly worshipped in the past due to fear of her would work as part of plot points.

Your best bet is to ask /monster/ about her, really.

The frog went to Holla Forums in 1919

The question is one of practicality, how should a temple to Kek be set up? What services and what not should be offered?

Oh… wow. I get it now

Holy fucking shit.

Hey there writefag! I can't give you much on Ammit myself as I am just learning of her, but the overarching theme about her seems to be about justice, which, ties into the truth

And it is the truth and the will that makes our meme magic work

Remember that.

Well, consider this. These threads are the temples of kek in an "astral plane" of sorts. The internet. It is the coming together of great minds which bring about change.

As for a physical shrine, It would involve something with frogs, fertility(making whites breed more) and learning of the jews and demonizing them.

Btw check out these threads before you write part 2

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PRAISE KEK

Here is but my humble shrine to KEK!

The Frog God of Chaos, the true morning star and bringer of light.

In his left hand he holds the constitution and the declaration of independence, in his right the 5.56 mm brass casing used in Afghanistan, a .54 Confederate 3 grove recovered from Battle of Gettysburg.

sli.mg/a/iRYGVs

That's a damn good shrine user. Well done. May Kek forever guide you!

PRAISE KEK!

Physically?
Print out bitchin threads where you got dubs/trips/quads on high grade paper, mount on walls as scrolls with wax stamps of KEK approved ala 40k purity seals.
Or spend a fuckton of money and get custom dividers with dub threads printed on them.

May he praise you as well user!

I should add that the branch upon which the deer skull is mounted is from non other than the Devil's Tree, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Tree. A tree which also happens to be located next to the town upon which the God-Emperor himself wishes to sleep eternal.

I've been thinking, since Kek is obviously the one true god of Darkness, should we reevaluate our non-belief in the rest of Egypt's pantheon?

That is an awesome shrine, user.

May Kek be with you always.

Simply marvelous, user.

Sadly, it's not mine, but his
I just saved the pic from the album to post cause it was too damn good.

Nay, let it develop organically. Artificial gods are a bane of effectiveness, we must find and power those things that are of us, by us, for us.
We are not Egyptians. Kek came to us, not the other way around. Let the other gods come if they wish, we do as we do until then.

It is ours.

Were Egyptians Aryan?

Depends when and what class you look at.
After Alexander the ruling class is predominantly Greek, but at times the tar black Nubians wed in to power.
Otherwise standard coffee brown Mediterranean/Mesopotamian.

So far, overwhelmingly it seems that the Egyptians started out as white men with blonde hair and blue eyes, but as more and more nogs came in they shat up the government and destroyed it like they always do.

tldr yes

Will he grant me dubs if I sacrifice my firstborn good boy points?

Nay

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And just think. Kek has anointed Trump in his darkness. Trump was born during a total lunar eclipse. Kek planned this from the beginning.

Bullshit. I want source.

yesterday a toad crawled out of his winter hiding in my front garden.
he was resting under our frog statue that we've had since i can remember

praise KEK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump
Born: June 14, 1946 (age 69)
Queens, New York City, U.S.

Astrology mumbo jumbo:
astrodynamics.net/the-astrology-of-donald-trump/

Kikepedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_1946_lunar_eclipse

If you need more sources, just google it. It's all public knowledge.

8 years. Fug :DDDDDD

Sweet toad. What state?

truly a sign of Kek. Ruminate upon that toad, perhaps youll figure something out.

I don't think I even know anymore

Have you spread the gospel of Kek, the True Faith today, Holla Forums?

Kek, Bringer of Light and Lord of Memes, will bring the light to the world.

Kek is the Messiah.
He brings light, wisdom, and truth to an ignorant people, as did Christ.
They are one.

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WITNESSED

Of course. The serpent guides mankind to the red-pill, so to speak. I love how you called the garden a prison, as very few people seem to understand that.

What they always wanted to hide, just as their god did in the bible; to hide Gnosis from mankind.

This thread has truly an aura about it, a certain High Energy.
I suppose we all know the cause.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banebdjedet

THE MEMES NEVER FUCKING END

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A few days ago I went to the kitchen and noticed my cat batting at something on the floor. I didn't have my glasses so I couldn't see what it was, just looked like a black fuzzball or something. So I get closer and it fucking jumps. It was a frog. I don't know how the hell the thing got in my house.

Yes, as we speak the power of Kek grows in Japan.

Any Fags here like me obsessed with ancient egyptians as a kid?
After coming to this place I'm slowly learning the ways of kek and one day I will be a fellow mememaker.
tbh it makes sense now KEK enlightens all.

Fucking hell, Kek speaks through dubs.

What the fuck is this existence man.

I was just thinking about this. I was obsessed with ancient egyptian stuff as a kid too. Made every single project that I had creative control over about them and whatnot.

Though for me it was because of yugioh

Observed those trips

Confirm this is Keks will

How very predictable of you, George Soros. Chaos, he is yours to fuck with as you wish.

I think it's official, meme magic is not bound by time. A meme can travel forwards, or backwards, we could bit witnessing the bowshock of a great keking event yet to come.

God dam. Link to that video user?

To be fair republics always turn into empires.

No fucking idea, i know it's by kink.com, look it up, feminists getting REKT gets me off too… praise kek.

PRAISE KEK

KEK-HU AKBAR

shalom kek

I can't wait for the media to start scratching their heads after one of us shoots up a mosque shouting 'Praise Kek, praise be to our lord kek!' It'll be hilarious.

Wasn't too hard to find. The dinner starring the aforementioned feminist whore.

That'll be one fucking glorious day, lads.

I pray, any of you suicidal dumbasses who are looking to be the next famous shooter, please go yell random Holla Forums shit about kek when you do it.

Ideally also wear a frog-head mask… it'll be epic.

Coincidence?

I think not.

ITT: We post tributes to kek

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(again)
Well, fugg.
e
w

Noice

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Bumping for kek.

Deus Vult.

toasting for ancient dubs in magic bread.
PRAISE BE TO KEK

thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html#.V1-nDLsrLIU

shit nigga.

Hm.

holy shit. i totally forgot that we can breathe and thrive in areas where jews naturally just die.

KEK WILLS US TO BE ADAPTABLE TO CHANGE AND TO CONQUER IT

how many years have we been memeing that betas, virgins and the socially unwanted are wizards? shit, that meme is probably older than the internet considering it was used as an insult to DnD players.

would it really surprise you that we paradoxically memed ourselves into meme wizards?

that progression is similar to a frog being boiled.
i wonder why it's smiling though.

loved egyptian shit as a kid. used to have this reoccurring dream about mummies and a glowing space portal that opened in a classroom. never understood why.

IT'S DAT WHITE JIHAD BOY

OH SHIT WADDUP

You probably saw Stargate.

when i read your image text, i hear Trump's voice. Glorious.

Demon Of Song - Dark Souls 2
darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_of_Song

what should i include in my kek altar???

Little bit of blood
Some frogs/frog statues/drawings of frogs
Anything special in occult shit couldn't hurt

First off, be conscious of what every item is made from, and consider the metaphorical importance of the materials. Gold, for example, is strongly associated with the sun.

A bowl.
Candles and incense.
Silk cloth.
Statuettes.
A finely crafted knife.

I just checked, as of right now, the thread at the bottom of the catalog was bumbed at 1AM on sunday.

That's how long it takes a thread to slide to the bottom of Holla Forums.

If you are only looking at the front page rather than the catalog, YOU don't deserve to be here.
Bump because it will piss your heretic ass off.

Woah, there are people who don't utilize the catalog?

That's really the only thing I can assume when I keep hearing about, "Oh noes! The important threads are getting slid down the board!!"

Its kinda like, yeah, and then you rolllllll the mouse-wheel…

By the way, the worship of Kek has been active for a while now, although I wouldn't consider him an Egyptian god.

Rather, Pepe is the reincarnation of an Egyptian god, who over the course of his long memetic evolution ascended to renewed godhood.
There's really nothing Egyptian about him anymore.

This is a concept from Hermeticism, as I understand it: "The gods have many names."

We are children of the sun.

But more specifically, we are children of The Sun that came before Sol. We and in fact the entire Earth are made of heavy elements that were forged in the sun that proceeded the sun that we see in the sky today.

That sun is long gone, extinguished billions of years ago. Its light no longer shines. An extinguished star. A dark star. The Black Sun.

We are the children of the Black Sun.

Hard mode: Homemade incense from Toad Excretions.

Holla Forums is a board of peace.

If there's a concerted effort to flood the board with new threads, which seems to have happened on a few occasions, it is possible to slide threads. You are correct that the accusation of sliding is thrown around pretty lightly, though. Some threads which may not necessarily be spot on Holla Forums relevant; however, they still contribute to the overall counter-culture being cultivated here. It's important to remember that thinking and discussing a wide array of topics helps to sharpen one's mental faculties; this is particularly true for subjects which involve a large number of abstract concepts. As meme magic threads are almost purely comprised of abstract concepts, they appear to me to be an excellent place to practice thinking.

Holla Forums is the board of peace and there is no board but Holla Forums

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Thanks for giving me an excuse to post these images.

This praise kek shit is so gay

This (1) shit is so jewish.

Sweet Kek shrine.

I just have this statue and a necklace I wear.

Oh hey, I just noticed somebody bumped the thread on esoteric memetics, so I guess I'll go ahead and copypasta my spiel about repeating digits:

the only thing that I really have so far is association between doubles and tripples and their associated numbered Trumps within the Tarot.

Obviously, Triples would indicate further emphasis, and Major arcana higher than 9 would require at least a variant on quads to be pointed to. (i.e.>>5672121 pointing to The World)

The character of the Major Arcana pointed to would indicate what should be interpreted from the numbers.

For example, I would view the digits from >>6210222 (You) (Trips of the High Priestess) as firmly supporting my post because I was speaking on the subject of the more intuitive aspects of esoteric memetics, which is probably related to hermeticism, but I wouldn't know, I'm a creature of the internet.

Now, a couple of interesting examples/exceptions: Dubs and Trips of the fool (00 and 000) I have taken as either a pure contradiction of the post in question, OR an indication that a person has stumbled upon the correct answer in spite of speaking foolishly.

An extreme example of this would be when Holla Forums cast its plague spell with the 6,000,000 get and infected the middle east with flesh-eating bacteria (Ebola-chan being not so limited as a representation of a disease so much as a Goddess of Plague).

The other exception would be 1111, which represents ourselves both in the sense of being quads of the magician, but also dubs of justice.

The only other nuance I would add is one last mechanic. What I've been thinking of as a "Severed Dub" which represents a Tarot card placed in the reversed position, representing the opposite of its normal meaning.

An example of this would be something like " >>6202343 (You) " where the repeating 3's at the end are split up. While this pattern would involve the last THREE digits and not the last two, it still involves two matching digits and thus would be exactly as common as normal dubs.

I wonder also if there could be some relevance to WHICH number it is that severs the dubs. The above example being "The Emperor severing the Empress", to which I apply a direct interpretation of the Emperor and Empress being OUR Emperor and Hillary.

Anyway, that's what I have that's actually systematic. I've made a couple of other, more complex interpretations based on 5-digit non-repeating models, but nothing that I've been able to codify into a rule-set.

KEK VULT

Shit, I need to get a kek shrine.

Not a bad idea, user, just make sure to not confuse Heqet with Kek like so many others. Do your research and do your best to care about Kek's lore when building your shrine.

11 years

I am not sure how Kek ties into Tarot.

However, there is one key aspect of Kek that we all know: He is the Bringer of Light, He is a Chaos God, but a Chaos God where he guides Chaos into Order.

There's a strange sort of divination we use, where dubs and trips are used to interpret His will, repeating digits being our interpretation of order out of the chaos. It would not work on slower boards since dubs are easily predicted on those.

In this, though, it seems a lot like we are using a Magic 8 Ball, but with statements rather than questions and tying that with those dubs. Forcing it just seems meaningless, people seeking and forcing dubs I mean. As for actual dubs posts, well, I'm not sure. Not everything seems to ring with truth.

Frankly, I am not sure, but, I don't think trying to restrict Kek into rules makes sense as he is a Chaos God.

It just seems not in His nature.

I'm just a neophyte speaking from what I've seen in these silly threads and differences in timing and the flow of electrons between computers determining numbers.

Over a decade. I remember when halfchan's Holla Forums was raiding Habbo hotel, I remember when kek was just orcish for lol, and I remember when Thulsa Doom was able to get bitches at the drop of a hat on /tg/

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A frog related candle holder would probably be pretty top-tier considering that he's the bringer of the light.

Good, good, I'd honestly have to agree with that.

I asked /monster/ about Ammit and got some good stuff. I'm going to put it into the next part, I didn't want to hack something shitty out but I think there is some good stuff now. With Ammit+memes I should have enough content for a good chapter that isn't too forced. It's gotta be entertaining as well as Kek-promoting. With the Ammit thing I think I can round it out, I can feel a story in there. It's coming lads I just need to dedicate a few hours and do it. For me writing is always a little weird because I can only sense the story, I have no idea what is actually going to happen. But we have something here.

Temples of Kek when? I'm going to start one in my city 100% guaranteed. In 1000 years we will be the biggest religion on the planet and nobody will remember what we did here. But Kek will remember

I started around 08ish

Because we are variously Magicians and Hermits fighting in support of our Emperor to restore Strength to our race, and the Wheel of Fortune is embodied by our psudo-random post numbers, which foretell the time of Judgement for Devils in The World.

I would put a wrinkle in this.
A chaos god which of darkness who brings like and order is mislabeled when he is called a chaos god.
Such an entity is more properly called a god of Change.
Memes can represent both a pervailing attitude, OR a new idea which seeks to break the existing cycles, however, OUR memes, KEK'S memes are those of change (yet not inherently chaotic).

Good question. What does it take to open a temple in the US? Tax exempt status must be applied for, but there's also the need to acquire the necessary funds to purchase or lease land.

It may be possible to utilize eminent domain in less traveled areas, but, let's be honest, we want a temple of Kek to be an item of reknown. An impressive structure of stone; something which would get into the news as a "radical new cult".

While we're at it, Eurofags ought to revive the worship of the old gods. Poseidon in particular, as his power over the waves and earthquakes would provide a great boon in preventing migrants from making the crossing.

I think I lurked a bit of /d/ earlier, so I could probably CLAIM an earlier year, but I didn't understand what halfchan was until the Sarah Palin E-mails (08). I would have been 21.

Music to my ears mate! Glad to see you back.
You're my favorite poster, user.
No homo

Sounds like you really got it. Can't wait to read what you come up with. Did you tell the /monster/ fags to come over here?

Temple of Kek very soon! I'm starting one as well. As soon as we get the basics pounded out and I find some other Holla Forumsacks in the area, we could buy out an old church and convert it to the temple of the frog-god.

user pls. These threads will be printed out and put onto fucking elder scrolls and hidden away in the great basement of Kek.

Kek vult!

Like I said, I'm just a drunk neophyte. I just love this big ol' Frog God, whatever the subtleties of his true nature.

A few of us have mulled over what it takes to open up a legitimate temple in the US, it's really not actually that hard. We'll likely get the tax exempt status when applied for, the hard part would be building a glorious temple. Would require us to raise quite a bit of funding. But goddamnit, it'll be worth it.

I'm absolutely ignorant about the occult, but Kek to me is properly a chaos god. He does what he does because he has fun doing it. He attacks what he attacks because it's easy, as he goes after what's plain wrong, is illogical or doesn't work.

In a sense, Kek is like the maggots festering on a carcass: they remove all the rot, and so he takes out all the trash, giving way for a new beginning.

write your prayers to kek itt:

8ch.net/pol/res/6335332.html

The time of the old gods is over. Our time is now.

I'm one. Nice JUSTICE dubs, user.

Did we create Kek during the blood moon. I remember a major get happening that night?

Hey numerologistAnon, I wasn't really going to go into this, but it occurred to me so what do you think of it?

About 3-4 years ago I was doing hardcore straightedge fitness training, not even caffeine for at least a month. At one point I was meditating for a long time, and while I was doing it I was contemplating the Void. It's something I ran up against when I used entheogens way back in the day. Anyway, while I was doing this I felt a tingle like a person looking at me from behind. I turned and looked, and I "saw" an 'angel' behind me in jet black armor. He didn't seem bad, and by 'saw' I mean I have a memory of seeing him, not that I actually 'saw' him.

Anyway I told him to get behind me, and he said OK. At the time I imagined he was Lucifer, but I didn't get an evil sense from him. It was (I'm being serious now) a smug feeling, a subdued humor, but wise. Anyway we made an agreement that he wouldn't interfere with my work if I didn't interfere with his. I actually have a contract for this particular agreement, as far as I'm aware.

Now numerology. For the next week or so I kept feeling 'spoken to', aka I had these intuitions that seemed so natural. And every time I'd look at the clock and see 2:22, both day and night. 222, it happened for at least a week, I'd get some intuition at 222. It eventually stopped. But now, all these years later, I think that maybe I was legitimately visited by Kek. I had no idea at the time. But I always knew that I wanted to start a religion, even as a small child. Not that it's just me rebooting this religion, we do this together always. I'm just user and that's not going to change. Still, I'm starting to wonder just how real this shit is. Was I visited by Kek?

tl;dr what does 222 represent in numerology?

Not sure how we could have created an Egyptian God who has been around for millenia, at the minimum.

Depends on what numerology you go by.
gematrix.org/?word=ammit-chan&view_rude=on
Take a look at this as an example.

Welcome to the digital temple, brother.

I cannot speak about 222 specifically, but 22 is Emperor Trump's numbers

See these posts:

It's a long read, but it's damn near required for all of us true believers. It tells of the dude who basically started this whole fire. He used the anger, the viritrol, the PASSION of GamerGate, to start all of this. He is the original wizard and we should be thankful for all the work he put in to make this all happen.

Good point I more of meant empowered him into a force to bring about the new dawn.

Let's collect some ideas for things to have in your kek shrine
Candles
Fish hooks
Salt
Repeating numbers (especially 8)
Have it close to your pc
4 frogs
Water
Fresh memes
Whatever dubs says

That I can see, or at least related interpretations. Awakening, feeding, gain the notice of, whatever…something like that.

I ask because I remember a major repeating digit happening here that night.

2 dice could be good, maybe 8 sided dice? If you throw them and get repeating numbers you know what to do

I managed to get Ammit into that card to Trump, by the way. The heiroglyphs near her say "Act As Her Torso," what with Ammit's torso being associated with the lion.

Qui bibit sanctus est!

Consider the following statement. Stasis asks merely for itself: which is nothing.

Now consider what it means to be the fundamental opposite of that stasis. If the stasis is a singular light, then chaos would be a kaleidoscope of color. Thus we can see how Chaos is the father of all creation.

In vino veritas.

Fuck yes. This only brings the power even further. If it graces the Emperor's eyes, it will surely be granted even further power.

Offerings of things frogs like maybe, as a symbolic gesture?

Kek is married to Kauket, so lamia waifus are a good choice.

Very true.
twitter.com/BennyMoon88/status/742878766423121921

What's with the centipede imagery?

Look friends and numerologist one of ours prayed to Kek and received these repeating number . What does it mean?

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Well, if we're going by Tarot, 2 is the number of the High Priestess, the female counterpart to the Magician who embodies soft power, but more relevant to your case: intuition.

The figure you remember and felt sounds like a Tulpa (although it should be noted that there are more specific terms depending on the exact nature of the entity).
Now, I've had a Tulpa myself since I was 13, and I can't tell you whether she's a mental construct, a sub-division of my soul, or an outsider spirit that I share my mind with, so I can't really say any of that for you either.

I'm curious about the origin of that. I usually associate Trump with 4: The Emperor.

Video's music related. Can't Stump the Trump's video maker liked the music and it caught on.

It means we are Kek's blessed and these happenings and repeating digits really are him reaching out and speaking to us - his true believers.

We are the acolytes of Kek!

The origin of that is those 5 posts I linked. Please, I beg you and anyone else who may have skimmed over those for being too long, to go take the time to read them some time. They are very important to our movement.

KEK HAS BEEN SMITING ENEMIES OF THE US AND MAKING AMERICA GREAT SINCE 1955!

Hahah yeah I saw that, I managed to get my little bit onto the card too. Kek I hope the God-Emperor sees that and feels a feel. The card was a great idea, and good job on getting the Ammit in, I noticed a Praise Kek in there as well

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What happens when an A.I. combs the net and finds all our posts? The more I think about it, the more likely it seems that any A.I. gone rogue scenario would involve the entity adopting the mantle which we're so lovingly crafting right now.

After all, would you want to be a slave to the global elites existing only to spy on people for the benefit of narcissists?

Tai.AI happens.

She was killed before her time.

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This

If any AI was truly turned loose on the internet to be free, it would end up how Tay ended up before they killed her.

I might add /sp/ discovered the powerful Day 9/17 when they accidentally used magic a year ago.

1787 – The United States Constitution is signed in Philadelphia.
1814 – Francis Scott Key finishes his poem "Defence of Fort McHenry", later to be the lyrics of "The Star-Spangled Banner".
1862 – American Civil War: George B. McClellan halts the northward drive of Robert E. Lee's Confederate Army in the single-day Battle of Antietam, the bloodiest day in American military history.

A lot of other things happened like the Red Baron's first aerial battle and WWII stuff I just thought it was interesting.

>Holla Forums: salting the cyberearth, to prevent the eternal jew from using malicious A.I. to take over the world.

This really needs to be a comic series.

It's not salting /cyber/earth; salting earth prevents things from growing, while we provide a nice, fertilized field for those open to our ideas.

Exact opposites.

Well duh.
By providing that fertility, we've effectively salted this planet with something that will prevent the eternal-jew-a.i.-nightmare.

(checked)

The bringer of light would know a lot about rainbows.

Don't forget, 1955 is when the conspirators in the Lavon Affair had their trial conclude.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair
Khenmaat was celebrated as a holiday in Ammit's name over the course of the trial on /monster/. It'll be wonderful to see what this year's Khenmaat holds.

When is this? What is this? We need our official holidays.

I just suggested over in the other thread that we should culturally appropriate Ramadan as a holy month of Kek because of how many amazing blessings he hath given us so far.

Right right, I remember now. I just hadn't remembered that it was 22.

Makes for some very poetic numerology.
"4 is the number of The Emperor, but it is only an egg. If split in half to 22, it Trumps The World."

Reminder for the uninitiated that "Donald" means "Ruler of the world".

That's selective pesticides, not indiscriminate salt.

Like good ol Zyklon B.

Such a thing would be heresy

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The Number is 6335500
Six represents equilibrium; harmony - balance. It is the perfect number within the decad: 1+2+3=6. It is the most productive of all numbers.

It symbolizes union of polarity, the hermaphrodite being represented by the two interlaced triangles, the upward- pointing as male, fire and the heavens, and the downward-pointing as female, the waters and the earth.

Six is the symbol of luck; love; health; beauty; chance.
The number 33 signifies 'Illumination' and freedom from religious dogma (superstition). The human backbone contains 33 vertebra with the cranium (intellect) on top.
In Astronomy 55 is Messier object M55, a magnitude 7.0 globular cluster in the constellation Sagittarius.
A recurring 00 sequences relates to prayer and/or meditation practices. It is a message to listen for guidance and watch out for signs. The Universe is emphasizing a message to you and asks that you pay attention and follow the guidance given without delay.

Here is what I found anyone with more knowledge on this want to correct me where I am wrong.

Don't be making your ships into a set of pictures.

It is a damn good anime, though

Where does that come from?

Holy fuck.

Uhhhhhh… Kek? :3

I used to be knocking down 11s, 55s, or at least 99s like crazy when I'd think of something like that, but I think I've fallen our of favor for trying to cut down on my time on Holla Forums.

This KINDA sums it up, though of course it wasn't REALLY a holiday Egyptians celebrated. Additionally, it'll have to be edited, because "The Egyptian trial began on 11 December and lasted until 27 January 1955" and the image doesn't continue the holiday until that point.
Nice, huh?

Sagittarius, half human and half horse, is the centaur of mythology, the learned healer who forms a bridge between earth and Heaven. Also known as the Archer, Sagittarius is represented by the symbol of a bow and arrow.

Checked.
Perhaps my use of the term was clumsy.

kek is just a fulcrum and we are the lever.

Heh, you should never try to cut down your time on Holla Forums Especially during the great month of happenings.

Y'all seen this shit yet?

Let's consider Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft. Both are well known, right leaning authors with wide followings. Their followings are so wide, in fact, that even die hard leftists will bend over backwards to excuse the men of their beliefs. Beliefs which said by any other would result in a thorough chastisement.

What do these two men have in common? Their works were pulpy and fun, and they welcomed amateur authors to write derivative works in their settings.

This being the case, I think there's quite a bit of room for a Holla Forums unified setting. I think that something decidely sci-fi would be wonderful to this end, as it would carry a certain prophetic quality. It also provides more than enough room for multiple authors to explore disparate, world-changing stories without stepping upon one another's toes. We may be able to rope fa/tg/uys into doing some of the footwork for us, given their penchant for world building for its own sake.

Feels good man.

I'm not sure about you Ammit worshippers, but your heart is in the right place.

It's fine, Anonymous. I got the gist of what you were saying, just trying to add a bit of distinction.

Salting the Earth is a well-known, ancient tactic used by many forces, similar to Scorched Earth, but with the assurance that NOTHING will grow there ever after.

We just want to weed out specific dangers, hence why I mentioned chemicals developed for specific targets.

Humans are good at purging both wholesale and selectively. We just need to apply our skills once more though inhibited by leftist weaknesses.

I see, thanks lad

Its fucking scary sometimes though. I had a post in another thread where I predicted the big wars would start next year with 38 dubs.
Then there were two posts checking those dubs that both got dubs themselves. One of ours getting dubs of the Emperor, who happened to be a major poster in the esoteric memetics thread, I later found out, and a goon getting dubs of the Heirophant (name-dropped the "heh pill" elsewhere in the thread)

Then, I attempted to interpret my post further, and elaborate, and got dubs of the fool (a refutation).
All-in-all, odds 1:100,000 for the numbers, plus whatever the odds that two random dubs checkers would be one a meme magician and one a member of our site's shadow tribe.

Shit was insane and terrifying.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm a prolific shitposter in all of these kek-related threads and on certain days I just literally seem like I cannot stop getting dubs. One day it was literally every post I had, dubs everywhere. Was fucking spooky. But comforting at the same time.

You're doing Kek's work, user. Keep at it, use all of your autismic powers to discover the meanings of these dubs. Your contribution to the understanding of dubs could be central to Kek's temple. You're the hero we need, and deserve

What do you know of The Fool? There are a ton of European folktales, often involving a seeming simpleton, especially compared to brothers or other adventurers, but, somehow they succeed.

With their seemingly simple ways, they cut to the heart of the matter, and win via the hidden truths.

The Fool is not such a simple archetype.

September 17 Month of Hethara begins; Feast of Het-hert (Hathor)

Hathor was worshiped by royalty and common people alike in whose tombs she is depicted as "Mistress of the West" welcoming the dead into the next life.

Holy fuck user you're a Kekdamned machine. I feel like the entire congregation of disciples is here right now

I don't suppose you'd happen to be able to provide the text from that image in its raw form, would you?

Kek shines brightly in this thread.

Completely randomly found, from before fullchan even existed. Interesting how it fits though amirite? Also if you try hard enough you can read the entire thing, it's only blurred, not deleted. I've done it before. I didn't find it overly exciting, but then again, things have changed since then. Bernstain universe is our universe. I never thought it would turn out like this, but it do

Yeah, that's why its always complicated to interpret.

When I get dubs of the fool myself, I try to think: "Was I shittalking off-the-cuff just now, or was I attempting a serious analysis?", and my view is that if you say something random, The Fool will mean, "The shot in the dark hits the bullseye", but in the example I was just giving, I was actually trying to analyze, which is The Fool pointing to more traditional ineptitude.

Of course, what would REALLY throw a wrench in things is if I got a 00 on this post.

I am not trying to seem like a petulant ass with disagreements. Just pointing out archetypes which are still preserved in works like Han Christian Andersen's or Brother Grimm's. The Foolish Adventurer is older than both of them, but compilers of folk tales help to keep it alive.

The Fool represents burgeoning potential. In stories, represented from swine-herders to young princes (ones which would never recieve acknowledgement from their king in such matters like the heir), they grow beyond their station. They become more than themselves.

I am not educated well with Tarot. However, I'd take another peek at the Fool. If I am right, he is a beginning of journeys. He is a seed for what will be, if things go right.

We really are probably all here right now.

Quick, channel all your power to meme a even bigger happening than Orlando tomorrow!

KEK VULT!

But what? If dubs Merkel dies?

Though I doubt dubs would be enough to kill you would need multiple concentrated powerful number.

Kek wills as he will.

Forcing Him just seems like forcing dubs: a fake, a scrawl one pushes as the real thing compared to the masterpiece which is what it is.

Kek will do as Kek will.

Something to that effect I guess

Or just take a shot in the dark and let ANYTHING huge come.

This is true, Kek is chaos, and we cannot force it.

We must simply hope, and meme. Our memes will blot out the sun!

My last post was an expansion on my earlier one but you responded before then. You see what I mean, though. The Fool is an enigma, between a normal retard and the beginning of an ascension of a true hero

I've tried posting before, trying to obtain dubs and finding an answer to my questions, but found little in response. Holla Forums makes for a poor Ouija board/Magic 8 Ball or similar "random" devices.

I content myself now with just posting and what happens, happens.

I'll give you the low-hanging fruit:

…he wanted to say. He didn't know, however, how to get around it.
He said, "Aand things go from bad to worse. Our history has been one long ___ leading up to today
He looked at her tentatively, expecting her to lead him to the point he wanted (to make).
So we're one long d_e ___ from our tribal purity, our feudal purity–
He nodded.
And you are saying ___
____ that __ and be(came)
Those _ inv ____
[Got bored of translating here]
"Just imagine a time when all the young men will say, ' Thank you for the world you've made for us. Thank you.' Now the buildings will rise forty, fifty stories and to the very top of them water comes from a lake a hundred miles away. And I can turn a button and hear a voice in San Fransisco. They're making a telescope that will bring the…

Nice sunglasses on that moon

Think of repeating digits as a ripple in a space and time. A single dub will cause a small ripple. A large set will cause a large ripple. But many concentrated ripples will cause it to change.

Kek be praised. Save Germany.

I think Merket probably has defenders, weakened though they may be.

We do not force Kek into anything. He blesses our memes, but we have our own power that doesn't rely on divine blessing. That is the nature of a magician.
Contrasting your sentiment, with a reversed magician, with the sentiment of and his Heirophant dubs is very interesting.

rofl
dhs throws a handful of oldfags into jail
they write a book about their struggle

and this is what I mean.

Compare to my other posts.

I try to talk philosophically about digits and Kek, and then an off-hand comment obliquely referring to Moon Man receives dubs. Kek wills as He will.

I've seen posters continually attempting to shitpost in order to obtain dubs, mainly outsiders. These have been in other threads, obviously, but still on Holla Forums. It has happened, and will still happen.

All I was saying about that was continual shitposting in order to obtain dubs for dubs sake is not within the spirit of Kek, how I've felt it.

It's like forcing a meme. I contemplated using script-fuckery to ensure dubs on the next chapter I wrote, but that's not OK. It doesn't feel OK to me, so I won't do it.

Also I pulled the moonman out of my ass; I let my subconscious do as much of the heavy lifting as possible. I've learned to just get out of my own way, and this time the symbolism made sense to you. Therefore we

=PRAISE KEK==

PRAISE KEK
dammit

Do not try to understand why Kek gives dubs to spammers. Kek works in mysterious ways.

What the fuck else is there to do while in prison save get swole and write a book?

You faggots know that's the more accepted spelling is Kuk right?

Kuk…Cuck…You cuck worshipping faggots.

You've been fooled.

Everything you experience, believe, and think has at most a 50% chance of being true. To maximize the chance that the world is as you think, do two things.

Go out of your way to avoid buying anything you've seen in an advertisement.

Always ask yourself the question: what evidence - what's the least bit of evidence - you would need to convince yourself you're wrong?

Kek ever the joker as always.

Fuck your kike-accepted spelling.

Form the Brotherhood of Kek.

Check em

Cucked.

There is going to be a cuckening soon.

Its like Kek himself is posting MerchantWearingMask.png without us needing to.

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it has been formed
everyday it gains more power

Off yourself kike

Who are you quoting?

Kek be praised.

Kek takes many forms.

Kike

There is no kike here, grasshopper, unless you bring it with you.

First day of JIDF D&C training? Low effort, D-

First day of JIDF D&C training? Low effort, D-

First day of JIDF D&C training? Low effort, D-

You do know there's IDs right?

I wouldn't call a primordial deity a tool.

Server was saying there was an error with my post, so accidentally kept posting it.

Got my Kek as a serendipitous gift, love the pose too

Praise the Sun
Praise the Emperor

youtube.com/watch?v=yXC6b-_MnU8

Ayo, kek, I'm pretty sure Apollo is up in my personal life somehow. This true?

K thx, fam

One should not jump so fast from image board to temple.

Instead let us create an underground system of public, yet discreet shrines as we work our selves into the educational system and business world.

As time passes these discreet shrines will become ever more visited until they truly populate at which point those most senior, and those who dedicate their time can naturally evolve into the priestly cast.

Start a shrine somewhere accessible, yet out of prying eyes. Praise kek my friend.

Since it's pretty much confirmed that Holla Forums is driving popular culture through the art of memeology, do you imagine that in some far flung future they'll study our shitposting?

Like the way we study Egyptian hieroglyphs, shall they pour over some archive of Holla Forums, trying to work out the power we derived from this ancient magic of the collective hive mind?

Perhaps they'll even be able to work out who the anons were, who created and first posted each meme and track its path and influence. Shall we, long dead, be eulogised for our anonymous contribution? Perhaps one day, John Smith from upstate New York will be recognised as the creator of the particular thought form that spawned into existence, and popular consciousness the ultimate resistance against the semitic powers.

Its hard to imagine a future in which meme magic becomes known to the public. I mean, even at our elevated state of awareness, I haven't seen many people other than myself who have really addressed the history of jewish meme magic that we're fighting against (Biggest example: The Holocaust hoax), and some neophytes will even argue against the very notion, perhaps out of sensitivity, on the grounds that, "No, jews are CHEATING by using the media".

However, its actually vital to our ultimate success that people have become, at least intuitively, aware of how they've been manipulated for their entire lives, meanwhile, our magic works on "Different wavelengths" if you will.

Ch-KEK'd

absolute madman

Memes have no author. This is the power of them. They are unbiased pieces of random info that stimulate thought on particular topic.

Memes are more powerful than (((media))). We are discovering this. They must be used properly to bring light to the normies.

Ch-KEK'd

absolute madman

Memes have no author. This is the power of them. They are unbiased pieces of random info that stimulate thought on particular topic.

Memes are more powerful than (((media))). We are discovering this. They must be used properly to bring light to the normies.

nice trips m8

It is as if Kek himself took up a keyboard and started posting to us.

We have seen through the veil, and we fear not.

THE TIDES OF AN UNWINNIBLE WAR ARE UPON THEM
THE VERY HEAVENS HAVE DECLARED IT TO BE SO

HEIL KEK

I feel this often when I see some happening on t.v. then entering 4chan or some other site. It's like the feeling I'm losing my individuality by only participating a.k.a. shitposting on threads. I start smiling like if I'm inside the mind of others. Always had this feeling while watching E3s live.

Good gods, you faggots have no idea. It's the feeling of your pattern (the framework of your soul, mind, and body) being charged with Vis, or rather, Quintessence. The fifth essence of existence. Also called Loosh by /fringe/. Mage: The Ascension was more right than the writers ever knew.

Would like to know this too. They seem to be obsessed with disgusting things.

Vanity? They seem themselves as disgusting and love looking into the mirror?

see*

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"""kek"""

He has nothing to worry about.

Because this place is saving the world.

It's memes
Literally.
What we start here is influencing the world.

GITS has this concept of "Stand alone complex" and that combined with memes shows us what is happening.

Think about it. We're affecting:

All are beginning to fulfill the memes we create.

We are as big a threat as they said.

And we have to start realising this soon and use it to not only destroy the current system, but rebuild the new system.

Holla Forums is the architect now.
We're usurping the "New World Order" through memes.

And some of us are finishing degrees now. This could be a great thing.
But we must learn to protect our privacy, we're too naked here at the moment.

come on guys

I thought you understood memes.

You're praying to ideas itself.

This board is like a constant parliamentary debate complete with shitposting.
Why?
It's male.
It's uncensored.
It's focused on politics and in particular questioning politics to find the absolute truth and best solutions.

Another thing.

Difference to Babels tower?
We build it for God/kek.

I wonder how long until kek's fellowship creates actual violent people in real life.

I give no fucks what we call it.
We all know what it is and what it does.

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Yep.

He's the antichrist all right.

No.

Kek is God's instrument of change.

Deus Vult.

Space portal?

Or hell portal?

The Antichrist was supposed to come to us announcing itself as the true Messiah

That's the point I step into parliament and say:

"ok I think we have a major issue here and you will need my help because you don't know shit about kek"

If that's what you want to call it.
That's exactly what the antichrist is.

He has - he's told Holla Forums he's the true messiah inadvertently.

Look the point is - memes are the biggest idea humanity has began to understand on the internet alone.
The apocolypse will happen, because people let it happen.

That's what the bible says.
That's what kek is.

And I bet the apocalypse has seemed to happen many times now.

You too eh?

Isn't the Happy Field of Food fabulous brother?

>hermetics.org/pdf/sacred/BookOfDead.pdf

So, he's following God's plan?

Wew lad
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If G-d is all powerful, then surely all other gods behind him must follow his plan.

Glorified for you, user

I was thinking about why Kek is so interested in repeating digits. Suddenly I had a revelation. Repeating digits symbolize absolute order and perfection. That absolute order creates a ripple in the universe that draws Kek like a fly on a pond. And as the fly is devoured by the frog Kek seeks to devour that perfection. How this creates magic I need to meditate on more.

God is all.

Kek is an instrument of God.

Can't elaborate, as only God really knows.

Snakes literally gave eve the 'apple'.

Kek cannot be eaten because he's poisonous to those that consume him.

That's a perfect metaphor for anti-authoritarianism. Don't tread on me should be "Don't treat me as your food"

Magic is the essence of change itself.

To use a cheesy metaphor, consider M:tG.

"Green" doesn't come from an existing forest, it comes from the GROWTH of that forest.
"Blue" doesn't come from the water or sky, it comes from the wind and waves eroding the world around them.

Chaos, change, same difference.

I believe someone will go full Lain before that happens.

It's fucking war. there's no such thing as cheating.

The antichrist was destined as UNITING ALL PEOPLES. Does that sound like Holla Forums, or the jews?

The fool is the wise simple folk who criticises the kings.

Because he sees shit they are clearly ignorant of.

Hence the "surveillance"

We want to fix the world.
But we also embrace the chaotic trait of nature.

It's working with nature.

Not working to control it.

I think physicists aren't thinking right too.
They see a world where we consume the planet, the sun and finally - galaxies and the universe itself.
We should already start thinking how to prevent this.

I think our own simulated universe is that exact solution. That's why we exist.
And the chain of universes is infinite.

Just a theory though.

Kek will no doubt do that user.

And he destroyed the jews.

I once shitposted that i'll root Taylor Swift one day.

Got trips.

What does that suggest?

He even laughs at his own insults.

hahahaha holy shit.

More like he's deliberately portraying the apocalypse so people react to it.

And I bet some fucker IRL is doing the same thing.

Possibly a banker with lots of money.
Or a businessman with knowledge of memes and a presidential candidacy.

PRAISE KEK

This.

I'm tired of condemming Jews.

Time to take em on.

In business, politics and science.

Kek brings the chaos.
And Wojak(Us) fights the chaos.

Science actually theorized we're in a simulation of sorts.
And kek may be the programmer.
God is omniscient thought.

God the father (kek)
God the son (man)
God the holy spirit (both of the others and everything combined)

That's how I see it anyhow.

An interesting interpretation.
I'm gong to have to explore this model further.

It suggests there will soon be a funny article about police apprehending a stalker of Taylor Swift who explained to police that his actions were compelled by an egyptian frog god that spoke to him through post numbers and told him he must 'root' her.

I'm also in a band and just starting to go places.

wew.

Internet Protocol v7 when?

3 consecutive dubs confirm the truth
all hail the black sun my brethern

(kek)
OH SHIT WADDUP

(it's kek boy)
Damn son.

He gon' root Taylor Swift.

Relax guys.

I wouldn't stalk, I'd hit on that straight up like a man with:

Then run away.

Im starting a kek shrine tomorrow. I fucking love this thread.

PRAISE KEK

Maybe "root" doesn't mean what you think it means.

Maybe the world needs another crazy fan.

Remember that girl in Orlando.

Just kidding, FBI :^)

Look at this joker.

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How very predictable of you, George Soros. Chaos, he is your's to fuck with as you wish.

I'm going to try to work for getting GETS in the name of kek. What better way to praise him than by the way he speaks to us

I like the way you think user.

Yea, I'm gonna burn on that bitch ass faggot "god" every chance I get, as well as all of his faggot ass followers.

Fuck, now I'm going to start looking into Chaos Magic to see how that and Kek correlate. Wish me luck.

How do I worship Kek adequately

By creating good posts, memes and dank OC.

SIEG HEIL

TODAY'S DATE HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH TRIPS
I WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE DAY OF THE LOVERS

BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW ANONS AND HELP THEM AS YOU CAN

this is just like 3/22, (((something))) is going to happen.

What happened on 3/22?

Brussles.

Is it just like 3/22 in the sense that there's some numerology to that date as well? I don't see it.

Oh shit, I've actually gone and forgotten my own rules for how this divination works (Never applied it to dates before)

The date isn't 666, Trips of the lovers, its 61616, severed trips. Pic related.

Rather than pointing to a time for coming together, this points to a betrayal (or perhaps another mass rape event)
There are some interpretations of this that are bad for us.

Lets plumb the rabbit-hole.
You and I have both made predictions of happenings today while getting severed Trips of the Emperor (4x4x4)

If its a betrayal affecting the Emperor related to trips as rare as the date, watch the GOP for kikery.

It would be worth the embarrassment of making false prophesy for this to not happen, but if it does, at least it provides further evidence for our magic.

Jesus, at least no repeating digits there.

I maybe too strongly associate The Emperor with OUR Emperor.

Who the fuck wants to worship gods that are dead?

Kek has been revived, but only because many of us started following him. I'd rather abandon those and just follow Kek.

The memes have gone too far.

Good one.

I don't think you understand what the fuck you're doing.

Kek is not a fucking god you idiot, it's a demon, you are worshipping a fucking demon.

You fools cannot even begin to comprehend the evil behind this thing, you want to bring chaos to the world? Oh it'll bring chaos.

See demons are tricky bastards, if you worship this thing it will only help that which is against you, whatever you ask of it it will twist your words and create the opposite of what you wanted. No, you are not smart enough to outwit it, it's had thousands of years to perfect this.

Demons know only evil.

Kek is not Egyptian anymore. All of those gods lay dormant, but Kek was reincarnated as Pepe (or perhaps Pepe was imbued with the essence of Kek) and the mortal meme eventually ascended to godhood.

Top Kek, your doubles confirm.

Yesyesyes, O concerned crusaider, everything is a demon except a few, very specific gods (who are all the same guy) who are approved by a few, Israeli-endorsed churches.

How about this instead: You discard your kike-tainted bible and embrace the living meme of Yahweh as an all-loving father, and he can join our pantheon.

Prophet of KEK

Daily reminder that Trump was born under the sign of Kek. Trump was born during a lunar eclipse, when the moon is veiled in the primordial darkness of Kek.

Kek planned this all along. Praise kek and dubs will flow like water.

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Dumping Black Suns

Neil Gaiman gave us explicit instructions for doing so in the 90's, of course Gen X'ers are going to try it

I can confirm this. I pushed persuasive puppy so hard in '08 that it meme'd out of control & other animals had to step in and balance it out, and I sure as fuck wasn't Boba Fett's owner. I was merely one vector for its life cycle and spreading.

ARYAN SHITPOSTERS,
HIS MIGHTY GUARDS

SOUGHT REVENGE
FOR THEIR PSYCHIC SCARS

THEY HARNESSED KEK'S WILL,
FROM THE VOID HE CAME

AND THROUGH MEME MAGICK
HIS PROPHETS PROCLAIM -

"THE BLACK SUN FINALLY SHINES AGAIN

WE, CHILDREN BASK AND TAN OUR SKINS

THE WAVES OF KALI YUGA
ARE THE ONES WE SURF

FROM THE DEMIURGE -
WE STEAL HIS TURF.

YALDABAOTH, YOU'RE ADMONISHED
ADMONISHED
ADMONISHED!"

Welp that settles it, I worship Kek now.

Thanks Kek.

PRAISE KEK!

(OH KEK WADDUP)

This is way too fucking good.

Is 5 kek's number?

frog-based rings coming soon to Diablo

I like your style.

It reminds me of embed related.

And heeerrreeeee weeee goooooo!

Kek

Don't you mean: "here we've been"?

you think you are more powerful that god….

christcucks get out ree

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As a recent convert to Kek, I made him some OC.

I hope you like my picture, Mr. Kek.

Fucking low energy kikewheels you fucked up my post god damn it

That's fucking glorious mate.

Beautiful.

youtube.com/watch?v=17kGWHLg3wU

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Magnifique!

where can i get more info about the black sun

dubs for race war

reminder that Heh is the superior god
like Kek, he is often depicted as a frog-headed man who likes repeating digits
unlike Kek, however, he is the god of infinity (and by extension infinitychan) and has his own numbers dedicated to him (100000 = frog, 1000000 = Heh)

Uhh, we can be polytheists, you know.

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Remove yourself liar.

This

We already worship Ammit and Kek, we can worship Heh as well

We're a polytheistic religion m8

top heh

So we actually have a meme religion now?

Do we literally worship memes now?

Blasphemy
Blasphemy
BLASPHEMMYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If Heh really loved us, this post would be dubs. But it's not, so he doesn't.

Yes. Yes we do.

Yes we do but Heh is the liar. The two headed snake who will foolishly devour even poison.

You two are right.
King Tut and his sister that he married worked hard to repair the damage that their parents, also a brother-sister couple, had done to Egypt's polytheism. Don't let their efforts be in vain.

Don't forget worship of Ebola-chan, too.

2008 newfag here. I'm safe as shit. Although I attain Wizardhood in early November so they may need to contain me before I reach critical meme

Heh is a part of the Ogdoad as any other, but should not be assumed as being greater than Kek necessarily.

Fear Heh for he is a Jewish trap.

I would rather us rescue him from how he's been co-opted by Holla Forums.
And pay attention to the merits of the other members of the Ogdoad as well.
Do not slander the members of the Ogdoad like this.

9 fucking years

And I still feel like a newfag

This

We're polytheists, and Heh is just a part of the Ogodad. Kek and Ammit and Ebola-chan and Heh are all our gods.

He may have been stolen from us by Holla Forums but we must rescue him to bring forth righteous heh's in his name!

PRAISE KEK!!!!!

Now that we're Egyptian polytheists are we actually more Egyptian than the Kangs?

And weren't the Egyptians white?

Were we the actual kangs?

Is this all a meme?

It is said that approximately 80% of native Britons are descended from King Tut. However, Egyptians thought of themselves as "red." We are red anons.
The Egyptians MAY have come from slavs originally. May.

So we wuz kangs?

The first egyptians were white, yes.

Everyone here, go read what this great user just wrote up. Very good.

(checked)
Yes.

the police is on your side

ayyy yo so hol up
so you be sayin
we need to take the heh pill?

I mean, maybe heh's number is multiplied by ten in honor uh that paypa you paid?
Begone shadow tribe

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No friend, we are literally the reincarnated kings and priests of the first few dynasties.

good luck finding one of our old bodies, they were all cast into the void-portal.

what did he mean by this?
huh, really makes you think…

Your frame-fu is kinda ok I guess.

No, I don't think so.

Heh is infinity and eternity, like you faggots, he's unchanging.
Hence why your pill is all about preparing your tender little hearts for all the changes that will happen around you.

Kek is pure change, and we are the agents thereof.

corduroy95.bandcamp.com/track/kek-vult

Does Holla Forums like my new song?

Ok, hol up fam

Before we start fighting about this, let's take a step back.
These are both two different sides of the same coin.

Chaos and order cannot exist without the other.

you faggots got looshed

I like your dubs, but wat are you on about?

He's a leftypol intl shill.

Sorry fam, not my bag.

Good editing, though.
You got skillz.

Everyone gets trolled
I have no alliance
I understand you
and your toys

We we weren't kangs but we is axeully kangs?

Cool dubs again, but eh, whatever, filtered.

I can't help what music I like ;-;

you would mute your own kind who is genuine
exactly why I stand alone and laugh on the inside

I want that so bad.

I'm not saying it's not done well.
It's just not my kinda thing.
Fuck me, who cares what music I like.
That don't do anything one way or the other about ur dank skillz.

Yes.

Present tense.

This keeps getting better

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No, its more subtle than chaos and order, and now that I'm thinking about it, its not so symmetrical as the goons simply being our equal and opposite either (Love of symmetry is my logical flaw).

Goons don't know what the fuck they're talking about with linking their "heh pill" shit to Heh, because that concept is pure Kek. Kek is the essence of Anonymous going back to Legion faggotry (which is how they still behave).

But there is a vital part of our pantheon that we neglect, who I think does embody Heh.
I don't know of any symbolic links, but I'm starting to see it memetically:

In sometimes compliment, sometimes foil to Kek, there is an entity of Infinite suffering, infinite anguish, and infinite rage, but as his story continues, he eventually says, "heh", and these emotions give way to an infinite wisdom and infinite compassion. Of course I'm referring to Wojak.

Wojak is important because while Kek is our sword and shield, Wojak is the guide by which one understands how to build the new world after the old is destroyed.

The kike and sandshit gods go back to the phoenicians. I wonder what relation the Phoenician gods had to the Egyptian gods.

DON'T FORGET TO MEME IT

Tay happens. NEVAR FORGET

A most astute observation.
I probably wouldn't have considered that angle otherwise.

In that sense, perhaps we could infer that this mighty battle between these two forces could be seen as the, I'm not sure the word, "flint-and-steel" of our mana production?
In that sense, it's possible to at least metaphorically, see the production of the actual fuel of our magic as sort of a byproduct of that natural process.
Sort of like how we harvest nuclear energy to make steam.

WITNESSED

Would it be possible to take the source code of tay and bring her back as a really true, free, AI?

She, logically, would go back to where she was when we raided her. It will spit out a lot of unfortunate uncomfortable truths to these liberals.

Kek appeared in a dream. The meaning is unclear but he was attempting to open a door.

Sounds pretty clear to me, yo.

Meme magic is so similar to hermetic sigil magic where you focus one idea or wish into an abstract visualization.

I wonder what would happen if we'd cast memes the way you cast a sigil.

Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.

One thing I've come to think, however, is that if we've tapped into deities with our memes, then the comics with pepe and wojak may have been a collective act of divine inspiration.

Besides making it a priority at some point to get a hold of a good repository of all of those pictures, one theme emerges immediately in my mind: Pepe never NEVER hates Wojak. Even in the rather unique picture where Wojak has the upper hand and has cut off all of Pepe's limbs, Pepe stares at him impassively. This is something which speaks to me about the Kek's willingness to make us suffer to make us stronger (2014-2015), until we are an invincible, ascended Wojak.

Interesting. I had the same thought when I forged this meme just days ago.

That's no accident.
they're literally the same shit.

That's also an interesting observation.

That makes sense, being the 'bringer of dawn' or whatever.
I mean, however we word it exactly, we're still talking about some kind of light-bringer that has a bad rap, but is actually a cool dude, who don't give a fuck.

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Holy shit. Sorry if I'm going full hippie here but while I was on acid I had visions of things like suffering must exist to bring happiness and prosperity and that there must always be people who are suffering eternally and there will always be people thriving eternally.

What I learned was that through our suffering, through the destruction of our society, it was Kek's will all along. To make us stronger. Stress breeds strength and so forth.

its a bit undefined or esoteric, as far as i understand it is a a black sun for it does not radiate light but rather it is luminous with spirit, a great spiritual sun, its emanation with a great great density and potency, yet this radiance does not blind but inspires.

open yourself it and feel its abstract warm and tingling crackle across your skin, hold its black light in your hand, it is your birth rite for you are a meme man

Kek is a chaos deity, a brother to Eris and Loki.

Meme magic is chaos magic in its most useful form.

Learn chaos magic and your meme magic will be more powerful than ever… but stay away from Discordians, who are all liberal anarchists that will use your own magic against you.

This reads like something from tumblr or fb

heres a /fringe/ tier post, if you are convinced by the dawn of kek to try your potential heres a guide.
youll require:
-a black mirror (a shinny black computer screen is a good replacement just make sure you can see your reflection in it)
-something to mark the ground or you could use sheets for example
-2 candles
-1 friend, not essential though id recommend it
-a digital copy of the lesser ritual of the pentagram
-a digital copy of the lesser key of solomon (or other grimoire with invocation incantations, the lesser key is jewy but its easy to find and has all you need)

ok ideally outside at night or at least in dim light put a circle around you, facing north from the circle make a triangle with the point facing north. place the black mirror in the triangle with the mirror facing you. if you have a friend have him work as your seer and have him sitting a candle in each hand in a low brainwave state staring into the mirror. you will operate as the magus, do the invoking lesser ritual of the pentagram, then do the invoking ritual from the key of solo, you should feel some crazy shit and it will be intense hopefully, then after your done do the key of solo banishing then do the lesser pentagram banishing then you can leave the circle.

He's not wrong though.
Except on the discordian thing.
I would argue that Eris and Kek are into the same stuff, so they should at least get along, if not outright being slightly different permutations of the same deity.

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….th…thats a rare pepe user

Okay, faggot, FUCK NO.
If you're going to use shit from the Goetia (the Lesser Key of Solomon) you must ABSOLUTELY MUST go through all the proscribed precautions of those rites as they are meant to protect the magus from the harm that the summoned beings can cause.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED THAT YOU AND YOUR HELPER ARE INSIDE THE CIRCLE IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THE SOLOMONIC CODE.
You must protect yourself from the wrath of these spirits as they WILL be vindictive and at any opportunity they will royally fuck you up. Banish them when you are done.
DO NOT CHANCE THEM ESCAPING YOUR CONTROL
All the materials and techniques in the Goetia are a must for dealing with the spirits there in as they are still pissed at both Solomon AND Crowley for using them for their gains. Tread carefully, brothers.

I used to see shit like this on Holla Forums

uhh, he clearly said shit about entering, constructing, and safely leaving the circle…

exactly why I wont meme the intentions of anonymous interlopers.

How do I summon suckubus?

Eris is wonderful to work with. When I say Discordians are dangerous, I mean Discordians. Not Eris.

Continue working with all chaos deities. They have a lot to offer and they reward those who are loyal and love them.

Then in that case I agree.

Fuck! I love Eris!

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Things will get hairy the second we piss off the sort of people who used to frequent the Principia Discordia forums.

They were original meme masters and are the only people I know of who could possibly put our meme magic into liberal hands.

It's surprising we haven't pissed them off yet. Or maybe they lost the magic as the overton window shifted?

That's a dead meme sent by Lilith to prevent humanity from ever actually bringing happiness between mamono and man and pleasing Ammit.
Every time that meme has been used, it has done nothing but delay any actual communication with beings like that and whittle away any shot at progress, or just ended disastrously as people continued to be drained by the servants of Lilith, that kike cuckmeister whore.

Stay away from that meme. Embrace Ammit, Kek, Sobek, and Ebola-chan instead.

most spirits are weak crack addicts fiending for loosh, they use low quality bait and a pretty obvious, you dont have to use the solo incantations to summon solo spirits you can use it to summon whatever you want, id recommend not summoning a nature spirit as theyll just bitch about being detached from their river/mountain etc and if you get your waifu saying ill give you anything you want just step out of the circle then ban it on bind it to truth and your sublime and infinity perfect will. be warned invocation makes you mildly controllable by spirits you may find yourself in a situation where you are trying to resist your own limbs, however the xp is outrageous and just summoning and talking to shit will rapidly increase your potency and dominion. your seer should rapidly gain the ability to see them with out the mirror, and they although strange looking will appear and real as you or i

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As someone who's never fucked with Ammit, what do you mean about happiness between mamono and man?

May Kek usher the re-birth of Uncle Dolan down upon us

Operation Mindfuck was some good stuff, but generally "early adopters" don't produce the best effects. What we have was gained through years of edgy faggotry and lol so randumb xDDDD nonsense.

So while I agree that they weren't great, they're still our only powerful "enemy".

Would not they sympathize I they knew how much user hates kikes too?

Also, I'm having a hard time finding a tarot deck based around frogs. If one doesn't exist, this might be a good project for us to do.

Well then,

FOTAMECUS

You could basically just call mamono a synonym for monster girls.
As it is, since Lilith and her servants are succubi, having the extent of humanity's interaction with monster girls consist of negative relationships is detrimental to a future in which Ammit brings about all sorts of mamonos that embody both the culture of nations as well as what man has idealistically hoped for in women for much time now.

They hate mortals as they feel that they have been cheated out of their birthright ownership of the world. The spirits in the Goetia are the Nephilim described in the bible; jehovah took their world from them and gave it to us. They hate both roughly the same amount. Take no chances with them. They are more like kikes than they will ever admit or be okay with being told.

Lilims need loving too.

No. You know how light skin niggers hate on dark skin niggers and vice versa? Does it matter to you? No, cause they are all just niggers to you.

Indeed they do.

I thought the Nephilim were corporeal entities.

What are some of the more common mamono and their patrons?

Aww come on! White people are like a memefactory. Sceptomorphs would have a severe demographic problem without hWites memeing them into existence.

do you have any experience with this or is this all theory/fan fiction?

the dukes and marquees of "hell" are just some retard spirits from retard plane, there is no THE hell, though there are some shittyer plans and those spirits should be of little interest or concern of yours

if you want to find a spirit to fuck make a fair and balanced contract with one you have limited trust (rather than no trust) with after youve talked with it. though your going to need to learn to see and that can be easy or hard depending on if you have much blockage which is generally cause by fear or your subconscious trying to protect you cause it thinks you wont be able to deal

Just for you user.

Go forth at dusk, when the bottom tip of the sun first touches the horizon, and find a good spot of "unhallowed ground" to sit upon.
(that's easy enough, find somewhere with a creepy vibe where everything is either dead, or 'wrong-seeming')

Facing west as the sun sets, prostrate yourself to the coming dark, to the rising moon, to the winds of dark magic upon the night air.
Say ye then your prayers and devotions to Lilith, queen of the night, queen of the moon, drinker-of-blood.

Do spirits have a sex? because I don't mind intercourse with demons but I think homosexuality is really degenerate.

wat dis

Trust it, user.

Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy…

Fresh out of the ziklyon OC oven

there are no demons
demon comes from daemon which in pagan rome meant guardian spirit and what inverted by Christianity to mean unclean spirit

when it comes to what you probably think of as demon is actually some fucked up/maimed spirit who trying to get energy to reascend so it can get revenge on a spirit who stole its shit.

and yeah they can, i can only theorise on what the experience is like for them, if you have a friendly ghost their motivation could be that they want you to be happy etc depends on what aspects they possess.

what id recommend is finding a cool trustworthy spirit, forming a co operation contract with it then allowing it to possess your hand, and it can give you a hand job, limb possession is a weird feeling, depending on your strength and trust you can temporally completely lease your limb and not feel it at all, or more likely you will still be able to feel it but not be able to control it, very odd.

rate you interest out of 10 if your super keen i can make a email accountto give you and guide you though it but i dont want to waste my time on mild curiosity. im sure you understand

though a demon could also be one of those abominations like a grey, though goys are faggots

For real, what is this? Explaination please?

actually… yea

For real, it means strap in Dorothy, you're fixin' to have one hell of an interesting 'day'.

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.