So I've been taking kratom daily for the past year and just recently I found myself constipated. I haven't been able to shit in almost a week and am starting to feel pressure under my lower right ribs. Today I went to rite aid and bought magnesium citrate and glycerin suppositories.
This is my adventure today and I welcome you to share it with me.
put egg in ass
The tip is lubed
Thats thoughtful
Im too tight, the egg would break.
Dis gonna be gud
youre a true hero OP
I hope shit starts soon.
I'm about to literally pass out from browsing imageboards for over 27 hours straight
I feel it. Its like my shit was asleep and now its awake. It hurts a lot and I'm covered in sweat on the toilet but can't shit yet. The box says it could take up too an hour. The worst is over for now and I'm starting to feel like ill be able to put on some clothes again.
oh boy
I wonder if i should've only used one thing instead of both. Oh well.
OP here, so now I guess I just wait. If I shit ill film it, and if I don't ill go to the hospital and film it.
Yo
His ass is sweaty, sphincter weak, colon heavy
There's skidmarks in his undies already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop a deduce, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his ass, but the shit won't come out
The magnesium citrate was like a light lemon soda
OP you need to get your ass to the MART before you SHART
Public restrooms are for trannys
Why not get a guy to free up the constipation with his penus?
Because my wall of cement like poo would break the dick
Have you nit fucked an ass user? If you thrust against poo u get it in it urethra
pajeet pls
use a toilet
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Americans SHART IN MART
OP, at least say if you're gonna fucking make it or not, so that I don't waste my fucking time
Some people enjoy poop noodles.
OP YOU FAGGOT, COME BACK
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I'm not sure if i care of what happens to degenerate junkies..
What a degenerate junky kinda thing to say…
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Kratom
Im not sure you understand