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Do you have a poster of CIA?

Will change the poster when I find one that has Aiden on it.

All shit, tbh.

Actually, I'll watch The Falling. But I wont add it until I've seen it and decided whether it's up to Holla Forums's standards or not.

Care to tell me why? The first choice is a objectively nice ghost-story, and Maisie has only a side role in it. The effects are okay, the story is interesting, the atmopshere is nice. You can hate on the other two, despite all of them have lots of redeeming features, but I tell you, The Secret of Crickley Hall is good, Maisie or no Maisie

Okay. Thanks

Really, what other movies do we love, or discuss a lot aside from The Prequels?

Oh shit, I totally forgot. I need to add some Nicholas Refn films.

This is what I've got so far.

It's cute that some anons still think this board cares about film in the slightest.

Nice dubs, but we never stopped caring about film. Unlike the lower boards we can shitpost, critique film, and create memes all at the same time.

>>>/reddit/

Kill yourself, Disney shill.

Keep telling yourself that. You might make attempts but no one else does.

How about this? Closest one, you may have to shop CIA on the proper poster.

Add The Mummy and Furry Vengeance as well for some Brendkino. The Mummy to show his prime and FV to show his JUST state.

Go watch them again, they're actually great. Seriously. Here's the torrents:

extratorrent.cc/torrent/3019272/Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY.html

extratorrent.cc/torrent/3019278/Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY.html

extratorrent.cc/torrent/3019267/Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY.html

You'll be surprised when you watch them with fresh eyes.

Nice, I'll add the CIA poster and The Mummy because it's a genuinely fun adventure flick. But I'm not adding garbage like Furry Vengeance. We're going for actually good movies.

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Add all of Tarkovsky's kinos.

You're not familiar with Kabbalah are you?

So none of his films then.

Orsonkino as well

No

Pleb

Starship Troopers is popular here. Galaxy Quest too, for Sigourney Weavers.

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Will add those soon.

Nightcrawler perhaps? I think only if you need to fill more space, not that essential.

I really love Nightcrawler and I'd be happy to add it, I just haven't seen it discussed here on Holla Forums much.

For shame reddit. For shame.

There was some threads when it released but not too much about it, basically its autistkino like Drive.

Fuck off Louis, you're meme is dead in the water.

Are we just posting meme material or can we include some actual good films?

Still haven't accepted that cuckposting is over?

Hi newfag

I'll think about adding Pretty Baby, but you're pushing your luck by pretending all the films on there are just memes. So far the only memeish ones are The Dark Knight Rises and Citizen Kane (which is still kino, just overrated kino)

I'm not a 10 years old kid, thank you very much.

Are you a complete fucking retard?

Sure thing Louis

I'm guessing from your list that you are the developmentally challenged one.

Dark Knight Rises is really the only one.

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How can you even not understand that list?

No one cares about your cunny obsession.

I just noticed it says moot on there. Take your 4cuck shit back where it belongs. No cunny will be added to our list until you learn to stop being a faggot.

I know I'm missing an important film, but I can't quite place what it was.

ids jusd ibronic :DDD :DD

Criticisms on this version?

Yeah it has no cunny you normalfag catamite.

Starting to become a good mix of the good and the meme. Add For a Few Dollars More, the kinoisseur choice from Dollar films.

What's the best cunny film in your opinion, I will add one, maybe two. But I don't know what to choose. There's Pretty Baby, Little Children, Maladolescenza, etc. Give me your favorite.

Leon the professional. Can't forget that.

Too reddit.

Isn't that a Luc Besson joint?

Posted a lot here as cunnykino rather than the movie being good.

Capekinos

Batman v Superman is still too hotly debated for me to add it. And the capeshit meme is very strong. I'm apprehensive to add any cape flicks, even The Rocketeer, Unbreakable, or Watchmen.

Just added it.

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Frailty

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It's a shame but I have to agree. Better to have no capeshits.

I fear to ask, but what about the American Psycho? Wasn't it enough autistic?

Seriously thank you for reminding me. I can't believe I forgot that.

Any issues with the films so far?

You're using the inferior Prequel posters and the inferior Starship Troopers poster. Citizen Kane is cancerous trash.

Ok, i go futher… Fight Club, Seven

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Too reddit tbh. Never been to reddit, so I'm not sure though.

Sorry, Fight Club is a no go. The movie is fine but until we get the normie stank off of it it will have to remain off the list.

I'll change the SS Troopers poster, but the Prequel Posters will stay the same for now. Also Team America is garbage.

Not sure about There will be blood or Ace in The Hole.

Now THAT is too reddit

Updated. Btw, does anyone know how I can reduce the file size? I'm making this with paint and it's nearly at the max file size that it will no longer be able to upload on Holla Forums.

Use something else than paint.

Ace in The Hole has similar themes to Nightcrawler and it's a classic film. Definitely recommend it.

I have gimp, but I've yet to try it out. Can you reduce file size in that?

Compile the trilogy into one photo and have a picture of Tarkovsky.

The film which shocked me back then when i was a teenager. The movie which changed my worldview… is now infested with reddit!
I want to hurt people!

What about Gran Torino? Please…

Gran Torino I can agree on.

You were always the reddit m8. You were reddit before it even existed.

That's an over the line type of insult sir…

Trying too hard to be reddit.

Will add Gran Torino once I figure out how to get the file size down.

You sure are acting like fucking Reddit.

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The image is from 2013 you dumb cunt.

Did I say that? No? That's what a lot of them have in common though.

Now if you're inclined to add some good fucking films these should be in contention.

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Gee I dunno, try resizing the image to something a little more sensible like 1200px horizontal maximum.

Is this isn't Holla Forums, m8.

Can you still read it like this?

No it hurts my eyes it's too small.

Is good. Use the original uncompressed one for adding more and compress that.

schindler's list
the pianist

I concur with Schindler's list.

Get lost schlomo

Holla Forums kino list should have a full spectrum of triggering content.

There's gotta be a better Shoah film than Schindler's list or the Pianist. I honestly can't think of a single Holocaust film that is actually a good film.

In this case recognizability should trump quality.

Get the fuck out of here, pleb. This isn't an ironic list, everything on there with the exception of The Dark Knight Rises is worth watching on merit alone, despite the memes.

It's hard to make historical fiction based on preexisting historical fiction. Zootopia and Angry Birds are better at naming the Jew than most shit.

Fuck off. You know that isn't true; everyone hates them so you like them. Those movies atr objectively bad.

State your reasons for disliking them so they can be proven wrong. You Prequel haters are all the same, so simple, so misguided.

this tbqh. they rile up spergs like you nicely though so I have no problem with it.

Sundays and Cybele.

Good pick, I'll add it.

No Vietnam movie?

Maybe I'll add Jacob's Ladder. Any better suggestions?

What the fuck is wrong with you

Good movies only.

Too reddit

Not exactly a shoah film but Der Untergang is pretty good. It totally whitewashes the Russians and it tries to hit you over the head with muh 6 gorillion at the end but it was surprisingly fair especially considering it was made in Germany. Most of the people in the bunker including Hitler are portrayed as very human and empathetic. The acting is great, especially by the guy that played Hitler.

Kike Cucklasa pls go.

What do people think of Stalingrad?

Here's the latest. I'll be back later to change it. I'm thinking about removing the last three, I'm not sure yet. Please argue and post more suggestions while I'm gone.

a-are we still forcing this one, boyos?

Stay cucked, fam.

The Thiing & Gran Torino I'd keep, don't know about the other 3 movies in the bottom row.

Apparently.

if you didn't get all pissy when they did it then they would stop but you can't not get asshurt so it will continue.

this is exactly whats wrong with the cuck generation, they mistake any reaction at all, even derisive laughter, as anger, probably because they feel nothing but shame & rage. then they shriek that "u mad" and declare that they "won". i'm laughing at you, not with you.

It's hard not to call you mad when you make a post like this

even with all the amazing work that's been done in this form? i'd like to see you try and justify that..

Hmm?

As an independent expert, I can confirm this post oozes pure madness.

M8, you're clearly mad as hell.

Make some of that vintage OC to put us in our place then if your rectum isn't so hot that you can't concentrate.

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That reminds me, I know we've already got a Kubrick film but Paths of Glory is one of the best war kinos ever made.

28 Days Later should be on there, one of my favorite zombie movies. Not sure how Holla Forums in general feels about it.

Daily reminder if you haven't seen this you haven't seen true kino.

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Whenever I see a thread discussing it the general consensus seems to be that 28 Days was alright, but 28 weeks was completely retarded trash.
The last time I saw a thread about it was the Halloween before last though, so shit's probably changed.

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Neat, I'm not the only one who remembers that.

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Still needs The Believer, Network, and Das Boot.
If you really want the chart to represent 8/tv/'s tastes, you should add Kubrick's Lolita too.
Disclaimer:I am not a pedophile but everyone else on 8/tv/ is. Pick related.

Latin kino.

Seconding this.

Is this entire thread ironic?
It better be.

Good movie, the message is one of optimism and pro-law
Literally Niggertown: The Movie.

I can't believe no one has mentioned The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

It's a kikefest made by a kike starring kikes.

But you didn't say it wasn't good.

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Dear God I love Manhunter.

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Conan should definitely be there. Update on the image OP?

this tbh

I agree but it is a guilty pleasure

Needs more Mel Gibson like: The Passion of the Christ. Also add Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World and Westworld.

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Vid related
Required viewing for maximum woke

add the man from earth

Seconding this. I don't know how it hasn't been mentioned yet.

needs STALKER

You fucking newfags.

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This is a good one.

add unbreakable and split

That isn't real Holla Forums.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

I already put that on there. Update with Conan and more coming soon.

No gimmick films. Russian Ark is no different than something like Avatar, all style and no substance.

Updated version added Conan, and also some anime for the weebs. I think this is shaping up to be a pretty good list. I'm also going to start working on an image for serialized movies instead of feature films that Holla Forums should see. So far I can think of The Twilight Zone, The Sopranos, and Paranoia Agent. What else?

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Nice dubs, big guy. We already got one on there though.

What a shame, it's a great film.

What about this? I thought it was a pretty good flick.

What about this?

I'm honestly suprised no-one talked about it.

How come nobody recommended any cyberpunk films?

For me, i'd nominate the film that probably started the whole cyberpunk film genre.

It's one of my most favorite films.

If you're going to meme gay porn atleast use leatherman.

Soylent Green is a better film, tbh.

This is a troll thread right?

Pathetic.

Nirvana

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I haven't seen soylent green but, the reason why I love the movie so much is because of the music and the aesthetic of the film.

They're not actual Holla Forums users, they're shills.

You're alright, user

Looks good. Not too sure what more to add.

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I'm looking for something new to watch so here's a lazy post to bring it some exposure on the front page.

28 Days Later is ghoul kino, not a zombie movie. Carry on.

Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

The Thing
Star Wars 1-6. The prequels are great, but leaving on the cliffhanger ending of rots is silly.

Also, not gonna scroll through ~200 posts, but Mel Gibson Hamlet, pretty much all of his directed films and Mad Max.

Debate me, but I think Sin City should be added too.

Perfume: Story of a Murderer
Ex-Machina
12 Monkey
Idiocracy
L.A Confidential

It's a zombie movie, autist.

Universally accepted kino:

To keep up with Holla Forums memes

So? It's not like it was portraying that as a good thing. If a movie is about Dracula does that mean it's supporting the idea of biting people in the neck?
City of God is 10/10 kino that BTFO'd Goodfellas at its own game.

Kill yourself for that shitty list.

Well, you dun goofed that list up a fair bit you fucking nigger.
Everything else on that first list is fine.

GoT isn't even a movie, why would you add it?
Drive is a reddit meme.
American Psycho isn't a meme movie, it's actually a really well done adaptation of a great book. It only became a meme after the critical acclaim.

Now, you should add Alien and Aliens.
While anons have qualms about the second film, it's still a really well done film, even if you don't like the change in genre.

On Holla Forums it is widely accepted that Kubrick's movies aren't kino, but are cinema at best.

What's wrong with those movies? The only one that I can see someone hating is Blade Runner due to the existence replicants not making any sense.

Guess betas are turned on by the retard look

Except its actually good.

Why isnt Ghost in the shell, the animated one? That IS A MUST.

Warning: the following spoilered content is very problematic and will be extremely triggering to faggots with shit taste. Viewer discretion is advised:
Not only is Nightcrawler better than Drive, it's also better than Taxi Driver thanks to having much better pacing

Birth of a Nation.