Wat do: Third Edition

ban me for a day.

Sike
Ban me for 2 days.

Now ban me for 3 days, fag.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

go into solitude for an undetermined amount of time so you can find what one activity you can do over and over again indefinitely and be happy till the day you die.

I second this motion and bring it to the floor for discussion.

Tell your wife you love her, and will be hers' forever.

Sharpie in pooper

Do you want that on video?

stap being such a bagget :DDD

wasted trips

You said no-show-wife, so idk fam, up to you. Vocaroo? Video? Get your wife to tell us you did right here? Whatever you're comfortable with, you qt hubby-vol.

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No

yes

how do I find a wife so I can get cucked enjoy life?

vocaroo.com/i/s07rP5alSNI7

Wasted trips, you can choose something else or just wait for the next guy.

Don't do anything but don't be a beta.

and that habit is jerking off with sharpie in pooper

That's fucking adorable, good on you. What is it she's saying, though?

I can't be beta, it's not in my nature.

Then wait

She said the same back plus awwe and what not.

can you post your ass too dysomnia?

Don't have any markers bud, reroll

i would like to use my trips on this post instead then
>>6256883

I guess that's all I can do.

Where did you find yours, what is she like?

I'll post an ass pic when I have a cute wife to take the picture for me.
my camera stand doesn't count :^)

cute

get dressed in your wifes underwear

That's pretty QTP2T.

Tell your wife there's a Canadanon here who hopes you two have long, content, problem-free lives together being chill forever and all that good jazz.

…or that, that also works

These faggots are the ones who run Holla Forums. Let that sink in for a moment

I don't have a GF, I'm not a normie i mite be, define it

33 get omlet is god mod

where have you been for the last 6 months?

Fuck my life

Ok

I put eggs up my ass bud, im as normie as it gets.

Wanna swap accounts now? :^)

If you get 7777777 I'll consider it.

does she know you eat shit?

try to suck your own dick

Tell your wife what you want her to do to you right now, while you're in her underwear, whatever that might be. Whatever you think of first, so long as it's for her.

Post a pic of your wife's feet

KK

I try to exclude certain parts of what i do here

Wife has one rule, dont show my benis

No

Reroll

So your wife thinks you are a camgirl for Holla Forums but doesnt know that you eat shit and stuff eggs up your ass?

HE DELIVERED

She knows i stuff eggs up my ass, how do you figure i take these pictures?

Why does your wife look like she has a penis bump?

Cum into a cup of hot coffee and let it boil like an egg. Drink.

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I don't have a waif.

That's a pretty good wife.

Holy shit you did it you're adorable

Now she goes into your underwear, and you cuddle and hold hands and that is all

Reroll

I don't wear underwear, I don't own a single pair and thats the way i love it. Feels pretty free man.

Funny enough, you can find some old pics of me (8 years old) in threads from time to time, funny enough, those were taken for the same reason as . Anyways, thanks, i guess.

then, fuckin', shorts or PJs or something. Coziest thing you own.

Ok, doing that until the next get

wut

The get is mine

Once you've taken a pic of that, go to bed with your wife, and fall asleep hugging. Goodnight, Vol.

Old pics of me wearing girl shit, same story, different day.

wat do……..kill self

Interesting.

Sorry fam, cant do that pic or go to sleep, but we usually do the other shit anyway. Lets continue doing degenerate shit until i get actually tired.

Buy a maid uniform and wear it for us next time

Fine, then. Since you deny my repeating digits you owe me a game y/y?

fuck off flag nigger

We can talk about stuff. :^3

Im poor so i cant buy you shit but ill play some shit with you

Wait what really? I wasn't expecting to get fuck all tbh

G-got Ark?

Nope

I wish I had jewgold, please gibsmedat hotpoketz

Fug. What do you play, then?

Arma, Minecraft, gimme your email ill give you some deets

[email protected]/* */

I only have money from a shit job I work.

I own it but I never play. There should be another Holla Forums server.

Check out /civ/

I didn't realize /civ/ was still around. thanks, I'll check the server out.

So you ask people to tell you what to do then give a list of shit we can't ask? Also the pic u posted would in no way make me think you had a wife that I would ask you to show, so for you to say not to ask to see her is just an attempt to make you look like you're less of a loser than you are by making us assume you get pussy.

Take it back to 4chan

tell me why uncle hired literal mental children again? keep it in the irc folks

You fags still think I'm Uncle?
:^)

Memes this strong cannot be held by something as weak as 4chan or IRC

no retard
spurdo, the BO, is uncle
you are a measly minecraft autist vol

IRC is always gay last time I checked.

How new are you? Spurdo, the old BO is Mark, owner of Holla Forums. I'm the current BO.

Uncle isn't a mod/vol/owner

t. posting with a board volunteer tag

I've asked why it's like that but I never got a proper answer.

poo in the loo

you know if you apply occam's razor to this situation, and you think really really hard about what the simplest and most obvious answer for "i can't post as if i'm a board owner" is, you may find out one day. Until then who knows though. it's a total mystery. how fucking befuddling.

Nice meme.

idk fam. I have full control of all board settings and I can add and remove volunteers/reporters.

I've asked copypaste but no reply

how do you expend the mental effort to turn on your computer every day

I actually just finished building a new one, want to see?

No, save it for your blog.

That reminds me, I bought a 2000$ dollar computer and all I play on it is AOE2, can't find any new games I care to ply.

wow we have the exact same camera

I'm glad you want to see it! It's not finished yet but since you're special I'll give you a sneak peak.

cool. what lens do you use? stock is shit.

meant for

bring back the option to delete one's own post this is fucking stupid
*i know you got all triggered when that femanon deleted her own thread but you just gotta let things go dysnomia

we got a leet haxor here

huh?

I can't even change that setting I'm just a vol
that's the exact reason I turned it off :^)

This is from a Canon EOS?

Why does it look like shit? Are you shooting in manual? My D3200 produces better quality images But I only shoot in manual so maybe that's why

Do something new, maybe this

24-105mm f/4L IS USM

i have an extension that automatically shows exif data for all images on opening

add this but lo res

Advice, widen the aperture to as far is at will go, lower the ISO to at least 200 or lower if possible, and then just adjust exposure time to control lighting

All your shots are very close, so with a wide aperture it shouldn't affect your depth of flied

you'll end up with richer shadows and less noise

wheres the fun in that?
How about you take up a hobby in something?

Work on your focus, and kill the flash, you'll have to make the exposure time higher to compensate so if you don't have a steady hand you'll need a tripod

Otherwise keep at it m8, you might as well as ling as you already have a DSLR

This thread is deradicalized as fuck. Pic related.

we should have the freedom to remove our own posts

Much better focus, keep at it m8

Just remember, ISO always = noise, thats why I hate increasing ISO, I always keep it at the absolute lowest

Lowest ISO level means you can also lower F-stop value to widen the aperture, thus giving you a richer dynamic range and a shallow depth of field which gives a nice "professional" look.

Finally, with lowest F-stop and lowest ISO, all there is to adjust lighting is exposure time, so if its dark and you have no tripod to steady at longer exposure times you will have to sacrifice F-Stops or ISO levels

I wish there was still decent photography communities, all there is is deviantart, Reddit, and Tumblr, Chans just don't work for photography because of the lack of any kind of persistence

I deleted all my posts, sorry for shitposting your thread to death, Omlet!

Its fine, I was done with it anyway

Thanks for the tips. Have a picture of the back of my dusty mouse

Kill self.

Put glass stick in dick
trash it with a rubber hammer
squieeze your dick and spray paint piss blood on the walls

I think the thread is kill

yeah these are definitely coming out cleaner, i can't get an accurate pic of my wall color though because of my old lightbulbs, i need some sun.

try tweaking the white balance

trying to figure out how to adjust it manually
there are settings for it and then a 'custom' setting.