He's a fucking perfect boyscout that appeals to literally everybody and apparently offends no one. He would doubtlessly get Drumpf elected for sure. We need dirt on this guy, stat. #StopSteve
Keep in mind being VP is a huge stepping stone towards being the PRESIDENT
So we'll probably be voting for who he selects as VP after his turns are over.
Cameron Johnson
Please. This will be a rehash of Alexander the Great's days: Drumpf cobbles together a coalition of capable but extremely selfish and short-sighted individuals who cannibalize each other the moment their dear leader is out of the picture. We'll see at least half of Drumpf's top-tier advisors and cabinet officials in the Wrongpublican presidential primary in 2020, especially Attorney General Christie.
Luis Lopez
Even though I don't agree with you half the time nor like you 90% of the time, I appreciate that at least you're not hiding you're the Ratchposter, making filtering easy. Thank you for that.
Logan Walker
Sounds like hillarys campaign, to be honest.
Although, I wouldn't exactly call her supporters "Capable", to be honest.
Caleb Hernandez
What the fuck even is this?
Seriously?
Damn, chaR-poster, get it together.
Isaac Thompson
My filter doesn't work. Anyone have a fix?
Owen Thompson
Which is precisely why I want this guy to be the vice president. We need someone with private sector business experience who knows how to make deals and to manage a budget.
Michael Carter
So Rachposter, what is it like to habe all of your crap-tier threads constantly sage'd and eventually bumplocked or pruned?
Does it grind your ass raw?
Christopher Bailey
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Adrian Rogers
No, no we don't. We need a strong, independent womyn as VP - or, to draw in the ignorant manpig vote, a subservient beta cuck to balance out the Clyntyn-Whoever ticket. Whoever she chooses will be fine, I'm sure, but we absolutely do not need the misogynist shitlord Steve Preston.
I was thinking, we haven't had an African-American VP yet, so why not Loretta Lynch or Eric Holder? There's always the Hispanic-American option as well - they haven't ever had any representation in the presidency at all, so it would probably be even more fair and progressive of us to elect one from that community. Plus it would hurt the butts of every Drumpf supporter on the planet in a profound way.
Josiah James
Why are your posts always so shit, learningchode?
Cooper Hernandez
Why aren't you banned yet?
Fuck off, you crossdressing fairy.
Robert James
also rachposter
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Lincoln Phillips
As we can see here another thread in the depressing world of the Ratch poster. For many days and nights an individual scours the interweb. Hoping his crippling autism can make up for the many shit posts he has seen at his expense. These aren't just normal shitposts. They are the most extreme and hilarious shitposts.
The poster behind the images of this half woman, half goblin, collects his nonsense articles, and opens his many image folders containing some of the ugliest pictures a man can wittness. Composing his thoughts into a coherent arguement is difficult due to the debilitating autism mentioned before.
His hands strike the keyboard, and his mouse clicks with glee as he feels some vague concept of fulfillment. His post is done and thread created. He sits back in his chair awaiting the recently demoralized to post.
The first post is in. He is spotted immediately. He has been called a faggot. The "OP" as he is called somehow doubles down. He attacks with another article along with another grotesque picture. "Kill yourself" is the title of the next message. Oh and there is a smug frog looking back at him.
How does he continue day after day? Shit thread after shit thread. This narrator can't really give an answer. What I can say is what I seem to find most comforting. First post best post.
Hudson Smith
Stop trying to make the thread all about me, stormderp. This is about #StopSteve and the growing movement to make sure he is kept out of the Caucasian House. If you don't have anything constructive to add, don't post. It's as simple as that.
Isaiah Garcia
Sounds like a great VP to attract moderate leftists who don't want to get pegged by $hillary.
I mean real leftists who care about economy and environment, not the POZ load current year people.
Saged for Rachposting though.
Cameron Gonzalez
Since when? Hello newfriend. That's exactly the problem. We need to label him as a syxyst, racist, homophobic bigot. That's the only way we can #StopSteve and make sure that Steve Preston never becomes our Vice President.
Daniel Price
This is some retarded reverse psychology. Why the fuck would we want the head of fucking HUD anywhere near the fucking white house? He will be among the first to hang.
Lucas Ramirez
The mods are shitskins. The mods don't ban rach.
Oliver Smith
Fuck off with your reverse psychology, Steve Preston is a racist. #StopSteve #ReadyForHillary
John Jackson
Did you accidentally click on Holla Forums instead of Holla Forums? because that is the only rational explanation I can think of here.
Kayden Lee
Typical Steve Preston voter. Hateful bigots like you won't be welcome anywhere except the detention camps in Hyllyry's America. #StopSteve
Asher Young
I think rachposter is a gigantic faggot because he's a avatarfag, but I think his humor is often completely lost on Holla Forums.
Rachposter isn't liberal at all; his posting style is a satrical caricature on what obnoxious shitlibs are like. If you guys weren't so obstinate you'd realize he wants Steve Preston to be Trump's VP, and is humoring you all by pretending he wants the exact opposite while pushing "progressive" options like Loretta Lynch and Holder.
I'm not familiar with Preston at all but if Rachposter is pretending to hate him he's probably a decent pick.
Have fun talking to yourself in this thread. Get used to it because in 10 years tops it'll just be you and the cats…if it isn't already.
Mason Jenkins
Literally, fuck the patriarchy and your sapien-normative power fantasies.
Ethan Wright
if you got access to whoever handles politicians blackmail videos of them fucking children, we are in business.
Joseph Morgan
This is the most feminine picture I have seen of this cunt.
Benjamin Carter
Rach. This has to stop. It's just getting sad now, whatever problem you're trying to avoid with rach isn't going to go away.
You need help.
Oliver Parker
#StopSteve Doesn't anyone have dirt on this sick fuck? He's got to have done something wrong somewhere along the line, fucking find it.
Carter Edwards
We live in an era where there actually are people retarded enough to post this shit, and mean it, unirnonically. I've seen it before. Things that are so stupid that they MUST be a troll, but are actually not a troll.
Alexander Ward
What are you sliding, Hans?
Dylan Thomas
I'm starting to suspect that none may exist for him, which is why he was encouraged to leave politics despite his stellar record. We should rely on memes to beat him instead.