Meet a dog

what do dogs mean by this?

Stop trying to make yourself think it's okay and just fuck your dog already.

I don't have a dog. talking about random ones you meet in the park or whatever

In that case it probably means you should wipe better.

but if my ass smells like shit, why would dogs want to sniff it up close?

do they enjoy the smell of shit?

I don't know dude maybe.

they meet and know people by their smell, particularly their ass.

they greet other dogs in this manner too

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post cute dogs

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It's more they want to know if you're healthy/what you've been eating. Everything comes down to poo. From the top of your head, to the bottom of your shoe.

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Yeah, they love the smell of corpses and death too. They're weirdos. Probably an evolutionary trait for them to find food.

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Animal crush videos are illegal in the US and are up there with CP as far as the law is concerned.
You can thank all the chinks in Cali. who couldn't stop jerking it to them.

sheeeit nigga

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Heh, the dog on the right knows he looks creepy and is having fun spooking his buddy.

dogs are such silly billies

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What did he mean by this?

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I just wanna hug it…

dogs like to do de ebic brank bro :DDDDD

le silly doggo xDD thats not how u babysit xD

it's funny because the dog is black

Degenerate.

hwat

i keep my houses in a cage and i water them every 2 weeks

riiiight…

I know, right? House gets wet out there in the rain, you better keep the outer walls outside or you'd have to sit in the rain, that would suck.

fresh pasta everyone

how do you even come up with this shit

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Don't you mean you just wanna… PUG IT?

zero-effort screen-cap for future

Long ago, dogs used to know how to talk. They got arrogant so GOD took away their ability to speak, but he promised he would return the ability if one of the dogs found the secret, which he hid in a random asshole somewhere on the planet.

To this very day all dogs search for this ability to speak, thats why they do that.

What's this thread about even

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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

we do
t. I'm dog

How the hell does that happen? Dogs aren't people, they're just around or they're not. They don't care who is there, as long as someone is.

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

This will be a banner

confirmed for never having met a dog