So, my best friend is getting married soon and I am his best man. We have been friends for a loongggg time, and he just texted me a proposal tonight. "I have a game for us. Tell me any object. Literally anything. And I will incorperate it into my wedding night." Now, I want something out of the box. Something starage and memorable. Perhaps something that is used semi often so it will always be remembered. However, NO scarring (physical or mental), and something that can be used in a hotel room/cruise. Ideas needed.
Parker Perez
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Jack Allen
A horsecock dildo
Henry Barnes
A black man.
Owen Rivera
Also a spending limit of $50 I forgot to say lol. But I want it to be unique, not "a dildo lol". Something like a bowling ball, a figure, or a spoon in their silverware drawer.
Justin Taylor
His best man.
technically, you are an object. Thank me later for banging your best friends wife on her wedding night
Ryder Mitchell
Eifel tower the bride, eh?
Owen Barnes
An image of you givin a big ol' thumbs up with a cheesy grin
Robert Hill
I LOVE IT. A nice high gloss photo, set with some lighting below it, taped to the wall so I can give him some ispiration while he is going.
Nicholas Sanders
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Jonathan Hall
well, that wasn't exactly the idea, but hopefully OP gets laid because of it.
Zachary Hill
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Jaxson Watson
A BOX OF CRABS
Carson Reed
Maybe try a jug or carton of milk.
Samuel Cox
A basket of deplorables
Oliver Campbell
3 suitcases of niggers
Evan Campbell
A toaster.
Charles Roberts
Get a 3D printed model of yourself.
Ryan Cook
Dubs confirms.
Mason Bell
One of those hard green chinese melons that keeps for 18 months
Ryder Bailey
You mean a bowling ball??
Levi Phillips
A large, sequined, pirate flag that is to be worn as a cape.
