Femanon registration thread

1. Post tits w/timestamp
2. Select a name and tripcode
3. Be an official girl on Holla Forums forever with this one time payment
4. Mine epic salt

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That's an old pic of Spiderchan, m8.

There are no girls on Holla Forums. You're fishing in a sandpit.

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Hey guys! I'm Nicole Sund! My Holla Forums user name is Nicole!

Am I an official Holla Forums girl now?

see

Nicole you are already registered! We all know you.

Checks out.

Are her tits on the register?

I dunno but I recognize her. There have been tons of threads and her tripfaggotry is well known.

I don't think people want to see them…

It's a bit like microchipping a dog - you might not like it but it needs to be done.

GTFO. Yeah she looks far from great but she's ours.

I-I would..

That is a very bad photo, with very bad lighting.

registration is up half an hour and nobody registered yet? is it too complicated?

I just think there are no girls here today. It is Wednesday.

maybe. i guess tomorrow there will be lots of registrations then.

Girls usually have jobs. They might not be home yet, only 5 PM on the east coast.

Isn't Wednesday nipple hair plucking day?

How would I know? My areola are naturally immaculate

Those cat tongues are very abrasive aren't they…

How would I know?

moar pooper

What if we don't want to show tits? Is there another way to prove who we are?

sharpie in pooper with timestamp

That's somehow worse.

Then fuck off

Be gone, feint of heart, this place is not for you.

Rude

THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL DUBS THREAD

You could always use something else - just don't forget timestamp

Post a picture of your underwear drawer with time stamp.

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mmmm….bloodstained granny panties not on muh Holla Forums!

roll with google power

You forgot the timestamp.

Checked!

Those titties look good enough to cut off and make into little jew hats, but I don't see a timestamp.

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I think she meant fuck OP and tripfagging.

First, last and only femanon. RIP Spiderchan.

newfags

You're not being very deradicalized right now. Have you watched all the buzzfeed videos that were prescribed to you by your diversity officer?

Shame on me. I should have recognized her.

Well done, son.

I'm halfway through 1guy1jar…

They strike again! Checked.

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Memories. I almost feel bad for tipping her boyfriend off.

feels guy finally found a qt 3.14 gf

Like this?

Do I really look that bad? :(

Nice try princess - just needs the timestamp and a bit of nip

fucking normie

Fuck it. I take it back. Back to anonymous.

byeeeeeeee

You said that wasn't even you!

I'm still here, just one of you again (:

(.Y.)

Who are you talking to? We're all anonymous here (:

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What are you doing here?

That's good enough for me Leena. Use that trip if you want and I'll never question you. Screencapped to back you up whenever I see you around.

Really?

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Thanks here have a like

Tripcodes, not even once.

Yeah why not. All we do here is fight over nothing and try to break the rules anyway

I got you sweetie

Yeah I'm thirsty and desperate. So what?

You should kill yourself user, no joke.

Testing…

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I've heard that before. Maybe for Christmas.

Fine, forget it. This sux ):

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bby pls

You got sum fuk? I want

muh bby tube glistens in anticipation of the insertion of your custard hose

Hey, those are pretty nice. At least that's what you would have me thinking, right?

Post more with a timestamp and I'll let you go free.

I am laffin

I can't I stole them from Reddit r/gonewild and I can't photoshop well enough to fake a timestamp.

as long as your hose is squirtin bby

I'm going to let you go for being honest with me.

Thanks boss (:

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DELETE THIS

Lmao!

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No problem you dirty liar with nice tits

Can I use the trip and be a real girl now?

wew

see

Fugg :-DDDDDD

patriarchy did this

Are any actual girl going to show up, or should I put my pants back on?

Ikr?

Your mom might be by to empty your piss bottles so leave them off for the moment

Bumping for bitches. Register, ladies.

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You should probably put your pants back on

I know. They never come, do they?

Maybe he would prefer a skirt?

FTFY

Somebody wear a skirt.

s-skirt?

There we go. I don't care that there is already a moonrune watermark on it. Pick a tripcode and name, newest Tripfag femanon,

Lain

Do it! I guarantee you won't get b&

We all know Arisu is the hot one

You say that every time but it will never be true.

Lain has laid more cable than your local telecommunications company!

She has experience.

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Let's All Love Lain!

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Are you really so autistic that you name all your pictures after the emotion you're expressing in them?