I just realized how important having a big dick is. I have made mental notes of all my past girlfriends and while some have broken up with me for various reasons, and I've broken up with some of them for others, NONE of them have ever complained about my cock or about sex. Quite the opposite really, they usually would say they love the sex but hate other aspects of me.
So guys, if you have a small cock, just kill yourself, you will never make her truly happy.
Girls will never tell you the reason they broke up with you is because you suck at fucking, theyre just going to fuck Jamal behind your back.
What the hell is wrong with you? Have fun with HPV
and yet you supposedly have a big cock and STILL cant make her truly happy. So who should REALLY be killing themselves here?
You should just kill yourself. No one will remember you.
fuck off normalfag, go make posts like this on your facebook to your hundreds of friends
Alls you have to do is be a millionaire or billionaire and you can have any chick you want that will put up with all your shit, including fucking younger hotter chicks on the side.
But they expect money from you.
What you really need to be is a hip artist type. Then you can have any chick you want, who will put up with your shit, and give you money.
just be gay.
I love small cocks, if you have a small cock, you can facefuck me all day, everyday.
yeah but those types of chicks are nutters usually. And I don't want that sort of stress, especially if they start stalking you or killing your cat.
That thing makes Michelangelo's David look hung.
I dunno.
I've always been a kind of autosexual I guess, Other dudes dicks are pretty gay but love seeing my own cock, my physical aspects etc.
So yeah I also have had the experience you're just realizing you've been having. On my end though I never break up with the girl and we often fuck till the last day, even the ones that truly hate something about me get sad when I ask them about the sex while they say that it was amazing and the best they've had.
It's not just dick size though, don't traumatize the small cock fags here. A lot of what I do in sex is with my tongue fingers and voice/breath, but yeah most of it probably only works with the expectation that I will slide my giant cock in them some time later.
All that shit about "its how you use it" is retarded - any of the shit I've done with my cock makes no difference whether I just jam it in or go slow, the sheer size makes women self lube and then squirt. Things like knowing where to hold her and how much tongue action she needs are important - but you literally just need an above average dick and stick it in for a huge amount of thedickcraving to be satisfied in all females.
t. Rene Descartes
I never asked for this
I'm starting to wonder man, I'm not specially emotional but get kinda sad when a woman breaks a relationship with me. Now that I consider this idea it makes sense, I can pinpoint a few extra rough fuck sessions before the breakups and I know many times they get so fucking sore just from a fraction of an hour of pounding.
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They break up with you because you need a faggot to ass fuck.
I gladly volunteer.
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pfft. It's not even that big. I've had bigger.
I have a big cock, 6'2" and good looking too, but I'm an autistic omega NEET loser with no status or social value so it doesn't matter.
wew
Nice nigger bump faggot.
What you trying to slide off the forum?
Our ancestors associated having a small penis with being a smart thinker. One with a small penis was less likely to use it and more likely to use their brain. Large penises were associated with dumb barbarians.
This explains why I am not that smart…
I've got a 7" penis, women don't complain but they aren't exactly bragging about the size. It's usually my body (I take /fit/ very seriously), and the fact that I can thrust hard and fast for a long time that gets women talking.
It does get a bit awkward though, when you know someone talks about your penis to others, specifically your wife talking to her recently married friend.
So you wanna have 3 wives, love only one of them, and then drink yourself to death before your own son can be born?
Explain me. I have an above average dick, but I'm fairly gifted.
what you really need to do is start a cult, you as its leader, that's where all the prime pussy is
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Our ancestors thought a lot of things, doesn't make them true.
Association does not make it necessarily true, albeit I think there might be something to it.
That said, the ancients thought having a large penis made you a fairly degenerate person by nature, and anyone who partook with a person like that was a degenerate themselves.
Then again, we could be perceiving what they said was wrong. Just like lesbians claim Sappho was a lesbian, when in reality she was a quite heterosexual woman, and was known to have many, many male lovers.
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Who doesn't?
when u make ur gf cum by talking to her and touching her breasts you call me bro
is this how you compensate for your lack of dick?
that sounds amazing
Having a big dick just allows you to have more confidence, and one less thing for your girl to attack you for later.
I'm only like 5 and a half, it gets the job done, but I wish it was like 8 inches. Just for appearance sake. If I was 8 inches I'd be selling amateur porn.
Nigga i had a girl for two years and she still wanted to fuck after i broke up with her, yet i have an average dick. Lasting long in bed helps more.
There is ALWAYS a catch with women you fool.
"Everyone agrees the only thing I have going for me is a larger than average penis, I better make everyone think that's the only thing that matters to begin with to hide my pain"
I'd rather have an average cock and a girlfriend who sucks it than a big one no one will touch because I'm socially retarded, OP.
Intelligence and dick size have no relationship at all. The most hung guy is at 13.5" and he went to one of the top high schools in the country dedicated to sciences and attending is pretty much guaranteed to get you into a good college. He ended up trying to become an actor though and is now a NEET living with his mother.
Im not disagreeing with you on the whole "dick size and intelligence have no relation"
but if you are given the ability to go to an amazing school and you drop out to live with your mother, after a failed acting career, you are pretty stupid.
I guess it is stupid considering he did have potential. He refuses to do porn because he apparently doesn't want to be defined by his dick, but he wears tight clothing on purpose and is donating his dick to some penis museum in Sweden or somewhere like that. I heard that he's also a video game reviewer.
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Come back to me when your reason of living has something to do with yourself
This fucking faggot has a folder of at least 25 big cocks, none of which are his.
Only a goon could be this fucking gay and still think they're doing it "ironically"
most probably 1000 image folder
are you me?
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sure thing fag
oh lawd xD