Story Time!

Wound up in a crackhouse, waiting for my dope. A middle-aged crackwhore in a bad wig tried to get me upstairs to blow a man for drugs. I graciously declined. She looked at me like I was crazy. My life's a mess.

When I go buy dope, it's usually a super fast "hop in, spin the block, hop out" kind of deal. Today I had to come inside while my shit got bagged up.

I was so confused when that crackwhore woman was trying to get me to go upstairs. She was like, beckoning to me and mouthing something thru the doorway from the other room. Suddenly the guy who owns the crackhouse snaps at her to go away and my dealer was like, "tell Q she ain't like that". That's when she gave me that look like I'd turned down a career-crowning promotion.

I looked at my dealer and asked what the fuck is going on. He looked down at his hands and said, "there a man up there, he wanna holla at you, you know, trade you".

So there I sat in my suit jacket and classic pumps (I'm an administrative assistant at a bank), watching my d get bagged up while I smoked a little crack with the house's owner. A small tv quietly played hardcore porn in the corner. I pulled my stem out of my classy black leather coach bag, the only white girl in a 5 block radius without a mixed kid. I've never felt so out of place. Not like I was better, because here I sat with my crackpipe waiting for my bundle. Just out of place inside myself. How could I have come to this? How did I become someone dealers look at and assume I'll trade a blowjob for a fix? And the most important question of all - do I even care?

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I don't know user- the dude probably has a really high response rate and assumed you didn't have aids because you had a suit on. I don't think being offered that reflects poorly on you.

Crackhouses are up there with wal-marts, when you need to go in one you come out a lot humbler and needing a shower.

tfw no crack

Remember when you didn't smoke crack and you could pick out the crack heads just walking down the street? They looked 'off', moved 'weird', smelt 'different'.

That's how they can all tell. That's how everyone can tell, not just the guy looking for a BJ for a rock.

THIS. I had no idea either. My first time in one, and hope to god my last, lol.

You think that's bad: one time I tried to get high by squeezing a bottle of isopropyl alcohol on my body. I thought it was like regular alcohol that you could absorb through osmosis but I ended up puking all over my nuts from the smell, and it got worse when I tried to clean myself with a hot shower, and I had to go to the hospital after I started getting a killer migraine like nothing I ever felt before.

One time my cat killed a flying squirrel by breaking its' neck and I wanted to preserve it. I asked my dad what to put it in and he got me a gallon of isopropyl alcohol and he said that it's like 99.9% alcohol and .1% poison so you can't drink it and therefore it's taxed differently. So yeah don't fuck wit it.

I still have the squirrel though, it's been in a jar on my shelf for 4 or 5 years now.

Your dad was thinking of denatured alcohol, which is ethanol (i.e. drinking alcohol) that has been adulterated with a poison, usually methanol.

Isopropyl alcohol from the grocery or drug store is just isopropyl alcohol and water, usually in a 70/30 mix, or a 90/10 mix. There's no need to denature it, as it is not taxed with a "sin" tax like ethanol. It's also poisonous by itself.

Then again, so is ethanol. Sola dosis facit venenum.

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I remember about 10 years ago I found a vid titled "Crackwhores Gone Wild".

Dudes blowing dudes for a rock, babies wailing on piles of garbage while their mommas got dp'ed, just the most degrading and sad shit you can imagine people descending to for crack.

Never smoked a rock again.

Actually as I said it was a few years ago, I stand corrected. It probably was denatured: it came from a hardware store.


I like crack a lot, but like, it's not really that good.

Yeah, denatured alcohol is commonly sold in hardware stores, so that was probably it.

It's weird. As much as I like crack, I can't understand people doing extremely degrading shit for it. I understand it's addicting, but even when I've fiended for it, I was still not bad off without. Not like dope where you get physically sick when you're withdrawing.

Pic related

How the fuck do you "graciously" decline eating cock for drugs? This story is either a total and complete fabrication, or OP gargled balls for some dirty brown but doesn't want to admit it.

forgot the first pic, but thought I would add the second since OP obviously loves dick and is too retarded to greentext a damn story.

Crack isn't worth it, OP.

It's the nigger of drugs.

It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, idiot, precisely because there's nothing gracious about the whole situation.

Since when does every story need to be greentexted? I didn't feel like doing the whole ">Be me" thing, so I wrote it the way I wanted to.

Really though, why so fucking rustled?

FTFY

Do I even have to tell you where you need to go back to when you get the fuck out of here?

A proper greentext story never starts with


Anyway.

I guess I'll go back and read the rest of your shit tier story, faggot.

Why would I bother writing up a lie like this?

This.

Also, OP is a completely shit story writer. Completely predictable, 2/10 wouldn't read again.

Go back to your creative writing class and study harder. If you're going to write out some shit that's stupid as fuck and completely wastes my time, at least throw me back to where this fake ass dumb shit ended with


Fuck I wish 8ch could collectively be more creative.

Its predictable because real life usually is.

But I'm having a good chuckle over your overblown rage, so thank you.

Nah, I'm just laughing at what a shit writer you are.

Anger, or anything remotely close to that feeling, is not anything near what I'm feeling. It's more like that feeling when you see someone do something so embarrassing that you sort of get embarrassed too.

Whatever you say, user. Good night!

Love you, bby!

I'm just fucking with you, so don't get too butthurt

Maybe we can turn this into a story thread. I might have some shit I could contribute to the thread that you could feel free to BTFO of me on tomorrow.

You also missed triples by one digit, nigger.

And I missed dubs by one. Guess I'm a huge fucking faggot, too.

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Of course the thread would be ruined by people with no interesting stories who feel compelled to post anyway.

Yeah, I am extremely disappointed. I'd hoped for more.

Did you miss the part where I said:


Or did you just choose to ignore it?

Half the thread at this point is just some retard replying with absolutely no reason, he doesn't even doubt your story he just thinks it's a funny meme to doubt it. When the novelty of shitposting wears off he's going to be butthurt as fuck that the quality of the internet has once again gone down.

Does Holla Forums have any crack dealers? Our late night threads at least seem to be devoid of the school kids crying about degeneracy. Selling drugs is an easy and stress free job and pays more than a 9-5 with just a few buyers. It's great.

because it negates the bullshit about where you work and what you were wearing? Not only do you think you're better than them, you're lying to yourself about it.

That's not even full on degeneracy. Just wait until you actually don't have the cash to buy what you want.

My ex smashed/broke some perv's last testicle at a "house of domination" to get some money for meth. Also farted on a dude while he did nitrous.

You're bush league.

That said, are you in LA?

The point of making note of my clothes and whatnot was to show how appearances can deceive when it comes to degeneracy. I don't look the way you'd expect someone who uses hard drugs to look.

It's really fucking simple to understand. I'm done explaining reading comprehension concepts 101. You're either trolling or you're not that bright. Either way you're wasting my time.

Philly.

Too bad. The last time I got high was election night 2012, and the last time I was seriously into anything to the extent that I'd do it more than two days in a row was 2009, but degenerate shit is fun from time to time.

I wouldn't bring your racial stereotypes into a crackhouse, though. I've done everything, but my experience is more with heroin, but a lot of the same shit applies. Generally, white or black people in those places will rob you, but the white one is more likely to be bush league and fuck it up in a way that gets you killed. They won't rip you off, but the real ones to watch out for are latinos because they often don't do their product. They will usually give you good deals, almost always give you what you paid for, and even sometimes deliver if you buy enough. However, if you fuck them over, they're the ones who will put you in a barrel without any hesitation. They're good dealers to be on good terms with.

Also, for that matter, I wouldn't judge anything about people willing to suck dudes off for drugs, aside from the fact that they are getting way too little about it. Dicks are gross, but if someone wanted to sugar daddy my shit for what I make working 40+hours a week, and all I had to do was blow the fool, that'd be a way better deal than having to spend the bulk of my waking life working for some capitalist asshole making money off of my effort.

*getting way too little _for_ it, I mean

No judgement here. People can do what they want. But I'd sooner suck dick for money to buy the drugs with than the drugs themselves because, like you said, the exchange rate on drugs for bjs sucks. No pun intended.

Why do you do the crack thing, as opposed to the coke thing or even the heroin thing? As long as you can keep your twitches chilled, it's actually possible to be on coke for all of your waking hours and not alarm people at work, provided you keep your dose low. And, I mean, as far as heroin goes, you can be on it 24/7, and as long as you're not nodding and acting like a putz and you don't run out, people can never tell.

Crack on the other hand, I mean, it's pretty hard to be discrete about. I don't know. You can do what you want, but I'd consider like slowing shit up a bit and moving down to coke. Maybe like titrate in a more easygoing opiate for the first few days if the change fucks with you. That way, you can probably get the shit from a slightly less fucked up place and maybe buy enough in advance that you only have to do a pickup every week or two.

clearly you care
also you never dated blacks so that sounds redeeming
post pics or pasta and stale

Psh. I can't speak for black dudes because dicks are gross, but black women and, really, any race of women that generally tend to have asses, are way hotter than white women, so suck it.

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yeah, not op, and all dicks are gross

wew

Unless you're like 12, that girl should look a little young for you. She has great facial structure, but she looks like a little boy in a wig.

you sound homo brah
or are you addicted to makeup dolls?

wtf is a makeup doll?

if you think that woman isnt feminine then you're attracted to what you believe to be "feminine" traits such as the impossibly long eyelashes, the drawn on eyebrows, the blemish free complexion and fake rosy cheeks and other shit that comes from huge use of paint

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I was there to buy dope. Dope = heroin. That's my main twist. The crack thing is just a once in a while thing.

Here's a pic. I'm not doing the time stamp thing, I just woke up.

i call bullshit on the pic… timestamp/shoe…
otherwise, story seems legit…

p.s. i'd do you…

Jesus, here.

you don't have to call me jesus… no-one has in about 2k years… but thanks.. :)

you're alright OP…
I'll keep an eye out for more of your amazing true stories in coming months…

oh, yeah… and did you decide if you do care?

I care. I have too much good stuff in my life not to care.

Glad to hear it OP…
Don't go wasting them boobies…
Yes… I can say 'those boobies'… but somehow, 'them boobies' just seems right…

tits and timestamp are given. you are now credible. how in the fuck have you managed to do hard drugs and work a job at a bank? don't they test or something?

pics aside how did you get on the dope OP?

They don't drug test. They're more worried about people who steal from the bank or can't manage their money so all they do is a financial fitness and background screen. And I'm pretty much high all the time. Not dipping nodding high, just enough to blur the edges. I snort, so no track marks.

It's not that hard, actually. You'd be surprised how many people are functional addicts all around you.

I started with occasionally taking perc 5s now and then and it just escalated over about 6-7 years. Finally I needed so much oxycodone to get on that heroin was a financial decision, being so much cheaper.

FUN FACT user!

don't ever trust your dealer he's probably putting concrete powder in your drugs as we speak happened to a "" friend"" of mine

So what happened to "your friend"? Did he shoot it, snort it, smoke it? Did he have to go to the hospital?

So how will you be voting the coming election?

So how will you be voting in the coming election?

Well, I have to say I'm shocked that we have a middle aged crackhead femanon in our presence..

Evidently this is OC.

And somehow, a dope fiend was smart enough to remove the exif data before posting here. Unless I'm just behind the times and exif is automatically scrubbed when you post an image to 8ch.

wew, this was one of the least believable stories i've read here and it's probably true. this bitch looks pinned.

wew

I'm attracted to thick thighs and big asses. You sounds sjw with this makeup doll thing.

I usually just lurk. But I felt like telling this story.

Nobody my age looks good when they first wake up.

Thanks for the story. I enjoyed it.

you look like a crack whore

99.9% alcohol 1% water

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What do you look like user?

You're welcome. Thank you for reading it :)

My pleasure bby. 😜

Post your vagina next OP. Timestamp please. You already showed us your tittays. Now let's see what's in the box

She blocked the titties. But yes OP please get strung out and go full camwhore.

I once stuttered when I asked for a bottle of e-liquid at my local vape store. The guy had tattoos and shit

What brought you to this website?

How did you find us?

Why did you stay?

I'm done posting pics. I'm not here to cam whore

I've hung out on halfchan for years, so I heard about this site back around the time it was created. I don't spend a ton of time here, or on the other Holla Forums, but I pop in from time to time, mostly to lurk.

I come in the hopes of finding lulzy or interesting OC. I stay because sometimes I do.

Pls we need moar naked ladies.

If I had one of my attractive friends' nudes I'd dump them, but I lost them when I switched phones. Trust me, unless you're into 35 year old BBWs, you don't want my nudes!

Besides, this is a story thread, damnit. Tell me some stories!

I have no interesting stories :^(

I worked at a bank for a while. Two things; they drug test. Second; the drug tests can be beaten. Three; I saw a lot of woman there who looked like you. Guess they were all crack heads.

They don't all drug test. Mine didn't.

A lot of women who looked like me how?

bad dye job that would never be allowed on a dude. Flabby. Desperate looking. Dykes who think it wasn't the result of absence of option that slather after dick when nobody's looking. Clinton supporters.

Go repost your pic and register as a tripfag

No I'm good, thank you though. When I go back to lurking i want to be just another user posting.

Lulz. Yeah, I haven't been taking care of myself at all and it shows.

You voting for Clinton?

Ok. But you could still claim it to have just in case you ever want to use it. You don't need to use it.

don't think about it too hard. degeneracy doesn't exist, most people are just assholes who think the way they act is better than any other way of living. just do whatever and don't think about it.

That's a sad story OP. So you're not still doing dope, but why not? New addiction? How did you end up getting clean?

No. I'm probably voting for Johnson.

It's good to meet another person with a libertine bent.

This just in. You have to be a crackhead to support Gary Johnson. Seems right.

I think a lot of people focused on the crack part of the story and missed the part where I said I was there to buy dope. Dope is my addiction. Crack is just an occasional thing.

Who are you voting for? Because honestly you could crack that joke about any of the candidates.

Trump. And I'm not a crackhead. So…

dope as in meth? heroine? what?

Heroin. Sorry, where I'm from dope means heroin and nothing else.

So still on the stuff huh? Did you use silk road back when it was up or have you always purchased in person? How did you get started?

No, more like a glue sniffer if that's who you're voting for. But I'm not down to discuss politics, it's a waste of time. No ones mind is going to change based on something they read on Holla Forums.

No, I never bought drugs online. I live in one of the biggest heroin cities in the country, I had no need to.

I got started like a lot of people. Taking a perc 5 now and then. Over about six or seven years it escalated and then about a year ago it made more financial sense to switch to a cheaper opiate, and so my heroin addiction was born.

Perc 5? So you started with a pharmaceutical. That makes me feel terrible. How did you end up with perc? Were you prescribed it or what?

I don't know that a crackhead is in a position to condescend to my decision making ability.

No, I was always a light drug user. Mostly pot, the occasional hallucinogen or bit of coke at a part. So taking a pill now and then wasn't a big deal.

I was in a really bad abusive relationship for a couple years and when I got out, my opiate use really took off. It was nice to feel numb and not think about the past or how it had affected me. Not that I'm blaming my addiction on that, it was still ultimately my decision to use drugs, but that definitely helped me decide.

Jesus, I'm a dopefiend, not a crackhead. Get it right.

Also, and this is a bit of a rant, seeing an addict as just their addiction is a problem. I'm a lot of things besides a heroin addict. That's ultimately what is going to get me off this shit, the fact that I'm also a person. When you think of someone as just "a crackhead" or a "junkie" or even just a pothead, you're dehumanizing them and turning them into a one-dimensional nothing that's easier to condemn. I'm not so different from everyone else. I have a job, a home, a family. I'm loved and I love in turn. I have hopes and dreams and regrets and passions. I know all too well that dope can take all that away from me.

There's the winning attitude that lead you right onto the glass dick. Victocratic thinking is what prevented you, and prevents you, from taking responsibility for yourself.

Please no picking on the druggie lady.

There's a big difference between recognizing myself as a human and claiming I'm a victim of my circumstances. If I defined myself as only a heroin addict and nothing else, what would be the reason for me to stop? It's the fact that I could lose the rest of my humanity because of dope that's making me want to get off it.

You're confusing compassion with pity, and that's what's wrong with a lot of people, whether they be liberal or conservative. You can have compassion for a person without pitying them (or refusing to pity them). But compassion is a more complex state of mind then most people are willing to enter. It's much easier to neatly catagorize someone with one or two judgements than it is to see them as a whole person with a multi-layered identity.

Even if they are sincere they will never admit you have any good points.

I know, but I'm bored enough to engage. At least maybe I'll get some new and exciting insults.

There there user. Most people talking shit are probably doing so because of second-hand experience with friends/family that have problems. If you're in that situation it probably only comes to light that they're doing hard drugs when they're near rock bottom.

If you feel like you have a problem and it's getting in the way of your life you can still do something about it.

That being said posting nudes on here leads me to believe you have more serious emotional problems than just drugs but I don't judge.

I think being here in the first place is a pretty good indicator

Are you trying to make me sad again?

No that was last night's psyop. Tonight's is "there's nothing wrong with doing heroin."

Where did you get that idea from?

I guess I'm on board with it.

You don't have to be sad, just crazy

You need a new cloth to shine that armor, white knight?

I just came up with it now

Good, make a thread

Hey I'm just trying to support OP. She told an interesting story and delivered verification when asked too.

Mmmm, bitterness.

Don't define me ONLY as a druggie.
Christ almighty, understanding what you read is hard.

this is where my memories go blank

That you are an SJW and that you are a crackhead are not unrelated.

Damn user. Thank you for turning this back into a story thread.

POAST TIDDS OPEEE!!!!

You need to get off the Pipe, Mary. If you don't I'mma have to fire your ass.

Where do you shoot up? Toegap?

ok

I snort it.

Bumping for degeneracy

Old thread and whatever, but get your life together, OP. You can do it.
By looking at your face, I know that you can do it.
I'm just being another retarded pussy faggot, but whatever. I'm trying.

OP probably isn't here anymore, but if you are, I'm curious; how did your decision making skills become so poor that you would smoke crack?
Were they eroded slowly over time with other drugs?

she was breddy cool

kys

And do heroin.

Indeed. Usually it would be a guy in his mid-20's that thinks he's the shit for doing drugs and browsing imageboards.

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Yeah you can definitely tell you do crack fam.
GtFO or timestamped tits also the fact you bring up you're female automatically makes everything you say invalid until timestamped tits.
Then we're just going to laugh at you anyway you crack whore.

Saggy tits confirmed, also look how blatant it is that you do crack, look at those eyes, your skin and that hair.
KEK I bet everyone who gets served by you knows instantly.

Just for you user.

I told this story earlier in the thread, but it's the typical slippery slope tale with a traumatic relationship thrown into the mix that really helped hurry things along.

As for the fuck nuts who want to pick apart my picture as the end all be all of proof that my appearance screams "crackhead", I don't go out in public looking like that. That was pre-shower, pre-makeup, pre-hair-styled, and about ten minutes after I rolled out of bed. Not saying that I go around looking like a fucking fashion-plate, but considering I'm still holding down a job where a professional apperarence is required, I do okay maintaining

And yeah, my tits are saggy. They used to be awesome, but time and gravity take their toll.

Lulz, THANK YOU for that user. I was hoping for stories in this thread, and that one gave me a good laugh

Thanks user. The more this incident plays in my head, the more I know my time as a degenerate is coming to a close.

Some those memories where pretty good but I still wonder.. those girls where in their prime. Chris and John spent a great deal of their time trying to get laid so missed out on a lot of other stuff. Is this just a grass is greener on the other side thing or did I fuck up picking drugs instead of girls.

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