HILLARY PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California. This is so fucked.

Anyone else find it amusing that these kikes made this projections the day before the California primary?

so brave

I forgot about the delusional Berncucks. I guarantee at least one #anhero4bernie tonight.

Actually, this is cause for celebration.

Unlike you all, I think Bernie would have been harder to beat.

Dems were too stupid to think about it but as a Trump supporter I was always more afraid of Bernie

I think he'll obliterate Hillary but we'll have to wait and see, she's a seasoned CUNT and I'm sure she's going to put up a very, very, very serious fight

This ain't no fucking game

Reddit on suicide watch

reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4mw91t/they_just_did_it_they_just_called_the_nomination/

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Check your "someone wants to have sex with me" privilege!

they should make her the first woman on the moon instead and leave her there

The harder they chimp, the better. The bernouts will refuse to vote for Hillary and possibly vote for Trump, and moderates seeing leftist riots will be pushed away from the left.

isn't this from leftypol?

About fucking time

BERNOUT SHOAH INCOMING

the Jew media will make some other excuse for them

IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR MY LIBERAL ARTS TUITIONNNNNNNNN

Is there going to be a live chimpout or is it going to be internet-only?

hopefully both

secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/reddit-for-bernie/

Check out that: almost three million dollars in donations from reddit, the fucking cucks.

I'm still slightly concerned that Hillary will pay the electoral college to write her in.
Please Holla Forums show me some infographs or something that can indicate that Donald can win the electoral college over. I want to believe he'll win but there's the possibility that Hillary will use her connections to rig this shit.

$3 million is nothing to the Clintons

and he's taking all that money into the bank, he fooled millions into giving him money.

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Someone's looking out for us.

This is a pretty desperate move on their part, they know she's going to lose Cali tomorrow so they're going to commit massive fraud and claim the polls were all wrong because of low bernout turnout.

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THIS IS A OUTRAGE
I'm pledging my Méjicano flag collection to phonebank 6 gorillion tonight.
Who's with me?

If the kikes try to pull that shit I'm almost 100% sure there will be riots in the streets all around the country. lost that chance after the white man finally started to wake up thanks to our glorious god emperor.

Abraham Lincoln looks rather hebrew.
Also his name was Abraham

Well, I've felt the same all along. Bernie has a faithful WHITE following, many of whom will not vote for Hillary. Even if they just stay home, it's a plus for Trump.

If Bernie was the nominee, we couldn't get the same number of cross-over voters.

Time to start pumping out Hillary memes, there is a woeful lack of them since most of the memes were of Emperor Pepe cucking Wojackensteinburg.

Why the fuck are you here?

It would be so great if Sanders won tomorrow and a real vitriolic divide saw him fuck her off so his cucks don't vote for her no matter what.

They won't cheat Trump out of the White House if his lead is too wide. Dubya got away with it since he and Gore were close enough in practice and gaps between that either one could have won.

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No, goy, you aren't allowed to think that. Rabbi Abraham Lincohen wasn't Jewish; it was just Marfan Syndrome.

Anyone got salt from /r/SandersForPresident or Twitter?

SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH PLEDGED DELEGATES REEEEEEEE
BOYNIE GLASSBERG WILL WIN OVER ENOUGH SUPERDELEGATES AT THE CONVENTION TO WIN THE NOMINATION
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CIS WHITE RAPIST

Do we take this opportunity to convine Bernouts that they might want to jump aboard the Trump train?

Why do these Burnouts praise Bernie as like he is the next Messiah?

It's a shitstorm. All over the place.

Lol from the thumbnail the 1st pic looks like it said "Cuck anywhere to be redirected to"

We should spread it to these burnouts to sell organs to support bernie.

"Are sexist for staying in the race?"

youtube.com/watch?v=QnggiZBC0Nk

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The time is now. When the goyims shake the purses and hand it over to the chosen people.

"WHY ARE YOU NOT SUPPORTING HIM, GOYIM?"

kek

Capt. Bernieman!!

No Bank or Bigot too big to Bust!

the best part of your post user, is how the newfags didn't get it.

'68 riot mk.II when?

They are dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns for domestic policy.

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Bernie fans have no idea of the pain they still have to suffer. When Hilary first wins, then is indicted and replaced by Biden instead of Bernie. The salt hasnt even begun to flow.

so how many scammers are getting donations from this lolcow?

Random Nigger

Watch as the bernbots burn the DNC to the ground.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bernouts are weird. The harder they lose, the more they donate. It's almost like Sanders has shills promoting this "we just need to donate more" idea, but leftists are so retarded that they probably came up with it themselves.

He looks like he got woken up by a fire alarm.

What a fucking slob. His handlers don't give a shit about him lel.

it's ironic that they chose bernie to parody the character that betrays America

Jesus

Oh man, what I'd do for a Steinenbergenstein/Sandersbergensteinenberg ticket.

The Jew schlonging would be delicious.

Look how he's hunched over. Reminds me of something.

lets take a moment to #cumtogether

It's the other way around dude, Trump is more likely to win against Hillary than Bernie, not only because of all of Clinton's dirty laundry, but also because the white people who voted for bernie are going to either stay home or vote for trump to spite hillary instead.

Everywhere

FDR

How much can this Jew get cucked in the few years he has left alive?

I doubt the white cucks who voted for him are very prone to chimping out.

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Eh, let them cool down and grieve a little first. Then remind them how evil Hillary and the establishment is and convince them to hop on the Trump Train.

And on this day, the cracks in the wall of the DNC expanded into a giant rift. No longer could the party support two ideals, one establishment and one grassroots. The watchers on the wall, once elected by the masses, now beholden to special interest groups and wall street. In their defense of the party from the independent free folk willingly allowed the 3 kingdoms of left to fall. Their hatred for the free folk had made them blind to the ambitions of their villainous queen, Clintonia the Hildebeast. She owned all the pundits, had CNN and NBC in her pocket, her coronation could not be undone. To hold back the masses the Watchers held elections, our queen is no more different than you, "mi abuela" and "basta" are words she does use! She carries her hot sauce in a bag of human skin, she likes to play dominos, but only if she can win. Vote for Clintonia, the watchers decreed, all fall in line to defeat the Trump Wildebeast! Clintonia will eat him for breakfast and lunch, she'll make him look like a giant orange dunce. But the free folk weren't biting, "this stinks of a ruse!", "the moment we're done voting, she'll step with jackboots!". Her fangs are apparent, she hides behind lies, one person claims her face has 5 sides! A polygon of despair with white and yellow hair, her pant suits cost more than our cars. How can the beast relate when she asks for 35k a plate? Why should we trust such a golden calf and the milk of the corrupt? FALL IN LINE the watchers said, this is our party….OUR WALL! You can play the game or not play at all! And on that day a man stood up and told the free folk a truth that still resonates. This country is yours, all you merely have to do is stand up. Remember my brothers, it's not me….it's US!

He really does

This is a classic trick. Someone was pulling some strings today.

Agreed. Bernie would unify the colored & cuck votes.

Coloreds will vote D no matter who's on the ballot. Cucks will be less likely to vote Clinton.

The very best thing that can happen is what's already happening: Bernie stringing along the cucks for maximum bitterness when he loses the convention. The longer he's out of the race the longer they have to get over their hatred of Hillary. We need them to despise her right up until the end.

but I thought cucks like powerful womyn?

Is this some GoT shit?

You should have gotten better digits for that.

This is not great news tbh. Bernie is about to get decimated. The Bernie fags on reddit still believe Trump is the biggest enemy. They're too dumb to realize that the media is doing the same thing to Trump as it is to Sanders.

It's not going to be easy for Trump to defeat Hillary when she has the media on her side like this, and the more Bernie is around as a thorn in her side, the better.

Britkikes go back to your containment thread.

Don't you ever talk to me or my wife's son again.

top kek user

Someone copy this and paste it all.over lefty pol and come back with the reactionns

It occurs to me that Hillary Clinton is going to be forced to call out leftist violence, because it will be happening to her.

A combination of things. Firstly, because they're spoiled rich kids who see him as Free Shit 2016, basically Daddy money to let them continue to not work and live an extended childhood. Also, because their (((professors))) have taught them that Marxism is the best thing ever and they're at a very impressionable point in their lives.

Bernie supporters are bizarre. They complain about how they're all poorfags and how no one in government represents them, so they give all their money to an old jew who is wasting their money in a long doomed presidential race. Way to back a lame horse.
Spamming cuckchan copypasta and some bernie voter replies with barely decipherable ebonics and a screenshot of their donation.
Can't wait for the chimpouts though. If you're in a concealed carry state, don't forget to bring your chimp-repellent.

Hopefully the Bernie people get red pilled after all of this.

I'm sorry, but did Bernie Sanders already lose? Oh, that's right. The primary season isn't even over yet. In fact, California is still coming up. Does not having the lead at this point count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The votes are still coming in right now and they have elected socialists for the democratic nominee for how many years now? He's facing one of the worst candidates in history who just happens to have a lead because she's feeding off the energy of winning South Carolina. But you know what? She still fucking sucks. Bernie Sanders is one of the best fucking senators in Vermont history, he balanced the budget last year and would of won the south states if blacks weren't so fucking ungrateful and stupid. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Bernie wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Oregon voted for Sanders. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Sanders topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking Sanders supporters on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>>Holla Forums

Holy shit that's too fucking funny

Reposting stuff from Holla Forums? Or plebbit? They're indistinguishable you know?

Taking the bait..

Yeah, he lost as soon as Hillary entered the race. There was no other outcome.

The Bernouts on /leftycuck/ are mega salty right now.

I wonder if Bernie has been consumed by the amount of shekels that he gets from leftists? The other chosen tell him to drop out, but he can't get enough and the donations keep on coming.

It's from an old Romney pasta:

topbait

Come home to Trump bernouts. He's your only hope.

Great prose. I can just see the tendies flying across the dumpster of a room.

That last comment is an extra special bonus. I hope that guy gets redpilled, then looks back at this thought and goes "Oh! It was because he's a cuck kike."

…you're not serious right?

Fresh OC straight from /r/Bernie

Superdelagates WILL give Bernie a chance. Add your name to this online petition vowing not to vote for clinton.

This is an online petition with it and your promise in the comments we will get a million registered voters to VOW not to vote for Hillary Clinton. Let us send a message to the superdelagates that Bernie Sanders is not only who the majoroty of democratic voters want but he is the ONLY candidate we will vote for. It is not too late! Let us take back this election. If you truly belive Bernie Sanders is the best person suited for this nations Leader add your name and your VOW to vote for him no matter what!

No, he doesn't actually link to any sort of petition.

I want to say this is a troll, but even if it is, I know people like this exist.

I DEMAND MORE SALT!!!!

Has it finally sunk in yet or are they clinging to the last thread of their delusion? I never joined reddits bernie subreddit, so please post as much salt as you can find

Neofag pls leave.

Actually, anything left goes into Hillary's war chest.

Fuck, you can't get a million people to sign a "send murderers to prison" petition.

mysidesaregone.jpg

Oh man that's too much. These creatures are not human.

See

these poor fucks. these poor, stupid fucks. they really have no idea who the superdelegates are, or what their purpose is. it's either maddening desperation for the only way their guy can win, or a simple lack of understanding

Because the counter-narrative to communism is now restricted to weirdo political niches, so being uninitiated with those ideas, they are rendered totally incapable of critically analyzing commie rhetoric.

We should start spreading news that Hillary voters don't have to show up to vote tomorrow because the nomination is already done, that way Bernie can gobble up the delegates leading to a contested convention, and hopefully leftists become violent and kill themselves.

What say you?

>MSNBC MSDNC

Kek. MSNBC fucking shills Sanders like there's no tomorrow. It's over, the cheerleaders have packed up and headed home. Can't expect redditors to grasp that.

But what happens if Hillary picks Sanders for VP? I think that's the most concerning prospect right now.

How do we go about carrying out this kekworthy plan?

Then his supporters would say he's sold out and vote for (((Stein))) and the Green Party.

Well considering the time constraints, twitter/facebook/etc, places with huge leftist infestations.

probably not happening. they probably had her vp picked out before she actually announced she was running. i'm half expecting elizabeth warren at this point so they can really go full retard

pointless to try. most people have already sent in their absentee ballots by now

I love the Bernout autism on display all over the internet. Where did you find this gem?

I guess this is answered here

Actually, considering the muh feels of bernie supporters, we probably only have to plant the seed that bernie faggots should spread the news for us, just leave off the part that we're hoping their convention ends up some leftist violent clusterfuck while we enjoy some popcorn.

archive.is/WFp9o

You know, it's almost admirable how the Bernouts won't let something as silly as reality stop them from giving their sheckels to a commie Jew who's dead in the water

I really don't understand how they can justify giving money to the commie, unless they are thinking on bribing superdelegates.

When did we stop being a democracy and become a pretend democracy? Was the US ever really free or is that propaganda? Do North Koreans laugh at us living as we do in our cult bubble?

get on twitter, shitlords

it's time to rile up bernouts

HOPE AND CHANGE B-BUT FOH REALS THIS TIME GOY

Nobody reads comics so I don't know how you could even think that it would have an influence on anyone or anything.

One question at a time, digit-mancer.

We're not a democracy, we're a Republic. A republic is governed by natural law, not the will of the mob.

The US was free until it lost the war of 1812 signed the treaty with britain. We never got our sailors back, Jefferson died, and it was all downhill from there.

North Koreans are too busy starving to laugh at us.

I swear to god these have to be Holla Forumsfags trying to demoralise bernouts. I hope to god it is the reality is too grim.

Honestly I would have been happy if we had gotten Trump vs Bernie, because that would mean Hillary got denied the nomination twice, which would be delicious.

Oh well. This is what happens when you have marketing companies trying meme magic. It backfires, hard.

We're a Representative Republic, in theory. We use the democratic method to elect our representatives who then elect whomever pays them the most/fits their agenda that they didn't announce during their campaign completely ignoring the will of the people.

Hillary became the presumptive nominee on what date? Oh, just 6/6/16. There's certainly no numeralogical significance to this date at all.

Nice satan trips, that is likely, though they've already been backing themselves into a corner with their credibility becoming questionable, much like NYT.

Trump not backing down and doing that press conference has been a much needed slap in the face to put them in their place.

Eh, 4/10, user. It's funny, but it isn't believable. Sandroids don't get to have tendies.

The Bernie butthurt is pretty glorious.

Oh yes, the bernout salt is a goldmine.

it's /sp/ pasta
lurk moar

can you post the original please?

I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

tfw you take a socialist gbp for yourself and get twice the tendies

if bernie runs with stein does that mean we will return to the berenstein bears universe?

Fuck yes. That criminal psycho cunt is no match for Trump. Prepare to make america great again.

Spooky. Between that and the 1488 delegates Trump will probably hit, numerology is going crazy this election cycle. Looks like we get the savior of the white race, the Anti-Christ, or a civil war.

We must convince bernfags to vote for Trump or Jill (((Stein))) now.

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I think we knew this was coming, but we need a game plan now

Find states where Bernie won votes from significant numbers of the population and try to convince the Bernouts to write him in instead of voting for Hillary, especially Washington (she didn't win a single county)

It could be enough of a fracture point to edge out a couple of those permablue states; of course, this is less a matter of securing a win for Trump and more a matter of shattering the enemy's morale

Being entirely honest, (((Stein))) is more likely going to be their choice, but we definitely will pull some Bernouts our way. Even Trump thinks so.

That's implying Bernie supporters are old enough to vote

Not only states where Bernie won, also the ones where he almost won and were decided by coin flips or cards.

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This would actually work tbh

why would you ever want to go back after what we've seen in the first 6 months of current year +1?

Heil Hydra

He really does, took my a while to find Schlomo Sandle

What happened to her? Went insane? Brain damage?

She's doing a Ted Cruz and stealing Trump's Talking points
The thing is though that the Burnouts are the most important demographic for her to try and contain and doing this isn't helping her, Trump is going to wreck her

*upvoting intensify*

Right lads, now its time to meme a Bernout at the convention.

so. how's that "democracy" doing for you, america?

civil war, when?
let's get the guns, lads.

Americans get to pick their party leaders
You Euros and Us Aussies don't have that
So even with a rigged system its much better

This won't actually do much to demoralize berniggers because they already know his strategy is to flip super delegates at the convention, so in their minds it doesn't matter if she hits the magic number when you add up delegates + super delegates.

Now if Bernie loses Commiefornia, that will fucking crush them

nope. your brainwashing has succeded. no wonder we get all this shit worldwide.

america's dominance has to be broken, no matter the cost. america is evil. period.

it's going to happen sooner rahter than later. good riddance to arrogance and warmongering madness.

Kill yourself

Eh, Australia is about as cucked as America
If we could choose party leaders like America does we'd be doing much better

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I dreamed a few days ago that Hillary won the election. I've dreamed of blizzards and strong winds before they happened before. Please let this be a false dream , Holla Forums.

lolno

Kikes are evil and America is an unwitting victim of their jewry. No American wants to go die on foreign soil for no good reason. We've been tricked into pretty much every war we've engaged in.

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