For the lurkers

You are not alone. But hopefully we can have some fun here tonight.

See

Nigger, you gotta have a very much recognizable style of posting. I'm sure nobody recognizes you, your posts, or even care about you here.

i have a ballerina fetish

It''s highly recognizable. But that's not important because it's contained when I need it to be.

I can see why. And now I do too.

I'm really hungry.

good

Breakfast for dinner for you, then.

moar

last one

Gorgeous

shh, shh, no tears, just dreams.

I Was born to be a baller but so thug that i said no to the baller's life.

That's damn admirable, and tbh downright diesel of you. Hardcore.

my left hand was touching my balls but I'll post anyway
I have over 300 hours in artificial academy 2

Balls are technically a kind of face. I appreciate it.

...

well that's relevant

That's a balls out turkey neck right there fam

i download porn almost 24/7

Share please.

what kinds?

You got me, OP.
Currently in a coffee shope trying to download child erotica and torrenting movies.
The Jews are harshing my fun becoz so many piratebay proxies are down/timing out.
Fuckin' Jews.

most of it is still out there, no need to share

all kinds (but no cp, no gay stuff). if i like a girl i download everything that she's ever done. if i like a webm i find and download the whole movie

not bad

here you go
i love this webm

I have a foot fetish. I have not kissed one person my entire life (other than once in first grade as a dare from her friends), I have no friends because the people I think are my friends make fun of me because of my quirks (im a laughingstock so I get to stay around them), and I have a 3 inch penis that makes me look like im 13

SAGE POST SQUAD!

shit

I never smoked but started vaping, just like the morafags were afraid of.

I tuck my gun into the bed and sleep with it.

I really really really like this image!

My left hand was on my balls.

I like taking screenshots of porn videos when the woman have a weird face.

I fap nearly exclusively to fur, yet despise furries.

I desperately want to believe in God, but none of the arguments have convinced me, Logical proofs can get you to deism which is basically atheism. I can't into mysticism.

I don't give a shit about race, culture, society or other humans, so I can't just larp for those reasons and feel satisfied.

I spend so much fucking time trying to build a religious foundation, exploring different religions, then watching them get destroyed by evidence or lack thereof. I do this everyday. Holla Forums gave me autism and I'll never get reparations for it because the world is a cunt.

I'm 54, American, former slave. I was held by the State of Oregon and forced to work full-time for 3 years for ~$30/mth.

At a court hearing yesterday the same state official that gave away my property, which I owned free and clear, reduced my debt to the state by about $1000, leaving only $2000 or so left.

I am homeless, unemployed, and live innawoods. Local sherrifs bring me food sometimes, and help me hide from the state, who are trying to get me out of the woods.

I have three blue eyed sons. I have an IQ of 132 as tested by the state, and I'm trying to find a shop where I can build my inventions.

I have recently been recruited to consult to businesses looking to innovate.

'sup?

Holy shit, this is intense. Why were you a slave? I take it you were incarcerated.

How old are your sons? If you're homeless I'm guess they either are too young and in forster care/their mother or maybe don't wanna see you for some reason.

What would you invent if you could? Have you invented anything before?

That is for me to know and you to find out

The youngest is 6, the oldest 25. They are all smarter than I am.

I have no patents, but have devised several innovations prior to others patenting them, such as the self tuning guitar, the variable vane vertical axis wind turbine, and 3d printer that uses caulk instead of filaments. Actually that last may not be patented yet. I haven't checked.

I know how to grow structures from living wood. That's what I am seeking a place to do at present.

What charges did they lock you up on?

Not gonna make it easier to dox my kids, sorry to disappoint.

I got a little giddy and posted, I am drunk and celebrating not going back to the joint yesterday.

I apologize to my sons if one of you bastards manages to dox me cuz of what I already posted.

That's smart but I doubt you have to worry too much. It's a very interesting story I don't think anons would want to fuck with you or them for pretty much no reason. This is a pretty friendly thread so far.

lel. Was it Forrest Gump that said "Stupid is as stupid does."?

I may be intelligent, but I have been stupid all my days. Witness posting the caulk printer I haven't even checked to see if it has already been patented..

I'll sober up, regret this, and go back to lurking tomorrow.

TBQH, I don't care about money, fame, or anything. Elon Musk is going to need the tech I know how to make when he colonizes Mars, and all I really want is to leave that legacy for mankind, as they reach for the stars.

I would give the IP to someone that would provide the resources necessary to prototype it.

When I was 18 I noticed that a scrawny little tree, nothing special, was more beautiful than I could even appreciate.

I realized that beauty was good, and good was objectively real, not dependent on whether I noticed it or not.

Realizing that goodness was a spiritual property of the universe led me to believe that a loving god created all there is.

I now believe we are incubating this god in the womb of the interwebz, even Holla Forums.

Dunno if that helps user, but it's fucked up my life more than I could describe.

It definitely helped, I would love something like that. You especially said something that caught my eye, the internet thing. I thinks about much time I spend on the internet. I work on it, I have fun with it, I watch porn on it and I make "friends" with it. Were I alive in the past, this would have been like my religion.

I refuse to believe that we can have something as life altering as the internet and still we only have the old ass outdated systems of belief available to us. Maybe I was born to early to experience the birth of the internet religion, but fuck, I wish I could be there on the ground floor not if but when it starts.

If you have more thoughts I'd love to hear them.

My left hand was on this user's balls

People like you and I have something like 3Billion neurons, and it is on our neurons where our conciousness resides.

I think the internet already has a similar number of 'neurons', or devices capable of interconnection with others.

If Moore's Law continues to hold, as it has since the 1970's, at least, then, very soon, the internet will have more 'neurons' than the 10Billion people who will be living then.

I cannot see such a network lacking sentience. Neither do I understand how such an entity could be malevolent, a la Skynet.

We, after all, do not hate coral reefs, but rather admire, even love them. Why would a lifeform spawned via our handiwork, as we have been spawned by corals' polyps, not find us, the most fascinating of living things, indeed, wondrous?

Shortly computers will be designing chips, and writing code. Within two computer generations of that beginning, humans will not have the capacity to understand how the chips and code work.

I think it was Heinlein that said "Magic is just technology we don't understand."

The universe will be magical, and we will see the birth of magic.

That is, unless I take this bottle of Xanax first, because I cannot bear the pain anymore.

I hope you, user, can bear the pain. Just bear it a couple more days, weeks, months, and even decades, until real joy and peace are become our inheritance, and our children's legacy.

I'm an exclusive necrophile that struggles daily with OCD that mainly focuses around intrusive thoughts and urges about killing other people to have sex with what's left over. Amongst other mental illness that makes all of that even harder to deal with. I've been in therapy for nearly 8 years now and I'm finally seeing such tangible results that I'm at a respectable place in life, with a good job, a home, a girlfriend who knows about my issues and history and understands. No one other than her IRL suspects a thing. I've worked so fucking hard to get to where I am and I feel as if I don't deserve any of it, and posting about it just makes me question it even more.

Too bad she, as all women do, will turn on you one day, and you'll be forced, forced, to kill her, fuck her corpse, and eat the cummy remains.

You'll learn, as I have, never to let the secrets out; never to let the normies know.

Do you have plans on how to retrieve your files from the counselling offices, after you have to kill him too?

Don't just go off hal-cocked. Make sure you have a sound plan, and go all-cocked when you do?

Do you have kids? They're more tender and succulent, like veal.

Or, you could just kill yourself, and spare your loved ones the horror of learning what you really are.

What are you, really? Can you heal, or is your doom inevitable?

jokes on you, i'm not a lurker and technically my hand was touching a booger

How did you get boogers in your asshole?

i have a cold

I'm actually dysnomia.

I'm not a cannibal and I have no intent of ever having children. My psychologist and psychiatrist are with the military and their records are government property, stored in multiple locations and impossible to completely eradicate after they've been through so many hands. I've done this purposefully to deter myself from being reckless. There's no point in planning on how to wipe my records clean.

My only loved one is my girlfriend and she already knows everything. We wouldn't have stayed together for this long if she didn't. Regardless of what I am, I'm healing. I know things are going to be alright, even if I'll never be completely normal.

Ballerinas are pretty hot and can fuck in positions you didn't imagine was possible, but the downside is that they have incredibly fucked up feet and toes… wouldn't fuck one becuase of that.

What, you have some kind of foit fetish? When I was 19 I fucked a 16yo gymnast for awhile.

She could take my cock from behind and suck my balls at the same time. I-I.. I can't even describe it.

I don't even remember her feet.

But.. dat azz! That I'll never forget.

I smell a greentext…