Yfw boomers are figuratively, and in many cases literally, fucking millennials because of the economy they created

We can't until you kids start winning.

Fuck off dad you can't even get any work

I'm retired and enjoying life. You'll get there one day. Oh wait…

we all know the drill

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The game is rigged. We can only win when you're dead. Don't push it, you hedonistic dinosaur, you tyranny enabler, you consumerist whore, you class traitor.

Does your generation even know what "legacy" means?

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Kek. Literally murderous levels of salt because you can't handle the bantz.

What am I supposed to do? Give all my money to The Millenial Fund? How do you think "we" controlled these macro economic trends? I'd give you jobs if I could but I'm just an average guy, only older. I'd love for you guys to be in a better situation and if I had any power to do so I would. But I don't.

I'm not going to feel guilty about getting young pussy though. Sorry not sorry.

Take the lads with you

I'm so American I don't even know what that means.