What is going on here? There are tons of threads about women, tfw no gf, manlets wanting women, rate my gf, the psychology of women, butterfaces, short stacks, leftypol tankies wanting tankie gfs. Most aren't even porn, just feels.
Are anons hoping to nest for the winter? The threads even outnumber the Trump/debate threads. And for once I actually see no trap threads.
It's some kind of shilling/psyop. I don't know what or who though. Just a gut feeling.
oh you poor thing. but not every one shares your urge for dick.
Kek. I jokingly labeled this thread with "heteronormative" in the title, but I am pleasantly surprised to not see them. I'm just surprised to see so many, mostly feels or advice threads. Also no BBC threads that I saw.
I thought people got more horny in the spring and summer. Strange to see this surge at the beginning of autumn.
Men need women. Badly. We need them a lot more than they need us. But they do still need us. This need encompasses a lot of feels and other psychology. A lot of lonely guys are here, so they will talk about it even more than the average. And the average still talk and dream about women quite often.
It's not that mysterious.
are you some sort of wannabe intellectual or is the word just new to you and you wanted to use it?
I was going for alliteration but missed nailing the last H.
You sorry excuse for an uneducated beta orbiter. Womyn need you much more than you need them. I only you could understand that.
I disagree, but make your case.
This. Someone is pushing these threads. They have natural appeal and the psychological over visual and just plain sexual b8 is pretty obvious and quite clever. Somebody want us preoccupied with women.
Millionaire Businessmen hire escorts take them to their hotel room and just tell them how shit they feel, and how lonely they are, even with their goldigging wife.
whatevs
That's why I believe we need them more. Even a rich and powerful man will do stupid shit to have access to and please a woman.
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I always feel it in the Fall. I think it has to do with memories of going back to school. New hope that this year you might hit it off with someone. New clothes, classes and chances. I don't think it's a bad thing at all. My question it, do grils feel the same?
no
Bullshit. Really?
You've been watching too many jewish film and television for sure.
Yeah it's bullshit. Women love men but the dynamics set it up so they are pursued more or less. You ever see a woman do stupid stuff for a piece of shit guy? Spend all her time and effort on someone who doesn't appreciate them? I have.
Tripfag did it. I don't know why but he wants us to be horny and emotionally involved all the time. Always has from when he made those rate threads.
Who?
Though some men do need woman badly, not all men do. Many men don't need woman at all and some woman need men so badly they will put up with all sorts of shit. Right now I'm shacked up with some lonely woman who is paying most of my bills and doesn't complain to much when I cheet on her. I'll be staying with her for the winter then be off to better places in the spring. Woman need men badly all the time. A man only ever seems to need a woman badly if he hasn't had one in years.
Chrystal
Trips of truth. Checked.
go back to Tumblr
Before reading your post I assumed this was the porn star name of the girl in the picture.
The similar posting style suggests to me it's the same person or persons. Possibly some small femanon or tranny filled board recently went under or heard about this place.
As I posited in that other thread -and he denied- it's also possible this is all Chrystal as it's the exact shit he was pulling before.
He wants to feminize the board, because anything that becomes feminized is ruined.
Go back to science class, homogenous.
Actually I am OP, and I wasn't doing this until you gave me the idea. I've only got two other threads up now. All the ones mentioned in this OP were already here. I really was gone all of September. And I'm serious in this OP as I am wondering where this all came from.
It's weird.
Prove it
it's probably me
I make these threads when I'm drunk, and usually two or three at a time
on an unrelated note i want to have sex with that girl
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How? I mean that is an old pic from one of my Attraction Reaction OP threads. My (You)s are fucked up by switching up my VPNs for samefagging denial.
If you can post the other two or three pics of her than maybe you are OP.
Bump
Keep mining salt you crazy faggot. It's glorious.
She's lying. She'll just post in any thread and can't resist putting on her tripcode if she gets mentioned.
Who cares. Abandon thread.
Not lying. But yeah if someone makes a thread talking about or complaining about me I can't resist.
Kek. No real plan, just shitposting.
What the hell is anyone even talking about ITT? No one even posted pics of girls. You suck Holla Forums
is he trying to get us to find mates
kek
everyone's jewing everyone, user
Probably. Not the worst of intentions but still.
Is this him/her/ You? Who the fuck is this person?
Don't even ask. Just move along.
Because the days are getting shorter. It's a naturally depressing, introspective time and it makes people feel more alone.
That makes sense. Have you picked out your winter lover user?
Is that asked with a sneer? Sounds like a taunt to me.
This is the type of thick I can get into.
She's not passed out yet user
Ouch. That was a painful bit of truth.
She will pass out eventually and then you can be Chief Sleeping Splooger
This feeling pains me. Even though I know the reality would be fleeting at best, I want someone to retreat with.
Here are her other two pics.
The problem isn't just that femanons are posting all of a sudden (and this really does seem like a concerted effort) but it's also the quality of them that's the issue:
The threads I'm seeing posted are straight out of tumblr. Not quite as obvious as the previous spat of "Yeah I fuck black dudes, what of it?" just ONE level below that. Threads with "femanons" talking about who they fantasize about, who they fuck, "My boyfriend kicked me out of bed." type shit.
We're not even being tossed shit like Ashley Jones or even Evalion. This is trying to see how low we'll drop our standards for female attention.
I'm going to post a sort of thread I haven't in a while on here. It'll scare away any legit femanons on here, not because it's gore or anything like that, but because it's secretly what they want, and it's the sort of thing causes a cognitive dissonance and gets them soaking wet but is 180 degrees from everything they *claim* to believe. They'll just go silent when I post it. If this is organized, like they're coming from some lefty forum or something, it's going to absolutely enrage their white knights, so I predict the thread will go ignored except by the white knights who will flood into the thread to insult me for even wanting what I post.
Thing is, what I'm going to post will only last for so many posts, so I'm trying to figure out what I'll fill the rest of the thread with to keep it consistently on the front page. I'm open to ideas, but I have something in mind if no one has a suggestion. Naturally, I'll probably have to post the thread through tor, so it could be slow-going.
Holy shit! How am I missing this stuff? Yeah those are, uh, not good results.
What do women secretly want that will be taken down? CP? Spam?
Oh, it's neither of those things. I won't be posting any pictures that would get me in trouble, it's what I'll discuss in the posts. Some of it technically falls into the territory of discussing the commission of a crime. Part of the reason I stopped posting about it is because some of the threads started getting deleted within seconds of me posting them.
In fairness, one discussed possibly committing a murder -and was sort of asking whether or not I should- so I totally get why it was deleted.
I really want to know what it could be. I'll keep an eye out.
i kinda like the feels threads, makes me feel like a human again. On the other hand, we should really be making fun of everyone and everything.
A balance is good. I'm just surprised by so many feels. Mostly I like different and new threads. I feel you on the feels one though. Makes me warm inside.
I think you might be reading too much into it. People want someone for the holidays. It's pretty normal. You start dating someone now, then you have thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years with them. Snuggle through the January doldrums and break up right after Valentine's Day.
Agreed.
I don't know, I think this was a step up from the usual attention whoring. At least we got a story.
It was an interesting story. And she did say she was a middle aged crack whore upfront. She could have looked much worse.
kek
Moar
This guy nailed it. Fall is depressing and makes people seek comfort. Warm titties, soft bed and cuddles.
Thanks for deradicalizing me.
This is just the beginning. I'm going to put the love back in h8chan.
Why?
I dunno. Someone suspected me of doing it, so I decided to do it.
Show us the post that made you do it.
Do what?
The thread seems to have 404'd. But it was one about me saying I had caused all the recent femanons to post both here and on all the other active boards. But I had been away the whole month and those threads were made before I came back. So I decided to make this one listing all these other threads that had appeared without me noticing this trend of feels. Then I started making my actual numerous threads of feels and shilling of 3DPD over the last couple of days.
And the only reason I do it, or did any of it was to make it fun, be a bit more nice than the average thread, cheer people up and the fact that my shitposting triggers the ever living fuck out of some people here.
Thanks for correcting the record. tl;dr?
I do it for fun and because it makes others mad enough to make threads about what a cancerous whore I am even when I truly dindu nuthin', and haven't been seen in over a month.
Pick one. If you're trying to amplify cancer you'll just end up banned for spamming.
And people hate you because you lied to the board repeatedly for attention and did some stunning, chris-chan level displays of autism. You spent over 400 dollars in autism money hiring a 4/10 to try and fool 8/b/ into believing you were a girl.
Have you considered just… not being a cancerous whore?
Spamming how? I only had my one "Chrystal" thread. None of the others have porn of any kind in them. There are just as many, if not more feels threads here than the ones I made even if you leave out the ones listed in this OP that I also didn't make. And they are all different, not templates. AND they took off on their own, or else just died on their own.
It's this way whether I am "here" or not.
And I am always here. I make and post in all kinds of different threads, long devote I picked up the trip. Most people don't know or care who I am. Whoever you are sure are preoccupied though. Sorry you didn't like Potchan or got epically assblasted by some light trolling and shitposting, but that's really your problem.
Christ take it down a notch, drama queen. Somebody told a lie and pretended to be who they're not on Holla Forums! Outrageous! It's been two and a half months and I still can't forgive them. Muh savespace! Muh Holla Forums!
Get. Rekt.
Thanks for deradicalizing me.
And thank you for re-radicalizing me as the only feminist on Holla Forums.
faggot attention whore.
Keep bumping my thread pls. I thought it was dead!
Someone struck a nerve it seems. Prove it's your thread faggot
Naw I'll just take the bump, thanks. All my other ones are off page one now. I just keep getting replies to this one for some reason, though. Hundreds and hundreds of replies today. I was ready to call it a day! It seems I have some dedicated fans very interested in this one, though.
I have a board now. Why don't you make a thread on there to yell at me and let Holla Forums be spared from my cancer on page 1 for tonight. I'll respond.
>>>/chrystalchan/
post your herpes you fat kike
Please no. No one wants to see that.
What the fuck are you two even talking about?
Barthposter is here! Muh thread!
Bump
Bumping the agenda
Shill/agenda transparency report. Front page right now. Not quite where I would like it to be but looks decent. I'm sure there are at least two that are obviously by me, but others have posted similar with no prompting from me.
Do you feel the love?
Were yours the unconscious women ones?