Reasons why consoles are superior to PC faggotry:

Reasons why consoles are superior to PC faggotry:

-Consoles come with all of the RAM you will ever need right out of the box. You will never hear a console player complain about having too little RAM. On the other hand, you constantly hear about PC players running out of RAM because their chrome case is always eating it and they have to spend valuable gaming time downloading more of it. Depending on your internets, this may take several days.

-PCs break all of the time and PC owners have to spend hundreds of dollars replacing the broken components every time a new game comes out. When a new game comes out on your console of choice, it just works and doesn't break it. PC gamers have to replace their broken graphic cards all the time to play new games. Sometimes it's even necessary for them to replace their harddrive with a slower speed drive (SSD) just to make sure their games run properly. Consoles have only the fastest speed drive available and you never have to replace it.

-Consoles come in a whopping 500 gigs of storage for you to keep all of your games and stuff on, but PCs only come in 4, 8 and 16 gigs, but sometimes 32 and 64 gigs if you want to spend thousands of dollars. The 500 gigs are included in the console's affordable purchase price.

-Consoles run at a smooth and steady 30fps's which is the best fps to run at since it's cinematic and made specifically for all of our shooter games like Call of Duty. That's actually what fps stands for which is fast person shooter. PCs run at 60 and 140fps's which is much too fast and makes it harder to play games because you're losing too many fps's in between your 30 fps's. That's a wasted 30+fps's. It's no wonder their graphic cards are always breaking all the time!

-With PCs you have to spend thousands of dollars to make your PC display 4k screens, but consoles can upscale to your 4k television right out of the box. You just need to buy a 4k TV and plug your console in and it will just work. It's even better with Monster gold-plated HDMI cables because you get a clearer picture. PCs don't have Monster HDMI cables.

-You can do everything you need to on a console with a controller that is provided for you with the console. PC users need to buy a keyboard and mouse just to have the same functionality as our free controller. The controller was designed specially to fit nicely and comfortably in our hands with buttons easily accessed by our thumbs and fingers but the PC keyboards have buttons all over the thing and you have to take your hands off the mouse to use the keyboard so you can't even use them at the same time.

-You can get free games with your online subscription on consoles. PC users have to buy all of their games and they don't get free ones. They also get a worse online experience because nobody pays for their servers. Console manufacturers are able to provide a premium and quality online experience with the subscription model.

-Consoles come shipped prebuilt and you only have to plug them in and you can start playing games immediately. For PCs you have to build your mother board and hope that it works with the cpu that you bought and buy your slow speed drive and graphic cards. You need multiples so you can display more graphics and like I said they keep breaking with newer releases. And then you have to cool the whole thing in water because it completely overheats all of the time.

-The best Xbox costs $499 while the best PC costs $4999. Why is the PC so much more expensive when they play the same games except the console exclusive games which only the consoles play? Do the math people!

PC Master Race? More like PC Disgrace

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boast moar tiddies -:D

But can you post on Holla Forums and watch porn at the same time on a console?

You forgot playing with your friends.

You gonna get your buddy to bring his whole PC rig every time you guys wanna bang out a few games over beers as foreplay?

that's what my iPhone is for

Yea no wonder you're a console fag.

Consoles are locked down proprietary boxes that can make reverse engineering/cracking software impossible at the hardware level and prevent mod installation.

PCs won't be like that until people start using SGX.

Have fun not being able to see what's running on your ProprietaryBox, download cracks, or use mods once the new generation of consoles comes out.

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This bait might have worked if it was short enough for me to actually read.

My god, those hips are perfection…

*tips fedora*

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You know the sad thing this bit made me realise? The company executives at a lot of vidya companies probably believe at least half of the shit on your list.

Eh. I appreciate your attempts at humor but ironic baiting isn't funny to me anymore
Anyways, pointing it out in case someone finds it entertaining.

SAGE POST SQUAD!

breddy gud :DDDD

so true

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The shit controllers are reason alone to piss on all consoles.

That stupid controller is why games that are developed for console have such dumbed-down controls, even when they're ported to a real computer platform. I'm sure consoles are good for simple games like Super Mario, though, but then again, so is my iPad.

Why did you have to make me take OP's side?

SAGE

In what way is that taking OP's side?

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such a shitty thread i wont even bother reading op's txt

this b8 isnt even funny. The "whopping 500GB" betrays this b8

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Did you type this user?
I hope it wasn't too hard.

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