My tinder date tonight…

My tinder date tonight…..

What should I do to her, fellas?

Swipe left

I've got some matches on tinder, but i don't have the balls to talk to them.

Jezus Christ how horrifying

Some advise:
do NOT, under any circumstance, take her to your place.
You do NOT want her to know where you live.

Have fun with the degenerate sex. I hope you survive. She looks psycho af

I was like you, user. Then one day I just kinda made a switch in my head and stopped giving a fuck.
I stopped thinking of what to say, or thinking about what they would think.
I just went full selfish asshole mode and said whatever I wanted to say, if it scared them off then fuck it.
Once I started acting like this, my successes soared. Within 48hours I would tell them when and where I was gonna date them. On those dates I continued this mindset of not giving a fuck what they would think or how I should act and pretty much act like a selfish douche.

I had the best year of my life using Tinder
I got laid more in that year than I did the rest of my life combined.

Gotta admit I miss it sometimes. one of my Tinder hookups turned into my current gf. Been together for over 2 years now

yeah but im in too bad shape, im poor as fuck and i'm a 1000% loser.

She would probably not even swipe me to the right if she knew who I was. Theres just no point man.

So did you use fake pictures on your profile?

Your problem, clearly, is your low self esteem.
Stop calling yourself a loser. Being poor doesn't matter, as long as you don't smell poor or dress like a bum.

Just try asshole. Just apply your sorry ass and grind that shit like an RPG. OPs date is the first fight of the prologue before the opening credits roll. Unlike him, press start swipe left to skip the optional battle. Keep swiping right more often though to grind, even if you really don't want to. Build up the skills.

naw man, you just can't see me being skeletor trough the clothes.

Hey I got this. What do I do next?

Dude, there is no way you can be skinnier than I am.
I could be an extra on an Auschwitz movie.
I have zero mustle.
Most girls don't give a fuck.
Be confident.

Besides, being too skinny is better than being too fat.

Stop making excuses.

Also kek'd at
It's a good tip imo. Think of it as a game.

aww shit mane. She lookin phat as fuck.
Ask if she does anal

Strength: 10
Agility: 10
Endurance: 9
Intelligence: 9
Perception: 1
Charisma: 0
Luck: 0

Charisma was my dump-stat. What do?

Suck "her" dick while "she" lectures you on the glories of transfeminism.

As I said.
Stop giving a fuck.

I know it sounds easier said than done, but it really isn't.
You just have to make that switch inside your head.

Picture you at the start of a really hard level.
You only have 1 heart left. There's almost no way you'll make it. You have no continues left.
That's how you feel, right?
Now just pretend you go 'ok fuck it.. ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
/god
/giveall
/noclip

And yoloswag your way through that level with no fear of failure.

Unkept dyed blue hair. I'm not expert, what sort of mental illness does this mean?

Make a charisma check at -60

Rolled 99 - 60 (1d100)Rolling for OPs date success

hey it's Marilyn Manson!
I was wondering how Mr. Warner was doing.
Thnx Op, gonna go listen to Holywood.

Sorry OP, I rolled a critical failure.
You'll probably die on your date or something.

Are you me?

maybe

Stand her up

On a d20 that'd be a crit. You gonna rek this OP, just stop being a puss.

shes kinda cute in a "I murdered my grandmother for this necklace" way

id pat her down for weapons

Shave her head.

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How am I supposed to find a ride or die bitch to go on a crime spree with if I dont tap some crazy

Get a fucking sharpie, and draw eyebrows on her.

wew, lad. If those are your priorities, I guess do apply dick to crazy. I'm only giving common sense survival tips here.

Exorcism

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhot

take her to McDonalds for dinner, then walk her home and ask if you may give her a peck on the cheek

the trick is finding the right flavor of crazy, I tend to stick with the DSM-IV for classification, I think they really went overboard with V

I guess I could just save myself the trouble and date chicanas but even I have limits

Lick the butthole. She looks like she would like that.

Deep throat gag until her makeup ruins her face.

But seriously tho, she looks like transgender.

Hug her, she looks sad

Then you're in an even better position because you can rule out a woman being a golddigger.

gonna post pics after?
make her asshole wink like a retard trying to pick up…

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks rather masculine.

masculine doesn't matter…
even if she's got a dick she's got holes to fuck…
girl is such a subjective thing..

Yea, gender and age are social constructs

signed, an 8 y/o transmale-to-transfemale wolfkin

Dont worry about it, I'm sure their balls will do just fine for you.

IF you got a big dick, you should fear nothing.

Why are you matches on tinder?
Shouldn't they be in your matchbox?
Also why do you want to talk to matches.

woh

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hide under the bed

Girls fall for criminals, Girls respond to assertativeness, confidence, not giving a fuck.

Even if they complain you are being an asshole, some will still just fuck you afterwards, while complaining.

Never, EVER, believe a woman who tells you what she is looking for in a man.

The whole problem is that modern society has raised Men to see Women as equals, as Men specifically.

This is the wrong idea, because in general think first about themselves. Men in general think about a bigger picture.

If you just realize Women tend to stop developing mentally at 16, it really helps you figure out things. They throw tantrums like an unruly teen if you let them walk over you, if you treat them as if you are a parent. Then all of a sudden the act drops and they stop the bullshit.

do not fall asleep on her…you may not wake up again.

guhhhhh

summon an exorcist

Stick your butt in her wiener.
This is good too

Is that female?

If so… Score. Fuck her till she bleeds.
She'll like that.

If not… Lame. Fuck him till he bleeds.
That'll teach that faggot.

Drop trow and say "isn't this what you came for?"

Nothing she doesn't want you to.

give her some eyebrows and a haircut.

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