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since you are very little, one of the first things you are expected to learn is that you live on the earth and the earth is a globe, and you are repeatedly shown this big spinning toy and you have a few childish thoughts like "how does everyone on the bottom not fall off?" and everyone tells you its because "gravity" holds everyone on the sphere, but remember centrifugal force is very powerful and can keep water in a bucket even though its spinning around a certain point, but it makes the bucket of water feel much more heavy, like it wants to fly off it's handle with tremendous force. now imagine that all the things on the surface of the earth including its gigantic oceans are all that "bucket of water". what do you think would or rather should have already happened to us all and our cats and dogs and houses and cars if the earth was really spinning around as fast as they want us to believe that it is?

what a coincidence that you can only ever see one side of the moon because its dark side is always facing away from us. what a convenient coincidence that the sun is very bright and you can't really ever be sure if it even has a side facing away or towards us. my point is that the moon only has one side, and the sun only has one side. they only exist to be seen from earth.

globalists absolutely HATE the idea of people knowing that the earth, the sun, and the moon are actually flat because one of their false idols is "the globe". if you think the world is a flat dome shape/plane, you go against their religon and this offends them very much.

satan worshippers (remember satan and hell is fake and made up by these people for their false idol worship and as a psyop mental warfare technique to instill the worrying and suffering of others via self hatred and judgement anxiety) tend to hijack the sun that God created to light up the earth and use it as a false idol and worship the sun as (the SON) (jesus is the son/sun) (satan is the lightbringer/lucifer/sun) to be in rebellion against God. that is why they always send anti flat earth shills to call everyone who says the earth is flat "conspiracy quack oooooo crazy tinfoil muh radio beams ufo" but remember that the critical thinkers are the ones that uncover most of the lies and deception that surround us. the global elite cult will always try to discredit the truth.

links to other people talking about similar things

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel
nowtheendbegins.com/eu-parliament-building-tower-babel-common/
texemarrs.com/011998/un_builds_tower_babel.htm

yournewswire.com/is-cerns-large-hadron-collider-the-modern-tower-of-babel/
youtube.com/watch?v=bM8KTzGHQFI
youtube.com/watch?v=AjcggsxKeqY
youtube.com/watch?v=G2iSwEMJ_-k
youtube.com/watch?v=b56YW8FhKyU
youtube.com/watch?v=ifxXEtT41iU

this is why they are "happy" at CERN
youtube.com/watch?v=H0Lt9yUf-VY

because they think they are winning by making the bernstein/berenstain effect

There will never be a half life 3 because We are half life 3.
CERN IS black mesa.
The Large Hardron Collider is the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
Black Mesa created the Resonance Cascade
CERN created the Mandela Effect
It's called HALF-life because HALF of us remember half of life being different via the Mandela Effect Resonance Cascade

half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro_black_hole

half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Mass_Spectrometer
cms.web.cern.ch/tags/extra-dimensions

phys.org/news/2015-03-mini-black-holes-lhc-parallel.html

huffingtonpost.com/george-elerick/cern-scientist-reassures-_b_8411468.html

zmescience.com/science/cern-experiment-dimension-23845234/

search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=dimensions
search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=black hole
search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=black hole
search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=dimension

I can understand why anons could feel that way, but I posted this because of how I realized how deeply intertwined the events that are taking place are with videogames, specifically with Half-Life, that I know Holla Forums is always talking about and hoping for a sequel (half-life 3) but I came to the realization that We, as in Us in real life, are the sequel.

imdb.com/title/tt2548396/?ref_=cs_ov_tt
imdb.com/title/tt2697688/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

just like space is a deception- quantum suicide, and parallel universes are also a deception. dimensions are different however, (dimension definition: a part or feature or way of considering something)

look at all the signs that show how much the agenda seems to want to push the idea the CERN is responsible for the mandela effect, like the image where they hold the sign. this is actually a deception because God is responsible for the mandela effect, "The changing of the way we are considering our reality".

there's no other universe. there is no "in my universe it was like this" we are here and things are changing here. as I showed in the other link they are even making a movie about cern and mention reality being altered.

don't confuse this with heaven, which is the real universe. our universe (here on earth) is the fake matrix, and in the fake matrix here, we are experiencing the mandela effect. (context, reference)

CERN created the internet.
or at least that's what the facts are in this timeline.

in my timeline CERN never created the internet.

in my timeline the internet was created in the earlier days of the military to create a new secret more secure form of communication, and the project was used by the earlier hackers who basically found and then began to use the internet for their own needs, and the military did nothing to stop it, but rather sat back and watched. they always wanted others to use it, because look at what it became today. today the internet is the largest worldwide surveilance system where people unknowingly or knowingly give their information to the entire world. However, it is beginning to appear more as though CERN may have hijacked the timeline for their own purposes and made themselves the original creators of the internet. in theory, how much money or power would one person hold if they were to go back in time and become the original creator of google, and never sell it?- let alone the entire internet?

here are some links, some are more conflicting than others- perhaps due to timeline residue. not everything gets changed or erased, similarly to how so many people remember things differently.

home.cern/topics/birth-web
todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/09/history-internet/
pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2407539,00.asp
message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=81408
whoishostingthis.com/blog/2014/11/11/arpanet/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World_Wide_Web
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet
funtrivia.com/askft/Question50007.html
techland.time.com/2012/07/25/how-government-did-and-didnt-invent-the-internet/
cs.ucsb.edu/~almeroth/classes/F04.176A/homework1_good_papers/Alaa-Gharbawi.html

yes

but then I thought, why not help some people wake up- especially those who might actually appreciate what I'm going to say here?

If you haven't heard about the mandela effect, its basically this. you're living your life and suddenly you notice that the sign for a restaurant has changed. "they just updated it" you think. now your cereal is a different name. what? now south america is in the wrong place? and now everyone who remembers these things is "wrong"? welcome to something we don't fully understand, or even partially. life was like a box of chocolates. WAS.

I included very few quotes of some other anons and the things that they say they also remember. if those few user's quotes are not accurate, don't whine.

bernstein bears (originally) became berenstein bears, became berenstain bears.
berenstein is what people who can't handle the shock use to say it wasn't berenstain.
it was ALWAYS bernstein bears, ( bern stein )

they are trying to confuse us with a double negative.

c3po in the old starwars now has a silver leg (used to be all gold color)

shawn of the dead is now shaun of the dead

mirror mirror on the wall snow white now magic mirror on the wall

Luke, I AM your father is now No, I am your father

mr.rogers says "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood" instead of "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood".
"this" excludes everyone at home, "the" is what he always said and he was including everyone.

Looney Toons now Luney Tunes

New zealand, South america, Australia (land down under), Japan, korea, Italy, Pakistan, Russia, China, Iceland, Greenland and many other land masses have changed shape or size or position or all of these. LOOK AT ANY MAP.

Isaiah 11:6

"the Lion shall lie down with the Lamb" is now "The Wolf also shall dwell with the Lamb"

Interview with a vampire is now called Interview with the vampire.

sketchers now skechers

kit-kat is now kitkat

the Ford car logo is different and so is the Volkswagen logo (a random user mentioned the Volvo logo and many others?)

Volkswagon is now Volkswagen

human anotomy has changed. your stomach and kidneys are now way high up and in your ribcage and your liver is way bigger

Lay-Z-Boy is now la-z-boy

mona lisa now smiles

sex in the city is now sex and the city

fruit loops is now froot loops

the Canon camera logo is very different

Johnny Quest is now Jonny Quest

the line "beam me up, scotty" was never uttered in star trek (now)

definative is now definitive
definately is now definitely

is now

sherbert icecream is now sherbet

FAO Schwartz is now FAO Schwarz

in the movie "The Wizard of OZ" the scarecrow (who wants to have a brain) NOW HOLDS A GUN.
he never had a gun before.

in the scene from the first pirates of the carribean Jack Sparrow is trying to convince Barbosa to work with him in the first movie and starts bribing him with the offer of a hat, "a really big one", and then he adds "with a feather in it" this really hit me hard, I definitely remember this one as well, I haven't re-watched the movie yet but everyone says that that scene doesn't exist anymore.

many people have begun to experience the resurfacing of very strange old memories of drowning when they were little or memories of being swimming deep underwater somewhere or in a pool when they were little but still being able to be breathing somehow.

Fidel castro is alive again

a huge amount of people remember playing a very old PC game from the 1990's that has a scary singing bathtub in one scene called "grandma and me" where you can find a worm that comes out of an apple and sings "bo Bo Bo Bo bO bo" and upon playing that game again the worm is undiscoverable.

many people remember watching Moonraker (Bond) and noticing that the girl Jaws falls in love with had braces on her teeth and that that was the point of the scene because they both have metal on their teeth but now she has no braces.

Is it just me? Does anyone else remember the girl having braces?

"if you build it they will come" is now "if you build it he will come"

"Forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us"
is now
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors"

Wineskins is now Wine bottles

coco puffs is now cocoa puffs

chic-fil-a is now chick-fil-a

cheez-itz is now cheez-it

bragg's is now bragg

the word "environment"

jiffy peanut butter and jif peanut butter both used to exist but now only Jif exists

jfk assassination had 4 people in the car, now its 6 and the wife is there and is wearing this insane pink dress and the video quality is astoundingly better than it has ever been
many people remember the wife putting her body over JFK to protect him but now she appears to go near him and put her hand under his head right before his head gets blown to bits and then crawl all over the back of the car

JCpenny is now JCpenney

Fabreeze is now Febreze

Oscar Meyer is now Oscar Mayer

mamas and papas california dreamin "I began to pray" is now "I pretended to pray"

woman named "sally fields" "you like me, you really like me"

is now called "sally field" and now says "you like me, right now you like me"

"we are the champions….. OF THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!!" cuts off now and doesn't say "of the world" anymore.

the word "dilemna" is now "dilemma"

the board game monopoly "ventura avenue" is now "ventnor avenue"

look at the world map. it has changed.

all locations have changed or shifted in size or location or shape.

mandelaeffect.com/chartreuse-red-or-green/

many people remember chartreuse being a more red type of color, not green or yellow.

There's a belief among Mormons and Muslims that both Muhammad passed the Qur'an down orally and why Muslims were supposed to be able to orally recite the Qur'an.

and as for mormons It boils down to anything not written in mental is subject to change after the fact. All of it. Words, pictures, ideas, thoughts. Even the internet. The only thing you can truly trust is your own memory.

do your own research. don't allow yourself to be misguided or disinformed. the shills are among us.

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youtube.com/watch?v=anZQOwx7lk8 gematria calculator values?

youtube.com/watch?v=H0Lt9yUf-VY Cern we are happy video (employee holds up mandela sign)

youtube.com/results?search_query=human sacrifice cern
youtube.com/watch?v=hulNa6kMsRg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_choice_quantum_eraser
yournewswire.com/source-of-cern-sacrifice-video-found-dead/

There should be a bunch of security cameras all over that courtyard and the rest of the CERN facility.
If CERN wanted to debunk this video they could just release a short clip of the woman getting back up and walking away.
But something tells me that's not going to happen.

Question that should be asked isn't whether or not this is real, but who those people are?
In case you didn't know, CERN isn't your local burger king where you just walk in and certainly not a place to walk around in long black robes, and perform a human "sacrifice" in.
The only people that could have pulled this stunt are the employes themselves, question being why?
Where they trying to be le epic trolls or are they simply retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=PfSXkfV_mhA

notice how in some frames there are only 4 people. residue of the mandela effect.

"totally real people" will take the time and effort to post attempts at highly convincing arguments like:

"wow that's a religion wow that's cats cradle"

(notice how they try to admit a little in desperation to placate "the unforgotten" / mandela effect believers)
also know this- I'm jewish, or at least I was. I'm something different now and I want everyone to know the truth.
you have to keep in mind that alot of the jew meme is just spread by some of the more angry Holla Forumsers or Holla Forums jokers, and by some who legitimately believe the jews are at fault for everything- but i discovered a deeper agenda to the whole jew meme. some shills who want that jew meme spread WANT everyone to focus all their attention and frustration for all their problems on a giant generalized group of religious people so that they are distracted and don't give any attention to the true leaders of the global elite cult. the tops of corporations and government.

those leaders also claim to be jewish to further this meme so that everyone looks at them and goes "the jews control my life! fuck them!" but Again, they will do nothing but be upset towards a bunch of random people in the general population. this works for them because Yet still, the global elite cult bosses are left alone. untouched by any responsibility.

biblehub.com/revelation/2-9.htm

biblehub.com/revelation/3-9.htm

when "totally real people" or "TRP's" surface in such numbers… it can only mean we are doing or thinking of something they do not want us to

The only evidence that any of this has, is what currently exists. That which is the conflict that people have with far more people's memories than those who agree with it. I see no reason to disbelieve in the effect and instead cling to some bizarre theory of highly specific mass memory error. There is currently no worthy acceptable explaination for how so many people from so many different places all over the world could possibly remember (exactly) all the same commonly recognizable and well known events, names, locations of continents and other places, and general miscellaneous things all WRONG, in EXACTLY the same ways.

You can not trick us, You can not fool us. You will not make us forget. stop lying to yourself. deny yourself the truth no longer. We are the unforgotten.

I would also like to mention that I hate to be that person who slowly trickles information into my thread. I present all my data up front and straight forward. I know there are those who definitely do jump on this thread and read it start to finish drooling all the way as they go, I know I would If I ever came across a thread like this. I let the information present itself, I let the information draw the reader/ seeker of knowledge in so that by reading it they become more interested. I'm not interested in those who lightly skim and run away in fear and laziness.

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a sound possible speculation is that significant (or insignificant) events are changed and through the butterfly effect, these create an unstoppable chain of reactions which result in a lot of small changes like the title of your favorite cartoon manifesting into reality as altered. some people'es memories are altered, and others are spared.

It's just nice to see other people freak out when they absolutely know without a doubt that things they have always known in their everyday life, things that they undoubtably and unshakably remember clearly and sharply, are now obviously and unmistakably altered and noticabley and tangibley different. I and many others have seen Bragg's apple cider vinegar (brand name) suddenly appear forever changed as "bragg" in their pantry. we can all pick up that bottle that we bought as "Bragg's" and touch it, and feel it, and know that it is different than the bottle we got from the store "way back".

if you are one of the people who have noticed the difference I reccomend you call the "bragg" company if you are curious enough and ask them if they remember and how many others have called. I encourage you to be polite and not keep them too long however.

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archive.is/QgZRT

For some reason GG still triggers the fuck out of shills, though, which makes it a useful tool for making them expose themselves. It's fucking hilarious too.

clearly I just did

this has nothing to do with cat's cradle, and in fact nothing has anything to do with cat's cradle as cat's cradle has nothing to do with anything. check fuckin m8

no you blubbering autist, you just spammed the shit out of this thread. that's npt "dumping" anything of worth.

how to recognize an autistic underage 4chan memelord import in 2 steps. you are probably the perfect embodiment of the cancer this board's been getting recently, so please raise the post quality by killing yourself.

i'm pretty sure this is the sperg that keeps bumping his spam thread

his autism knows no bounds apparently, i think we have a genuine lolcow on our hands

If the earth is flat then why are lesbians so round

hahaha he is, the filenames for his precious shilling image are the same.
I wonder if he actually has any mental illnesses IRL?

What's going on? What am I missing?

Is someone doing a big autism?

This entire board is one, continued autism tbqh

lol what a gullible volunteer. nukes don't exist, nuclera plant meltdowns sont exist, it's fear porn for dumb idiots, and plutonium and uranium are not harmful, you can eat it and poop it out like nothing, they are free energy, the jews are hiding it by selling you fear propaganda.
idiots.

I feel good that this pisses you off shill. not my fault you don't like my information dump. deal with it.

please post some info about this. they could have very well "bombed" the sky just like they "bombed" hiroshima and nagasaki

Aww he's a Holla Forumstard too! I always suspected they were underage 4channers.

like a broken record

at this point i'm p sure you could right a bot to automate this kiddo's sperging out

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you're right, see
He should get a tripcode so I can filter him tbqh

It's no wonder why this meme has caught on. it pisses you off shill. I can sense you a hundred miles away. you reek.

hey Holla Forums shill police, why do you go to threads you don't like? you are hilariously immature if you believe that anyone will do what you say. you are in every single thread complaining like a bitch and saging everything on every board. why don't you create a name so everyone can filter you

SHILL SAGE SQUAD

the reason it's hard to "argue" against is because it's just a bunch of generic imageboard terminology

since the things children read really rub off on them, underages have pretty much created a full memelord language

it transcends definitions or meaning, and becomes a bunch of words and memes repeated ad infinitum like "shill" and the "u mad bro" shit

this is also why Holla Forums is so appealing to kiddies, they find it is really easy to skip the trouble of actual arguments and just shit out the same images and buzzwords over and over

there is no point in actually responding to screaming children like over here

all you can do is watch them slowly break down

The problem is they don't see this themselves. They think they are good at "triggering" people or whatever and continue stomping about. and given that, I'd place the bet on this little guy around middle school-early high school, they have a shit ton of free time and will literally fling shit, bump their own threads ALL DAY
Being overrun by people like this is pretty much the most realistic death of Holla Forums. Beyond being overmodded into an echo chamber or losing pph, becoming a playground for literal children like him is how we're probably gonna die, and how 4/b/ died too.

imagine comment after comment of and

wew laddie i might move to finalchan :^)

4/b/ was dead of it well by 2010 and you still get faggots here proudly proclaiming how they stuck it out until 2014

you mean napalm carpet bombed goyshima and nagasuki, then dropped a big flash grenade to blind the gulible volunteers?
heiwaco.tripod.com/bomb.htm
big-lies.org/NUKE-LIES/www.nukelies.com/forum/index.html

i meant idi0ts.
what kind of an I.D.I.O.T set up this word filter?

Yeah, because of underage spergs like you?

Or masterchan
I'd imagine pedos spamming ought to be better than actual children spamming

Yes cyoasperg, I am the omnipotent boogeyman that has been saging all of your posts on every board you visit. It isn't possible that people recognize you as a child and tell you to fuck off, that couldn't be right. It is all my fault
Woooo

t. Holla Forums shill police

I see shills are regurgitating the same things they hear others say against other shills, and are saying these things in an attempt to sound intelligent.

It's really cute because you clearly have no fucking idea what those words mean.

it couldn't possibly be that a bunch of sperglards "such as yourself" could be roaming all the boards getting triggered like a bunch of sjw's and saging the shit out of everything that moves.

you are literally every first post in every thread telling the OP "Fuck OFf"

masterchan a shit

archive.is/QgZRT

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Better than listening to this guy tbqhwyrn smgdh familia

lol

yeah but that's setting the bar really low

i forgot this is how children think

I would rather browse fringe social justice blogs than this guy's sperging out 2bh

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're literally arguing with a child and expecting to get your points across

Yeah the universe is actually a hologram and the planets actually only look round.

We are all on a flat surface, and the entire universe is moving upward in space.

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bump because shills can't resist getting mad

i'm shaking

but he's just so autistic user

just chill out user. let them post their pasta.

The problem is, how are you supposed to respond to any of his sperging? Take >>6238393: uhh… okay? what are you supposed to say without stooping to the kiddo's level?

sure cyoasperg

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You mean like, in my entire life or just the past 15 seconds? If the latter, like, twice, murder suicide is still suicide :^)

Go out with a bang, atleast become famous.

I will, lad, when the time comes. Not bored of life yet, somehow.

Remember to stream it live using a Go-Pro cam on your helmet.

sure cyoasperg

HOLY FUCK. What are the odds, I was one of the first people on /r9k/ or threads here to mention it. I fucking will, in X years the technology surely will allow quality streaming of HD murder.

dont break the law anons. dont murder.

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you know the shills are the ones that will try to make others freak out so they can get in trouble right.

fair point. tbh, i don't want any Holla Forumsros hurting the normies. they might all suck, but it's better to just isolate away from them than take out your frustration on the retards that systematically ruin everything that brings us joy.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)
The perfect song for the happening.

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I wonder how one must live being this delusional? I bet when his middle school teacher gave him an F he thought it was somehow because of m-muh shills. True, unadulterated autism ladies and gentleman.

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what the fuck is a 'muh enigma' sperglord? And why haven't you stopped blubbering autistic, increasingly nonsensical shit and gone back to from whence you came already?

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TIME TO POST FEETZ

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I'm in the toilet right now and taking a dump, and these feet replies aren't helping.

You're doing what you were accusing me of doing in autist. How do you know that this isn't my first post here?

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hahaha
this is a new level of autism

does my replying to you make you upset?

I'm literally shaking

I already have my own playlist. KMFDM, NIN, Panthera, Sepultura, various thrash metal bands.

I want to talk about this more. anyone?

thread slide

bump

fuck off with this shit

yes

wew

What about sunrises and sunsets?

Hey bro, I'm actually going to do the same thing, I just need the guns, some ammo and get some explosives ready, I'm actually saving up for that.

Good luck

How do seasons work? Also, why do people insist on blindly assuming the authenticity of a theory that would require far more laws and a much more intricate universe? Occam's razor, people. You're using it wrong.