Why are you on the computer on a friday anyway, user?

Why are you on the computer on a friday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

No thanks, I'v got all my family here, in diz nutz. Soon I gonna have my family on your mothers socks. Cheers!

On mobile meself

Is that how puppets are born? Pretty genius if you start a show and brainwash a bunch of children.
also /r/ that mushroom cum sock pic

No, I don't have any friends or a gf. I wish I could go out, but I don't have who to go with. But it's okay, I don't have money to go out anyway.

You're beautiful to me and I'm very fortunate to spend time posting with you.

tried having 'something to do' once.
didn't really like it.

You mean besides the bottom of a bottle?

how high are you

vaped 39 ohms of kratom dabs

green text it

I'll post the rest from the other computer, someone needs this one.

who's this semen demon?

I already went to the gym, leave me alone, grandma.

My GF is out of town this weekend so I have a few days to myself, so I just jacked off to porn, I'm gonna make me a snack then do some weightlifting in my man cave.
If I have some time I might order something for my gun like a new front grip.

Sometimes a guy likes to feel feminine ya know.

duet


can't own funs after my ex. pretty jealous. going angled grip or what?

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Hahahahahahhahha, no.

Why are you on the computer on a Monday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Tuesday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Wednesday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Thursday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Friday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Saturday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Sunday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

Why are you on the computer on a Monday anyway, user?
Don't you have somewhere to go?

hi dank user

cuz im graduating and finishing my thesis. How bout u? What excuse u have? No friends? No fuck? No job?

I do shit on saturday and sunday
Friday is the day wherein you don't give a fuck.

I alot free time outside of qt and job. No friends though.

I can't because house arrest. But that's fine there's nothing out there I care to go to anyways.

Its 2016 already! What are you doing at the computer!

>tfw no bf

I can be your bf

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I work 12-16 hrs on fridays and saturdays. Going out friday night is like stabbing myself in the dick.

please love me

I can love you.

you're a girl right?

When I put on this dress

nevermind fag, fuck off.

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Fine then, just eat a crab alive on camera first

i'm not gay.

he's wearing a dress you prude

fuck you

i'm not even wearing a dress. make up your mind.