What shall i do Holla Forums?

how can i make some bux online? pic related

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get a better job, cuck

male prostitute?

thats minimum wage here pony friend

how?

Well you fuck men and then they give you money.

Honestly? Become a prostitute. As long as you can afford contraceptives or use some kind of makeshift condoms, that's one business that's recession proof, even in a socialist country that's falling apart. I would most definitely pay to fuck you or get fucked by you, you look incredibly fit.

Good luck you sexy bastard. See you either in hell or in communism.

no no. You let gay men fuck you and then they give you money.

doesn't stop you from getting a better job, and if you can't find one work two, cuck

I don't think you understand what Venezuela is. You are autistic.

Either or. Some men would most definitely pay cash to get fucked by a fella like OP, which I imagine he might prefer if he's recreationaly heterosexual, in addition to it being safer (health wise) and less time-consuming than being the receiving party.

it is shitty country in South America.
What does that have to do with you working two jobs, cuck?

Venezuela is not capitalist. That's all I'm gonna say, I'm not your fucking mother and you're obviously a clinical retard.

im bi so guys are not a problem i just dont know how to get started

let him he sages every single thread in this shit every day

Why the fuck would I care about or know the economic structure of a country I am never going to live in, cuck?

Why indeed. End your own life.

Go to a well-known sketchy gay area. Dress like a hoe. Honestly the best thing to do would be to ask the negritos over at hipanichan, I guarantee you one of them has whored in latin america before. I'd imagine you go to a bar and pick up somebody sort of dropping hints that you'll do whatever for cash. You definitely want to make clear that its for cash before you do anything though.

why is Holla Forums giving someone life advice on how to become a gay male prostitute

I don't know about Venezuela, but in the US, there's no shortage of gay men who would pay to get pounded by that monster. He'd never need to bottom unless he wanted to.

Lurk moar. This is the most Holla Forums thing Holla Forums has done in ages.

You should use less salt in your speech, cuck.
Since you're going to be a faggot whore and everything.

ayyyy mi negrote de chocolate hay una cosa llamada chatturbate donde te pagan dollarydoos por pajearte en público y quizás dejar que te cojan.
O si no usa freelancer, pero te vas a tener que reventar
gb2arepa

why don't you kill yourself and donate your dick to science so they can use it for actual alphas and not a beta that lives in a mud hut in buttfuckistan?

i wish we got those here :(

y u so mad? u jelly a guy in a shithole got a better body and cock?

Men are men everywhere bro, you definitely have those. Your main challenge might be the homophobic cuture you get in ML or pseudo ML regimes like I understand Venezuela is, and the fact that other men are probably about as poor as you are so they might not have that much spending money.

But damn, even if I was poor, I'd pay for that cock. It would be so worth it. You might not make as much as an American whore, but you can definitely make some guap.

Why would I be jealous that you live in a shithole?

Clicked on a thread with a huge cock for a thumbnail. Quit lying to yourself.


How many times you gonna keep coming back for user's Venezuelan cock?

I am only gay for shota.

haven't closed the thread. I leave the tab open, and come back to check my bait

true here we got that problem a lot

i it was only b8 pham

One could make the case that shota isn't even gay

Well, you do what you think is best. Again, I urge you to go and talk to the fellas at hispanichan. I actually recall one guy having a thread about his days as a manwhore, but I think that was in Argentina or Brazil. He laid out some pretty realistic pros and cons. Good luck.

A pedophile with autism? I wish I could hug you. You are the true face of this place.

thx famalan if i succeed and make it up there i fuck you for free

everything is b8, don't you know?


no, it is pretty gay if you want to be a little, petite, defenseless shota that sleeps with his ass in the air, because he is trying to tempt his father that has a 12in dick into ruining his boipussy, or you want to the father of a shota like that, either way you're fucking a dude, so it is gay.


come, bring it in. we hug it out, and make everything better no homo

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your only way out

I'll do you a favour and marry you

Hahhahahhaa sure

post tiddies

fuck off spigger, you deserve to stay in that shithole

Just walk the fuck out. Go to Columbia or something.

i knew a venezuelan girl once

she had facial hair

Getting a little big for your britches ain't ya? Your body and cock are obviously not helping you live in your shithole.

just fucking leave, sell what little possessions you have and leave to wherever the fuck isn't venezuela.

also how the fuck did you end up there? were you born there or what?

Yeah, nah, cunt.
Also, if you were alpha you wouldn't need help from retards on the internet.

Are you stupid?

Start walking North. With some luck you can cross the US boarder before Trump shuts it down

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